portal 2 Investment Opportunity (1994 original)

[ChipsASensation]

Huh... I guess Yanni doesn't suck.

[AceSpade09]

they should rename CERN to Aperture Laboratories...

[Spartain1998]

sounds like something you would hear at disney land!

[TheUltimateJinxlet]

This song sounds like mountains and sunrises.

[ROFLmao35216]

Like a movie theme from the early 90s.

[Vince0789]

This is merely a copy of Yanni's Santorini.

[roro21123456]

@Vince0789 YOU DON'T SAY ?

[awsomeguyxx]

that's it?



[MrBiwinner]

1994 FTW

[Khyron56]

Hello, investors! Welcome to Aperture Science! Welcome...

To the Future!

[TheNerd115]

Hello TV watchers! Cave Johnson here! on tonight's news bla blabla

20 mins later: were done here!

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@TheNerd115 Are you serious?

[DaddyReaper101]

You have the same YouTube name as my online ps3 friend

[CineAVGNFan]

@DaddyReaper101 Same person??? :D

[PortalJumper98]

I still dont understand, IS APERTURE SCIENCE REAL!?!?! Damn it!

[TheNerd115]

@PortalJumper98

well, there is one company called aperture something ( science)

[xplinux22]

@PortalJumper98 Nope, it's a figment of Valve's creative imagination. But many wish it were real... :)

[MrStaxxy]

@PortalJumper98

No.

[DaddyF4tS4c]

Hello investors, Cave Johnson here. Now i know you've sunk alot of money into the portal device, but im here to tell you. We're not banging rocks together over here, we know how to make a quantom space hole. Caroline. See, portal here, portal here.

[filmsjvc]

this song is butiful...<3

[PeteLynette]

Aperture Science!

GlaDOS!

Santorini!

...wait, what?

[MrLothar235]

this song reminds me of disney land XD

[thedoctor7000]

This song makes physics homework 100 times better.

[breakerboy365]

this sounds more like the 1950's version heheheh

[Alanthos17]

Okay, I'm gonna do SCIENCE.

With this MY NEW SOUNDTRACK at full volume. ^^

[OhAddict]

Science is EPIC!!!

[Ahmadinihanaridjad]

Man,I wish I were one of Aperture science investors...

[leksuli]

@Ahmadinihanaridjad Well now you can, just call 1800-555-SCAM and type in your credit card number, and we will send you the investor kit right away!

[Ahmadinihanaridjad]

@leksuli

COOL!Will I get a free combustible lemon?!!!1

[leksuli]

@Ahmadinihanaridjad yes you will!

Just dial the number and the investment package will be heading your way.

(seriously, it will fly through your window)

[Ahmadinihanaridjad]

@leksuli

Hey,wait a minute!I think you are a spy form Black Mesa!Well,the joke is on you because I don`t `have any windows-I live in stasis!:-p

[leksuli]

@Ahmadinihanaridjad Well, then you will probably enjoy our newest invention! the investment package-on wheels!

[Ahmadinihanaridjad]

@leksuli

Great,I am already calling!You are a loose cannon,but a damn good salesman!

[KronossClockwork]

Sounds like science!

[100FFmaniac]

i think that song is played by Yanni on Tribute album but im not sure

[dalekthey]

*asks band teacher if we can play this for band*

[XephSlayer]

@dalekthey band teacher tells you to explore the universe to understand it's true meaning

[dalekthey]

@XephSlayer *does it*

[Drjusmar]

@XephSlayer Goes on to tell you to start practicing to play a Bb Combustible Lemon.

[XephSlayer]

@Drjusmar Learns to play Bb Combustible Lemon but learns the song is in 7/8.

[Drjusmar]

@XephSlayer AAAHHHHH.

[Bwarrrrr]

This song makes me want to invent a whole new goddamn universe

[ReiAyanami06]

I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR. HOLY JEEBUS

[legoguy301]

sounds like when you enter Disneyland and the music is playing right when you enter

[0022acc]

its like the music that would play if aperture had a tram ride intro like half-life 1

[CaptainTeagueFlood]

I imagine this is what the music for the opening of Aperture Science was when it first opened in 1953. o-o It must have been very grand. I can just imagine how amazing that was in its time.

[theman1178]

Thats not a lemon, thats a SOUNDTRACK we sell them too.

[juanramoncito666]

Does this song appear in the portal 2 official sountrack?

[LegoPieOwnage]

Thanks for uploading the song, I was having trouble finding it. Then again, that's because I'm lazy as hell, there are plenty of copies of this. But still, you saved me a few seconds of clicking on another copy of this on Youtube. And for that, I thank you.

[vajksziget7a]

@LegoPieOwnage And for that comment humanity is thankful! Cave Johnson We're done here!

[thecrazedgunman1]

if any of you have been to Bonfonte gardens in gilroy hear in CA this will sound strangly fermilier

[cosmic93]

Parker!!!

I want pictures!!!

Pictures of Science!!!

....Cave Johnson, We're done here.

[LegoMovieMan44]

@cosmic93 I want pictures! Pictures of Science!

*Walks into kitchen, grabs baking soda and vinegar, mixes.*

*Takes Pictures*

Gives to Cave Johnson: We're done here.