Your Worst Animal Nightmares: Sharks 4

[jq2htf57]

the guy looks like it's just amazed by the shark while it tries to eat him..

[DUMBC0w]

Why even fish of a kayak.. its so stupid

[Thebomb1514]

I'm not trying to be a dick here but if that happens to me, I'd use my knife more carefully than cutting slashed on the knee and if when it bites take your knife and stab the fuck out of that shark's eye and then stab the head or chest then swim away and let the other sharks kill that shark. :)

[bigpoopize]

@Thebomb1514 agreed....unless the blood is on you then that would suck

[btoum6]

@Thebomb1514 best plan to escape danger! i'm going to try it lol.

[Hiddenswine]

@Thebomb1514 Lol good ideas however I think when confronted with the real situation you won't have such lucid thoughts. More like... shit shit shit shit oh god shit shit. Fear's a bitch.

[Zimtseepferdchen]

,,...he slashed his knee..." awesome man!

I can imgaine him on safari in africa ,when followed by a lion ,,.. and then he rolled around in barbeceue sauce, thinking the smell would drive it away..."

[Tarenaccount]

dogs kill more humans that sharks do :P

[301001082]

@Tarenaccount not in shark infested waters

[bigpoopize]

@Tarenaccount yet people love dogs agreed

[PlatinumHearts]

The ocean is no place for humans -_-

[idkanamesrry]

Wow u would cut ur knee when a shark is near!

[Hazzah12345]

that guy literally shit himself

[MrCyb0rg]

They are not dangerous. Shark eats humans ( when they really have too or if they think ur a seal etc) They eat us(?) and we eat pigs.

[virgildog1950]

@MrCyb0rg I don't eat pigs, nor do I eat any kind of animal or fish.

[MrCyb0rg]

@virgildog1950 you know what i mean.

[Herimia]

@virgildog1950 ur a pussy, u dont eat any form of meat

[301001082]

@virgildog1950 for what reason?

[MrCyb0rg]

Lol... sharks must eat too. They are not dangerous, they live like all other animals. They just look scary so the humans making horror movies.

[iiRAWRZXP]

So short...

[speedythepet]

lol i thought it started but there was a add first

[sonalxm]

how'd he get away?

[Aaronmoffatt1234]

Sharks dont know people are inside boats etc. fish have the most undeveloped brain. i remember disecting a fish brain at school and a cows brain. The shark would be to dumb to know anything worth eating is inside the kayak.

[TheLP2200]

wow what dumbass

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[sKyx31]

sharks are the greatest animals and we fucking people kills them

[MarshmallowGirl22]

@sKyx31 You'd swim with a killer shark?

[moonblaze1000]

I'm with sKyx31. They are flawless beasts and most attacks are a misunderstanding on the shark's part. All other attacks are because some dumbass provoked the shark. They make mistakes just like every goddamn thing on the planet. We know that now, and they're dying out because of us and we don't do shit about it.

[crowers73]

love shark stories..love sharks..

[suline12]

I hate it when people say sharks are SO dangerous FACT: you are most likely to be struck by lightning then attacked by a shark!

[Garlannd]

1. Don't go out in a fucking kayak into shark infested waters.

2. Don't haplessly cut yourself and spill your blood into the water.

Get those two points down and you should be pretty much fine around sharks.

[randomrold]

Woo hoo!

[UrbaniteLN14]

One lesson to be learned from this: never go fishing in a boat that's small as a kayaking boat. A shark can tip it over so easily.

[dreampilot2]

Throw the damn fish off the boat as hard as you can so they will leave you alone, gosh this guy is so careless.

[altoidjunkie]

I would have dived in and stabber that motherfucker, then gouged its eyes out and fisted it's skull until I could rip its brain out with my bare hands. Then I would have swam back to shore with it and fucked first big-tittied bitch(es) I saw. Then i would have mounted that shit on my wall.

But that's just me. This guy was a pussy.

[SRSLover]

Easy for you to say

[AUGXSASXagent]

if you think so then you are just a dumbass imagining freak motherfucker

[altoidjunkie]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF. I'M A LETHAL FUCKING WEAPON.

You wish you were half the man I was, hater.

[1manrebellion]

your a fucking retard

[juanloko2]

yea the dude kept all his body parts ... but lost all his dignity ..

[STHFGDBY]

Idiot cutting his knee. How careless can you get.

[MilenaPalka]

Oh, and one more..

Step 4: Use the damn knife to defend yourself if need be!

[PkAustin1]

Is poop and pee consider fear...because they can smell fear....

[MilenaPalka]

Ok...

Step 1: Start paddling to shore/safety the minute you spot the shark.

Step 2: Don't empty your bowels and bladder..you are wearing a wetsuit! Plus, that stuff would only attract the shark more.

Step 3: Throw the damn fish OFF your kayak in the opposite directed to where you a heading!

For %#&@ sakes!

[timyboy97]

pause 0:57

[JessaXzomg216]

Ok Im terrified of sharks but I hate when ppl go far into the ocean and then when they get attacked by a shark the town goes crazzzzyyy to kill it.. just stay out of the water??

[DiveplanetNZ]

Of the millions of people that enter the water each year only 50 odd get bitten by a shark. Learn the facts about sharks and the Great White Shark with myself on Dive Planet NZ. Sharks are the ones endangered and we have to make a stance for their protection at the same time protecting the delicate marine ecosystem

[ShortTube]

not to mention using a tiny boat and drip blood into the water

[aslasolos]

Well said JessaXzomg216 ;)

[juanloko2]

and the victim says ... Don't Kill it ... it's just doing what it does... yea

[WFR]

@JessaXzomg216

I agree. Only thing i hate is spiders. More than others the ones who are able to kill humans. Cos they come to your house and are elusive. Getting killed by a shark or croc is just bad luck or stupidity. But getting attacked by a funnelweb is just unpredictable. I fucking hate spiders

[zxcvbnmjfjf]

@JessaXzomg216 I know, how can you blame the shark? i mean you dont see sharks walking around donwtown so why should we be swming in the ocean?

[tayandsosebro]

i checked out his website and won stuff!

[xxplasticbarbiexx]

dude, is this for real?

is he still alive?

(please be)

im trembling :/

[imarchello]

vomit - gross.

[blackquiver]

that suck they dotn shoe the story...........

[VXaCeXV]

at 0:57 did he vomit?

[TXkimbey]

yes

[BethisRad]

LOLz@some of the blatantly ignorant posts.

Sharks are captivating, beautiful and are essential to the survival of the largest eco system on the planet.

Culling an apex predator would cause a chain of very dramatic events to occur.

Jesus.

[301001082]

@BethisRad wiping out an apex predator would have the smallest effect, at the apex nothing relies on it. the seas ecosystem, relatively, is not fragile, it would take the power of a sea evaporating asteroid to make any difference.

[ViLeDeth]

@BethisRad You judas - kill the judas and all their beloved evil sharks! BURN!!!

[Gissur37]

Myth Busters did a show on human blood and sharks....There was no response by the sharks when human blood was introduced to the water...However, when fish blood was dropped into the pool, the sharks reacted...Just a note!

[NaruGirl72]

oh yeah i saw another shark one the other day

[Meathead36]

just kill all great whites, no loss

[Sianoelyayo]

Just kill all the idiots, no loss

[CakeAlchemist]

WHAT THE-- Oh my gosh...! That's one of my worst nightmares! I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

[CryptoJones]

when I go at sea, I never leave my harpoon.

[Heavenclan]

Jaws

[tigerzZxX]

WTF the puking was totally random

[wowpickle4]

if u get nervous enough your gag reflex will trigger and you will throw up

[mtangTV]

throw up on the mother sucker!

[ditde]

lol@puke

[sshhitrollsdownhill]

lol why did he puke in the reenactment?

[wowpickle4]

if you get nervous(scared) enought your gag reflex will trigger causing you to throw up just like some people and blood he obviously got really scared and threw up

[chaia84]

i would puke too

[IceTeaEdwin]

I would have used the knife to slash at the sharks nose...If I'm going to be eaten, it's going to pay the full price for me D:<

[MUZIQIZLIFE]

for real y are ppl so stupid if you have a knife stabb the fuckin shark in the eye or sumthin lol

[FateSaberStayNight]

uhmm I thnk der not stupid its just wen u get rlly scared its like ur mind is flying sumwer dat u dun even knw wat to do. dats y u need to calm down to think straight and do not panic.

[IceTeaEdwin]

I could have sword I read that Great Whites turn their eyes or something to cover them with a tough tissue...that's why I didn't say anything about the eyes.

[IceTeaEdwin]

Reported for spam.

[DiveplanetNZ]

Grow Up Loser!

[IceTeaEdwin]

Said the guy that almost got eaten by a shark.

[srslayerz]

i learned from biology today we should always learn to cut AWAY from ourselves.. not TOWARDS

[bluefish358]

Why didn't he throw the fish from his kayak? Sharks aren't really interested in humans but mainly fish. So if the shark ate the fish the guy would have had time to escape.

[tiffanychiu5320]

Wait, but sharks are attracted to blood also, right ?

[bluefish358]

yea that too.

[DiveplanetNZ]

Sharks are not attracted hugely to Human blood and they can only follow a blood scent. I am Paul Morris visit my website and Subscribe. Dive Planet NZ

[DiveplanetNZ]

Hi I am Paul Morris, To answer your question! The kayak that I was using in this doco was not exactly the same. The fish were in a holding bay of the kayak and I had fish guts all over the side of the Yak. Visit my website Dive Planet NZ Dive Planet Fox Great White research where I have a full section under Paul Morris Shark attack

[crossaffectjunior]

The shark was gonna rape the dude. That was the look of perv shark.

[kurzick676]

xD rofl!

[giratina1999]

im scared of sharks when i saw a ppl being eated by a shark

[PS3owns94]

you saw a "ppl" wtf?,nub.

[Unlovedhero5]

lol u suck at english

[LordAss]

"a ppl" ?? "eated" ??

go back to school man

[aznvietboi99]

the kid is only 9 years old

[BRONXPEPE]

i hate sharks

[nmantor]

whaaaa? they're cool and smart

[kikomiko1]

gah! what happened?!?!? i can't wait that long!!!

[XJacobWasHere]

Alright so how did he survive.... *Thinks* he realized in was a dolphin.... ^.^....Or he was Painfully eaten and paste back together from the umm... sharks crap you know what I'll just stick with the dolphin thing -.-

[4D1A6Z]

LOL epic fail!!

[fuchion15]

It was really careless of him to cut himself...

[poplolcool]

this is so fake...

[warmoviesboy]

dumb ass of course its fake its reenactment of what happened.

Anyways that would suck to be that guy =(

[dukcaboose]

lol....fail

[poplolcool]

first  lol