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  • With apologies to Alan Moore? Alan Moore is a dick. He's good at what he does, but that doesn't change that he's a dick. Fuck Alan Moore, I hope his panties were the most bunched panties of all time.

  • Blue pipe xD

  • I don't even know who Dr. Manhattan is. I never liked the Watchmen. The only good one is Rorschach. And he was only good in Rorschach and Deadpool!

  • If you focus on Dr. Manhattan's penis, it means you're inclined to fixate on penis. Which means you might be into guys. Depending on who you are, that may or may not be a problem for you.

  • I have weirdest boner........

  • Dr. Manhattan's line about a dead body and a living body in both the movie and the comic was to point out how he sees the world and human life in particular.

  • Well, you know what homophobia really says about you, Logan. Maybe Rorshach was right.

  • dr. manhatten can make anyone explode without trying, so in retrospect he wins by default

  • So is Dr Manhattans underwear part of the model or did you add it in post?

  • Do you have a Flash action figure?

  • Watchmen Movie = Awesome

    Xmen movies = Terrible

  • hey I'm a marvel.. I'm blue da ba de da ba die

  • it's not about how smart your mind is but how open your mind is.

  • your g-string makes me feel more comfortable...i laughed really hard about that!!!

  • What Marvel? It's Disney now. And DC will be Disney too.

    And we'll all be happy with low violent super hero movie (ie Thor, Capt A) and Superhero World in Disneyland.

  • @boeingnz You say Disney is all flowers and rainbows? Having your father thrown into a stampede (Lion King), a priest singing a song called "HELLFIRE" about lusting over a hot woman (Hunchback), a man being HANGED before your eyes (Tarzan), the DEVIL, exposed breasts (Fantasia), guns, death, undeath, sexy girls and alcohol (the 3 Pirates of the Carribean movies) is considered kid friendly hm?

  • @LordManda2 no what i think he is trying to say is tht there will be less action no matter how you look at it. because with sexs a lot of kids dont really know whats going on but with violence they know. so the new marvel and dc movies wont be the same violence or more violent because when kids find out its a disney movie they will go and see it so they need to reduce the violence for there kid watchers. I do understand what your coming from though

  • @vergil898 Yeah... did you see a Disney logo on Captain America or the Thor movies? >_>

  • @LordManda2 nope did not see them i want to though lol Thor first of course cuz i heard better reviews

  • @LordManda2 yeah, at the end of thecredits..

  • honestly the watchmen was stupid

  • @Turok676 did you know the watchmen were created out of lazyness?

  • @SmashLiXs i can tell, the effort shows lol

  • @Turok676 i never seen the movie, but even i know it's really good

  • @SmashLiXs its stupid, the only decent one i thought was cool was that Rorschach guy but then he was unmasked and instead he was really the gingerkid from hell ahahahaha

  • @Turok676 let me get this straight, you hate all orange haired people just cause of that tarded genger kid?

  • @SmashLiXs no dumbass hahaha its just i couldnt take the rest of the movie seriously after that lol

    dont start blowing shit up outta proportion lol

  • @Turok676 really cant argue with that since i've never actually seen the movie

  • @SmashLiXs yup lol well its just my opinion, but do what you like man

  • Well, marvel has made more bad movies than DC. FF FF2 Elektra, the list goes on.

  • LOL "your G string makes me more comfortable"

  • dr. manhatan seems to have the best powers of all time, but i don't think anyone cares (or just not enough)

  • @SmashLiXs Maybe. But I think him and the Android from Justice League would make a legitamately fantastic fight. Although they never would fight.

  • @5ideburnzzz i don't remember him, what can he do?

  • @SmashLiXs Well.. I'm not sure of all of his powers but he blasted through the who justice league and all of the Green Lanterns like nothing. Dr Manhattan could do the same, but I think the android is cooler.. He's all gold and not naked.. lol..

    Basically he can move shit with his mind, super strength, different sorcery and magic... Basically him and Dr Manhattan are equals in my books..

  • @5ideburnzzz makes me wonder why people prefer marvel much more. also does marvel have anyone similar to them?

  • @SmashLiXs Not at all. I'm personally a DC. My best bud is a marvel though. And we argue about it all the time. Usually It's superman and hulk.. and also, the only one in Marvel who is like a serious overpower to every body is the incredible Hulk. See. DC is all about aliens, and magic. Only a few mutants. Marvel is all Mutants. As far as I know, THOR is the only magic one. But I may be wrong.

  • @5ideburnzzz nowi want to insert the line "i don't want to live on this planet anymore" line since more than half the people prefer marvel even though some dc characters can explode any character from inside out than back to normal or slowly kill them, all without even touching them or shooting them

  • @SmashLiXs A few powerful DC's: DR Manhattan Android Superman Wonderwoman Batman Green Lantern Martian Manhunter Captain Marvel Supergirl I only stated a few HEROS here. Don't even get me started on the villains. Here are some Marvels who are good Spiderman Captain America THOR Iron Man Wolverine Phoenix Daredevil Hulk I think Phoenix is the most powerful Marvel. Her or hulk. But still, DC has so many more overpowers that could just slap the Marvels. You know?
  • @5ideburnzzz seriously, WTH with all the people who prefer marvel!!!. ign.com had a dc vs. marvel poll on movies, tv shows, comics, video games, & all in general & marvel won every category. dc was close on some polls

  • @SmashLiXs Yeah. Almost everybody prefers Marvel over DC because they have never made a bad movie a DC has some SHIT movies over the years.. Well I guess marvel had the old old old Hulk TV series. lol.

  • @5ideburnzzz marvel & dc both made bad movies & dc has more live action tv shows that are good

  • @SmashLiXs I suppose, but I have enjoyed most Marvel movies. The old superman and batmans were all kinda lame though. But in my opinion the new DC movies are better than new Marvels.

  • @5ideburnzzz it's too bad dc hasn't had more than one movie per yr like marvel (cept in 2010)

  • @SmashLiXs Which came out in 2010 again?? I forget.. lol

  • @5ideburnzzz jonah hex & red

  • @SmashLiXs Yeah see, I don't even know who those guys are. Lol

  • @5ideburnzzz i never heard of them either til they came out. jonah hex is in last yrs videos & Red is a team of something

  • The Losers came out last year,as well.Also D.C.

  • @NeoConnor1 (facepalm)

  • Did I do something wrong,or did you know that? I was just trying to help,just in case people had seen the movie and didn't know or notice it was D.C..

  • @NeoConnor1 well i didn't see it & i didn't know it was from comics

  • Oh. Okay. Sorry,I was trying to be helpful.

  • @SmashLiXs Yeah. He can give you cancer and turn into a car!

  • Dr.Manhatan is such a nurd!!!!!!!!

  • "Swinging blue pipe"

    Best line ever

  • Could have been worse Dr Manhattan may have worn a Mankini :S

  • Watchmen killed it for me with Dr. Manhatten and seeing his junk sway back and forth. That and the freakin sex scenes. I didn't pay money to watch a pornographic remake of a superhero movie! Only Rorshach made the movie fun to watch. Very much like DC's version of Wolverine.

  • @cbrown8862 Except that those things were actually all in the book...so it's not like they put it in there for themselves...

  • @Crowster12781

    it still ruined it for me. I know they were trying to keep true to the original, but it was a dissapointing movie. I wished they could do a spin off with Rorshach or something.

  • @cbrown8862 rorshach died sadly so they cant be a spinoff, besides spinofs ruin everything

  • @Flam1nH0tCh33t0

    no he didn't! he wrote the graphic novel and he didn't even wanted it to be a movie

  • Wolvie got owned haha... On an intellectual level.

  • @Vindingus Wolverine is actually very intelligent.

  • @gerizzyYMcrew I know but still Dr. Manhattan made him look pretty dumb.

  • Wolverine Origins was the worst movie I've ever seen

  • @viridismonasteriense if thats the worst movie you've ever seen then you are the luckiest people i've ever seen. there are millions of movies way worse than wolverine and the fact that you've avoided them all amazes me. bravo sir.

  • @Xxsuperdude13xX the worst in terms of potential. It could've been so awesome and SO MUCH MONEY has been poured into it and SUCH CRAP came out the other end. It really went down hill that year. First X-Men 3, bad but not terrible. then Spider-Man 3, the abomination, then Wolverine: Origins which was so bad I wanted to claw my eyes out....

    They all could've been so darn good...

    And I had the same feeling watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. They did almost everyhting wrong.

  • What's a gstring and Alan moore

  • There are certain movie genres that I enjoy even if a particular film isn't that great. If you consider everything the companies do (movies, television shows, comics, games, etc), I'm a bigger fan of marvel. However, Wolverine Origins was disappointing and Watchmen was better. The current Batman series the best superhero series going right now.

  • @Vazeroth16 what about iron man?

  • Lol it looks like they're holding hands at the end XD

  • Only reason that Watchmen didn't do as well, is because Watchmen was nto converted into so many Saturday Mornign Cartoons, and wasn't as well known as Marvel's X-Men. After all, DC's Big Guns... or Gun, is Batman. Watchmen is still a highly superior movie to pretty much any other comic book movie on terms of acting and plot.

  • @vanhalenfan74729 That might have been a small part of it. But fact is that it was too direct of a adaptation. also ... no watchmen the movie wasn't superior in terms of acting, direction, or even plot. The comic is AMAZING, the movie isn't. It's nice, and it gets interesting when it diverges.

  • CURSE YOU! I have to do homework, but I can't stop watching these!

  • 314 people do not want Manhattan wearing a g-string.

  • @OneVoiceMore Who wouldn't?

  • 0:03 - 0:19 Wow....who wouldnt pay to see that for 3 Hours

  • wolverine it's my fav super hero.. Bob

  • i like how wolverene says oh great homework when to truly understand x-men you have to go through 43 years of continuity

  • watchmen was fucking awesome lol no super hero movie comes close.

  • blue nakede thing lmao i just saw a video that is kinda like robot chicken its called

    pow-real rangers

    theres a part one and part two to it, both clips are hilarious.

    but anyways i love the fat singing guy in this video best lol.

  • watchmen was so shit!

  • @dhanoasanam no way! :P

  • boobs.

  • "Yes, your g-string makes me feel more comfortable..."

  • never thought I'd say this to another man, but yes, your g-string makes me feal more comfortable.

  • Wolverine: I can't believe we went this long without cracking a joke about how been swinging blue pipe this whole time. Congratulations on your manhood, the one thing they didn't cut from the graphic novel. They scraped The Squid & dozens of supporting characters, but when it come to you being naked, the junk stays in the picture.

  • @jagarcia0705 Ah, penis jokes.

  • Man this movie was by far the best superhero movie that i have watch. Nice and twisted ending, very thick and complex storyline very good character development and come on all i got to say is one word, Rorschach.......

  • @P00nez Do you know it was based on a graphic novel?

  • I SAW WATCHMEN AND THEY SHOWED MR MANHATTAN'S DICK SWINGING AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I SAW A MANS PENIS ON CABLE TV. YOU WOULD SEE A WOMANS VAGINA (NOT FROM UNDERNEATH WHERE THE HOLE IS) BUT NEVER THE GUY'S THING. NOT EVEN IN LATE-NIGHT CIMEMAX.

  • @LegionIscariot WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?! And I don't see what the big deal is with the nudity. It really shouldn't matter unless you're, like, twelve.

  • @gerizzyYMcrew Nice comeback.

  • @MissAmiTimeLord Thanks.

  • Dr. Manhattan windss this discussion. Hands down!

  • I love this. I am 32 years old !

  • Anyone notice that with the g-string, Dr. Manhattan looks like Seth from SSFIV?

  • @theburntcheeto

    witout it he looks like Tabuu from SSBB

  • I can't help but subscribe after this.

  • Thumbs up if you just got bored and searched hi

  • WAIT DOES THE TOY ACTUALLY SHOWS HIS JUNK D: EEEEWWWW!!!

  • Wolverine: You trying to imply that only stupid people will want to see my movie. Me : YES THAT MOVIE SUCKED!!!

  • I had acutually only read half of the graphic novel because i saw the movie which was interesting. I liked the ending in the film better than the novel, the squid was kind of stupid.

  • i liked both movies...i watched watchmen in theaters and i didnt like it but i later bought the dvd and watched it again and for some reason it seemed better to me...wolverine origins i didnt watch until the dvd came out and it was really good to me...it showed how scott and a few of the others met the professor at the end and how logan became wolverine with adamantium (is that how its spelled ?) before that movie i actually didnt know he had bone claws they never talked about his past until now

  • Alan Moore probably pukes out of sheer rage whenever someone mentions Watchmen. Man, him and DC don't have a great history :P

    And Wolverine Origins sucked blue pipe.

  • YAY! 300 dislikes !! THIS IS SPARTA!!

    ps. I didn´t dislike this video , in fact , I love it.

  • LOL so freaking funny

  • dr. manhattan sounds like a modern computer voice.

  • @jobasha323

    Alan is also a Connoisseur of the Silver Age Superman.

  • ok ive watched both movies i use to watch the xmen cartoon and other stuff but i dont kno everything about dc and marvel, whos alan moore?

  • the wolverine voice sucks, you should have got someone cooler

  • I'm Pretty Impress You can do Both Manhattan's and Rorschach's Voice perfectly.

  • I was watching cars, how did i come here?

  • @Walat67 hahaha really ?

    but this stuff it´s great don´t you think ? 

  • I can't help but agree with 1:36. DC does a better job at putting the respect of canon over stuff blowing up.

  • HAAAX

  • does the action figure actually have the dick on it XDDDDDD

  • @TheNightcloudHATER Of course it does.

  • @Dante475 ewww XD weird

  • In the middle of the science lesson gambit should have walked up and fried him. I would hav LOLd soooooooo hard!!! Btw u need one w/ gambit talkin that wood b funny:)

  • hahahaha this shits awesome

  • I can't believe we've gone this long without cracking a joke on how you've been swinging blue pipe this whole time!

    HAHAHAHA!!

  • yes, your g-string makes me feel more comfortable. XD

  • LOL

  • "Great, Homework"

  • yes this is boring me, ah the sound of suck

  • AWWWWW SCRUEEEE PEACEEE I WANT TO SEE A HEAD COME OFF!!!!!

  • HA!

  • These Marvel vs DC shorts are incredible. I've watched them over and over and I still laugh.

    Great work.

  • DAM thoses claws r so dang long!

  • LOL Manhattan's junk.

    I think Wolverine is just jealous. :P

  • whos the blue guy ??

  • @irockusuck25 dr. manhattan, the only superpowered superhero in the film watchmen.

  • Dr. Manhattan is my idol. He's ascended past trivial human things. Hopefully Humans evolve to be like him.

  • yes your g-string makes me feel more comfortable.

  • @commanderofthedead If only he conjured up the swimsuit that Borat wore.

  • I vote marvel

  • Wolverine is the best

  • ...

    Doctor Manhattan: 1

    Wolverine: 0

  • "As much action to our movie as possible". THAT was the problem with Wolverine. You CAN have too much action, you know. The Doc had it right about adding too many mutants, too.

  • @PaperbackWizard

    On the other hand, Wolvie was right as well. People don't like being sold on an action movie only to get a science lecture. Besides, which did better in the end? That's right, Wolverine, not Watchmen. Yes Wolverine wasn't without it's flaws (and there were a lot), but at least it wasn't just a flaw to make the movie like it seemingly was with Watchmen.

  • @Dracoa79 I quote Iron Man (from one of the other parody videos): "So your movie sucked! So your movie sucked worse!"

  • @PaperbackWizard

    That would be a paraphrase, but yeah. Though I hope we agree that it was Watchmen that sucked worse, at the very least from a Box Office perspective.

  • @Dracoa79 WTF? I disagree at all. Watchmen is great movie with awesome plot, soul and great atmosphere. Wolverine origins is..... Well, it was fun, but it wasnt as deep, as Wolverine in comics.

  • @Ikarosus

    I respectfully disagree. I found Watchmen to be boring. I put it (the DVD) in and it ended up just being background noise (at best) because I was so bored with it. I just didn't find it interesting.

  • @Ikarosus

    Also, according to the Box Office figures, the Wolverine Origin movie was clearly superior.

  • @Dracoa79 So, just because Wolverine ëarned more money, its better movie? Thats stupidest argument what you could say.

  • @Ikarosus

    I certainly found it more entertaining. So to me it is the better movie. And please, stop taking what I say out of context. To do so is the stupidest thing you could do online.

  • @Dracoa79 Easy man, its okay, that you like Wolverine more. I propably just didnt corectly apprehand what you said.

  • @Ikarosus first of all, "I disagree at all"?? That's not even proper wordage. and no, watchmen was the worst 3 hours of my life..and that's next to being forced to watch sex and the city by my wife.

  • @sheva056 First: Ënglish is not my native laguage. Second: Just because you dont like it, doesnt mean that its bad, because people have thing called "opinions". If you dont like it, atleast say why.

  • @sheva056

    Watchmen was an awesome movie. You can actually learn something, unlike in the movie Wolverine. Plus I like that in Watchmen some of the things and heroes are scientifically possible. But I'm guessing you're like 10 years old and the only thing you actually enjoyed about the movie was the sex scenes.

  • @sheva056 Are you kidding? You get excellent characters and realism, unlike the multiple flaws that Origins had. Like, omitting Gambit out as soon as he was introduced, NOT giving the adamantium bullets to Zero, etc.

  • @Ikarosus

    agreed with u 100%

  • @Ikarosus I disagree that wolverine is deep at all

  • watchmen pwns x-men films so hard.

  • @samduvallproductions and @DYOLFMOT Nice Ones

    

  • Funny thing is Wolverine has multiple Master degree's... In Canon.

  • Watchmen sucked in the theatrical version. However the director's cut was freakin' sweet.

  • Wolverine was so much better! Sorry it didn't have the nudity you people wanted like watchmen. Or a weird guy in a mask who's supposed to be Nixon. Or a blue guy with limitless power who doesn't wear clothes why? Or a crap load of other characters pulled out of the garbage pile at DC. Why are we even comparing these movies?

  • @cobyjak Omg that Wolverine movie was freaking weak! You can't even compare that same old same old X-Men movie to Watchmen. Ya just cant.

  • i personally think that x-men is copying ideas from mortal kombat

  • @360Ax pretty sure xmen came first (esp with double checking with a quick 30 second google search)

  • i vote DC

  • ........I liked watchmen, It was a great movie. Origins sucked big dinosaur balls though. How the hell can you pass Baraka from Mortal Kombat as Deadpool?

  • but watchmen fucked up cause of ther ending rorschac gets killed i mean wtf kill the owl not rorschac

  • @Wowdamn1 thats the whole point! he wanted to die! he was in phycologic pain

  • @Wowdamn1 happened in the book.

  • @Wowdamn1 Rorshach died in the comics.