ya know what really mows my lawn!?! dirt staches! ya know what really burns my PANCAKES!?! when my icecream melts of the cone and falls on the ground! :,( lmao :) <3
today a girl in my class goes "ever since you showed me that video, I've realized how toilet paper was meant to be and now I change it to the right way EVERYWHERE I GO!"
k so i actually DID ask my one friend if they were italian today. AAAAANNNNNND she definitely named her freakin family tree. in the middle of biology. it was awkward. for a lot more people than me. also all my teacher did was STARE. that was way more awkward.
so wut if the toilet paper is facing the other way? what about when you're done shitting and you realize theres no toilet paper and theres no one home to give you a roll and the only thing you have left is the wall? =)
this is the best video u have ever made. they're all amazing but this one is.. even more amazing. i watch this one all the time. i try to stop.. no im just kidding i dont even try. its freeking hilarious.
@MYsoniclover13 yeah, forgot about that one. But I also remembered that it: tornadoes my mobile home, tsunamis my island, hurricanes my coast, earthquakes my japan, snowstorms my canada, hails on my car, freezing rains my roads, boils my blood, tickles my eyeballs, tangles my hair, furballs my cat's hair. runs my markers out of ink, empties my jar of nutella, burns my finger, shoots my dog, cuts my toes off, and feeds them to me, while i'm in chains, hanging from the ceiling by my ear, on friday
Pretty preeteens bother me too. I agree with the toliet paper thing and the "skezzy dirt stash." Also, I post paragraph long lyrics on facebook. Sorry. :( I know better now though.
@cheerxcrazi197 She's ranting, it's funny. It's not like she's aiming any of these at one person, it's probably a group of people added up over a long time, and plus at the end she said don't take this video too seriously... It's all good fun. :) Also, this was before she went on we stop hate...
0:47, that's funny... Sorry I keep pointing out stuff in all your vids... I should probably crawl back into my hole now? YUP
ilikeshotcheetos 1 week ago in playlist random
Bree loves you. She really does. (P.S. I'm Bree ;) Just for you.
missbrittanybree 1 week ago
I wanna fuck you
MrsBieber11197 3 weeks ago
OH HELL NO!!!! WHO BURNED THE FREAKING BACON?!?!?
MISSHAPPY151 1 month ago 2
@MISSHAPPY151 thats what i said yo!!!!!!!!!!!
CooLCRAzyCupCAKe1234 1 week ago
1:14 pulls up bracelet!!
thecutie123123 1 month ago
the wind in car thing applies to me hahaha
thenerdymel 1 month ago
OMG this girl named deirdre at my school freaks when i say her name wrong so i keep saying wrong just to annoy her! :)
x54Rawr66x 1 month ago
haha... Herps ma' derp! xD
Oxcinema54 1 month ago
uh well i noticed there is a CAT TOY then she throws it and its gone THEN ITS BACKKK! :0
CaptivatedHearts14 1 month ago
You know what Herps my derp?
connergoldsmith 1 month ago
like 90% of that stuff make me mad, lol.
destinychoosesurway 1 month ago
I use to do, and sometimes still do that stuff. Except for the third person status thing Lol.
hermanthehermitcrab1 1 month ago
i love her...she just says what EVERYBODY thinks!!!!<3...Keep it up deidre!!!
cunkleberries 2 months ago in playlist More videos from UnicornFunk123
@animeTHgrl that is just WIERD
123LovelyFunk 2 months ago
Just to let you Know because of this video whenever i put new toilet paper on the roll i always put it the way you like it ..... FOR YOU <3
123LovelyFunk 2 months ago
you know what ANNOYS my ME.
you.
And0natoR 2 months ago
Everytime you said something, I was like freaking out in my head saying "OHMUHHGUSH I'M THE SAME WAY!" Except, I have no muscles.
NatLovesRainbows 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i love how Kingsley is in the "featured videos"
cunkleberries 2 months ago
I'm a preteen, i have glasses but not braces
fantagegirl255 2 months ago
I like how after she points out the cat toy in the background, it goes right back where it was..
xBelabeaRx 2 months ago 17
All of these I can identify with! :D
StarFever11 2 months ago
I like my mustaches ....
mihailo343 2 months ago
omg i hate when people use "random" as a personality trait too.
and nationality rants.
Me and this girl have a lot in common xD
vgghnbhjkl 3 months ago
i shaved after watching this
St0pTheInsan1ty1 3 months ago
2:45 cat toys gone 2:48 its back!!!
kenzie1654 4 months ago
YOU REMIND ME OF AMANDA BYNES!
nayeliandjelychanel 5 months ago
@866MUSICLOVER hey selena im stalking you lmfao
TheLuciaDoll 5 months ago
you know what really grinds my gears made me laugh for the whole video!
866MUSICLOVER 5 months ago
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you know what really grinds my gears made me laugh for the whole video!
866MUSICLOVER 5 months ago
you know what really grinds my gears made me laugh for the whole video!
866MUSICLOVER 5 months ago
I said herpes mah derp once & my dad goes, "did you just say hurts my durk??"
iRideiHorse 5 months ago 2
@iRideiHorse HHAHAHAHA! It's like "dick" but...all urky. :D
victoriaisntsosecret 2 months ago
@victoriaisntsosecret that's exactly what i was thinking. i was like instantly uncomfortable.
iRideiHorse 2 months ago
@iRideiHorse That would have been such a legendary experience in the history of dads.
victoriaisntsosecret 2 months ago
@victoriaisntsosecret it totally was.
iRideiHorse 2 months ago
@iRideiHorse hahahaha that made me laugh more than this video
plms09 2 months ago
lmao i had to favorite this video ur so funny xD
XxMelinaMarysexX 6 months ago
My names Meeka and I hate it when they pronounce it wrong even though they've known me for like 10 years.. -.-
KneeSlapper44 6 months ago
lmfao cheese is some good ass food!!
krishnaCuffee 6 months ago
that herps my derk to(;
tac0z15x7 6 months ago
@tac0z15x7 derp*
MeBeSabi 6 months ago in playlist More videos from UnicornFunk123
in the thumbnaill u look like farrah from teen mom! :P
SixCollabinChicks 6 months ago
cheese is some good ass food
rearayta 6 months ago
Hey.. Im italian too ;]
mellofan101 7 months ago
Oh uh, um, I, I do that.
HannahHatesHippos1 7 months ago
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can you pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars..(8)
....
NO!
siobhankelz 7 months ago
are u kelley smith?
dudeinasuit 7 months ago
hahaha x
Rosie2011x 7 months ago
you're soooo funny :)
coolbeanswiftie13 7 months ago
LOL, you make my day.
janebobain 7 months ago
best part is then i just feel lik a dick oh well lol
liv4cheering 7 months ago
2:03 BEST PART EVER hahaha "Sally smith is going to the mall with her friend she is very excited" hahahaha I love you Deidre(:
MegaShavala 7 months ago
the 18 people who dont like this prolly have dirt stachessssss:P
emilywestberg 7 months ago
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sweetsassysmiley 7 months ago
haha all ur videos are really funny :D
ooops156 7 months ago
lol at 1:49 cat walks by
heyimkyra 7 months ago
"Then I just feel like a dick." Hahah.
SierraAMcCarthy 8 months ago
did anybody notice that cat in the backround at 1.48 that disappeared at 1.49? xD
AnimeTHgrl 8 months ago 72
@AnimeTHgrl thats lola, nd she has superpowers so that is the reason y she dissapeard
MsWow12347 6 months ago
@AnimeTHgrl lol, she cut it xD
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lol the end. "can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars? NO!"
ToriexTorture 8 months ago
its Dedra?
rite?
is tht how u spell it?
amberyoda 8 months ago
what about steams my clams! and milks my cow? were are all the originals!!
love you though!!
thewickedaddict 8 months ago
i crap in your sandbox;)
seamonkeylover6912 8 months ago
how sad is it that I know all the words to this video?
angelawellman1 9 months ago
i hate it when people drive with the windows down! my hair sticks to my lips and covers up my entire face! it's called air conditioning.
rotflmfaohi 9 months ago
when you say "when I was in middle school," for some reason you remind me of Lilly Moscovitz from Princess Diaries hahahaha.
alixdanielle 9 months ago
i looove how she says bananeas!((:
PollyNikkahh 9 months ago
omg i love this girl
ilycaligirl07 9 months ago
Im Random i . . . i like cheese.! hahahahahah i love that.!
Beautybaby273 9 months ago
Lol I Remember I Use To ALWAYS Say "Im Random!! xD" LOL...
xXJenniXx92 10 months ago
you know what herps my derp that ppl mess up my last time even the first time its fing Wonders how hard is that
zacthemanwonder 10 months ago
Haha I love your videos (: you should check mine out please ! (:
MNANJO1 10 months ago
ya know what really mows my lawn!?! dirt staches! ya know what really burns my PANCAKES!?! when my icecream melts of the cone and falls on the ground! :,( lmao :) <3
ThePurpleHighTops 10 months ago
Burnt Bacon isn't funny..
Disturbed11491 11 months ago
Skeezy little dirt-stache was my favorite part.
SuperSecretKatie 1 year ago 2
1:48 cat
castor628 1 year ago
today a girl in my class goes "ever since you showed me that video, I've realized how toilet paper was meant to be and now I change it to the right way EVERYWHERE I GO!"
...I have never been so proud.
itsrosieroller 1 year ago
erm okay, well that was different
KCR53 1 year ago
well, um.. i kinda like my chicken to be fried...
bryannamhmm 1 year ago 16
OMFG this is the funniest thing i have ever seen
oliviacutiepieolivia 1 year ago
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Hellokittycool1 1 year ago
You're too funny. Be my sister.
LuluRoxYourFuzzySox 1 year ago
i LUV YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JessFlip1 1 year ago
YOU ARE HILARIOUS. SO HILARIOUS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING RIGHT NOW. YOU ABSOLUTELY MADE ME DAY.
PoisonBlack1000 1 year ago
i love you :L you always make me smile (: xxx
crazynicole100 1 year ago
Haha Omg, :D
DrakeNBieberrBabbyy 1 year ago
You r like a video GOD! Hahah you just changed how I think about things hahahah thanks!!
falconscheer4life 1 year ago
I lovee this videoo!!! I WATCH IT ALL THE TIMEE! it makes me laugh!(: BBahahah
xxXMarissaGXxx 1 year ago
That boils my brocolli soo much!!!
PeanutButterLover19 1 year ago
this is my favourite video of yours :D <3
katiecolourful 1 year ago
1:48 KITTTTTTY <3
xoxdancer97 1 year ago
hey are you hispanic??
lolmonkeyss 1 year ago
ur halarious
iluveminem214 1 year ago
hilarious (:
ilovesingingg1 1 year ago 3
YOU SOUND LIKE VIOLET FROM THE INCREDIBLES ! (:
klayology 1 year ago 28
make another one of these videos!!!!!
snickerspop 1 year ago 4
this is hilarious! i love it!!! :D hahahahaa
ktrulzandmaddifer 1 year ago
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars ...NO! LMAO
ashiro723 1 year ago 2
k so i actually DID ask my one friend if they were italian today. AAAAANNNNNND she definitely named her freakin family tree. in the middle of biology. it was awkward. for a lot more people than me. also all my teacher did was STARE. that was way more awkward.
twoferbudd 1 year ago
Lol Your So Funny Girl.
lexiiibabyyy123 1 year ago
Love The Way You Say, You Just wasted Your Time And Banana's :') <33
SpankTh3Bear 1 year ago
so wut if the toilet paper is facing the other way? what about when you're done shitting and you realize theres no toilet paper and theres no one home to give you a roll and the only thing you have left is the wall? =)
TheBlanco951 1 year ago
this is the best video u have ever made. they're all amazing but this one is.. even more amazing. i watch this one all the time. i try to stop.. no im just kidding i dont even try. its freeking hilarious.
hollieboo71 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
alycatabc123 1 year ago
I watch this video atleast 3 times a week.
relientkaylaa 1 year ago
You forgot to tell is what ruffled your feathers!! You know what ruffles my feathers...
mizzdizzybaby 1 year ago
hey...i have a dirt stache n a dirt beard. 1:48 "Buh-nianas" lolol i subbed
H0U5T0N3TX 1 year ago
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ya'll shud check out my videos
katieeeneunerrr 1 year ago
i have the same pet peevs ( i dont like that fraz)
xXxLittleRedxXx7 1 year ago
hahaha yea random is not a personality..it can be used to describe a person..in my opinion
i love the phrases you use to express your pet peeves hahah
TheAsianZing 1 year ago
The nationality rant thing is soooo true! I'm so glad mine is easy: Scottish and English on both sides. Done.
ThePockyMonster 1 year ago
hahaha that was the besttest video ever!! "You wanna know what bananas my grams?" lol I love you!
chatterfox101 1 year ago
omg i hate tht random thing to like when ppl say "i like cheese" im like
SHUT UP
I agree with you (:
MintyFlavors 1 year ago
your cat disapered migicaly
soildslam 1 year ago
you remind me of sam from icarly lol
dogluver42592 1 year ago
Something about the way you say everything is just freakin' hilarious.
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watch me after getting my wisdom teeth out crying over everything!
bamitsleah 1 year ago
1:48 your cat is so CUTE!!!!! ♥
21cRaZyNeSs13 1 year ago
1:53 - 1:56 you remind me so much of lilly moscovitz from princess diaries.
hahahahaha that's a compliment though. just thought i'd let you know.
alixdanielle 1 year ago
where are your parents?
IWillReview4You 1 year ago
@IWillReview4You why does it matter...
bemilycheer1323 1 year ago
@bemilycheer1323 i was just curious. geez
IWillReview4You 1 year ago
lol when you do ur nationality rant you sound like steve urkel!!!
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blaurkah4 1 year ago
Lmao, I love this girll.
likeomgitselli 1 year ago
HAHAHA ur like so freaking funny
banana2live 1 year ago
hahahaha so thts not random cheese is some good ass food she is hilarious and its very tru
bieberlovato 1 year ago
You just widened my VOCABULARY!
LOL! :P
JumpingOctopus 1 year ago
scumm stashhh
carlielovesyouxo 1 year ago
DUDEEE, That grinds my gears too.
and it boils my broccoli!
and it craps in my sandbox!!!!
THAT BURNS MY BACON TOO!
AND MY BABY GETS SPANKED BY THAT TOO!
OMG IT FRIES MY CHICKEN TOO!
ZOMG It CHURNZ MY BUTTER TOO!
seth7123 1 year ago 122
@seth7123 and sets my house on fire
MYsoniclover13 10 months ago
seth7123 10 months ago
you know what bananas my grahm:]
ahaha.. you really know how how to rant
jondrake92 1 year ago
you know what really spanks my baby? preteens with no zits. perfect hair. perfect skin. no braces,and they call them selves ugly.
LILLYannoying 1 year ago
Pretty preeteens bother me too. I agree with the toliet paper thing and the "skezzy dirt stash." Also, I post paragraph long lyrics on facebook. Sorry. :( I know better now though.
UnCreativeBeliever 1 year ago
Yew Wanna Know Whatt really Spanks my babay,? Thaat 11 people Dnt LIKe thizz Video,?
417552 1 year ago
I agree with all of theseXD! People get my name wrong ALL THE TIME.
carissproductions 1 year ago
AHHAHAH! hilarious! hhhhaha ur also really prettyy
Dianaxoxsmiles 1 year ago
"can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?NO."
Lmfao XD
SUBSCRIBED. <3
GabbieeRose 1 year ago
I totally get what you mean on the thing in being in the car with the windows down hahaha
monroe141 1 year ago
11 people missed the "Like" button.
VFKGoldDuck 1 year ago
hahaha agree on *almost* everything :D
*dont rly know what you are saying at 1:35... but probably agree on that too :P
(maybe because english isn't my firt language...)
Chainmail 1 year ago
@Chainmail she said no one is gonna read it u just wasted your time :)
yourhardcandyz 1 year ago
@yourhardcandyz actually I meant what she said right after that :P
Chainmail 1 year ago
@Chainmail ohh heh heh sorry she said you know what really herps my derp :D
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Chainmail 1 year ago
I agree with you on toilet paper. Lets push for a constitutional amendment.
MrSmiles51 1 year ago
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........ you did this video on THING you HATTTEEEEEEEE! but you did a westophate? wow
cheerxcrazi197 1 year ago
@cheerxcrazi197 westophate is completely different from this.
UnicornFunk123 1 year ago 106
@cheerxcrazi197 She's ranting, it's funny. It's not like she's aiming any of these at one person, it's probably a group of people added up over a long time, and plus at the end she said don't take this video too seriously... It's all good fun. :) Also, this was before she went on we stop hate...
TherealJRipley 10 months ago
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i would never be able to think of that many "you know what ____ my ____."
lol there is no way! :)
LOVE IT ! ♥
Tickerrr21 1 year ago
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i would never be able to think of that many "you know what ____ my ____."
lol there is no way! :)
LOVE IT ! ♥
Tickerrr21 1 year ago
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i would never be able to think of that many "you know what ____ my ____."
lol there is no way! :)
LOVE IT ! ♥
Tickerrr21 1 year ago
i would never be able to think of that many "you know what ____ my ____."
lol there is no way! :)
LOVE IT ! ♥
Tickerrr21 1 year ago
i love this vid!!! :D
tipyw 1 year ago
"cheese is some good ass food!" bahahaha
7Flair7 1 year ago
Your so pretty<33333
simplymeyoo 1 year ago
LOL:)))
LovinThePie 1 year ago
the window hair thing is soooooo true ur hilarious, and omg i have a kitty!!
giggleninjas 1 year ago
i am soo random!
lol!!!!
TheCocopeanuts 1 year ago
Haha this is your best video!! Luuuv it:D
ioanna97xD 1 year ago
Oh uh , i do that ...
aerochickkx1987 1 year ago
Nice! :)
SpecialAgentCrissyT 1 year ago
Lol. ur funnnnyyyy :))
THEChococat101 1 year ago
then i just feel like a diick. ohh well! hahah
NONAME32345 1 year ago
my mums best friends name is Deidre!!
Elementl19 1 year ago
Omggg u r soo funny .! U r alsoo sooo pretty , and u look like Farrah from tern mom . Hahaha
aerochickkx1987 1 year ago
How did u come up with all those phrases! Lol
Hawaiiskindiver808 1 year ago
Wow you look way older! You're
really pretty tho! Btw it's called a rat stache :D
iiv3l0cityii 1 year ago
your so funny lmao. 'i'm so random, i-i-i i like cheese'.
marissaaaz 1 year ago
wait i saw a kitteh! :D
WEREW0LFY1 1 year ago
this was awesome :)
WEREW0LFY1 1 year ago
haha at 1:48 theres a ct in the background so cute!
christina203188 1 year ago 5