Multiverse Lindsay Lohan Wants My Babies

[FaeFaeore]

Pixies



[Proudrebel7]

What happens when Phil gets an interview with Lindsay... And she's a fan of his show. O.o

[rbnblaze]

A universe of infinite smaller worlds each individually controlled by one person. I would be the ruler of my own paradise. As well as the paradise of whatever people I willed to be there. A world where hate was useless as there would be no hardship to endure and no reason to fight others.

[smileygirl57]

one where i could be with my boyfriend and his mom not hate me

[jaxon2122]

uglyness did not exsist in girls and all girls would sleep with the best friend (girl or guy)

[supergluehotty]

The existence where I am the worlds George Clooney. Cause laying the smack down on Stacey Keebler. That's living the good life.

[megacooljonny]

in my multiverse i would rent a hotel and order some underaged children as they make my shoes XD

[DudeOfBordomXD]

You, me, Toby Turner in a world where POKEMON IS REAL! Yeah... thats what I wish would be this universe. Although Toby would probably have like 6 magikarp on his team.

[ArtieIEKe]

cam freak lookin for funn - 23-F - MickieSchwandt8312 - Y! msgr

[Okoru778]

I'd be banging Katy Perry with you to stop a thermonuclear war at your house.

[phsycoblah]

In my multiverse I'd be superman and be married to every hot chick in the world:)

[christxstar]

/watch?v=XDYR0hoRNfI

[thetagirl81]

Personally, I would love to hook up with you PhillyD. You got that hot Italiano thing going on.;-)

[Galv140577]

a quarter of an hour long stupid annoying irritating fucking retarded bullshit advert on a video that is only 4:24 video??? FFS!!

WTF???

[dwermes]

@Galv140577 But yet you watched the whole thing and then decided to comment on it...thus using more of your time on this person's section of the internet instead of going to find something more tuned for you and not using your time less poorly?

[AngelaaSiuay331]

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[ryleesamantha22]

I think your the only person that can make talkin in third person awesome okay? k thanks

[1768matthew]

In the Multiverse I would be saving the world from Cannibal Bananas.... then I'd fuck Keira Knightly.

[christxstar]

/watch?v=CANbBLv-Glg

[BAMSCRITCH]

best world ever.....hmmm i would be president cause i'm smarter and more empathetic than most of them...also i'm not greedy.

[tvguy551]

I'd be a porn star / millionare that can't get any aids gonoria etc

[billyboy434]

Probably me hanging out with Jesus in my mansion made out of cheese, then later having a threesome with Katy Perry and Kat Dennings, while Chuck Norris juggles cars and lizard-cows.

[Mooseman6541]

I would fly underwater eating a taco will sneezing with a monkey.

[FYSlytherin]

for that theesome thing id do it with or without the nuclear thing #justsayin

[11nevets22]

In my reality I find a genie and wish for 4 superpowers...

1. Shape shifting

2. cloning

3 conjuation

4. randomation (basically subsitution is the 4th power were I think of a power and I have it but only one at a time though the first 3 are always in effect)

first thing I due is shapeshift into someone that I wanna fuck, then clone myself... transform back and vualla! any girl in the world Is my sexmate...

Best reality ever...

[warboss3000]

I still find it amazing. We are a species that have barely got into space, yet we are working out Theories of how the Universe exists. We are the first Species that have gone past the stage of living in tree's and... Uhhh... Sniffing eachothers bumcracks.

Strange Evolution. Stranger Universe.

[poopchunk3]

the multiverse is inse of u .aka soul for christians and needing to blow muslims insides. stfu this is all in our heads there isnt another universe out there why i have a log for a dick.

[TheRogueShadow1]

I would be in steam-punk Industrial age Scotland, as a hitman for Scotland yard hunting air-ship pirates.

[TheKamikazeen]

@TheRogueShadow1 May i join in? ;) :D

[TheRogueShadow1]

@TheKamikazeen Why certainly!

[giggityspartan25186]

Lmao this is gonna sound faggodh but me

As master chief

[11nevets22]

@giggityspartan25186 Faggot...

You told me to do it!

[CalGoneCrazy]

Your Katy Perry + You + Me scenario is infinitely funnier when you take into account the fact that I'm twelve.

[blankskater914]

@CalGoneCrazy lol

[Glopnotishboober]

I'm not making your shoes, internet commentator. And to answer your question, probably the Hetalia universe because I need to see how anything there works.

[UrbanPandaBears]

I hate those "thumbs up if you agree comments" Thumbs up if you agree

[marebear392]

pokemon universe. nuff sed.

[misterbrowe]

Dragon Ball Z universe.

Hell. Yes.

[fancibrown]

aids would be cured in my world and we would all be whores

[Fishcustard7]

i would be a professional ninja...yeah

[darthkilligma]

id probably have this world taken over and wed all be using swords because id melt down all bullets to make nothing but swords

[Gam3r979]

There IS a universe where Phil would go gay for anybody!!!

[aznbigbangstar]

they dont like azn boys they like lil black boys

[mooman898]

he believes in science!!! BURN HIM!! XD

[Altaranalt]

That means there has to be a multiverse where you're rulers of earth. It could be this multiverse! Make it happen!

[YDchannel]

QOTD:

2 words: Barney Stinson. :)

[killergal13]

I quite like the drawings on your wall. It's very creative and well who doesn't like Fridays :)

[MissAberdean]

in my multiverse I would have my same interests and same face, but with shakira's body, and I'd have amazing social skills. I would be an underground performer with a voice like haylee williams andamy winehouse combined, and I'd just be a local legend and nonchalant badass.

[johnydudee]

why do you draw on your wall 8.8

[jjbob4]

i would be a popular youtube celebrity

[KBick41]

Similarto Simalvtho's i would be king in a worldof bisexual smexy women and there would be one dude friend (i'd get tired of the bitching) and 1 women who had no orientation... she would be the official sammich maker/maid

[blindfire7unloaded]

@KBick41 you sir, are full of win

[KBick41]

@blindfire7unloaded cannot say i disagree

[Fredmk071]

I HATE U.YOU MADE ASA QUIT IDIOT AND FOR THAT FOOLISHNISH BITCH ASS IDIOT

[ThePurplehobo]

i just gotta say this. why is ass hot??? you shit from that

[adrasvaiyen]

The universe is flat.

The negative energy and the positive energy in the universe cancel eachother out

So essentially, there is enough antimatter to cancel out normal matter to say that the universe has the same weight as it did when there was nothing. Quantum fluctuations inside the controlled system resulted in what we have today.

Jus kidding i have no fucking clue.

[Istaru97]

@adrasvaiyen You do realize that if anti matter will create a violent explosion wiping out pretty much everything in it's way, and there is no such thing as negative and positive energy, the universe is not flat, or you would be 2D, and quantum fluctuations are just temporarily change the amount of energy in a small point in space. Nvm, just read the last part of your post -.-

[adrasvaiyen]

@Istaru97 Lawrence Krauss and Richard Dawkins seem to disagree.

please refer to this video. /watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo

[TCzelusniak]

@adrasvaiyen funny you say that, because i was working on something similar to that where antimatter cancelled out everything

[fukunazi24]

@adrasvaiyen duuude u fucking blew my mind hahah

[AbeLandPro]

@adrasvaiyen That sounded legit to me. Just sayin'.

[ANormalGuy]

@adrasvaiyen i lol'd. Win comment is win.

[RuinHD]

@adrasvaiyen LOL had me fooled... =[

[dudeiminaoven]

@adrasvaiyen i clicked liked on that comment cuz thats what it deserved :)

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@adrasvaiyen wow thats how easy it is to make it look like you know what your saying i actaully thought you were for real

[zebrezism97]

if every 1 was katy perry

[TheBryced6]

I don't think it wold matter what I'm doing because in thoery i would be doing the same thing, the complete opposite of that, and something completly unrlated in other universes. But then again it would be physically impossible to know of those events so i guess from m perspective i would be incredibly important, but consdering the infinate amount of me's I have no role at all. No one does. Although Since human life is limited to our time and space we should only worry about our universe.

[TheBryced6]

@TheBryced6 God I had alot of mistakes in that.

[mysterious112]

i feel like in my little multiverse there would be a lot of beaches and running around on them playing in the surf while lazy douche bags stared at my ass. and then they would explode. and also, there would be the ability to eat delicious and unhealthy food and not become obese. lastly, there would be the availability for "two rainbows in the distance to pass each other." and the female equivalent of that.

obviously an answer from a girl, looking at the top rated comments.

[JustinPrasad221]

QOTD: Me. Games. Women. Beer

[chochozuma]

QOTD: money hot orgys where I'm the only guy, and zombies. Yes, zombies

[harrisonloki]

i would have sexy threesoms with ijusine and demi lovato while beating everybody in the world at SUPER GALAXY GOLF which exists in the multiverse. I would also rule the world by using phyco mental energy powers oh and no war yay!!!

[SEMPfilms]

i would be in a universe were all humans were pokemon, oh yeah.

[Stephaa2013]

you sound like danny from the gradual report.... :\

[myvidutube]

i really want to answer the question.. but i don't have the energy to be witty...

[iamalwaysright0]

my universe would be the one where i have the ability to jump to any one of the other universes and from there i would just jump to whichever one fits my mood at the time (this is the kind of answer like "if you had 1 wish what would you wish for? more wishes" but there the best :D)

[Atheist269]

This was funny and somehow wierdly..... intellectual at the same time

[jayparrish1]

YAY you made the intro song longer, I used to always just be getting in the groove and then bam!, it was over and I would have to exert so much energy to click back on the video... now I can have all my daily awesome intro song goodness without using energy, hooray for laziness!!!

[KainLegendPresents]

I'd be a badass black op soldier working for the world power the united nations (cause in this world they have a spine) publicly executing world dictators who break the UN charter of rights and freedoms because the said dictators are hurting and killing people who are different then themselves.

[thehelpfullhint]

finally! SOMEONE GETS MULTIVERSE!!!!

[queensupreme2]

PICTURE THIS!!! We dnt owe any money, nobody's starving, all cock roaches r dead, n me n ryan gosling r eating sum KFC, bitch

[3fan123]

i world were my girl friend talked like the computer from star craft "nuclear launch detected" if you no what i mean /s

[adrasvaiyen]

@3fan123 uh no i dont. lol

[Izzzyy1000]

In my perfect universe I'd hav all th youtubers I lik including u. N all my friends, hav a boyfriend, hav everythin affordable, n hav a better body(to me), n my world be th coolest of all. I really don't know wt else I want...

[lexilou222]

Slow... Dow. I am a tad confused.kl;'

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[timhortonsjunky]

patrick dempsey is so hot! ;)

[TheSugarhi]

In my perfect universe I would be in All Time Low. Gerard Way would be my boyfriend. Hayley Williams would be my sister and I would have better hair and I would be 15 pounds lighter

[diZZybomb6789]

In my perfect universe, I wouldn't have hit my head when I was 4 causing a brain tumor to form (blah blah blah) and I would be skinny and pretty and have some kind of self esteem. And no trust issues.

[jackogmoretilley]

i love the wall in the backround

[DjGopher]

I doubt you will be reading this since your video is months old

but I really like and agree with what you said about the universe.

I've always thought about this and although we will never have answers you've brought me closer to the right question. kinda.

Well I don't know if it was life changing or anything, but it was very interesting

:)

[coltrueg]

everything and anything... except gay people

[RubbIeFace]

I am a dumb shit, Reportcard is AC/DC exept no a's, But while sleepin in class i realized, if the Multiverse theory was realy, It would have been bound to happen that in another Universe people would travel to ours and we would know it, or no one would exist because they would travel here and Kill us all, BAM

[RickardoMontavon]

@random7078 fyi i hit puberty at age 11. suck on that you prepubecent piece o' shit troll! :P

[RickardoMontavon]

@random7078 fyi i hit puberty at age 12. suck on that bitch

[colleenfrances]

Mmm Patrick Dempsey ♥

[123Peat1]

priorities phil

[wendythedane]

you fonny

[AwkwardTV]

@largehaedroncollider

I think there's a W in sandwhich

[largehaedroncollider]

A world where I was Iron Man with an automatic sammich dispenser on my arm.

[largehaedroncollider]

A world where I was Iron Man with an automatic sammich dispenser on my arm.

[DavidBeaton619]

the multiverse theory is cool but i like the chaos theory

[killad120]

.....So maybe in another universe i did Katie Perry and Angelina Jolie.....AWESOME

[GirlsOnXbox]

QOTD:

Me a Xbox 720 and Halo 8...

WIN

[JohnnyLucian]

Oh I forgot Selena Gomez!

[JohnnyLucian]

1)Megan Fox

2)Lindsay Lohan

3)Ms. America

4)Katy Perry

5)iJustine

[redtree6767]

My multiverse would have me as a billionaire supreme overloard of the world, where I controlled every action of every person using high speed telepathy via large metal cables.

[JustAWannabe95]

i would make you make 2 videos everyday, and i would be in the multiverse where i can get a girlfriend that i accually like.

[goldmegaman1000]

so you can go gay? whoa...jk

[AngelofMint]

I was wondering what drew me into your videos...you have such an easy listening voice! Seriously, you could be an announcer or advertiser. Your voice has a kind of...hypnotist effect~!

Haha XD

You totally have a nice voice though <3

And your blogs are informative/funny.

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

Late answer: pot is legal, marriage equality is ratified, and I can fly.

[trixie10121]

I Have Music You Have Never Heard I Am Not Of The Mainstream I Am Not Of The Normal I Am Not Owned by Any Record Labels I Am Not A Slave Of The Music Industry I Am Just Me

[El3ctricPenguin]

@trixie10121 capitlizing every word is annoying, jtlyk

[bonbons1rock]

goodbye pds....... :'(

[coldpawofthefurs]

maybe a bit late, but in my multiverse...sega is still a platform v.v

[TheGreenAstro]

That's not a sympathy spot; you're one of the sexiest guys EVER!

[TechMasterz]

You know what is interesting? Talking about the Multiverse theory. Go check out the YouTube Channel theamericanmonk, because he is talking about a possiblity to communicate with your exact self in an alt. Universe and get info on how to become good at something. Like asking an alt. you, who is the richest person of that universe, how to become rich. Its a cool theory

[flyinghare14]

I would be super rich, not have to work, Phil, you and I would be best buddies! I would have my own private jet, lots of little puppies and a personal assistant who would do everything and anything I wanted!

[ssjwes]

lol

[vickli120]

i don't see how the theory of multiverses has any relevance to how we live our lives.

[basso30000]

you make me laugh every day thanks phil :)

[plaidmaid12356]

Um it's Robert pattinson

[hewb5]

my best existence in the land where Hogwarts and Twilight was real and Rob Patterson and Harry Potter fought for my love, then made up and we had a threesome, make it a multisome cause Carlos Andres Gomez , Brad Pitt, and Shakira joined in....ah Bisexual Love....not a bi, but id go bi for her and her only.

[jalisciense303]

haha 1:42 hilarious

[KawaiiAnNa13]

today it's my b-day <3333

happy b-day to me =D

[twistedxvengeance]

ABAHAHAHAHAHA you make me lol also i think it is highly hipocritical of politicians to do that....

[guitargeek1228]

@sxephil Patrick Dempsey graduated from Buckfield High School, the same place i did, just a few years later than him. I heard he was quite the nerd back then, My GF's dad was in his class and i got the low down on all of the goodies...imagine the secrets that could be told.

[FenderStrat002]

Me, as a rockstar, getting laid by any one at any time everyday.

[cedownsu123]

the butt contest... jizz in my pants

[ValHal05]

1. my boyfriend

2.sxephil

3.ryan renolds

4.the actor from Zorro

5. micheal J fox

[Zpike10]

A world with just you and me Phil ... Just you and me.

[nmcat1]

@Zpike10 and meee??

[yoketah]

Well, the multiverse would essentially be having more demensions, which is entrirely possible. As there should be around 10 demensions, each one expanding on the last. 4th adding time, 5th one adding possibilities. 6th one showing all posibilities as a single point. and so on. (cant remember all of them lol) But good stuff.

[m0nkeyman135]

Being the cause of the biggest war ever....or just getting a dollar from everyone in the world, which ever comes first I guess.

G

[numbtard]

this dude is a complete faggot and i hope he becomes the victim of a hate crime and gets his brains bashed in.

[SomeGuyNamedLego]

Rock star with the greatest rock band ever and world peace with a girl.

[RedRoosterbabam]

My favorite multiverse. Hitler won the war.

[xxsandrayxx]

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Fuck the new layout on YouTube... COPY AND PASTE IF U DONT LIKE THE NEW LAYOUT

[daredevil896]

@xxsandrayxx haaaa the middle fingers look like weiners

[evilsean1]

I'm hungry.

[d12ckool]

hey...hey... thats geothermal nuclear war to you sir

[wildatheart3277]

just beach, blue Popsicles and no bullshit.

thats my dream world.

[termion]

O. K. anyone with a last name of Ashburn. I mean come on, really.

[Richnaut]

ok. My 5 would be

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

and... Rob Schnieder.

Ha! no, Silly. Katy Perry!

[jmmoore4]

Wanna see one of the sickest dance videos to ever hit YouTube??

Check out the FEATURED video on my page!

[Simalvtho]

where i would be the only guy in a world full of hot and horny lesbians / bisexuals

[Basfarmatthijs]

@Simalvtho

You do realise that u would end up being frustrated, ignored and voted the scum of earth

[zakster22]

Dissapointed in AA butt results when u first posted the link the reigning no1 booty at the time was amazing now she isn't even there

[soccergoddess991]

You know what, Phil? In my perfect world, I'd have you in it. I love your humor, but I think you'd have a better face. :D Love ya!

[tasleemway]

Simple amazing!

She has new naked pictures!!

I checked in CELEBFILES :D NET

Remove :D and enjoy!!!!

[christyuploads]

OMG! i bet you didnt see her new leaked pictures..

I see in Celebfiles :D NET - remove :D

Really sexy pictures ever!

[CityfolkDays]

people would ring a gong after having sex and can be internationalty heard by everyone

[jerseyshoreisgay]

i would be rich, own the playboy mansion (and the girls in it) and have sex on a daily bases with megan fox carmen elektra kim kardshian and tila tequila. and btw who gives a crap about lindsey lohan any more

[jennilyons16]

Best universe.... I went to collage, like i was supposed to, got with my other halves friend, like I would have and for some reason there is a Zombie breakout! me and said new guy are running a safe house at my old high school with a helicopter and lots of guns barbed wire and for some reason we have sex in the shower..........

Believe it or not the most unlikely part is the zombie invasion

A woman can dream...

Oh and I wear leather pants all day every day!

[jaalul]

carmen electra..salma hayek, zeta jones, and then electra again...

multi verse...mmmm

living in a world where knowing about weed makes you the smartest in the world, and smoking it makes you the coolest. while being a barman makes you the richest...!!!! sex is not a problem for me today so i guess it will be fine there too,.,,

[flybikes29]

sorry, no you in my list, you come sixth ;)

in one night, my girlfriend, katy perry, carmen electra, shay maria, and kimberly holland.

[Slanghappy]

Tim Tam Land! YAY!!

[Hostile]

My best world ever is the song "Metal Metal Land" by GWAR, all the girls are hookers and all their fathers are proud.

[makadungdung]

ruler of the universe and i can spell good mwahahahahahaalso bob the builder did your mom

[SEriktron]

Universe i can bend at my will with super powers =)

[Vladtepes45]

A world where organized religion never existed. Then we could discriminate agasinst and kill each other for reasons that actually matter.

[Guardianoftheblind11]

@Vladtepes45

I love this. Thank you, for putting some of my deepest thoughts into blunt words of truth!

[NameYourKidJohn]

@Vladtepes45 you win.

[LPOEZ]

@Vladtepes45 whait I think that's call anrchism

[slowboygofast]

Honestly my best universe would be me and my now girlfreind then wife, living in quiet almost isolation, learning, reading, listening, writing

Just trying to know as much as we can before our short lives are over

[capoelramon]

bitch

[babyface1115]

huh?????

[TheseBonesLiquify]

QOTD:

1.Marshall Tufly[My Boyfriend]

2.Christopher Drew

3.Forrest Kline

4.Shane Dawson

5.You[Sorry lol]