Omid Djalili - Be careful I'm Jewish

[matthewhonnor]

I don't get that joke

[thelasthalo]

@matthewhonnor Is based on stereotype that jews are cheap.

[DIBASAUR]

i don't get the first joke?

[oc00011]

"we don't want them to stop being offended. we want them to understand that them being offended isn't more important than the freedom to offend them!" - quoting 'joniversity' with regards to people getting violent or sending threats or using any other extreme measures as response to being offended by someone's freedom of expression.

[hurmpfff]

that first joke was very funny

[amgaaaaad]

This guy is very racist and not funny at all

[ZarlanTheGreen]

@amgaaaaad He's not racist. The jewish person that came up to him was, however.

[amgaaaaad]

@ZarlanTheGreen actually I'm muslim ... but I know this guy's stand up has some pretty racist stuff against everyone

[hurmpfff]

@amgaaaaad

i like people who hate equally

[GingieMalmsteen]

@amgaaaaad if you dont get it, dont fucking watch it

[oc00011]

@GingieMalmsteen if YOU don't get it, "dont fucking read it". -amgaaad has a right to be pissed off at that joke just as u hav the right to laugh at it!

what's really scary here is that his comment's been hid bcoz of "too many negative votes", who the fuck has the right to censor him saying his opinion on this! freedom of speech ffs! how about... King David, Prophet Mohammad, &Jesus fucked each other in the anus, to resurrect aborted babies, &then fry em in frank zappa's cum :P

[shariotoflove]

@GingieMalmsteen i think he gets it for him to make his opinion...which he's entitled to.

[G1987Jason]

Someone feed this Jew  some zyklon b

[797121001]

I didnt think he was funny

Btw I'm an Iranian like him ;) lol

[panjabiwarrior]

Russel peters is fucking shit, i mean i don't know any asians called Russel peters, Omid jalili is better then that cunt.

[TahaNasserTV]

Top LEFT corner actually.....

[Emanueltube76]

Ha ha ha... Omid is very funny(and the joke is true - happens in everyday life). For those who like him, gotta watch his movie - The Infidel 2010. oh... and I´m a Jew too

[Fredshersker]

That was so fucking funny!!

[theciaram1]

@milan7sheva u have a point about jimmy carr and michael mcintyre there great :) but like omid can pull it off as he can do the accents and hes technically an iranian born man i love russel brand but he can go over the top if you know what i mean omid in my opinion is original but thats just mine

[LBNANY]

This is an old joke in the middle east. It come from a character named Abu Abed.

Good to see it translated...

[merwaan123]

WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY HE WAS JEALOUS OF MOTHERS D:

[VoiceSmasher]

i look at the top corner & i see 'Abonneren' :((( i can't do what omid says...

[volks20vc]

30p WHY DO YOU WANT 20p FOR I HAVENT GOT 10p, HERES 5p GO SHARE WITH YOUR SISTER LMAOOO

[Armita7000]

@milan7sheva does the topic bothers you?!



[aelgould]

LMFAO!!!! brilliantbI love this man! ;)

[pomp2007]

Eh bill bailey and dylan moran if you want a laugh

[rantazz23]

i like his comedy better than russell peters because i find russell peters is kind of offensive only because his stuff is soooo damnnn ignorant i cant tell whether he's just joking or actually believes what he's saying. omid djalili i find just genuinely funny

[1690FORGODANDULSTER]

love him man soo funnyyy

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

i dont get it!!??

[nkye111]

"30p?!!!! What do you want 20p for?!!!! I haven't got 10p!!!! Here's 5p! Share it with your sister!!!!" lololololol

[stfudonnie]

Yallah, he is the greatest comedian in all of liberty city

[joshlgrant]

I'm afraid you'll find, thats very funny

[MuntucoGer1]

Genius

[Sosso]

LOL @ The Monthly Monthly! Period Periodical! Hahahahaha

[kayethree]

heres 5p share it with your sister HAHAHAA!

[witchkingofa]

14 people who don't have a clue about comedy...

[witchkingofa]

14 people who don't have a clue about comedy...

[yatter1]

There´s loads of mcintyre already, please, no more.

[nellionare]

Monthly Monthly LOL !

[theporksicle]

I've got one. Why are syngagouges round? So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection plate comes round.

Actually I've got more than one. Why did the Jews wander around the desert for 40 years? They heard someone had dropped a quid.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? A canone tips?

What do asylum seekers and sperm have in common? About one in every two million work.

[cpeigney94]

@theporksicle im jewish and that was funny xD

[Pepingco]

@milan7sheva Well, internationally, Russle and Omid are loved in Australia, New Zeland, and parts of Asia and America. Macintyre and Carr are not well known. And Carr tried to tour in Australia, didnt go so well.

Good Comedy is universal - Rowan Atkinson

[yazminaaa]

laaammee I didn't even smile throughout that entire thing

[emobabe1993]

30p? What do ya want 20p for? I aint got 10p!

[ForwardN2Unknown]

@milan7sheva Jimmy Carr isn't that amazing, he gets laughs mainly for shock value. Omad Djalili is very silly, but his timing and sense of the situation is great.

[NaughtyBwoi]

russell howard is shit

[lolololAdnan]

what show was this on?

[nzjx23]

hahaha

[Aussie7470]

loooooooooooooool

[deadwoking1]

fuck you noob

[JackOliverWolf]

Jimmy Carr is a naff comedian... Omid is better than Russel by far and Yes Micheal Mcintyre is really good..... =D

[milan7sheva]

jimmy carr isn't naff, he's dirty though most comedians are clever. one guy who is really clever but acts like an idiot is Al Murray

I'd have to say others that are good are:

Jason Manford, Russel Howard, Sean Lock, Rhod Ghilbert

[TheAqui1a]

@milan7sheva Russel Howard? Really? He's awful... He just acts silly and makes jokes that idiotic students make... He's only supported because the girls think he's teh sex...

[galazider]

@milan7sheva Whoop Whoop Russel Howard's Good News

[GBDazzler]

@milan7sheva Jimmy carr is good, and al murray went to oxford university so he is definately no idiot its a stereotypical xenophobic act.

[theciaram1]

@milan7sheva rhod gilbert is brilliant :L and peter kay too

[CaligirlSofia]

@JackOliverWolf

Maz Jobrani and Dave Chapelle are some of the funniest tho

[andrewdalziel1990]

"And be careful! - I'm Jewish!"

.....I couldn't help myself :)

We're making a chocolate brand called "Mensturals", I don't know if you'd be interested?

Pure comic genius!

[Kurdistanakam110]

looooooooooooooooool

[knightben22]

LOL i pissed my self! XD

[yopyopz]

yusuuuf :D

[danndan6]

i'm jewish and that was very funny. im gonna try it on my kids

[danndan6]

no...british

[hismajesty653]

hahaha thatz the spirit buddy :D

[jakeblues875]

@danndan6 Nice to see a religious guy with a sense of humor, we should have you stuffed! XD (joke)

[russmckinley]

@danndan6 i'm so sorry

[DaveRelph001]

i think youll find thats VERY funny!!!

omid rules, keep doing what u do!!!

[jamshidmadjidi]

HAHA! MORDAM AZ KHANDEE

[jamshidmadjidi]

AVAL........! LOOOL

[und34rtak34r]

HASAAAAAAAAAAN

[Shembeatz]

lol it's funny cause in Israel we tell this miser father joke about Persians!!!

but we mean the persians jewish in Israel...

[usmelllikeshizzle]

Hahaha! That first joke is hahahalarious!

[stelivo1]

they should be longer segments but very funny still

[danndan6]

it's totally not true. jews are very charitable. but still funny

[emobabe1993]

30p whydya want 20p I aint got 10p!! XD

[awais590]

shag ur mum ur dickhead.

[GabhrooShakeen09]

tell ur sister fatima im next in line

[GabhrooShakeen09]

u cant spell its hardeep u fudu. allah hu fuckbar mohammed shit be upon him. dude u fuck ur sister im just saying im better for her

[amyjames131]

racist

get this in ur small ,tiny, underveloped brain that there are more than one race and religion in the world . and u a AMERICAN carnt chat about them being animals ur not even a reall american thanx to us europeans ur white . judge ur selfe before u jedge others .u and ur obese,ugly , red necked hillbilly , mind numbingly stupid people should stop being mother fucking gay cunts and open ur eyes and see all the damage you've done and that people HATE u

[DaveRelph001]

well said brother, haha, screw america

[Yamcha67]

Rofl this is hilarious..

[nozt3rra]

omid djallil or russel peters?

which ones better.....theyre both too good

[kajko168]

yes! both awesome artists... shame that some people don't get their irony n mistake them for racist tho..

[nozt3rra]

lols true true, but their jokes are so funny that people dont mind them being racist.....its just one of those things...its wrong,but u cant help but to laugh at it

[GabhrooShakeen09]

russel is much better

[nozt3rra]

in your opinion maybe....but i think omid djalili is better, he does sketches as well as stand up so his comedy is varied

[violethill90]

why are you comparing djalili with him?! peters is indian, djalili is iranian... he's also british!! and probably hasnt even heard of him! This leaves the only similarity being that their brown comedians... which i think is a bit narrow minded of you to compare them because of that... theres room for more than one ethnic comedian thank you very much.

besides omid is better... i love his nigerian stuff and nozt3rras right, he does sketches too. <3

[GabhrooShakeen09]

naaa man ur totally wrong. millions of people love russel hes so versatile

[lowridin97]

@violethill90 i agree with ya but he aint better

[englandsdarling]

@violethill90 Yeahh, i hate it when people compare/get confused with people just vecause they're brown or something. VERY narrow minded. And agreed, Omids a babe. :)

[tonmaster2]

@englandsdarling omid is not brown...wtf, you blind or something. he's iranian and most iranians are not even brown. he looks whiyte yo!

[englandsdarling]

@tonmaster2 Chill out. Having a brown skin tone isn't an insult, so why be so defensive? And i didn't mean brown in that context. And if you READ, it was a reply to violethill90.

Cheers.

[tonmaster2]

@englandsdarling i know its not an insult, its just easy to stereotype arabs and others from the middle east as brown even though their not, even the the term aryan comes from iranian. even Shakespeare did it. and tbh they are more white and white people. it is a age old stereotype which is very weirdly made.

[Tech4U247]

@violethill90 i like them both :P

[Konstiin]

@violethill90 nah, they're both comedians. race has nothing to do with it.

[Krispy972]

this joke is hilarious n im jewish hahahhaha

[50N3RD0G4N]

best joke ever

[fashioncat4eva]

Lol he's jokes

[Dangerous1231]

20 p? i aint got 10 p lol im lookin 4 more comedians who stand up on Jews (im Jewish)

[OhAhm3d]

i don't get this joke. can someone please explain? :)

[knlmc]

it's based around the general cliche that Jews are tight

[sakib1990]

russell peters has one on jewish sign language somewhre

[iddyana]

i love russell peters! =D but Omid rocks too!

[neckbeardpride]

how about Sarah Silverman?

[zuber86]

thanks for uploading this, searching everywhere!

[jazz0900]

smashed it

[passport42]

BE CAREFUL IM JEWISH!

[lekeplassen]

is this a new one ?

[sounik1]

"i'm afraid you'll find it's very funny." LOL

[Dinacoz1]

lol the biggening was so funny but the end was urgh!