Jake and Amir: Video Brainstorm

[bonzwah1]

david's gotta smile the entire time lol

[ryanthecalvinist]

1:23 WHY is Jeff sitting where David was????  Where did David GO??????? Jeff is a wizard.

[Xxmelanie100xX]

1:23 holding in the laugh

[edoni395]

Don't be like pat cassels like this yogurt and don't be a joke.

[iloveparc]

hes bleeding,....go firgure

[magicgirl192]

.... Jake waited for him

[keniakeniakrueger]

why amir still alive?

[adio0205]

I want a sugared orange? Lolwut?

[microkorger]

at 0:25 Sarah and Jeff - 1:22 they switched places

[QuickScopersUnknown]

I'm surprised Sarah didn't beat the sh*t out of Amir when he yelled BITCH into her ear

[vFaxe]

HOW DID HE GET HIRED!

[TheNotoriousEze]

i wonder, is this how they came up with this video?

[buddy32able]

@ 1:43 is a glimpse of hell at it's finest

[Belacalate]

Last Jake and Amir for tonight apparently I have a girlfriend to attend too... ooo wait wait one more!

[inkscapeX]

Man it would be so fun to work at college humor

[beezeenus]

press 9 for amirs jizz face

[akallstar5]

Amir ALWAYS spits out his food...

[siddharthsharmarox]

Am I the only one who laughed for the orange joke?

[free2BAtroll090]

i wanna see the frat house in 390bc

[thecommenter87]

@free2BAtroll090 3900bc*

[TheTwistedDiamond]

HOW is Amir not fired?

[alexshmalex98]

@TheTwistedDiamond because his job is to act stupid and funny, this basically was all planned

[ftcrocks]

@MrRegretGaming Amir was probably going to drive Jake home (which is not the best idea)

[aaronlee31]

I swear it was light out when i started watching these

[UncleBards2]

_________________ The Little Mermaid in 1D

[hydrolics7]

Sarah and David were about to laugh 0:53.

[Joyfulkilla]

"NO, mine takes place in rome and that's non negotiable" lmao

[OriginalCoreaEmo]

"Reanimate the Little Mermaid in 1-D"

Didn't collegehumor do that with Transformers?

[mrRexninja]

@OriginalCoreaEmo yes

[MrMonstermusik]

so when is he getting fired?

[spacman53]

@MrMonstermusik he cant i forgot who but one of his family members got him a lifetime job at collegehumor

[XpLoSiV00]

They finally took amir serious for his 1D Indea they made Transformers in 1D !

[liKeArocKeTeeR4LiFe]

top comments spoil everything -_-

[CyanideForYourMum]

1:41!

[Akhil1191]

Why do even keep him on the job.

[MrOrangePearApple]

BITCH!

[92lolabola]

I love how all of them are trying not to laugh

[pennydesouza]

@92lolabola ...or failing, in Pat's case.

[chinshihuandi]

animate in 1-d. my head just exploded

[tystormify]

amir had some good ideas i woulda stayed as well lol

[mrs6pack]

Dave liked the song parodies.

[jakerman11]

Love the end

[Iminotterable]

Raaaaraaaraa-ra-ra-ra

Oooolah ooolah-ah-ah

Gaga oollaha-ah-ah

Want sugar bad orange

[pennydesouza]

@Iminotterable Ha ha

[ItzMaddie1212]

"and tony the tiger thinks everything is gerratt!" girl: yeah i piched that idea like 20 mins ago. amir: yeah it went pretty well didnt it? B!^%&

[simongale43]

on the website theres transformers in 1-D :P

[DoctorHilarious]

3900 bc was WAY before the roman empire.

[TheGamingGrid22]

dave was laughing

[aminfrared]

i been watching since i woke up in the morning ..is 4pm now..

[BlueTonguedLizard]

I was watching with the volume pretty high, and then my sister walked by when amir yelled BITCH!

[loopyninjaful]

oh crap, chance to steal the top comment ummm..................PENIS

[loopyninjaful]

the only ad on youtube that i actually want to watch is on

its a world of warcraft ad starring CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[master681891]

Nobody else stood up when they were bitching ideas

[LaurynsAdviceChannel]

hehe. of course Amir doesn't like yogurt...he's lactose intolerent! :)

[AHgeesmee]

Haha lady gaga moment brilliant

[jykell117]

I wanna see little mermaid in 1-Dimension. What would it be, a multi colored line?

[jooshboi1987]

I love how everybody is trying not to laugh!!

[BIGbangman4759]

must...sleep....

[MrHahafactory]

deep down,jake loves amir.

[MrAwpghost]

Dont like

[MrAwpghost]

Im like jake donte lile people to geyer close to me

[xXGottahavmypopesXx]

"You know how sometimes people just forget how to eat?" "Nope" "ok"

[iCoreyJames]

Amir and Sarah just dont get along..

[Lopey654]

keep pressing 7 then 5

[MelodyRemedy]

Someone should count how many times Sarah's been called a bitch by Amir

[gamergeek2008]

1:22 how did Sarah switch spot?

[chickurken]

0:25 - 1:23 Sarah switches sides

[WeAreAirborne]

Amir is in Gryffindor??? MIND = BLOWN.

[edelweissjess]

I just keep watching 1:40 to the end over and over and over and over...

[Kango234]

they actually made one of those songs

[summerbarbie07]

what does this have to do with amy whinehouse dying? u guys make no sense at all =_=

[BankaiMaster137]

Press (insert number here) for (insert quote from video)

[nickwillsk8formoney]

press 5 for amir train

[camjackshow]

if you press 7 enough it sound like amir is screaming "suck doodle"

[Ryalnotch]

I came home from a party sometime around 3... its 06:52 here in Sweden now and im really tired. Why are these so addicting?!

[ela1191]

"NO, mine takes place in Rome!!!"

[stringerparkour99]

dave and sarah r trying so hard not to laugh

[DevinEagle]

IN 2D.

[shadowario]

0:59 "... and I left the fridge door open!"

[Anirae]

Jake stayed back :D

[Roronoa2zoro]

"You're very close to me, man"

And here i was expecting an "Aww, you're very close to me too" or something, ut then i was disappointed ._.

[SSJkiller]

I wonder if there's gonna be a season 2...

[ConcordHM]

this is awks cos amy winehouse is dead

[BlueBurryPimp]

I love Kevins beard...makes me glad I'm part Scandinavian.

[MrRegretGaming]

:D awwwhz Jake waited for Amir :3 looks like someone really does care :P

[xXxDMG3xXx]

MTDR2VMB2CQ3

[MrTubeFart]

And it pitched out pretty well, didn't it? BITCH!

There I said something from the video. Where's my 13265426452164521341 Likes?

[MenAmongPoodles]

@MrTubeFart well, you quoted it wrong. so no.

[thefuckinfist]

@MenAmongPoodles

he actually quoted it right

[MenAmongPoodles]

@thefuckinfist actually he didn't. "yeah, and it went over pretty well, didn't it? BITCH!"

[thefuckinfist]

@MenAmongPoodles oh i was looking at an other comment..sry dude

[TomReedCarey]

i think Amir is one on the only peaple who knew Amy Whinehouse before she died .

[McGlitched]

You're the joke...If you don't like this riiiich yogurt...ewghhhh

[jlynne5011]

I would write a comment about what I should be doing instead of watching Jake and Amir but I'm too busy watching Jake and Amir...

[Timaah101]

@TheEllkaytee how the hell did he even get hired?

[vhonda97]

I pitched that idea 20 minutes ago

AMIR: and I bet that went real well.... BITCH

hahaha

[MacintoshEnthusiast]

lol at david...can't stop smiling

[altairPWK]

I LOVE THE END! ALSO, "BITCHHH!"

[kykynick1]

When Amy whinehouse died I wuz shocked for a whole half a second and they were saying she was as good as frank Sinatra ...

Bull fucking shit

[altairPWK]

@kykynick1 Ew seriously??

[kanharn]

@kykynick1 what does that have to do with this vid you fucking idiot.

[RossHamMil]

This should be a hardly working

[TheEllkaytee]

how does amir still have a job there?

[rangedkill]

Yeah it went over pretty well didnt it... BITCH!

[yrasianinvasiontv]

@rangedkill favorite part.

[MasonLovesBoobies]

Okay, am I the only one that laughed at clockadoodledoo... x)

[HannaMism]

@MasonLovesBoobies

yes

[altairPWK]

I love how he always calls Sarah a bitch, it's hilarious even though she does nothing wrong ever haha. Is that David the Douche?? Haha and yeah they're trying soooooooo incredibly hard not laugh. Time to watch the outtakes for when they do laugh!!!!

[4thWallProduction]

Amir's ideas are better than any sketches on SNL nowadays

[Izaak247]

David = Charles trippy from CTFxC

[lspennylanesu]

i love when amir is mean to sara it kills me!

[jayhawklord]

Amir always has the last word

[Melku44]

Funny how i was waiting for him to say bitch to sarah

[funnydogiscool]

I feel like the only people that truly hate Jake and Amir is the college Humor staff

[lucyb812]

You can totally tell that everyone is trying not to laugh.

[2010msjd]

that guy is trying not to piss himself 0:57 just watch him the whole way through

[GunsOfGlory13]

Amir calls Sarah a bitch in every episode they talk.

[fob199]

0:52 both trying so hard not to laugh XD

[hheck50]

I farted

[valzugg]

........BITCH!

[hiee123]

jeff is extremely jewish

[zboyajac111]

i cant even look at sarah because of the dave episodes now

[TheEvil286]

lol "the annoying orange" actually did the "i´ve got an orange" thing...

[DannyPhantomBeast]

Is this a Jake and Amir/Hardly Working crossover?

[TheLiberater13]

And how well did that go!? BITCH!

[CurlyisconfusedXD]

som1s shoulder always gets hurt...

[doododdly]

Jeff and David switch seats at 1:20

[27RandomMaxx]

i wanna see one of amirs videos

[multixkawama]

the two top comments are the same thing?

[TheBadTVShow]

both top comments say the same thing... unacceptable

[petar228]

Ohh jake stayed at the end with him.. :D

[navyinurface]

@petar228 look im not tryin to start somethin im just curious if you saw that the first two comments where about that why would you comment that too?

[petar228]

@navyinurface Oh rofl i didnt see i was on my ipod and didnt see

[navyinurface]

@petar228 lol sorry for calling you out like that..

[petar228]

@navyinurface Na its cool

[smokejc]

the clock-a-doodle-doo part was so stupid yet I almost spat all over the screen.

[CharlieCalifornia1]

jeff and dave switched spots

[coolpiman]

@TheNickman28 i think i was for like a add

[Mish3aaL13]

clock a doodle doooooo XD couldnt stop laughing

[TheNickman28]

I think somebody forgetting how to eat would be a fucking hilarious sketch.

[MyComicStyle]

@TheNickman28 Patrick Star apparently ones or several times forgot how to eat, according to Spongebob.

[fattymattyweasel]

The whole tony the tiger thing is a good idea. But in the end he gets depressed goes to commit suicide he loads the gun hears "snap" cocks it hears "crackle" then lucks across with the gun against his head and the other one is staring intently waiting to say "pop".

[killerkim1112]

@fattymattyweasel Wait but isn't tony the tiger the frosted flakes guy..

[Kraziiiful]

Orgasm at 1:28 BAHAHAA

[lilkujo]

That's his last name...

[boondocks123o]

Okay ive been watching jake and amir on autoplay for a quite a few hours, and how many times have they refrenced soemone called blumenfeld??

[sofiamore]

@boondocks123o dude, thats amirs surname. the 2 actors are jake hurwitz and amir blumenfield

[boondocks123o]

@sofiamore ha, yeah I figured that out an hour aftrer i posted it but thanks anyways =P lol

[Tricksters96]

HAHA Doyled911 im on 85 of 155 only 1 a.m. :(

[strippedgoose]

aye whats the episoud, when he said holy guack this ipad is redinkidonky!! .-. typo

[scrambledpenis]

why did jake sit next to amir?

[GrymHood]

@scrambledpenis

I'm guessing it was the other way around...

[scrambledpenis]

@GrymHood I think your right.

[johmarie7]

how did nobody manage to kill him yet???? how?

[noubani2]

there goes 20 seconds of my life...stupid ads...-.-

[stupidzhangjiayi]

i dont know if david naturally has a smiley face, but he didnt seem to be that bothered by amir

[CrimReap]

you're very close to me lol

[richardbushnellFTW]

1:10 , guy in the green jacket... so cute. :3

[HARV1991]

i'm almost shure that by the last episode or before jake & amir will become a gay couple... and if they're not... i'll be very very sad =( because they were meant to be...seriously...

[AAmotocrossAA]

What was he singing in the end?

[richardbushnellFTW]

@AAmotocrossAA bad romance.

[Randomidus]

@AAmotocrossAA Where have you been since 2009?

[thekillersofpeople]

Amir should be in charge of more videos.

[ImBeingQuiteFrank]

'Can we go?!' '...Yes'

[DemonAssasin3]

RAWR WTF is up with everyone talking about how late they're staying up?!?!?!

[megadude95]

"swing and miss for Blumenfeld" lol

[DarkSlaya101]

1:07 is actually a good idea

[acamp1995]

I would hate to be Jake...

[uberwhatagain]

bitch?



[bleedingconviction]

BITCH

[MrSeamonkey98]

lmao ahh gotta love ya amir

[snowskateskate]

BITCH