How to quickly land a jet in BF3

[IHASDAPOWA]

here is my story i use to be a tree until i took a jet to my wood

[DaGhost141]

land a jet LIKE A BOSS ...



[maui0895]

JETS need a Reverse move cause you can't go backwards when your stuck

[R6GAMERpt]

Without wating to criticise BF3 but, how do the Fan boys are able to say that BF3 is more realistic than COD? 

[mpower950]

@R6GAMERpt Because COD is basically an arcade game. It's all just "spary & pray", whereas BF3 lends itself more to teamwork and tactics. To play well in multiplayer, you need an awful lot of tactical coordination and the best squads & clans do that. To me, that's why it's more of a combat sim than a game. COD is a game.

[farshad040]

I hate it when you get followed by another jet without knowing it.

[rares60]

LOOOO

[ESPL3Y]

AHHHH, there are 666 likes..

[Banxzable]

555+



[SomeRandomDudez101]

Meanwhile in MW3 a hobo beats a black man with a stick.

[DasFunkwagen]

try it whilst disabled!

[gtadriftking1]

See trees do have a purpose other than senary sorry I cannot spell for s**t :p

[MrPlayer1up]

Bushes. They can stop anything.

Anything.

[whatisayworks]

....meanwhile in cod a car blows up

[TheKoonSlayer]

thx for the vid. time to join the air force

[cleo641]

That's a very nice jet you have there....sssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssss

[CherryCoke218]

jesteś z polski ? @Daniel170393

[DJClaudePSN]

Trees are useful now

[NobodieCro109]

BF3 is COD on big maps... Im just gonna say BF2 FTW!

[ChittySauce]

Battlefield logic......don't question it.

[zabthesandwich]

useful landing

[IHASDAPOWA]

hey thx for the info *trys in real life*

[rm04ever]

@IHASDAPOWA lool

[prplprince]

oh bf3 physics why you so awesome

[Tutex1500]

Pit Stop =]

[Clessyboy]

0:50 * hit the tree * I'm still have 100% ! I'm alRite !

* pooke *

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm­mmmmmm

[Ghoststalkerq]

lol

[WackyJackyTracky]

What a unrealistic shit game!!! Idiocy to have jets in such tiny map buzzing around like flies

[xXWes3349Xx]

@WackyJackyTracky its not tiny its quite a big map muck bigger than cod and anyway jets can go off map so dog fights are limitless

[commanderbly009]

@WackyJackyTracky

Why would you want a game to be realistic? if you die once, you never play again! I bet you play COD or whatever other shit there is

[YTLyricsMaker]

@WackyJackyTracky "tiny map"

geez. i guess you have never played BF3. "unrealistic" ROFL

NO FPS GAME IS "REALISTIC"!!!

[WackyJackyTracky]

@YTLyricsMaker

I played BF3 for some time... but after a while it gets so boring because it has nothing to do about warfare and tatctics, it only has gear and weapons looking like in the realworld, but thats it.

[WackyJackyTracky]

If you wanna feel like a soldier beeing in Irak acomplishing a mission together with your teammates and not just feeling like beeing a child running around with a toy-weapon gaining kills then go ARMAII

[WackyJackyTracky]

People interested in a mens game rather than an console-kids game check this out:

youtube. com/watch?v=krLtYiChXS8

[MADdrummer971]

@WackyJackyTracky Not maney kids have the computer to play arma.

[clubbythe]

@WackyJackyTracky BF2 Project Reality disagrees. :P

[WackyJackyTracky]

@clubbythe

BF3 Project Reality might be pretty cool :D

[krsguitarist]

@WackyJackyTracky Actually its awesome, and quite realistic as far as flying goes. There is plenty of sky because the jets boundaries are greater. Besides in a dogfight you buzz around like flies regardless of how much airspace you have.

[zwiehable]

try land like that on Hardcore smartass

[xXbARnEYateMeXx]

@zwiehable He never said it was for hardcore dumbass

[CSSCopyCat]

dice fail :D

[erickAcosta24]

the navy should get one of those trees

[ccondor97]

I landed on a Russian once... apparently Russian intestines in BF3 are made of something incredibly sticky because it instantly stopped the plane and parked it XD

[veteranReserveShadow]

got it so i gotta look for that little tree and im good to go roger that.

[nastykiller117]

Well you did land it very quikly, twice. There is no dislike for that, is there?

[mrhappymcmeal]

Guys guys calm. We need cod. You know why?...... Think about it, imagine all the cod nooblets in Bf3. Cod is a noob magnet and we need it to keep Battlefield 3 safe.

P.s. I used to play Cod, but then i took Battlefield to the Ps3.

[David367th]

@mrhappymcmeal I second this notion.

[mustang750r]

@mrhappymcmeal May God (or insert favorite Pokemon) bless you

[CARNIFEX666austria]

@mrhappymcmeal you are a stupid shitload

[Lewissnicholls]

@CARNIFEX666austria He is smarter than you'll ever be.

[CARNIFEX666austria]

@Lewissnicholls FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Lewissnicholls]

@CARNIFEX666austria :D.

[RandomGamingVids4You]

@mrhappymcmeal i use to play both cod and battlefield but then i found GTA4 on the PC

GTA - Best Franchise

BF - Graphics, Game play

CoD - Publicity, Predator Missiles

[Oblivion2550]

@mrhappymcmeal I hate the cod n00bs in bf3. I am really good at bf3 but I can't do well because I keep ending up with cod n00bs in my team!

[smitsgame]

@mrhappymcmeal well i play CoD most of the time but i play BF3 too and i am really good at it

[clubbythe]

@mrhappymcmeal Yeah but if CoD didn't exist then all there would be is pro Battlefield players and no noobs.

[GModPlaya]

@mrhappymcmeal

Damn... should have taken a Battlefield3 to the PC instead 0.o

[Themasterofikariam]

@mrhappymcmeal :truestory:

[VeilSideSamp]

@mrhappymcmeal that was fucking awesome! Posted as my status on facebook if thats ok :P

[maylaconcho]

@mrhappymcmeal no man, i need them in BF3 because thanks to them, i can unlock eupipments for my guns quickly :(

[smellytyrant]

@mrhappymcmeal hahahaha, not funny

[SomeRandomDudez101]

@mrhappymcmeal

well said my friend.

[BullALocks]

Hahaha, thats awesome.

[Xrocker7000]

MEANWHILE IN COD......little kid:hell yeah recon drone!

[TheFreshSpam]

seems legit.

[TheBlkpeople]

seems legit

[MrYeahbuddah]

yes i know i do too chargemoore74

[chargermoore74]

why do i feel like there are so many things that could go wrong doing this

[Juantonomobay]

twas the fern of justice that stopped the jet =_=

[TheFlippy315]

i like how he failed on the second time :)

[bluefox115]

It's a gaming designer way of supporting the environment by making trees strong as superman.

[Majinbot72]

BF3 & MW3 are games for childs. The real men play arma, dcs a-10c, and other simulators

[iownyah]

@Majinbot72 real men join the army

[Majinbot72]

@iownyah If you really like to kill people...

[GModPlaya]

@iownyah Marines *cough* then the good ones get out, and the rest can join the Army ;P

[4nubiS]

@iownyah

So when you fight for a blood/oil-thirsty president and ur forced to kill innocent people in the middle east, your considered a man?

[maylaconcho]

@4nubiS That's the president's problems, soldiers just do what they are told. If you disobey the order you can be shot by your own side. So you can choice:

Killed by the enemies or killed by your side.

[4nubiS]

@maylaconcho

Thats not the presidents problem, while he is eating pizza and playing golf your fighting HIS war, and i rather get killed then kill people :)

Doesnt make you a macho-man on youtube for sayinh such things, even a 5 year old child can pull a guntrigger to an MMA fighter and he is dead.

nothing to do with manliness or macho-act

[maylaconcho]

@4nubiS The hardest part is when you say "i rather get killed then kill people :)", when your comadres was aimed by a 5 years old kid who you is like "this boy looks bad, why did our nation make war? So just let him kill our guys then me" right?.

you're right, killing innocent people is not a way of a man, but if the president or some high rank morons who dont declare "WAR" then there wont be things like that.

[TheAlbinoblackperson]

@iownyah and you did?

[TheBeta9]

find a tree and RAM IT

[AwesomeFace50]

I see what you did there.

[EmericaShoeCo]

this is how chuck norris got to school when he was young

[geostigmaX9]

thats completely different to a disabled jet.... now if you could land it while your disabled that would be amazing.

[theflyingass]

Damn...Should make armour plates out of those trees.

[sportstar611]

man... thats one tuff tree O__O

[tristanhunter123]

bitch please,i could do worse with  a tank

[AwesomeFace50]

Oh please chuck Norris can land himself in the air!

[Jesse98M]

@AwesomeFace50 Aint funny anymore.

[kfishwick3]

@AwesomeFace50 why does everyone bum Chuck Norris, he is shit.

[AwesomeFace50]

@kfishwick3 Cod fanboy alert.

[kfishwick3]

@AwesomeFace50 I don't think so, jackass. COD sucks, just saying Chuck Norris is nothing to rave about

[AwesomeFace50]

@kfishwick3 Yes because he's epic.. He can even divide by 0

[kfishwick3]

@AwesomeFace50 No he is not epic, he's a tard. This conversation is over.

[AwesomeFace50]

@kfishwick3 How is he a tard? and he is EPIC and you just failed

[kfishwick3]

@AwesomeFace50 That is a common misconception described using a common phrase. No I did not fail, I just commented on a youtube video -_-

[TheTobbe4]

@AwesomeFace50

Oh please Chuck Norris doesn´t need enything to fly with!

[AwesomeFace50]

and not a single fuck was given that day.

[killface690]

i would laugh if someone took your jet

[EchoBoomer1987]

LIKE A BAWS!

[HansDaFonz1]

Tree-GET AT ME BRO!!

[AntiSocialPOW]

LOL nicely done..

[t72pwner]

Damn. I thought this would be a legit video- it is til DICE patches this(instead of focusing on meaningful things)

But im a guy who only plays Hardcore and LOOOOOOOOOOVEs flying.

[KF7QYS]

STFU, somtimes you just need a nice cup of it.

[Bob23844]

this game looks awesome :O should i buy this to the ps3 or mw3???

[RoCkMyRaVe]

@Bob23844 bf3.......way more to do than mw3 and way more realistic

[krsguitarist]

@Bob23844 I suggest BF3! Don't have MW3 yet but have played black ops....If you want to fly aircraft and drive tanks get BF3. MW3 doesn't have those. One downfall, and I could be wrong(and maybe same for mw3), but there is no friendly fire in BF3 multiplayer.  Wish there was to make more realistic.

[Woodstock187]

@krsguitarist sure there is FF in bf3... but u have 2 find server with FF on

[krsguitarist]

@Woodstock187 Ok, thanks....haven't seen that yet. A little above my pay-grade. Do I have to change anything on my profile or game menu to play on those servers?

[Woodstock187]

@krsguitarist check out my channel, i uploaded something 4 u,watch it in fullscreen its just 480p :(

[SuperMicklovin]

@Bob23844 BF3!!!!

[tayyyarciko]

holly crap you should be explode for this move yet you didn't :O very impressive tecq

[2020Reaper]

Fastest way to land a jet: crash into a tree. Let's all try it in real life kids!!!

[DubbaRyzn]

Its proven that jets are invincible to trees. Crash into it any way you want, you will NOT crash by hitting a tree. /watch?v=nr8suLqzW_A&feature=r­elated if you want the proof

[goldbullet50]

Unrealistic graphics...

[1Fazz1]

@goldbullet50 Compared to what. Life?

[goldbullet50]

@1Fazz1 even games like "mafia" or "GTA IV" looks more realistic. Theres no such blue/grey places in this world as in BF3.

[abdu8008]

@goldbullet50 this is pc gameplay which means its prob. recorded w/ fraps so the settings are turned down, watch in hd if you aren't

[goldbullet50]

@abdu8008 No matter how high the graphics are, they still look unrealistic.

[abdu8008]

its better than anything out there except crysis 1. dont even start talking about ARMA/COD, both have shittier graphics and look unrealistic..

[goldbullet50]

@abdu8008 They are better than Arma II (In most parts at least) and better than CODs. But the thing I mean is that these graphics are so grey and bluish, the sky is weirdly dark and grey but however the sun is like 2x brighter than in real life and ground is so "light" and so on shadows are all very dark. Wheres the real colors? In BF2 example haves a lot more colors so it actually looks more realistic.

[abdu8008]

so you dont like the colour scheme? that shouldnt worry you too much, if you want realistic graphics and colours, i recommend crysis to you

[TheLegendDevil]

@goldbullet50 Its a game you fucktard

[goldbullet50]

@TheLegendDevil Yeah but why they didn't make the graphics so bad that even a calculator would play them. If a game haves so good graphics, why not to make them realistic then? Whats even the point of them then?

[TheLegendDevil]

@goldbullet50 Your trolling isnt funny stupid fucktard, make better ones if you complain about them. Btw show me a calculator that plays BF3 idiot

[0blackfire0]

DO NOT attempt this on consoles. You will crash.

[choppnemdown]

wow the word "troll" is way over used these days

[GrayFoxSR2]

Don't try this in real life! :-/

[wilfredotour3]

So real!!! Good Job BF3, piece of shit simulation

[drytaffin]

@wilfredotour3 It's not a simulation. That's all.

[Redicecream007]

LOL ! LOL ! LOL !

[codismyBxTCH]

Would it be possible to drive a jet around on the ground? Like through the main parts of the map?

[skitrening]

@codismyBxTCH yes

[FragTheFragger]

What is this, Desert Storm? Damn.

[xxMrSoloDoloxx]

"Trees are friends, not doom"

[josesolty]

Who needs arrestor gears when you got trees!

[Hinatadog]

"Aim for the bushes?"

[skaf24]

this is kind of stupid. Hit a tree get no damage. slight touch with the wing on the floor...BOOM!!! but i don't care if it happens to me.

[music5830]

i used to land my jet in a tree but then i took your mom to her knees

[Mast3rT0ast420]

Best part is this completely works xD

[Rui96711]

how did you discover that trick? accident? that was pretty funny, who needs a landing strip when you got a shrub lol

[CrackaDoodizzle]

You said 'quickly'..I expected an e-brake; i got a tree instead

[1applemac1]

I did it like 5 times in oneround its easy slow down above high way holding s and touch down

[ToTheMax1155]

i used to land a jet like you, but then i took a fence to my turbine.

[DJRonXx]

This, I do it on the hilltop of the caspian border. Yeah the hilltop.

go watch my proof >>> /watch?v=FlW0L3CLNTI

[THESHIFRED]

My god, nice trick..... Does it work for xbox 360???

[Feshman117]

can anyone tell me what all the black is supposed to be on the ground

[xHarbringerx]

@Feshman117 its oil from underground

[xHarbringerx]

@Feshman117 its oil from underground

[ShortFreakyDude]

charlie sheens tiger blood fuels these planes

[besnikmaloku]

hahahahahahahaha



[Drake23OV]

now do that with 20% health ill really be immpressed

[TippyGem]

Swimming around in a vagina.....tryin' to make a prinsess..... and all of a sudden there is a tree :(

[monsimand]

AAAHHAHAHA that just lookd hilarious

[schamanenpack]

chuck norris pissed on these tree

[zmanfilms]

@schamanenpack Comment stealing at it's finest. 

[2009hitman1]

Bf3 is stupid it's like a glitchy version on gta but with guys in uniforms......

[cjsk8r75]

@2009hitman1 seriously? you obviously havent played it.

[Joni13795]

@2009hitman1 I think you only played the beta or neither this

[AMDjack13]

@2009hitman1 says the faggot that is watching videos about it, obviously you need to get a life and stop criticizing people for there hard work because in fact, a lot of people enjoy this game and i bet 99% of them would shove your balls so far up ur ass that they would come out of ur fucking mouth, next time you have to say something negative about something positive keep it to your goddamn self you fucking troll!

[brandon030290]

@AMDjack13 Haha i love this game i agree with every word!