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Generally there is one player on the table who is table master i think the computer decides this im not sure how. But they will have lots of decent hands and he will hit 9 times out of 10, its best to avoid him. These are bad beats though thats online poker though you play with alot of luck
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Man the worst bad beats i had where playing live cash poker! Runner runner is the worst. One day i had AA preflop all in heads up 4 times and lost all of them!!! no joke. FUCK THIS GAME
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Once i had this same hand,? but i folded before i saw the flop. Yeah, i almost killed myself. Whatever, it was a friendly match. I started with bonus from 50free2play.co.cc first.
Iv never commented on a vid before but this i just had too. I laugh my fucking ass off every single time i watch it, u funny bastard i feel your pain. Id love to play poker with u =P
I can't handle this garbage anymore. Being a favorite preflop, after the flop, and the turn doesn't mean jack $hit in poker. There's so many bad players out there who play poker like it's a slot machine and hitting jackpot time after time. How does anyone have the stomach to play this? How is this profitable when half of your bankroll is wasted by feeding these idiots?
when will people realise that poker is still gambling. You can make all the right plays and still be unlucky. Far better to make money by getting a job like normal people do.
@spaceboyted123 It's a video of bad beats. You think that happens more than half the time? If you play online poker and you are losing in the long run, here is a free hint for you: you can't play. It's not rigged, it's not the bad beats, it's not being unlucky. Work on your game and try again. If it was easy everyone would do it, but someone has to pay the grinders off.
Great video though turtleknife, those tournaments are a killer. People will shove with any two cards!
@75samuel75 You idiot! math IS idiotic. sure if we could run the board 50'000 times I would be the world champion. have you ever played perfect all day only to lose? If you havent you're not even a player! So shut the FUCK up!
@2tame4fame Oh getting mad are we? Well, if you are a poker player, 90% of the time you do play well. Or you should. And yes, sometimes you gonna get beat by incredible shit, but the point is to keep playing well. If you do that and you are a losing player, guess what? You can't play .At all. So stop crying like a little girl when you get beat by inferior hands and suck it up. If you are a losing player, it's not because of that. It's because you are an idiot.
@75samuel75 I know what you're saying and i have overreacted! sorry. But, yep, you can only use your skill to put the chips in with the best of it, the rest is dice. Which means that people way below your intelectual level (call them what you will, but most can barely add) will beat you say, 30% of the time.If you get a bad beat from Negreanu you wouldn't be that upset because you know there is some thinking behind it. But when you lose to a possible retard, you have a right to feel upset.
@75samuel75 And about math, yes if i would take 6 months off just to play poker every day, have 1000 buyins ready and then see where I am, sure maybe variance would even out. That's the right way to play I guess if you want to make a living form it. Then bad beats don't matter. But most players are just 'regulars" most play after work etc, so this bad beats are kind of annoying short term. And online poker is still rigged.
I don't play any more, had one that finished it for me, in the big blind with K-10, I get a free look at the flop, K-5-10 rainbow, Donkey goes all in with K-3, so of course I call, turn is a 3 river is a 3, 0.30% chance.... These sites are so rigged for newbie players to get them playing it's not funny.
A good skillful poker player can just get angry and cry now becoz donks are every where. They will call your AK with K9, QQ with Q10, AA with J8 and will win some how. Donks are the poker players now,both online and in live games.
Poker is dead now,once it was all about skills and now its all about luck. So whats the point to play poker now ?
every time i take a beat i come here and feel a lot better. Was just on a final table, made two pair aces and kings on the turn, it's a completely dry board and the guy has been raising all his pockets up till this point (and limped this hand) so i almost certainly have the nuts. He bets I raise, he shoves and I call, he has two pair Aces and dueces. spikes a duece on the river, and I ended up 7th instead of having a dominating lead.
Ah I heard it twice on an image board when some one posted an image they also put "This is credit to team" At first I thought it was the source. By the way I am playing good poker with 50free2play.co.cc these days.
I had pocket aces against a moron with pocket nine's I raise he re raises I push he calls. Flop comes up with Ace jack three, turn comes nine, river comes nine. I broke three bones in my hand from punching the wall. (The hand would have won me the tournament for $26k instead I ended up with just over 2k.) I'm still tilting after 2 months.
A reraise is not a bad move with 99, it depends on your table image of course. But you can never call a raise with 99, I don't think that's good play at all.
@SpikeyOut It wasn't so much the call that pissed me off, it was obviously understandable in a heads up situation. It was more the fact that I flopped a set and got hit with running 9's on the turn and river. Just an awful beat that has stuck with me.
just lost heads up, firs my nemesis hits 2 outer to stay alive (after going all in with A9 on a turn with just one pair 99 against my trip 8) . He than takes the lead by little, i hit 2 pairs (5&6) on flop, we both go all in (flop: 5 6 9, I have 56, he has J9). He hits another 9....and he wins tho i had him dominated through most of the hands...
1:35 is the worst, guy has NOTHING and calls an all in, hits runner runner to win it. Thats the type of stupid shit that makes me hate online poker, it happens much more often than the odds would indicate
Have you been making money online? This kind of shit keeps happening to me to. I am not making money !!! I only get short bursts of luck that seem like bait from full tilt. where i can do anything i want and win, then when i am losing i cant do anything to win, which happens to be 90% of the time nowdays. I still play the same poker too....
LOL I'm sorry for your loss my friend but this my new most favorite. I live this one more than than the guy who called you a donk. IMHO among all your great works this is a fcken classic gp
@TurtleKnife Ok...... great videos sir. I do have one question... How the hell do you get away from this crap.......... Bad beats bad beats over and over again........ had a moron push with Ac10c on my trips the other day and push all in... so with trips I had to call......... I about shit when his cards came up and REALLY shit when he hit his flush ON THE RIVER !
my biggest fail was today....flop 4,2,Q....i have QQ...i raise,guy reraise,we go all in...he has 22.........and on the fucking river he gets quads.......well it was only 50 bucks but still its lame :(
its not bad beats its fucking rigged poker sites its not made by a computer there made by people your telling me they dont go on knowing everything about the site they were involved in making wake up peops
1:29 how the hell can he call the all in raise??? Thats fake, no one would do that, if its true (the all in on the flop and not later) then its the worst bad beat ive seen
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what happened @1:11. "Oh my gawd...are you FUCKING kidding me" ..lmao. The worst play in the history of life.
the straights come in easier when there is a set getting ready to be rivered into a full house. noticed this shit big time at full tilt. Its like, should i gamble. YES...hmm that was too easy...
I feel your pain, I hate that amaturistic poker players don’t know what the fuck they do and call with crap hands and win with luck. Blood from my nails I can tell you that.
my friend that made my fucking day. sometimes when u have a shitty day at work all you need to do is go on youtube and watch some bad beats in poker. although those are fucking ridiculous bad beats. thanks marty.
Ha! that been 2 years ago i lost a pot of 850$ on poker stars.
Me aces
My opponent TEN 6 OFF SUIT
stakes 2/4$ one guys raise to 12$, i reraise to 41$ the donk reraise me to 112$, my stack 340$ so i raise all in ... so think about like one minute and he call so when he turn over im like WTF?
flop ten jack 2 turn king river 5
this is the truth, Im not kidding just to prove another worst bad beat
the donk qui very fast
well thank you guy for giving me some money that respect thanks!
Just had 5 bad beats on fulltilt tonight...all pots lost on the river...but the most stupid hand was something like this he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he has JJ i have KK and HE HITS A JACK ON THE DAMN RIVER.
today....I was playing cash and I did a freaky call with 2 3 suited, the flop was excelent for me: 5 A 4
I raised, the opponent re-raised me, well, we finished all-in and he shows A K, turns appears an A, river a 5. Then I find this video, and it helps me for don't become into a tilt. (FULL TILT, JUST_SKlLL)
this video makes me feel better about myself, i just lost with AA vs. 58 offsuit for a place in the money, ended up one place outside the money and the guy coming on the big blind didn't have enough to even call... fools game is right.
The 56 and J9 hands had me rolling. I have the worst luck in the world on this site, idiots hit 3 and 5 outers 95% of the time against me. I've really wanted to kill someone
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i've had the baddest run for the last 5 days online...no matter how i play my hands its always the same result...you want a caller cause youve got them but until the river hits the game is not over...makes me better watchin this & reading everyones comments...thought it was just happening to me....still though you gotta think sometimes pstars n ftilt programmes are rigged...gl n gg
had the worst bad beat ever today. Dealt King 9.. flop comes K 7 7.. I check.. opponent bets 150k, I call. turn comes 9, He goes all in for 870k, but I just know he is bluffing so I call. He shows pocket 3s and I know I have him beat. River 3....
like not even kidding i fink fulltiltpokr is set up. like no1 speaks (very rarely) and real life i always seem to win.. on here i gt sucked out on so much, always have people drawing to 2 cards and thy hit thm. i wuld love to review all the hands ive played on ther to see how the odds compare.
OMg i had like the 2 worst bad beats ever right now :) i was doing really well in a tourney cash of course i was like 15 th place with good chip count i go all in aganis a guy i had poket AA he had AK :)) and the flop comes K 4 K :D
well i said thats life 3 hands later
he raises a little i call ... and the flop comes J 8 Q i had 9 10 in hand he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he had J 8 and he rivers an 8 only on FULL TILT BOYS AND GIRLS :)))
u know pple can hack on this poker game i'v seen my friend hacked pple money and get a life play poker in the real world not on a fuckin god dam computer i mean serously i'll screw up this game and make sure no1 plays this game and yes i know what you might say then don't comment on this video well i can its my opinion and i want to share that opinion so badly sense i see everybody try to get on poker and stuff but for real and if your a geek don't wanna get beat up then thats its ok
Your bad beat poker vids are the absolute best marty. I love them. Please make some more. And i also love the poker calculator,i use it all the time. Your a great player,but everybody runs into a bad beat every now and then.
I hate guys like that, they sit and pray for the river to show up with one of there cards even if it means sticking it out to the bitter end, while players like you and me have legit cards and play it professionally, but cheer up, these s.o.b's get beat by a legit players more than they win against them, they run on chance and chances arnt infinite :)
dude im a semi pro online player only at pokerstars loved ur vid bro btw good to see most of those beats at tilt hence the fact i dont play there nomore nice work !!!
What sucks is when you work your butt off to learn the game and you have suffer horrible beats from people who barely know which on screen button to push! Great video!
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ahmadawan11 2 days ago
Happens to me all the time
ruffa47 1 month ago
Hi. Can anyone tell me what is this program, calculating the percentages and is it forbidden by the poker sites? Thanks
SSc0user 1 month ago
@SSc0user it's Hold'em indicator and it is legal on all pokersites
JohnF30Music 4 days ago in playlist poker comedy
pokerstars is the same cocksucking piece of shit joke...
yourmum640 2 months ago
you seem to play under 2 different accounts on the same site, didn't think that was aloud
yourmum640 2 months ago
Generally there is one player on the table who is table master i think the computer decides this im not sure how. But they will have lots of decent hands and he will hit 9 times out of 10, its best to avoid him. These are bad beats though thats online poker though you play with alot of luck
MrTopcat1000 3 months ago
1:30, unexplainable...
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yaadain2012 3 months ago
4:00 > Somebody get me a gun " to shot fuking bad beat fishing ass hole "....
myfatebiz 3 months ago
Sry but when he called with 56 on the flop with nothing what did he put you on??
Catalanos9 3 months ago
I heard Full Tilt is a good site.
mjavor 4 months ago
Man the worst bad beats i had where playing live cash poker! Runner runner is the worst. One day i had AA preflop all in heads up 4 times and lost all of them!!! no joke. FUCK THIS GAME
2tame4fame 4 months ago
the AA at 1:35 is the best
ApEaZed 4 months ago
Omg you got to be fucking kidding me!!!
MrJonnyboy36 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TurtleKnife
Calling an all-in with 6-5 on a 10-3-3 board is a severe case of wankism!
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Once i had this same hand,? but i folded before i saw the flop. Yeah, i almost killed myself. Whatever, it was a friendly match. I started with bonus from 50free2play.co.cc first.
yaadain2012 5 months ago
Iv never commented on a vid before but this i just had too. I laugh my fucking ass off every single time i watch it, u funny bastard i feel your pain. Id love to play poker with u =P
ScrapironRyann 6 months ago
I can't handle this garbage anymore. Being a favorite preflop, after the flop, and the turn doesn't mean jack $hit in poker. There's so many bad players out there who play poker like it's a slot machine and hitting jackpot time after time. How does anyone have the stomach to play this? How is this profitable when half of your bankroll is wasted by feeding these idiots?
gambitazul 7 months ago
when will people realise that poker is still gambling. You can make all the right plays and still be unlucky. Far better to make money by getting a job like normal people do.
spaceboyted123 7 months ago
@spaceboyted123 It's a video of bad beats. You think that happens more than half the time? If you play online poker and you are losing in the long run, here is a free hint for you: you can't play. It's not rigged, it's not the bad beats, it's not being unlucky. Work on your game and try again. If it was easy everyone would do it, but someone has to pay the grinders off.
Great video though turtleknife, those tournaments are a killer. People will shove with any two cards!
75samuel75 5 months ago
@75samuel75 You idiot! math IS idiotic. sure if we could run the board 50'000 times I would be the world champion. have you ever played perfect all day only to lose? If you havent you're not even a player! So shut the FUCK up!
2tame4fame 4 months ago
@2tame4fame Oh getting mad are we? Well, if you are a poker player, 90% of the time you do play well. Or you should. And yes, sometimes you gonna get beat by incredible shit, but the point is to keep playing well. If you do that and you are a losing player, guess what? You can't play .At all. So stop crying like a little girl when you get beat by inferior hands and suck it up. If you are a losing player, it's not because of that. It's because you are an idiot.
75samuel75 2 months ago
@75samuel75 I know what you're saying and i have overreacted! sorry. But, yep, you can only use your skill to put the chips in with the best of it, the rest is dice. Which means that people way below your intelectual level (call them what you will, but most can barely add) will beat you say, 30% of the time.If you get a bad beat from Negreanu you wouldn't be that upset because you know there is some thinking behind it. But when you lose to a possible retard, you have a right to feel upset.
2tame4fame 2 months ago
@75samuel75 And about math, yes if i would take 6 months off just to play poker every day, have 1000 buyins ready and then see where I am, sure maybe variance would even out. That's the right way to play I guess if you want to make a living form it. Then bad beats don't matter. But most players are just 'regulars" most play after work etc, so this bad beats are kind of annoying short term. And online poker is still rigged.
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champions20000009 7 months ago
I don't play any more, had one that finished it for me, in the big blind with K-10, I get a free look at the flop, K-5-10 rainbow, Donkey goes all in with K-3, so of course I call, turn is a 3 river is a 3, 0.30% chance.... These sites are so rigged for newbie players to get them playing it's not funny.
These bad beats are pretty normal online.
Iain1962 7 months ago
The guy screaming and running around on the last one is epic!
Traducteur1 7 months ago
I love all the clips from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest! FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE! FUCKING AWESOME POKER! HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!
HarryIsTheGamingGeek 7 months ago
gosh are you ever up in money?
b112895 7 months ago
Basically online poker sucks...pokerstars and fulltilt both are shameless and rigged.
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A good skillful poker player can just get angry and cry now becoz donks are every where. They will call your AK with K9, QQ with Q10, AA with J8 and will win some how. Donks are the poker players now,both online and in live games.
Poker is dead now,once it was all about skills and now its all about luck. So whats the point to play poker now ?
aliabideen 7 months ago
fish.
MrPizh 7 months ago in playlist Poker
1:29 can some1 tell me how the fuck that guy called the all in? fucking crack adicts...
tribolon 7 months ago
I lose all the time like that!!! It has to be rigged .....I can t win a thing ever on full tilt!!!!!!!
spenney007 7 months ago
donk's have to win :D no donks no rake let them taste
tuke8 7 months ago
I am so full F ing tilting right now... pmsl
thumbs up to the editor : )
stanstil 7 months ago
We all have bad beats - heard em before
but this planned reaction was soo funny,
gr8 advert for the poker software, That works : )
like it ....
stanstil 7 months ago
every time i take a beat i come here and feel a lot better. Was just on a final table, made two pair aces and kings on the turn, it's a completely dry board and the guy has been raising all his pockets up till this point (and limped this hand) so i almost certainly have the nuts. He bets I raise, he shoves and I call, he has two pair Aces and dueces. spikes a duece on the river, and I ended up 7th instead of having a dominating lead.
LastSasquatch 7 months ago
obvious you should never play a pocket pair for as long as you breathe!
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champions20000009 8 months ago
I play this video everytime before I play poker now, it is a poker tradition of mine. Thank you so much turtleknife.
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Ah I heard it twice on an image board when some one posted an image they also put "This is credit to team" At first I thought it was the source. By the way I am playing good poker with 50free2play.co.cc these days.
yaadain2012 8 months ago
very sick knife extremely sick but entertaining as hell :)
muckemsayuhhh18 8 months ago
That AA vs 56 was hilarious.
lilgman1987 8 months ago 3
dude u make me feel sooooo much better thnx,thought this shit only happened to me with this frequency
xINJUNx 8 months ago
Not again :/
TheVKilla 8 months ago
I had pocket aces against a moron with pocket nine's I raise he re raises I push he calls. Flop comes up with Ace jack three, turn comes nine, river comes nine. I broke three bones in my hand from punching the wall. (The hand would have won me the tournament for $26k instead I ended up with just over 2k.) I'm still tilting after 2 months.
axebodyspray71 9 months ago
@axebodyspray71
A reraise is not a bad move with 99, it depends on your table image of course. But you can never call a raise with 99, I don't think that's good play at all.
Maybe he though you were bluffing?
SpikeyOut 7 months ago
@SpikeyOut It wasn't so much the call that pissed me off, it was obviously understandable in a heads up situation. It was more the fact that I flopped a set and got hit with running 9's on the turn and river. Just an awful beat that has stuck with me.
axebodyspray71 7 months ago
floped the flush with AJ diamonds,he wins with quads,turn 9 and river 9,unreal but true
Benjasem 9 months ago
pokerstars and fultilt poker is only a joke.badbeats all the time,wondring how wins?
Benjasem 9 months ago
P O K E R S T A R IS THE SAME SH II IT
azira00 9 months ago
just lost heads up, firs my nemesis hits 2 outer to stay alive (after going all in with A9 on a turn with just one pair 99 against my trip 8) . He than takes the lead by little, i hit 2 pairs (5&6) on flop, we both go all in (flop: 5 6 9, I have 56, he has J9). He hits another 9....and he wins tho i had him dominated through most of the hands...
losebiramnickove 9 months ago
1:35 is the worst, guy has NOTHING and calls an all in, hits runner runner to win it. Thats the type of stupid shit that makes me hate online poker, it happens much more often than the odds would indicate
aabron4123 9 months ago
DUDE THIS IS MY FAV VID.
Kino483 10 months ago
UB is worse imo soo many donks
Kino483 10 months ago
Hold'em is a joke of a game, it's a make version of bingo, you spend hours playing, then some fool takes you out with crap cards.
bhoy029 10 months ago
Have you been making money online? This kind of shit keeps happening to me to. I am not making money !!! I only get short bursts of luck that seem like bait from full tilt. where i can do anything i want and win, then when i am losing i cant do anything to win, which happens to be 90% of the time nowdays. I still play the same poker too....
shagrat32 10 months ago
Have to seek a cure after all the bad beats I have suffered trough today.
It feels bad, but after all, I find it kind of funny how these players newer understand how far behind they are in a hand.
jlkos 10 months ago
these are making me feel a lot better. I was having a bad poker day, but realize it happens to us all.
Platewarp 10 months ago
1:09 is such a bad beat that I can't help but burst out laughing everytime I watch this video.
OfficerPiles 10 months ago
@OfficerPiles
Yeah, I've seen that in real world SnG... never happened against me, though :)
I checked this donk at sharkscope and he is at -$2400. I honeslty thought it would be more xD
Da1337DoOD 10 months ago
the 65 vs aces on the 10 3 3 flop was jus so SICK
TheKashmirUzi 10 months ago
turtleknife where do you download the program with %???ty
trousis 10 months ago
Hey turtle, i love your video's, i think you play great overall
can i ask what your bankroll is?
jotie2222 10 months ago
LOL I'm sorry for your loss my friend but this my new most favorite. I live this one more than than the guy who called you a donk. IMHO among all your great works this is a fcken classic gp
Gp00053 10 months ago
hey knife please tell me u dont still play on this shit site?
megotmesources 10 months ago 8
@megotmesources Yes I think they mixed some kind of addictive subliminal messages on the poker tables. I am hooked.
TurtleKnife 10 months ago 7
@TurtleKnife Ok...... great videos sir. I do have one question... How the hell do you get away from this crap.......... Bad beats bad beats over and over again........ had a moron push with Ac10c on my trips the other day and push all in... so with trips I had to call......... I about shit when his cards came up and REALLY shit when he hit his flush ON THE RIVER !
bpd35 10 months ago
@TurtleKnife haha loved your video man! so god damn true in every sense..
725672567256 6 months ago
Brilliant video! very recognizable though
Hemmen91 11 months ago 2
my biggest fail was today....flop 4,2,Q....i have QQ...i raise,guy reraise,we go all in...he has 22.........and on the fucking river he gets quads.......well it was only 50 bucks but still its lame :(
slipersnap 11 months ago
that 56s at 1:30 was cool :D:D:D
fidlak1 11 months ago
This happends to me on FTP almost all the time! I am major favorite 90 prosent or more of the time, but FTP always screws me all over!
I have quit playing at FTP. FTP is rigged and FTP software is fucked up! I really hope somebody will investigate FTP and also Pokerstars!
PartyDelicious 11 months ago
~100 ppl signed the tournament...after 2 hours i was 6th of 19
poketcards: AT - call
FLOP: T 7 T
opponent: raise, everybody folds, i go all in, he calls
TURN: Q
RIVER: 6
Three of a kind T vs Fullhouse
MOTHERFUCK3R
nicofico 11 months ago
i was playing poker online too, on fulltilt but im 100% sure that those hands are total random. so i stoped playing cuz i have too many bad beats
FlaSH4LeB 11 months ago
somebody get me a gun !!!!
mmmmostube 11 months ago 2
on bad bad baaaaaaad beat since december (now its february), and I dont wanna cry here, but the same is happening to me, I mean the same....
and I broke 4 mouses in the last two month...
KecskeCat 11 months ago
you want help stop spending that much money on online poker
a692poundgorilla 11 months ago
улет
proidoha2012 1 year ago
1:30 holy shit :D
budweiser4 1 year ago
worst i had was jj v ak flop j33 he raised i reraise he reraised i push and he calls(with nothing) turn was 3 river was 3
MrIzzyDizzy 1 year ago
this video is painful
LastSasquatch 1 year ago 2
lol every guy that you call is a pinhead or aggressive or failure lol but they all suck out...
i feel for ya
CerberusSoul4ever 1 year ago
LOL yeah I have felt like poor little Chaswick in that scene myself.
creationofself 1 year ago
what is that software at the bottom of the screen?
Marijaninho 1 year ago
guys i know the best way to win, just push all in with 72o and fold AA. u will ALWAYS win!
dh144498 1 year ago
its not bad beats its fucking rigged poker sites its not made by a computer there made by people your telling me they dont go on knowing everything about the site they were involved in making wake up peops
essexbilly 1 year ago
SMMFH @ 1:30 the idiot who calls with 56 off with nearly 3k behind him ALL IN, then turns a 4 and rivers a 7 --- LMMFAO, BS!
armstrong2mcgrady2k1 1 year ago
Poker online = RIGGED
we need to play more live...
wagonYakuza 1 year ago
1:29 how the hell can he call the all in raise??? Thats fake, no one would do that, if its true (the all in on the flop and not later) then its the worst bad beat ive seen
budweiser4 1 year ago
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what happened @1:11. "Oh my gawd...are you FUCKING kidding me" ..lmao. The worst play in the history of life.
jposco 1 year ago
3:49- wow... I would want a gun too if I flopped a set and someone runner runner'd a full boat.. fucking bullshit!
flskim906 1 year ago
Lots of standard calls
godu1111 1 year ago
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Violincrazy 1 year ago 2
lmao i feel the pain my whole bankrolls crumbled the past 2 days bc of bad beats/river magic watch my vids man
pvdee101 1 year ago
the straights come in easier when there is a set getting ready to be rivered into a full house. noticed this shit big time at full tilt. Its like, should i gamble. YES...hmm that was too easy...
bloodmonger666 1 year ago
I don't call that A6 A10 hand bad beat poker, you're going to loose to those hands eventually if you're up against big stacks nomatter what.
Doppe1ganger 1 year ago
why, u bet too much before seein the flop?
deceivrtm 1 year ago
Tx for that video and for the song you give me what i need in the bad moments like yours
jhonpea 1 year ago
I feel your pain, I hate that amaturistic poker players don’t know what the fuck they do and call with crap hands and win with luck. Blood from my nails I can tell you that.
SpikeyOut 1 year ago
hahahahhahahahaha !!! Naked truth about FTP.
888DENisON 1 year ago
that 65 hand. . . its just like jack nicholson said:doesn't make a bit of sense
92unitedfan92 1 year ago
my friend that made my fucking day. sometimes when u have a shitty day at work all you need to do is go on youtube and watch some bad beats in poker. although those are fucking ridiculous bad beats. thanks marty.
Unflushablepiss 1 year ago
WANKER
PizzaIP 1 year ago
LOVED your vid man, you and I should stop playing good hands ;)
1337manz 1 year ago
This video is funny as fuck. Imagine what Phil Hellmuth would have done in those circumstances.
RobotHerd 1 year ago
i get this nearly every fucking heads up game on full tilt its retarded.
MichaelSeanMyers 1 year ago
Best bad beat ever seen on Fulltilt: (Had poket Jacks) -Raise, he reraise, i call ;
On the flop: J,J,6 - I chek ,he raise, i reraise, he is all-in. (he have poket kings)
On the turn: a king
On the river: a king
I LOST 750 REAL MONEY... THIS IS CRAP! please help me
JLoup555 1 year ago 34
@JLoup555 BEST bad beat?
mikeaprice09 1 year ago
@JLoup555
Ha! that been 2 years ago i lost a pot of 850$ on poker stars.
Me aces
My opponent TEN 6 OFF SUIT
stakes 2/4$ one guys raise to 12$, i reraise to 41$ the donk reraise me to 112$, my stack 340$ so i raise all in ... so think about like one minute and he call so when he turn over im like WTF?
flop ten jack 2 turn king river 5
this is the truth, Im not kidding just to prove another worst bad beat
the donk qui very fast
well thank you guy for giving me some money that respect thanks!
Sircloper09 1 year ago
@JLoup555 too bad you didn`t play on a bad beat jackpot table, or else you would have won several 10s(if not 100s) of thousands of dollars.
laettis 10 months ago
@JLoup555 UL :D you winning change was 99.90% and you still loose hahahah
tuke8 7 months ago
@JLoup555 just wow ive pitty for bcuz you must have feel so damn mad after :/
ApEaZed 7 months ago
@JLoup555 did you win like 1 million dollars though in bad beat?
b112895 7 months ago
@JLoup555 On other site u would get bad beat jackpot of like 300K $ man :/
NoshQrwa 2 weeks ago
VERY GOOD VIDEO
NOT ONLY happens to me LOL !!!!!!!!
marcosdp3 1 year ago
Those are some BADDDD BEATTTSSS I feel you man.
MTLKEBEK 1 year ago
Just had 5 bad beats on fulltilt tonight...all pots lost on the river...but the most stupid hand was something like this he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he has JJ i have KK and HE HITS A JACK ON THE DAMN RIVER.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH FULLTILT!
mohoneaandrei 1 year ago
@mohoneaandrei fulltilt is rigged.. anyone who denies it either is dumb or works for fulltilt.
mikeaprice09 1 year ago
Your my new hero, when those spades hit i chocked on my snack!! Do you think its rigged mate?!
Legendary vid
DannyCorradi16 1 year ago
Poker is no game of skill. It's a game of luck and sucking out. We play.. at fulltiltpoker. com
ffrostell 1 year ago 26
@ffrostell you are an idiot... (feel offended just a little bit...)
KecskeCat 8 months ago
@ffrostell lol that should have been his last saying
b112895 7 months ago
I hate it when i lose with pair of Aces.... its weird when it happens tho
MyDogBarksToU 1 year ago
today....I was playing cash and I did a freaky call with 2 3 suited, the flop was excelent for me: 5 A 4
I raised, the opponent re-raised me, well, we finished all-in and he shows A K, turns appears an A, river a 5. Then I find this video, and it helps me for don't become into a tilt. (FULL TILT, JUST_SKlLL)
snowboard24jackass 1 year ago
i love your comments :D
are they recorded "live" or post?
thats the hilarious thing on your vids congracts ;)
weirkved 1 year ago
Great vid, dude
tiopatxi3333 1 year ago
this video makes me feel better about myself, i just lost with AA vs. 58 offsuit for a place in the money, ended up one place outside the money and the guy coming on the big blind didn't have enough to even call... fools game is right.
MichaelSeanMyers 1 year ago
proof that poker is gambling.
mywhaleisfat 1 year ago
@mywhaleisfat obviously....but gamblers are not winners in the long run.
ImperviousMason 1 year ago
thanks turtleknight for this video. I was so fuckin mad when I got two bad beats on a row and out of tournament. But now I feel much better. thanks
nikz1111 1 year ago
LMAO the 65 CALLING your allin and hitting running straight cards
WHAT KIND OF LOGIC DO THESE PEOPLE FOLLOW?
ImperviousMason 1 year ago 4
you need to look into a song by "Hot Chocolate" called so you win again, perfect for bad beats
kenshizzle16 1 year ago
i would have broke my pc if that with QQs would happen to me LOL
Rex0pas 1 year ago
LOL all spades.
NebunLaCap 1 year ago
Most of the bad beat are by Russian...
jiannj 1 year ago 2
@jiannj LOLZ
martingangte 1 year ago
@jiannj
martingangte 1 year ago
That hand at 3:55 is fkin amazin lol!! how unlucky u have to be for that to happen!??
Cheshario 1 year ago
The 56 and J9 hands had me rolling. I have the worst luck in the world on this site, idiots hit 3 and 5 outers 95% of the time against me. I've really wanted to kill someone
thumbswayup 1 year ago
artistique pour deug, imollllliii.....
deugeurce 1 year ago
DEDICACE A DJE IVEY ET GAGNEMAN
bagoubagou02 1 year ago
DEUGEURCE TAPINNEUSE DU MOIS DAOUT 2010
bagoubagou02 1 year ago
WHAT A &^SSY
YOU NEED SOFTWARE TO TELL U THE ODDS AND WHOS PLAYING LOOSE OR TIGHT. IF U LIKE I CAN HELP U TELL U WHEN UR CHICK IS HOT N READY.TELL HER TO CALL ME. WHIMP
upononer1 1 year ago
I'm the guy with 7,8 off. Suck it AA QQ KK!
Eliteguitarschool 1 year ago
try losing $800,000 in one night
FailingTube 1 year ago
this is real money this guy have 5K profit playing $5 $10 SNG 20% ROI
on fulltilt
aur3ll4 1 year ago
i've had the baddest run for the last 5 days online...no matter how i play my hands its always the same result...you want a caller cause youve got them but until the river hits the game is not over...makes me better watchin this & reading everyones comments...thought it was just happening to me....still though you gotta think sometimes pstars n ftilt programmes are rigged...gl n gg
rovekid1 1 year ago
i have the worst bad best i have set over set queens and nines had the queens and the guy rivers a fourth 9
ScReWaTtAcKeD 1 year ago
had the worst bad beat ever today. Dealt King 9.. flop comes K 7 7.. I check.. opponent bets 150k, I call. turn comes 9, He goes all in for 870k, but I just know he is bluffing so I call. He shows pocket 3s and I know I have him beat. River 3....
dirtymike9003 1 year ago
f*ckin hilarious
snoddyjklm 1 year ago
AA vs 67 was just too unbelivable! I have a friend who plays really crazy but even he disagreed he would make that call. LOLZ!
But Boy! U're freeking agressive! All in with A-10, AJ, 3-3 were a a bit questionable! I still agree they were super duper Bad beats!
martingangte 1 year ago
Bonnie Tyler sings like she just drunk a bottle of jack daniels in one shot
julesickdrums 1 year ago
awesome video. I get that everyday :)
edxoox 1 year ago
one question, as it is called the song in the background?
locoabreu2007 1 year ago
LFMAO! RIGGEDSTARS FULL TITS POKER HAHA EPIC GUY
tomrom83 1 year ago
like not even kidding i fink fulltiltpokr is set up. like no1 speaks (very rarely) and real life i always seem to win.. on here i gt sucked out on so much, always have people drawing to 2 cards and thy hit thm. i wuld love to review all the hands ive played on ther to see how the odds compare.
grantp28 1 year ago
OMg i had like the 2 worst bad beats ever right now :) i was doing really well in a tourney cash of course i was like 15 th place with good chip count i go all in aganis a guy i had poket AA he had AK :)) and the flop comes K 4 K :D
well i said thats life 3 hands later
he raises a little i call ... and the flop comes J 8 Q i had 9 10 in hand he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he had J 8 and he rivers an 8 only on FULL TILT BOYS AND GIRLS :)))
doomisevil 1 year ago
i thought i'm unlucky.
NaiveIdealist 1 year ago
Seriously i am in the same position at Full Tilt.. Something goes wrong with the platform... FUCKING RIVERS
apoelGTR 1 year ago
u know pple can hack on this poker game i'v seen my friend hacked pple money and get a life play poker in the real world not on a fuckin god dam computer i mean serously i'll screw up this game and make sure no1 plays this game and yes i know what you might say then don't comment on this video well i can its my opinion and i want to share that opinion so badly sense i see everybody try to get on poker and stuff but for real and if your a geek don't wanna get beat up then thats its ok
uglymonk1 1 year ago
jesarsssss fuck sakes fuckin bullshit hahahahaha i cracked up i love this guy
gsp160 1 year ago 17
Your bad beat poker vids are the absolute best marty. I love them. Please make some more. And i also love the poker calculator,i use it all the time. Your a great player,but everybody runs into a bad beat every now and then.
badcatmcconell1324 1 year ago
aces craked
ronaldoheterosexual 1 year ago
every day on fulltilt
brunioworld 1 year ago
nice, i have been rivered SO many times, that i would be able to make 10 of vids like this :D
but this is sick
mikelinjo 1 year ago
when i look this, i feal better about my badbeats :D
rfedins 1 year ago
I hate guys like that, they sit and pray for the river to show up with one of there cards even if it means sticking it out to the bitter end, while players like you and me have legit cards and play it professionally, but cheer up, these s.o.b's get beat by a legit players more than they win against them, they run on chance and chances arnt infinite :)
BoroKyle 1 year ago
learn how to play
tartanarmy1989 1 year ago
dude im a semi pro online player only at pokerstars loved ur vid bro btw good to see most of those beats at tilt hence the fact i dont play there nomore nice work !!!
bobsta26280 1 year ago
What sucks is when you work your butt off to learn the game and you have suffer horrible beats from people who barely know which on screen button to push! Great video!
FLPoker111 1 year ago
1:31 is ireal.....what tournament was that freerol? How can someone....hmmm omggggggg!!!
Chitzakc 1 year ago