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  • Hi hi! Have you seen the ebook How to Shake the Online Poker Money Tree ? I got some incredible techniques from it and now can play like a pro and just won a large tournament without fear.

  • Happens to me all the time

  • Hi. Can anyone tell me what is this program, calculating the percentages and is it forbidden by the poker sites? Thanks

  • @SSc0user it's Hold'em indicator and it is legal on all pokersites

  • pokerstars is the same cocksucking piece of shit joke...

  • you seem to play under 2 different accounts on the same site, didn't think that was aloud

  • Generally there is one player on the table who is table master i think the computer decides this im not sure how. But they will have lots of decent hands and he will hit 9 times out of 10, its best to avoid him. These are bad beats though thats online poker though you play with alot of luck

  • 1:30, unexplainable...

  • 4:00 > Somebody get me a gun " to shot fuking bad beat fishing ass hole "....

  • Sry but when he called with 56 on the flop with nothing what did he put you on??

  • I heard Full Tilt is a good site.

  • Man the worst bad beats i had where playing live cash poker! Runner runner is the worst. One day i had AA preflop all in heads up 4 times and lost all of them!!! no joke. FUCK THIS GAME

  • the AA at 1:35 is the best

  • Omg you got to be fucking kidding me!!!

  • Calling an all-in with 6-5 on a 10-3-3 board is a severe case of wankism!

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  • Iv never commented on a vid before but this i just had too. I laugh my fucking ass off every single time i watch it, u funny bastard i feel your pain. Id love to play poker with u =P

  • I can't handle this garbage anymore. Being a favorite preflop, after the flop, and the turn doesn't mean jack $hit in poker. There's so many bad players out there who play poker like it's a slot machine and hitting jackpot time after time. How does anyone have the stomach to play this? How is this profitable when half of your bankroll is wasted by feeding these idiots?

  • when will people realise that poker is still gambling. You can make all the right plays and still be unlucky. Far better to make money by getting a job like normal people do.

  • @spaceboyted123 It's a video of bad beats. You think that happens more than half the time? If you play online poker and you are losing in the long run, here is a free hint for you: you can't play. It's not rigged, it's not the bad beats, it's not being unlucky. Work on your game and try again. If it was easy everyone would do it, but someone has to pay the grinders off.

    Great video though turtleknife, those tournaments are a killer. People will shove with any two cards!

  • @75samuel75 You idiot! math IS idiotic. sure if we could run the board 50'000 times I would be the world champion. have you ever played perfect all day only to lose? If you havent you're not even a player! So shut the FUCK up!

  • @2tame4fame Oh getting mad are we? Well, if you are a poker player, 90% of the time you do play well. Or you should. And yes, sometimes you gonna get beat by incredible shit, but the point is to keep playing well. If you do that and you are a losing player, guess what? You can't play .At all. So stop crying like a little girl when you get beat by inferior hands and suck it up. If you are a losing player, it's not because of that. It's because you are an idiot.

  • @75samuel75 I know what you're saying and i have overreacted! sorry. But, yep, you can only use your skill to put the chips in with the best of it, the rest is dice. Which means that people way below your intelectual level (call them what you will, but most can barely add) will beat you say, 30% of the time.If you get a bad beat from Negreanu you wouldn't be that upset because you know there is some thinking behind it. But when you lose to a possible retard, you have a right to feel upset.

  • @75samuel75 And about math, yes if i would take 6 months off just to play poker every day, have 1000 buyins ready and then see where I am, sure maybe variance would even out. That's the right way to play I guess if you want to make a living form it. Then bad beats don't matter. But most players are just 'regulars" most play after work etc, so this bad beats are kind of annoying short term. And online poker is still rigged.

  • I don't play any more, had one that finished it for me, in the big blind with K-10, I get a free look at the flop, K-5-10 rainbow, Donkey goes all in with K-3, so of course I call, turn is a 3 river is a 3, 0.30% chance.... These sites are so rigged for newbie players to get them playing it's not funny.

    These bad beats are pretty normal online.

  • The guy screaming and running around on the last one is epic!

  • I love all the clips from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest! FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE! FUCKING AWESOME POKER! HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!

  • gosh are you ever up in money?

  • Basically online poker sucks...pokerstars and fulltilt both are shameless and rigged.

  • fish.

  • 1:29 can some1 tell me how the fuck that guy called the all in? fucking crack adicts...

  • I lose all the time like that!!! It has to be rigged .....I can t win a thing ever on full tilt!!!!!!!

  • donk's have to win :D no donks no rake let them taste

  • I am so full F ing tilting right now... pmsl

    thumbs up to the editor : )

  • We all have bad beats - heard em before

    but this planned reaction was soo funny,

    gr8 advert for the poker software, That works : )

    like it ....

  • every time i take a beat i come here and feel a lot better. Was just on a final table, made two pair aces and kings on the turn, it's a completely dry board and the guy has been raising all his pockets up till this point (and limped this hand) so i almost certainly have the nuts. He bets I raise, he shoves and I call, he has two pair Aces and dueces. spikes a duece on the river, and I ended up 7th instead of having a dominating lead.

  • obvious you should never play a pocket pair for as long as you breathe!

  • I play this video everytime before I play poker now, it is a poker tradition of mine. Thank you so much turtleknife.

  • very sick knife extremely sick but entertaining as hell :)

  • That AA vs 56 was hilarious.

  • dude u make me feel sooooo much better thnx,thought this shit only happened to me with this frequency

  • Not again :/

  • I had pocket aces against a moron with pocket nine's I raise he re raises I push he calls. Flop comes up with Ace jack three, turn comes nine, river comes nine. I broke three bones in my hand from punching the wall. (The hand would have won me the tournament for $26k instead I ended up with just over 2k.) I'm still tilting after 2 months.

  • @axebodyspray71

    A reraise is not a bad move with 99, it depends on your table image of course. But you can never call a raise with 99, I don't think that's good play at all.

    Maybe he though you were bluffing?

  • @SpikeyOut It wasn't so much the call that pissed me off, it was obviously understandable in a heads up situation. It was more the fact that I flopped a set and got hit with running 9's on the turn and river. Just an awful beat that has stuck with me.

  • floped the flush with AJ diamonds,he wins with quads,turn 9 and river 9,unreal but true

  • pokerstars and fultilt poker is only a joke.badbeats all the time,wondring how wins?

  • P O K E R S T A R IS THE SAME SH II IT

  • just lost heads up, firs my nemesis hits 2 outer to stay alive (after going all in with A9 on a turn with just one pair 99 against my trip 8) . He than takes the lead by little, i hit 2 pairs (5&6) on flop, we both go all in (flop: 5 6 9, I have 56, he has J9). He hits another 9....and he wins tho i had him dominated through most of the hands...

  • 1:35 is the worst, guy has NOTHING and calls an all in, hits runner runner to win it. Thats the type of stupid shit that makes me hate online poker, it happens much more often than the odds would indicate

  • DUDE THIS IS MY FAV VID.

  • UB is worse imo soo many donks

  • Hold'em is a joke of a game, it's a make version of bingo, you spend hours playing, then some fool takes you out with crap cards.

  • Have you been making money online? This kind of shit keeps happening to me to. I am not making money !!! I only get short bursts of luck that seem like bait from full tilt. where i can do anything i want and win, then when i am losing i cant do anything to win, which happens to be 90% of the time nowdays. I still play the same poker too....

  • Have to seek a cure after all the bad beats I have suffered trough today.

    It feels bad, but after all, I find it kind of funny how these players newer understand how far behind they are in a hand.

  • these are making me feel a lot better. I was having a bad poker day, but realize it happens to us all.

  • 1:09 is such a bad beat that I can't help but burst out laughing everytime I watch this video.

  • @OfficerPiles

    Yeah, I've seen that in real world SnG... never happened against me, though :)

    I checked this donk at sharkscope and he is at  -$2400. I honeslty thought it would be more xD

  • the 65 vs aces on the 10 3 3 flop was jus so SICK

  • turtleknife where do you download the program with %???ty

  • Hey turtle, i love your video's, i think you play great overall

    can i ask what your bankroll is?

  • LOL I'm sorry for your loss my friend but this my new most favorite. I live this one more than than the guy who called you a donk. IMHO among all your great works this is a fcken classic gp

  • hey knife please tell me u dont still play on this shit site?

  • @megotmesources Yes I think they mixed some kind of addictive subliminal messages on the poker tables. I am hooked.

  • @TurtleKnife Ok...... great videos sir. I do have one question... How the hell do you get away from this crap.......... Bad beats bad beats over and over again........ had a moron push with Ac10c on my trips the other day and push all in... so with trips I had to call......... I about shit when his cards came up and REALLY shit when he hit his flush ON THE RIVER !

  • @TurtleKnife haha loved your video man! so god damn true in every sense..

  • Brilliant video! very recognizable though

  • my biggest fail was today....flop 4,2,Q....i have QQ...i raise,guy reraise,we go all in...he has 22.........and on the fucking river he gets quads.......well it was only 50 bucks but still its lame :(

  • that 56s at 1:30 was cool :D:D:D

  • This happends to me on FTP almost all the time! I am major favorite 90 prosent or more of the time, but FTP always screws me all over!

    I have quit playing at FTP. FTP is rigged and FTP software is fucked up! I really hope somebody will investigate FTP and also Pokerstars!

  • ~100 ppl signed the tournament...after 2 hours i was 6th of 19

    poketcards: AT - call

    FLOP: T 7 T

    opponent: raise, everybody folds, i go all in, he calls

    TURN: Q

    RIVER: 6

    Three of a kind T vs Fullhouse

    MOTHERFUCK3R

  • i was playing poker online too, on fulltilt but im 100% sure that those hands are total random. so i stoped playing cuz i have too many bad beats

  • somebody get me a gun !!!!

  • on bad bad baaaaaaad beat since december (now its february), and I dont wanna cry here, but the same is happening to me, I mean the same....

    and I broke 4 mouses in the last two month...

  • you want help stop spending that much money on online poker

  • улет

  • 1:30 holy shit :D

  • worst i had was jj v ak flop j33 he raised i reraise he reraised i push and he calls(with nothing) turn was 3 river was 3

  • this video is painful

  • lol every guy that you call is a pinhead or aggressive or failure lol but they all suck out...

    i feel for ya

  • LOL yeah I have felt like poor little Chaswick in that scene myself.

  • what is that software at the bottom of the screen?

  • guys i know the best way to win, just push all in with 72o and fold AA. u will ALWAYS win!

  • its not bad beats its fucking rigged poker sites its not made by a computer there made by people your telling me they dont go on knowing everything about the site they were involved in making wake up peops

  • SMMFH @ 1:30 the idiot who calls with 56 off with nearly 3k behind him ALL IN, then turns a 4 and rivers a 7 --- LMMFAO, BS!

  • Poker online = RIGGED

    we need to play more live...

  • 1:29 how the hell can he call the all in raise??? Thats fake, no one would do that, if its true (the all in on the flop and not later) then its the worst bad beat ive seen

  • I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what happened @1:11. "Oh my gawd...are you FUCKING kidding me" ..lmao. The worst play in the history of life.

  • 3:49- wow... I would want a gun too if I flopped a set and someone runner runner'd a full boat.. fucking bullshit!

  • Lots of standard calls

  • YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

  • lmao i feel the pain my whole bankrolls crumbled the past 2 days bc of bad beats/river magic watch my vids man

  • the straights come in easier when there is a set getting ready to be rivered into a full house. noticed this shit big time at full tilt. Its like, should i gamble. YES...hmm that was too easy...

  • I don't call that A6 A10 hand bad beat poker, you're going to loose to those hands eventually if you're up against big stacks nomatter what.

  • why, u bet too much before seein the flop?

  • Tx for that video and for the song you give me what i need in the bad moments like yours

  • I feel your pain, I hate that amaturistic poker players don’t know what the fuck they do and call with crap hands and win with luck. Blood from my nails I can tell you that.

  • hahahahhahahahaha !!! Naked truth about FTP.

  • that 65 hand. . . its just like jack nicholson said:doesn't make a bit of sense

  • my friend that made my fucking day. sometimes when u have a shitty day at work all you need to do is go on youtube and watch some bad beats in poker. although those are fucking ridiculous bad beats. thanks marty.

  • WANKER

  • LOVED your vid man, you and I should stop playing good hands ;)

  • This video is funny as fuck. Imagine what Phil Hellmuth would have done in those circumstances.

  • i get this nearly every fucking heads up game on full tilt its retarded.

  • Best bad beat ever seen on Fulltilt: (Had poket Jacks) -Raise, he reraise, i call ;

    On the flop: J,J,6 - I chek ,he raise, i reraise, he is all-in. (he have poket kings)

    On the turn: a king

    On the river: a king

    I LOST 750 REAL MONEY... THIS IS CRAP! please help me

  • @JLoup555 BEST bad beat?

  • @JLoup555

    Ha! that been 2 years ago i lost a pot of 850$ on poker stars.

    Me aces

    My opponent TEN 6 OFF SUIT

    stakes 2/4$ one guys raise to 12$, i reraise to 41$ the donk reraise me to 112$, my stack 340$ so i raise all in ... so think about like one minute and he call so when he turn over im like WTF?

    flop ten jack 2 turn king river 5

    this is the truth, Im not kidding just to prove another worst bad beat

    the donk qui very fast

    well thank you guy for giving me some money that respect thanks!

  • @JLoup555 too bad you didn`t play on a bad beat jackpot table, or else you would have won several 10s(if not 100s) of thousands of dollars. 

  • @JLoup555 UL :D you winning change was 99.90% and you still loose hahahah

  • @JLoup555 just wow ive pitty for bcuz you must have feel so damn mad after :/

  • @JLoup555 did you win like 1 million dollars though in bad beat?

  • @JLoup555 On other site u would get bad beat jackpot of like 300K $ man :/

  • VERY GOOD VIDEO

    NOT ONLY happens to me LOL !!!!!!!!

  • Those are some BADDDD BEATTTSSS I feel you man.

  • Just had 5 bad beats on fulltilt tonight...all pots lost on the river...but the most stupid hand was something like this he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he has JJ i have KK and HE HITS A JACK ON THE DAMN RIVER.

    SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH FULLTILT!

  • @mohoneaandrei fulltilt is rigged.. anyone who denies it either is dumb or works for fulltilt.

  • Your my new hero, when those spades hit i chocked on my snack!! Do you think its rigged mate?!

    Legendary vid

  • Poker is no game of skill. It's a game of luck and sucking out. We play.. at fulltiltpoker. com

  • @ffrostell you are an idiot... (feel offended just a little bit...)

  • @ffrostell lol that should have been his last saying

  • I hate it when i lose with pair of Aces.... its weird when it happens tho

  • today....I was playing cash and I did a freaky call with 2 3 suited, the flop was excelent for me: 5 A 4

    I raised, the opponent re-raised me, well, we finished all-in and he shows A K, turns appears an A, river a 5. Then I find this video, and it helps me for don't become into a tilt. (FULL TILT, JUST_SKlLL)

  • i love your comments :D

    are they recorded "live" or post?

    thats the hilarious thing on your vids congracts ;)

  • Great vid, dude

  • this video makes me feel better about myself, i just lost with AA vs. 58 offsuit for a place in the money, ended up one place outside the money and the guy coming on the big blind didn't have enough to even call... fools game is right.

  • proof that poker is gambling.

  • @mywhaleisfat obviously....but gamblers are not winners in the long run.

  • thanks turtleknight for this video. I was so fuckin mad when I got two bad beats on a row and out of tournament. But now I feel much better. thanks

  • LMAO the 65 CALLING your allin and hitting running straight cards

    WHAT KIND OF LOGIC DO THESE PEOPLE FOLLOW?

  • you need to look into a song by "Hot Chocolate" called so you win again, perfect for bad beats

  • i would have broke my pc if that with QQs would happen to me LOL

  • LOL all spades. 

  • Most of the bad beat are by Russian...

  • @jiannj LOLZ

  • @jiannj

  • That hand at 3:55 is fkin amazin lol!! how unlucky u have to be for that to happen!??

  • The 56 and J9 hands had me rolling. I have the worst luck in the world on this site, idiots hit 3 and 5 outers 95% of the time against me. I've really wanted to kill someone

  • artistique pour deug, imollllliii.....

  • DEDICACE A DJE IVEY ET GAGNEMAN

  • DEUGEURCE TAPINNEUSE DU MOIS DAOUT 2010

  • WHAT A &^SSY

    YOU NEED SOFTWARE TO TELL U THE ODDS AND WHOS PLAYING LOOSE OR TIGHT. IF U LIKE I CAN HELP U TELL U WHEN UR CHICK IS HOT N READY.TELL HER TO CALL ME. WHIMP

  • I'm the guy with 7,8 off. Suck it AA QQ KK!

  • try losing $800,000 in one night

  • this is real money this guy have 5K profit playing $5 $10 SNG 20% ROI

    on fulltilt

  • i've had the baddest run for the last 5 days online...no matter how i play my hands its always the same result...you want a caller cause youve got them but until the river hits the game is not over...makes me better watchin this & reading everyones comments...thought it was just happening to me....still though you gotta think sometimes pstars n ftilt programmes are rigged...gl n gg

  • i have the worst bad best i have set over set queens and nines had the queens and the guy rivers a fourth 9

  • had the worst bad beat ever today. Dealt King 9.. flop comes K 7 7.. I check.. opponent bets 150k, I call. turn comes 9, He goes all in for 870k, but I just know he is bluffing so I call. He shows pocket 3s and I know I have him beat. River 3....

  • f*ckin hilarious

  • AA vs 67 was just too unbelivable! I have a friend who plays really crazy but even he disagreed he would make that call. LOLZ!

    But Boy! U're freeking agressive! All in with A-10, AJ, 3-3 were a a bit questionable! I still agree they were super duper Bad beats!

  • Bonnie Tyler sings like she just drunk a bottle of jack daniels in one shot

  • awesome video. I get that everyday :)

  • one question, as it is called the song in the background?

  • LFMAO! RIGGEDSTARS FULL TITS POKER HAHA EPIC GUY

  • like not even kidding i fink fulltiltpokr is set up. like no1 speaks (very rarely) and real life i always seem to win.. on here i gt sucked out on so much, always have people drawing to 2 cards and thy hit thm. i wuld love to review all the hands ive played on ther to see how the odds compare.

  • OMg i had like the 2 worst bad beats ever right now :) i was doing really well in a tourney cash of course i was like 15 th place with good chip count i go all in aganis a guy i had poket AA he had AK :)) and the flop comes K 4 K :D

    well i said thats life 3 hands later

    he raises a little i call ... and the flop comes J 8 Q i had 9 10 in hand he raises i reraise he goes all in i call he had J 8 and he rivers an 8 only on FULL TILT BOYS AND GIRLS :)))

  • i thought i'm unlucky.

  • Seriously i am in the same position at Full Tilt.. Something goes wrong with the platform... FUCKING RIVERS

  • u know pple can hack on this poker game i'v seen my friend hacked pple money and get a life play poker in the real world not on a fuckin god dam computer i mean serously i'll screw up this game and make sure no1 plays this game and yes i know what you might say then don't comment on this video well i can its my opinion and i want to share that opinion so badly sense i see everybody try to get on poker and stuff but for real and if your a geek don't wanna get beat up then thats its ok

  • jesarsssss fuck sakes fuckin bullshit hahahahaha i cracked up i love this guy

  • Your bad beat poker vids are the absolute best marty. I love them. Please make some more. And i also love the poker calculator,i use it all the time. Your a great player,but everybody runs into a bad beat every now and then.

  • aces craked

  • every day on fulltilt

  • nice, i have been rivered SO many times, that i would be able to make 10 of vids like this :D

    but this is sick

  • when i look this, i feal better about my badbeats :D

  • I hate guys like that, they sit and pray for the river to show up with one of there cards even if it means sticking it out to the bitter end, while players like you and me have legit cards and play it professionally, but cheer up, these s.o.b's get beat by a legit players more than they win against them, they run on chance and chances arnt infinite :)

  • learn how to play

  • dude im a semi pro online player only at pokerstars loved ur vid bro btw good to see most of those beats at tilt hence the fact i dont play there nomore nice work !!!

  • What sucks is when you work your butt off to learn the game and you have suffer horrible beats from people who barely know which on screen button to push! Great video!

  • 1:31 is ireal.....what tournament was that freerol? How can someone....hmmm omggggggg!!!