MAN EATS POO

[WVdevil304]

what a stupid video just get to the point dude.

[montagueslob]

what a shit accent

[rebeccalouise0]

Hahaha, you're so cute! ^_^

[BrissIes]

You're just talking poo...

[al1ceal1ce]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

you're actually hilairous!!

and sooo agree with that comment about the 8 yr old!

girl on my bus once : (on the phone) 'mum, what are we having for tea?......... urgh, i hate you mum! by the way, i need a ...(can't remember waht it was) '

i was like how do you get away with speaking to your mum like that?!

[zndukltd]

this is the best video on youtube i have ever seen thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12Medbe]

I think we all know 2 people who ate poop. 2 Girls 1 Cup ring a bell? lol.

[bonezillion]

<.< wow thats disgusting. but funny :D when i was little i took crap out of my diaper and gave it to my mom : / :O she didn't touch it lol.

[laurawattam]

down his.......bum

[Neotails8762]

So last month I was at the cinema and I remembered that I had a bag of sherbert in my back pocket. Not wanting to accidentally spill sherbert all over the floor, I reached into my back pocket, pulled out a wad of sherbert from my finger and enjoyed the sweetness of the sherbert.

Needless to say, I got some funny looks. :P

...Nah, I kid. That's kinda gross what that guy did.

[Beanziebopper]

I'm crying.. ;=; Holy shit..

That's just terrible.. yet somehow, extremely entertaining. xD

[squirrel00face]

I really hope this wasn't at showcase, if it was, standards have dropped since I worked there.

[elliejanexo]

your voice went really high was really funny ^__^

[xBee483]

I use to know a girl who ate poo!!

She use to go into the loo's at school and then come out covered in shit!!

IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

[rhstnrraa]

i can watch this over and over and i laugh my ass off every single time

[mallymoo738]

LMAO! this actually made me laugh OUT LOUD! most videos dont do that, you should be proud!

LMAO! IM STILL LAUGHING! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! XDDDDD

[MapleChickenWafflex]

i decided with a stupid title like this i wasn't going to watch this video so i put it off a few days. And today i look at it.....and go why not. It made me laugh SOOO hard ... sorry i doubted you. i havent laughed so hard in a while =D thanks.

[hugsforhollyy]

agreed with the glasses

[katyscribbles]

yep sorry, that was me. :] LOL! joking. thats discusting. LOLLLL! when youre talking about the glasses, "YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT" i ALWAYS say that :L but i love glasses like that :] so suck bums :D in the nicest way possible :] youre hilariousss & i love your accent :)

byebye<3x

[falloutxgirl23]

long story short, it wasn't intentional.

[ammaco]

lol he goes to my skool i think.the ridings federation national academy.

[emilihone]

i just watched that whilst wearing my nerd glasses. fail

[dragongirl0713]

ew thats sick! hes going to get e coli. i have never eaten poo. but i bet a lot of gay guys have.

[beccalawsome]

I've never eaten poop

OMG that's so gross, seriously how could you do that?!

Eww

[itselisse]

thats fucked up

[choro1981]

Sorry to hear that your sick,I hope your feeling better Jacob. Peace

[Babygurl4tony20]

life would not be complete without a little bit of Jacob Dyer

[rhstnrraa]

omg i love your videos hahahhahaha

[33Chimel33]

What's a man to do when you're out of boogers?

But I agree, eating poo WITH YOUR FINGERS is sick, it's not the Middle Ages anymore, we have spoons now.

[missbrightsidex7]

hahahh ew! i've never eaten poo.. never thought about doing it either. that would just be disgusting

[cheerfulpessimist1]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[paulypalmer]

Ha Ha Your so funny dude !! You on Facebook ??? I want you as a friend Ha Ha Wicked !!

[alice2k67]

This made me laugh so much!

It's just sick to do that i mean honestly c'mon in a public place aswell...

[NZartfuldando]

This is hilarious. Can't remember when/why I subscribed but I'm bloody glad I did.

[OinkImAMoo]

Lmao!! :)

[youwhatnicola]

I laughed so hard throughout this that i actually had tears in my eyes.

[locologan187]

lol hemijeep wears the 3d glasses all the time.

[BrianLeeUSA]

that is a sick bastard

[310BPM]

i don't eat poo.

:3

[hunnj]

HAHAHAHA

sounds like a reeedikulous moment!!!!!!

[HiaPirate]

I laughed so hard I cried while watching this..

then I ate some shit.

..

jokeeeees. ^____^

that's just sick.

p.s the part about treating mums was really cute.

[banishedfay]

oh my god....its Phil! A guy who used to be on my course in my first year at college used to do that....in class!!!!!!!!!

[Emilyyy76]

I would have been laughing up until he ate it o_o

I do not recall ever eating poo, thank goodness.

[hannah12290]

haha i've never eaten poo but my brother ate cat poo once when he was a child

[hannahbanana157]

haha, I was laughing the whole way through.

So funny, but sorry I don't eat poo. I'm still commenting.

[xcymraesx101]

i've never eaten poo! and my mum never goes to the cinema and im not 8 yrs old so ur pretty safe froom me! :L x

[xcymraesx101]

Hahahaha!(: did he have an ilness or something! x

[xKayKx]

its like the other day we were watching x files and my mum goes... ohhhh look theres a spaceship with a really surprised expression on her face. Thats surely one thing in x files that you would expect :)

[reniergizer]

3:02

u luk as if ur suckin a dick..

and yah u comment like gay.

bwahah

[Jodeenah]

i can't say i have o.o

[MidgetJack]

I would've been gagging...

Funny video though man :D 5 stars

[kasetheguru]

I eat poo all the time, It's amazing( I typed this with my penis)

[Veganluke]

Sorry I have not eaten poo.

I wonder if anyone will actually comment this saying they have.

[SpoonFullOfEmily]

LOL..

'Mum, not now.'

[jigitz]

Was it orange wednesday? :D

[RyderRooRoo]

:O your text ring tone is The Superintendent from ODST! I must have int

[XxAZZ4xX]

hahahaha LOL

[richard5jones]

I have never eaten poo. But I have licked both immaculate male & female assholes. OMG, I have done every possible sexual act with both sexes.

Jacob, these things are done in private, not in a public arena !!!

[scottklaw]

Not me.

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

nope. i dont eat poo...

i feel awkward

[itsxnatashaxbitch]

Can't say that I have. Or that I'd ever want to. Hello, diseases. :p

People at my school sometimes do that ridiculous 3D glasses thing. I cannot stand it. It's simply dreadful to try and have a conversation when they look like that.

[loki4469]

"licking pieces of sweet corn off your finger" I just spit my drink all over my computer, Jacob you are one of a kind.

[skunky1112]

my dog ate poo b4

[playkillermuseplay]

manners. yes.

[HellYeahNessa]

Yum shit covered popcorn... Doesn't get better than that.

[EvatheDiva00]

I agree.

[Tiednbound]

Maybe that guy was just performing street theater and got the lobby confused with the curb. It would have been a hoot if he'd pulled out a handfull of that plastic fake dog poop, instead :-)

He did get your reaction, at least LOL

[paulytheaussie]

lmao ....... 'eat shit and die" .......hes prob dead now lmaoooooooooooo

[xxxPrayxForxPlaguesx]

WAT THE FLIP!

man! unbelievable!

WOAH NELLY!

dude!

[xxxPrayxForxPlaguesx]

haha some1 else talked about how lame it was to poke the lenses out of 3d glasses!

XD ive cant say ive ever seen that!

[miguel8351]

thats pretty disgusting hahahaha

[codizzzle101]

hahahhahahaha

[mbHotdog]

What is it with indigestible sweetcorn ?

[VacantCar]

sorry..it looked like hot fudge.

[ClaudJuMar123]

Oh my God that is SOOO nasttyyyy!!

I'm sorry you were sick and I hope you feel better

I hope you never have to see that man again, but if you do ask him WTF WAS HE THINKING!??!?

xoxo

[Nealath43]

I puked.

[jamesheart24]

haha i lol'd so much at this

[shouldveleftalready]

See his ass.. or half an ass.

How did you ever manage to come across this man, and why didn't you tell me about him before xD

<3

[alicyigloo]

Ahahaa you are hilarious xD

But I am now deeply disturbed.

[daffyjay]

haha

[joshacer]

at 0:46 was that the Superintendent ring tone.

[JacobDyerMedia]

Yep, I have Virgil on my phone! How sweet is that?!

[hah13]

must have been a shitty movie

[iHarrySmallwood]

It is a story which you'd have to have been there to beleive it, but if I was, I'd have probably made a few jokes.

[andrsdtz]

this was hilarious Jacob and I am not sure what I have done if i had seen that live and nope never tried it, lol

[ZOMGitzzKATIE]

LMAO

[Ohmygarters]

No, I hate never eaten my own shit.

I still don't want to believe this gruesome tale :'(

[UTubeIsForGeeks]

HAHAHAAA

+ nice specs bro :)

[randomvidsbymee]

Id rather you didnt talk about my dad in that way

[Dan2Shambles]

mmmm

[Agriking]

Now this is just what I wanted to watch right before dinner. Well done, Mr. Dyer, well done.

[ChucklesMginty]

I'm getting an error message and am not sure why I'm so disappointed about it.

[pixonu]

noooooooo way siiiiiiiick

[Scotty993]

That's disgusting lol

[AmazingKH1]

btw no i have not

[AmazingKH1]

my god dude i understand but calm down

[ItsMrKillah]

and i've never eaten poo, and guy below me you fail also

[ItsMrKillah]

people who were 3d glasses without lenses = fail.

[joeyXmcc]

first