Man vs. Wild- Smells like $%@$# [featuring Jake Gyllenhaal]

[2Findus]

to all bear grylls haters! the real survivor tip is to stay at same location until u are found that would be freakin boring show. it is not an life death experience show he is more like an guide who teaches what to do if u are in the same sitaution

[dismas28]

this is not even a common thing in Iceland

[klar778]

they bleeped out him saying "crap" to make him more tough

[ChildOfDurza]

Bear: "We could get it, pull its head off..."

Jake: *holyshitwtfishetalkingaboutth­isisnutswhythehellamIhere* "Okay..."

[MikeKay1978]

I like the part that you should have the most experienced guy on top, So jake had to do the shitty work :-)

[Left2KiII]

Bear only has actors on his show so they can act along with him.

[TheMEX49]

@Left2KiII and you only hate because you cant do what he does which is actually survive in the wild and make your self feel better by saying its fake

[Left2KiII]

@TheMEX49 However, you do not protest my opinion that it is mostly an act, it even says so at the beginning of every show that Bear receives help from outside sources but off camera.

[TheMEX49]

@Left2KiII if you reed it says he gets help only at "life threatening situations" not after the camera is off, so its not fake and i dont know why people dont believe he can actually survive, does it make you angry? if you dont like just dont watch just like i dont watch wrestleling.

[trentinium]

@Left2KiII it doesnt matter, you cant do half the shit he does

[TheRoroki]

he's really reaaly cool

[sonicfan1996]

smells like piss?

[S1W2E3D]

oh hes dead dude

[LordMarkan]

Nietche H Christ, that toilet paper commercial is annoying D=<

[shadowblade145]

Hahahaha I had the "Hey honey, we're all out of toilet paper can you toss me a roll?" commercial!!

[kitouxxx]

"You just have to remember, that's everything's gonne be ok..."

Euuumhhh... :p

[zx1986]

what did the actor do there ?

[timmyin3d]

RIP Bear Grylls you will be missed

[hawker445]

@timmyin3d hes not dead you idiots

[Bluedrake42]

RIP bear grylls

[hawker445]

@Bluedrake42 hes not dead you idiots

[clevrsnowmen]

Almost everyone who dislikes videos just does it to be funny

[MrTheleoorso]

watch?v=FOZq1zyOFBQ

[harlotstarlet]

i hope they film the part of the program where Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal have unbridled, passionate sex together.

[themix122]

is 9PM in central european time?

[ElCrazyNacho]

Broke carcass sheep....

[thecitizenme]

after jake got in, the camera man just teleports there lol...O_O

[revolution322]

Brokeback...volcanic spot? xD

[UrbanSurvivalTactics]

cool show. survivorman is my fav

[gallardo228]

ITS MEN VS WILD

[Osuitea]

i wonder if he really wanted to do that.

[petefentonp]

Imagine if he died . That would be funny.

[locosychocrazy1]

Why isnt the fucking player working!!!??? WHAT THE FUCK YOUTUBE! If it maintenance then at least give a fucking warning! This is bullshit!

[Blueknightex]

Why do they have to sensor it when Jake says "crap"? Just to add humor? very funny... -_-

[lntel]

hmm so was jake paid to do this? or he was willing to do this?

he looks like he's not enjoying this

[philly424]

@lntel I forgot people enjoy being lowered into a hole in the arctic to go gut and shed a dead sheep....

[hadaskate]

AHHHHHHH they are awsome!

[LiveMental]

I smell a Brokeback Mountain sequel... 

[AboDi22lalala]

@LiveMental what ? Heath is dead

[Chan3lprincess16]

@AboDi22lalala fck u

[iBeChamp]

@LiveMental Why would you smell that?

[LiveMental]

@iBeChamp I'm saying that Bear and Jake will both go gay with each other in tents. They'll sodomize and what not.

[iBeChamp]

@LiveMental I know. I just thought it was funny that you said that lol.

[JermzzzyFTW]

@LiveMental Oh please let that happen. On camera.

[egyptianlily]

awww ya... Jake Gyllenhaal ;)

[dgdwazzaaa]

he says "crap" not "shit"

[GooGobbler113]

@dgdwazzaaa Yeah but they also beep out "hell" on here for whatever fucking reason.

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I find it SERIOUSLY hilarious that on TV my discovery shows say Ass, Piss, Damn, Bitch, Bastard, and even the odd Shit, yet on INTERNET DISCOVERY they can't even say Hell or Crap. I sincerely find that hilarious.

[aznbaconftf8]

@GooGobbler113 in some occasions it actually sounds funnier if they bleep it rather than say the actual word

[GooGobbler113]

@aznbaconftf8 no, it ALWAYS sounds funnier when, instead of hearing "its hot as hell" you hear "its hot as bleep"

[miashalala]

@dgdwazzaaa UR SO RIGHT!!! lol.

[AlexLococo]

@dgdwazzaaa yes, but technically they don't say he says shit.

[person107]

@dgdwazzaaa how do u know?

[teodormafia]

@person107 lips reading. say crap and shit, you will see difference in lips moving to say it. that is how you can say the difference.

[MyPyromaniac123]

@dgdwazzaaa they still arent aloud to say it on televeison. watch mythbusters shiny poop ball thing and they explain

[leslyn4321]

bear grylls shuold do a show with les stroud

[GooGobbler113]

@leslyn4321 I used to agree with that idea but since watching "Survive This!" its become pretty apparent that Les is quite the douche, whereas Bear is happy-go-lucky even when his face is swollen up like a watermelon from being stung by a swarm of bees.

[Kalimahala]

@GooGobbler113 Actually by one bee. :)

[GooGobbler113]

@Kalimahala In the episode he just mentioned going near a nest and getting swarmed---didn't show him getting stung as I recall, just him explaining what happened as he swelled up like a boner.

[Kalimahala]

@GooGobbler113 Maybe its different episodes, but Bear Grylls is the present Chuck Norris

[RL968]

this smells like shit, better drink my own piss

[eLLriDe420]

@RL968 hahahahhah

[iLuvBaNkAi]

@RL968 thats just outdated.

[RL968]

@iLuvBaNkAi really? i looks funny, orelse i wouldnt have those thumbs up

[HesDaryl]

@RL968 Be original thats been used hundreds of times with every fucking vid of man vs wild

[RL968]

@HesDaryl well obvioulsy its funny now fuck off

[cobolt13]

@RL968 My piss smells like piss. Better drink my pisses piss.

[tubemankiwi]

@RL968 hahaha xD

[pinoyboy459]

first

[RL968]

@pinoyboy459 nope

[RICHANDROS]

@RL968 LOL

[pinoyboy459]

@RL968 kk

[RICHANDROS]

lol