Mass Effect 2 - "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel"

[IEXxILEDI]

@SparsePrism6 Reason because no calls shepard male shepard and everyone calls femshep femshep

[SR2N7]

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite porn store on the Citadel!

Turian: No other store on the citadel has that kind of advertisement!

Turian Thinking to himself: "Whats a Porn"

[nuttex]

@SR2N7 It's highly doubtful that turians don't have porn and/or translator wouldn't be able to translate (apology for tautology) a term "porn".

[NoellVague]

@SparsePrism6 dude, the purpose of using statistics is to be factual and back up your argument. you lose the credibility when you pull that stat out of your ass based on your own opinion.

[nuttex]

@SparsePrism6 Someone's running short on humour and oblivious to sarcasm, eh? Personally, Hale sounds awesome in real life, but the voice acting sounded way manlier than Male Shepard's. Besides, why would BioWare have male Shepard in every single trailer?

Also, nice usage of same double comments.

[jjzgamer]

@nuttex Yeah I am with you on this one. Jennifer Hale as FemShep sounded really manly in this game and while she did do a better job than the first game, I still do not find her voice as iconic to the role as Mark Meer's voice for MaleShep. Perhaps Mark Meer has some flat delivery here and there (I will not deny it can improve), but his overall tone suits the role more naturally. That is why I enjoy playing with MaleShep more. Plus, I like his romance options better.

[nuttex]

@SparsePrism6 Why is everybody asking why everyone is playing male Shepard? Male Shepard is so much better. Your arguments are pointless.

In all seriousness, I'd play as female Shepard only because that'd allow me to hear some additional dialogue with Garrus.

[GreatestMKfighter]

0:18 I MUST GO. THERE ARE STORES LEFT UNENDORSED! HYPERSPEED! GO!

[HellTr00per]

Im commander shepard and Ah yes, "Reapers"

[jerseykid78]

im commander shepard and i command all of you to shut the fuck up cause im a commander.

[Kz3andMore]

good thing the guys which own the shops never walk outside of them, if they did they would get pissed..

[nuttex]

@Kz3andMore Yeah, that's good they spend their entire lives from birth to death inside of those shops, I guess...

[Kz3andMore]

@nuttex yeah, well at least they have space hamsters for when they are hungry

[xboxman333]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite ad on the Citadel.

[Android2137]

Man after a few of those, I got soooo sick of hearing about her favorite stores on the Citadel... I bet in ME3, if you do this, everyone on the Citadel will be even more sick of hearing Shepard's voice.

[23rdpsalm]

This better have a consequence in ME3.

[Alieneater1239]

I'm Commander Shepard and Windows 7 was my idea

[matejdurosi123]

Im Commander Shepard , and - ASUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[greanami]

I'm Commander Citadel, and this is my favorite store on the Shepard.

[tokage15]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on Youtube

[xbolt90]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on YouTube.

[SmokinIgor]

> enter the shop > realize this is your favorite shop on the citadel > realize you're commander Shepard > realize you're Shepard >leave the shop > realize you're still there > realize it's still your favorite shop on the citadel > realize the shop is a shepard > realize you're a sheep > realize the citadel is a sheep > leave the sheep > realize this was your favorite shepard on the sheep

[nuttex]

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[Thrall320]

Whatever you just said... was the best comment on Youtube. Ever.

[Eranmane]

@SmokinIgor

>implying that you're a sheep shepard

[CNUanMan]

@SmokinIgor Youtube would not stop recommending this video for me. I'm so glad that I decided to watch it now, because this is the best comment in the history of forever.

[oyeboy94]

@SmokinIgor

That is simply the most interesting comment I have ever read...ever, of all time.

[xL1PEx]

@SmokinIgor Why did I laugh so hard at this comment?