American Psycho - Intro Scene

[gravyhouse]

Nice ass, Mr. Bateman

[baroh2413]

I didn't notice the brain in the refridgerator before now

[3rkid2]

Fucking Adonis.

[thefreeflowification]

His life is perfect emptiness.

[chachachic14]

Hands down, best beauty guru ever.

[GrizbyK72]

Christian Bale= Bat(e)man

[Scream357]

This guy does all of this every morning? He has too much free time, i have to wake up at 6 am to be work at 7am... 10 push ups, washing face and brushing teeth! That's my routine.

[bawoman]

What a fucking perfect body.

[lilpinky1123]

dat ass

[th3kingharkinian]

.. while doin my stomac-crunches. I can do over 9 thousand now xD

Paul allen: no way that could be right!

[82drejson]

he is not a man he beaceme a woman...

[MadHatter34784]

So which brand of shaving cream does he use?

Did he brush his teeth?

[Misspretty75]

In the book, it's even worse ! Gosh, just love it.

[TheDreamchest]

Does anyone know the tune in the background? It's sooo good!

[toni799]

i think Cristiano Ronaldo learned from Patrick Bateman ..

[noodlescratcher]

@toni799 except an executive director of investment banking is impressive, whereas being a football player only impresses the lowest common denominators in society.

[garmiesterpoo]

@noodlescratcher you say that, even though Stephen Fry is a big fan of Norwich Football Club.

[VirDiligo]

Is that what Hollywood is teaching their male audiences now? How to become a woman?

[pocenha]

@VirDiligo Patrick needs to watch Fightclub

[sparkarna]

@VirDiligo Hardly. I take care of myself to attract women, not to become one. Even though I'm not as pedantic as Bateman. Yet.

[VirDiligo]

@sparkarna So you turn yourself into a woman to attract other women? Are you into lesbians?

[dujl]

@VirDiligo This is the most retarded thing I have seen in years.

[3rkid2]

@VirDiligo

Oh yeah, big bad evil Hollywood is "teaching" men to have some personal hygiene and pride in their appearance.

They're also telling their male audience to brutally murder prostitutes, homeless, and co-workers.

[VirDiligo]

@3rkid2 Holy shit, a talking cunt!

[3rkid2]

@VirDiligo

Yeah, resort to simple insults.

[VirDiligo]

@3rkid2 Holy shit, a talking cum dumpster!

[3rkid2]

@VirDiligo

God, you're such a fucking e-thug, it's making me hot.

[VirDiligo]

@3rkid2 Holy shit, a talking dick vessel!

[bluereaper75]

This makes me want to take a shower

[MissMarrocks]

i fucking love him

[Gibsonsoup]

Has anyone noticed that if you take out the letter 'e' from Bateman, you get BATMAN?? this is insane. and at the time of this movie he hadn't even acted as batman yet.

my mind is full of fuck.

[Skullkilling]

@Gibsonsoup that's why they hired him for the role!!!!!

[thebingaman]

I wake up listening to this music every day.

[TheLaughingMan0603]

when i get to 27 years old, i wanna get a job that sustains all of that comodities and give me time to do all that shit before going and not being late.

[DreamerforeverMetal]

best fucked up mind in movie history :p

[TheRalphus666]

Wanna see detailed.... read the American Psycho book there is 3 pages about Genesis.

[prsfloods]

@TheRalphus666 A whole chapter dedicated to Whitney Houston and Huey Lewis and the News also

[NarutoFan9527]

It's not good enough before you do MORE THAN NINE THOUSAND!!!

[TukBeHuk]

If my face is a little puffy in the morning , I wear an ice pack. I can wear a thousand now.

[joel06]

@TukBeHuk haha

[lostenmusic]

Patrick Bateman taught me hygiene. 

[VRgrappz]

@lostenmusic sweet, he taught me love and sanity

[7jhammond]

Could the ones who are not intelligent please refrain from comment on this wonderful film?

[yourgameoverlord]

the part that should logically follow this scene is then i wax my balls and bleach my anus hair and then tape my dick and balls before applying my panties

[annabellerosie123]

wow, the director really wanted to show Christian's body off to the audience...

[Forfunaccount]

@annabellerosie123

I'm pretty dang sure this scene was part of the book.

[wakmikmakh]

When I wake up, I drink some water, then undress, and find my bed wondering where the hell was I yesterday...

[latinapeacechick]

I can do a thousand now.

[weebeezee]

lol at :32, in the painting he looks like Jin from Tekken!

[TheVolkswagenfahrer]

Soap and Old Spice aftershave and I can go to the work :) He's .... different :D Good movie.

[FerusHimself]

@JReed aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you missed the point.

[MrStigster]

John Cale - it took me (and thanks to the internet) sooo long to find your track. It makes me happy and sick to the core at the same time. I daren't even try to find out why you wrote it lest it damages me in the way that it inspires me.

[ImReaching]

DAT ASS...

[HotKevin4]

haha Bateman=Batman XD

[TheRoyalcrime]

Great ass man!! no homo

[theheartshoes]

He's so metro.

[jon21101992]

HEHEHE!! HE SAID PUFFY

[arminghomi]

whats the name of the soundtrack ?

[millario1]

OOHHHH GOOOD FOR YOUU!!!

[baldenscare]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes to this extent

[yournathan]

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the  hose again.

[aeiownu95]

3 people need to stop staring at it and eat it out

[hailtotheking324]

just me or is this movie like wayyyy underrated

[DeeGirl1212]

Oh, Mr. Bateman, your skin is so soft, so clear.

[M1995C]

ARGH i have to read the book before i watch the whole thing

!

[RLviddy]

Water activated soap, go figure.

[316greg]

I now use a Honey Almond Body Scrub because of Bateman!!!

[nhikz19]

well, watta good scene introduction :D

[SethHesio]

The clever thing about this is that all of what he does, even the dialogue narrating it, is completeley normal. It's only very slight lilts and the fact that you know you're watching a film that has the word Psycho in it that you interpret it it that way. Think about it, we've all looked in the mirror that way.

[LOOP2012]

yes, simply an incredibly brilliant scene. very deep at the end as well.

[IcyHot311]

Great film(:

[StrangerQuark]

Who would want to do 1000 stomach crunches? I'm bored to tears by 80!

[G0dsg1antpenc1l]

@StrangerQuark

emm...a psychopath :P

[workatthefarm]

@G0dsg1antpenc1l Nah. Pretty sure real ones don't.

[helenase]

i love Bale's perfomance in this movie!

[cajjer]

Bin the fucking ad at the start, for fuck's sake

[DimWitCollie]

As psycho as he is.... Id hit that.

[XTFparrot]

@MAYHEM1133live Because it's in English and you understand English?

[knmlover]

My name is Patrick Bateman, and I live in a squalid tenemant. When I get up in the morning, I shit, brush my teeth with Pepsodent, take a low-pressure shower using Irish Spring, shave using a Bic and shaving cream, and splash my face with warm water.

[superrugby2]

@knmlover hahahahaha thats the best

[knmlover]

@superrugby2 Lol thanx

[elhombre698]

@knmlover

damn.. so true .. :>

[knmlover]

He'd be perfect if he wasn't a psycho.

[2007db2007]

Just dont touch his watch

[totopatter]

Incredible scene.

[ixamxawesomex1]

I'D HIT IT LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[ixamxawesomex1]

I'D HIT IT LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[leeleeturn]

"drools" gorgeous bod

[Quidiffer]

2 people must have meant dis-i-like :)

[TTDMFfreaknew]

Probably the best morning routine ever. I might do this, but it's kind of psychotic, many will think.

[monkeynuts76]

I STOPPED USING AFTER SHAVE AFTER WATCHING THIS SCENE

[lpgurlnj]

Metrosexual much?

[tranquelmischief]

As a cashier at Lowes I believe in being nice to people and then talking shit about them when they leave.

[imXaXteapot2112]

Shut the fuck up kate hudson!

[garageweights]

He should try old spice.

[ChildOfDurza]

I want Christian Bale to narrate MY morning routine...

[andreiclawhammer]

...I simply am not there .

[MsAnonymous103]

I finished watching this movie at around 3am and it wasn't the killing scenes that kept me awake it was the sex scenes, don't why but I can't forget christian bale humping those two chicks while flexing his muscles in front of mirror

[imth3one]

@MsAnonymous103 lmao i just saw the movie and just can't get the scene out of head. I'm randomly flexing my biceps in mirror and plan to do it next time i hump a chick (or chicks if lucky enough)

[GeneralMcNuggs]

I just want to wake up one more morning and play this out.

[JReed1985]

After watching this film I've started using facial masks

[Kuupoju]

@JReed1985 And murdering whores?

[JReed1985]

@Kuupoju no that's not my style mate but I do have the same fetishism he does like being into anal sex.

[NikolaiSturm]

@JReed1985 this film made you gay?

[JReed1985]

@NikolaiSturm No I'm hetro, i just dig Christian Bale as an actor so much I try to use the products he uses.

[MrMatthewUnger]

@JReed1985 lol me too. They never have the same one though :(. Whole Foods sucks. lol

[JReed1985]

@MrMatthewUnger yeah I've been trying to get the same products but no such luck

[megalodonNL]

@JReed1985

Does it work? :)

[JReed1985]

@megalodonNL well you can get the mud ones where you spread all around your face and then you wash it off and then you get the peel off ones which you peel off after you've smeared it on your face and dries.

The whole purpose of facial masks it too clean your face not to soften the skin that's what moistures are for. If you've got dry skin like I have wash off the dry skin with hot water and a flannel, apply face cream then apply the facial mask.

[megalodonNL]

@JReed1985

I love how you actually gave a serious reply :)

Thanks, but I don't care at all about any beauty/cosmetic products. I don't even use deodorant.

I don't want to support the cosmetic maffia.

[Nudz]

@megalodonNL

And if you don't use deodorant I guess you don't want people close to you in a crowd either. Or at least they don't want you close.

[JReed1985]

@megalodonNL yeah the only thing I do have a problem with is when I have dry hair, dry skin, hairy nose and plaque. That's as far as I go with my cosmetics and hygiene. I'm not one of those people that goes over the top with maintaining their appearance :)

[harryhryharry]

@megalodonNL you sir must smell horrible.

[megalodonNL]

@harryhryharry

I smell natural. Try it.

[harryhryharry]

@megalodonNL no thanks, smelling like sweat, no matter how natural, isnt on my list of things to do thanks.

[megalodonNL]

@harryhryharry

My point is, that I DON'T smell like sweat, with exceptions (after sport, etc). If you just have a clean body and you DON'T pollute it with UNNATURAL, poisonous products, and DON'T eat meat, you will smell fine, just like me.

[KnockMOut201]

@megalodonNL you DO know that there are people who actually suffer from (and are diagnosed with) excessive perspiration problems?? so no matter what they do they will end up sweating...even if they peeled an orange an hour ago

[megalodonNL]

@KnockMOut201

Well, explain to me how you can know that I have that problem? Without knowing me, you posted:

"you sir must smell horrible. "

Perhaps next time you could be more specific and write a message that is clearly addressed to a certain category of people. But even then I bet that if you give those people a vegetarian raw food diet, they will smell much better then when they eat crap, incl. meat, despite using deodorant.

Talk to u soon, HairyHarry :)

[KnockMOut201]

@megalodonNL I never said YOU smell horrible. In fact, I never said you smell at all. Don't construe the story and start putting words in my mouth. Please I beg you to re-read my initial comment again because you obviously did not comprehend it correctly.

And to clarify another point, one's diet does play a role in the smells that come from perspiration, but metabolism actually plays MORE of a pivotal part in the smells that are emitted from certain individuals.

[megalodonNL]

@KnockMOut201

Ah, I see now that was another user. I didn't realize there were 2 different ppl that are eager to debate this stuff with me.

And don't you think metabolism is influenced (heavily) by one's diet? Because if you don't, we might as well quit our little debate here.

Diet > Metabolism > Smell

So that 'other' point of yours doesn't make much sense to me :) And yes, I already know how 'activity' also influences metabolism, but diet still is a major factor here.

[dinosmashify]

@JReed1985 i prefer clay masks. also exfoliator is good to use, it gets rid of dry skin

[JReed1985]

@dinosmashify Is exfoliator the liquid you scrub on your face once you've got your face wet?

[dinosmashify]

@JReed1985 yep, and it has a gritty substance to it. thats what exfoliates the skin

[dinosmashify]

@JReed1985 me too!

[ryanmxn]

@JReed1985 hahahahahah fuck. thats good though man, acne is gross.

[JReed1985]

@ryanmxn yeah it is, thank god I'm past my teens I'm 26 now.

[vlbourne2]

what a wonderful scene

[Sceneeishh]

reminds me of a michelle phan video

[MrMurther]

2:22 looks like his right eyebrow is fake

[hyylo]

hi

can someone please tell me what is the name of the music at the start?

[teha81]

@hyylo john cale, monologue 1

[mmodenos]

One of my favorites all around - scene, character, actor.

[tuatahi]

in the movie "the fighter" he looks like S.... =( damn it's hard being an actor... ;) we want the darkknight back

[krazykittymatt]

Too bad Christian Bale didn't continue doing this to his face.

[0306babylove]

@krazykittymatt ??? he's even more attractive now...

[krazykittymatt]

@0306babylove Mmmm, not to me. But to each his/her own. :)

[penistime43]

the one dislike was the joker

[demetriarule]

REPLAY

[01Wrong01]

what he put in this face?

[kenan6346]

@01Wrong01 a facial mask, like he said.

[pam111xxx]

hot butt!!!

[RazorBladeDream]

Patrick Bateman has a better apartment than the one dislike

[WanderingRover]

Fake and gay!

This is Christian Bale's home video....not a movie.

[TheAwesomepeople3]

@WanderingRover Uh, this is a real movie. It's called "American Psycho."

[WanderingRover]

@TheAwesomepeople3 sarcasm.....you obviously can't identify it.....

[CaptainPommby]

@WanderingRover lol

[witness124]

Hmmm...So Bateman takes of a face mask while revealing his true nature to us through monologue? This has more connotations than a French noir surrealist mishlmashl.

[frankie519]

*takes notes*

[icanisa]

nice

[calvinTSMITW]

PLEEASE tell me this song. it makes me cry

[colourfulwithaU]

@calvinTSMITW

It was written for the film. The score was written by John Cale.

[dimebag690]

@calvinTSMITW its an original score by John Cale

[perry3800]

O_O! BRILIANT...NICE HOT ASS

[darthclash122]

@perry3800 lmao

[sandeyboy]

I don't believe that Bateman was actually psychopat. A psychopat would not describe himself as an illusion or sick. Psychopats do not have that property.

[tezzator]

@sandeyboy charles manson described himself as that hundreds of times in his interviews.

[sandeyboy]

@tezzator

But was Charles Manson a psychopath? I know he has bipolar and schizophreia.

[envyVIPER]

@sandeyboy He's a sociopath.

[Arpeggiato]

@sandeyboy Perhaps sociopath, then?

I've always interpreted Bateman as being the extremes of corporatist, dog-eat-dog, bottom-line, get-ahead, culture suddenly given humanity. I think he serves to show how truly sick the culture is when it's distilled to its essence. Patrick is a broken human, because he's everything this culture tells him he should be. Perhaps instead of American Psycho, it should be American Psyche? [Not bashing Americans here!]

[pepperonipizza1993]

nice ass!

[Ikana]

Hot!

[Hyyra]

FINLANDIA VODKA o/

[tonygmilan7]

doesnt seinfeld live on west 81st street

[DarkSplicer93]

Briliant scene! one of the best!