"Citizens, I am your emperor, Uriel Septim. By the grace of my DREAMS, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. Assassins attacked my DREAMS and I'm next. My stars are leading me out of my DREAMS along a secret escape route. By chance, the entrance to your escape route leads through your DREAMS."
Assassins attack my dreams, and they will flood my dreams. In my dreams I need to take the escape tunnel, that leads to your dreams. And whilst in your dreams, assassins are more than likely to find my dream escape door, whereupon they will enter your dreams through YOUR dream tunnel. At this point, the dream police will appear to stop the dream assassins in my dream. In fact, you're dreaming right now, inside of my dream, which you accessed through the dream tunnel. Are you following me?
The A.I Sucks cock, So.. you see your Emperor die infront of you and then walk off like "Normal day again..".. Not even goes "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?".. Stupid Bethseda
@ForlineLethal what do you think this is? Assassins creed? You can't really programe an AI that can respond properly, especially considering that most players get bored and become bloodthirsty psychopaths that try to build a pile or corpses up the white gold tower............. or mabey that's just me.
@kunderped@jackthetf2guy Your both idiots i haven't even played Skyrim and i know its "an arrow IN the knee" its just that because everyone who has used the meme they all forgot the original and think that "arrow to the knee" is the correct one, so before you tell some there wrong actually look on the god damn internet or better yet play the game and go up to a whiterun guard and talk to them. if you want further assistants just google it and click the first link, but anyway rant over.
@GenoHacker Actually I have had skyrim since the day It came out just like any other elder scrolls game, so go fuck yourself bitch and go fight on another video
I'm confused. While I was going to the shrine of azura, a Oblivion gate opened behind me. What do I do? Apparently its not part of the quests. I fast reply would be great.
@emptyroad1 it's from skyrim, and as the fact the game is lacking humor, fans desperately took the least boring thing and spam it around as if its funny
Actually, he's right and I know that, but arrow TO the knee flows better. It seems funnier that way. And for @Ullip12 if people always did the the jokes "right" then it would always be: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." That's exactly what the guards say, Ullip. So shut up, b*tch
@trolol123 in skyrim they included parts of a lot of mods
mods most of the time just make it more awesome like unnecesary violence which makes the combat system a lot better for the player and npc's and if you call someone a nerd then you only make yourself look stupid
"Citizens, I am your emperor; Uriel Septim. By the grace of my dreams, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. Assassins attacked my dreams, and I am next. My stars: They're leading me out of my dreams along the secrets of my chance! The entrance to the escapre route lies through your dreams."
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took a bullet to the knee.
Wait what?
Iceelite70 6 days ago
Fallout vs Elder Scrolls
srebrena1 1 week ago
BANG headshot !!
iWispa1 2 weeks ago
@iWispa1 It's boom
Xboxzilla 1 week ago
@iWispa1 BOOM*
izzboxer1996 8 hours ago
Why are people still whining about my comment being old? I posted it 2 and a half months ago, retards! A month after the game came out!
vazzer18 2 weeks ago
Lol awesome
f10b9 2 weeks ago
Fallout meets Elder Scrolls.
GmanIsGordanFreeman7 2 weeks ago
GET TO THE CHOPPA!! DO IT NOW!!!!
Ger7520 3 weeks ago
haha when he readys the gun up you hear a bow sound epicccc!
meltingmarshmallow8 3 weeks ago
Elder Scrolls VI: Gangsta Style
Illevia 4 weeks ago
he died somewhere else he died INSIDE somewhere!
SplatteredPro19 4 weeks ago
I used to be a Emperor like you, but then i took a built to the knee
ASCG5000 4 weeks ago
0:13
Mythic Dawn Assassin: Will this guy shut up about dreams?
0:19
MDA: Fuck it *Pulls M16 out*
0:22
MDA: Sweet dreams.
Lightaxethewanderer 1 month ago
i just don't get HOW uriel can stand here, when he usually shuld be dead. everything made with mods?
Razorkid666 1 month ago
@Razorkid666 NO MODS! He deleted System32!
attapi0 1 month ago
@Razorkid666 By deleteing system 32
tonyab09 3 weeks ago
love when he gets shot the guy in the blue turns toward the camera bows his head,blinks and walks away
TannerX1100 1 month ago
llololoolololololololol xD
grayfoxhound1 1 month ago
lol
tyrantkyng 1 month ago
lol when uriel got shot the blue guy turned when the music started i thought the blue guys was singing the song XD
devastation134 1 month ago
the guy in blue just walkeed away LOOL
71ruinsigil 1 month ago
I LIKE
Blacknetwork2011 1 month ago
but*
BasementKilling 1 month ago
i used to assasinate emperors with m16s then i went to jail
rybrentmannftw 1 month ago
lol, this should be called 'dear emperor'
benmannion 1 month ago
@benmannion yea it should, be some people won't get the reference
BasementKilling 1 month ago
"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED to death!"
MelllieJoy 1 month ago
how come all the important people get shot
1headbanging 1 month ago
Patrick Stewart ! NOO !
EmY008800 1 month ago
Ezio with a sniper rifle
ziosamsamsam 1 month ago
STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LORE!
Deadpeople37 1 month ago 53
WTF
1death4man5 1 month ago
Is Fallout good i dont know it ?? But i LOVE Skyrim lost RL XDDDD
TheDamnFastest 1 month ago
O.C. reference almost killed me
luxaeterna101 1 month ago
@luxaeterna101 what?
aartbastiaan22 1 month ago
@aartbastiaan22 from 0:28 on, the music after the shot is the same as a famous O.C. scene, in which Marissa shoots another character.
luxaeterna101 1 month ago
@luxaeterna101 lol but I don't think that's a reference, it's often used for "sad" moments
aartbastiaan22 1 month ago
"Citizens, I am your emperor, Uriel Septim. By the grace of my DREAMS, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. Assassins attacked my DREAMS and I'm next. My stars are leading me out of my DREAMS along a secret escape route. By chance, the entrance to your escape route leads through your DREAMS."
henxr678 1 month ago
oh HEEELL NO!
Dednutreap 1 month ago
Nice song it fit the mood
peaceman261 1 month ago
Assassins attack my dreams, and they will flood my dreams. In my dreams I need to take the escape tunnel, that leads to your dreams. And whilst in your dreams, assassins are more than likely to find my dream escape door, whereupon they will enter your dreams through YOUR dream tunnel. At this point, the dream police will appear to stop the dream assassins in my dream. In fact, you're dreaming right now, inside of my dream, which you accessed through the dream tunnel. Are you following me?
Bluestudio555 1 month ago
@Bluestudio555 Yeah I am.
omfgwtfrulz 1 month ago
aww man, first imprisoned by jagnar tharn for years, now this? it seems he never gets a break.
actualmadscientist 1 month ago
Hmmm... your gun sounds like a bow and arrow... odd..
TheMightyPandah 1 month ago
@TheMightyPandah Pmsl, did you even have your sound on? :D
omfgwtfrulz 1 month ago
Click the snowflake at 0:29, fitting
LawofJazzhands 1 month ago 17
@LawofJazzhands Sadly, the snowflake is gone...
crashnburner187 1 month ago
@crashnburner187
*Sniff* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Let's do this to who ever got rid of it
LawofJazzhands 1 month ago
@LawofJazzhands thumbs down cuz the snowflakes gone
Neomaxizundweeby 1 month ago
@LawofJazzhands Jokes on you! Winter is over!
IKunal1995 1 month ago
@LawofJazzhands Its gone, now.
Xboxzilla 1 week ago
"The entrance to that escape route leads through your dreams." LMAO
LadyAubrie 2 months ago
i used to think arrow to knee jokes were retarded, then i took a sense of humor to the head
greenhound 2 months ago
i used to....arrow to my kneww blahblah
guitarocks34 2 months ago
I used to be an emperor, but then I took a bullet to the knee
venato75 2 months ago
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but the... oh wait.
M1234888 2 months ago
lol
XxEric18gxX 2 months ago
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took a bullet to the knee
TheGrimReaper551 2 months ago
I love how the guy he was talking to just walks away xD
k010jizzy 2 months ago
i used to call him emporer urinal septic HAHAHA LOL
OrcOfTheOrcestra 2 months ago
Haha
TheLordsOfGamecraft 2 months ago
oh shit, Mythic Dawn invented the gun... we're so fucked...
RenegadeN1ghtmare 2 months ago
I use to take an arrows in my knee, then i took an arrow in my knee
Wegansplit 2 months ago
The A.I Sucks cock, So.. you see your Emperor die infront of you and then walk off like "Normal day again..".. Not even goes "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?".. Stupid Bethseda
ForlineLethal 2 months ago
@ForlineLethal what do you think this is? Assassins creed? You can't really programe an AI that can respond properly, especially considering that most players get bored and become bloodthirsty psychopaths that try to build a pile or corpses up the white gold tower............. or mabey that's just me.
gso619 2 months ago
@gso619 So you're saying, if you saw someone die.. Right near you by being shot, you wouldn't be Suprised?
ForlineLethal 2 months ago
@ForlineLethal I would, but that's because I'm a human being. In an open world PRG it's pretty much imposible to make decent AIs
gso619 2 months ago
why is the EMPEROR talking to 4 people?
bobmanwow 2 months ago
song name?
supermiro986 2 months ago
This says Uriel Septim...Not MLK...
YoggieTheYognaught 2 months ago 2
He used to be able to dodge assassination attempts, but then he took an arrow to the knee,
and then he took a gunshot to the head!
cookoo1423 2 months ago
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I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took a vagina to the penis
GuitarHEroAttiT 2 months ago
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But how do you explain the TWO BULLET ENTRY/EXIT PATHS, HUH?!?!
(Note: this comment is a mockery of conspiracy theorists; hence, the capslock)
saveyourselfagain 2 months ago
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saveyourselfagain 2 months ago
Emperor took a bullet to the knee.
ackers5861 2 months ago 88
@ackers5861 I'm pretty sure he took a bullet to the shoulder, not the knee...
crashnburner187 1 month ago
@ackers5861
-Correction-
"I used to be an emperor like you... but I took a bullet to the head."
DrWhiteGlint 1 month ago
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pbnoOb1086 2 months ago
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes but then I took a bullet to the knee.
TeamNethercraft11 2 months ago
Wait so you hear Imogen Heap when you die?! XD
superknight175216 2 months ago
*emperor dies.
No one gives a shit.
turgore 2 months ago
@kunderped /watch?v=UoZWuvEtMvc&list=FL0MQLunQt7DfxKdba0qhXDg&index=6&feature=plpp_video
WHAT IS THE TITLE?! and WHAT ARE THE GUARDS SAYING? your stupidity amuses me :) Sadly no, there's no cure for the likes of you.
Ullip12 2 months ago
@kunderped @jackthetf2guy Your both idiots i haven't even played Skyrim and i know its "an arrow IN the knee" its just that because everyone who has used the meme they all forgot the original and think that "arrow to the knee" is the correct one, so before you tell some there wrong actually look on the god damn internet or better yet play the game and go up to a whiterun guard and talk to them. if you want further assistants just google it and click the first link, but anyway rant over.
GenoHacker 2 months ago
@GenoHacker Actually I have had skyrim since the day It came out just like any other elder scrolls game, so go fuck yourself bitch and go fight on another video
JacktheTF2Guy 2 months ago
@JacktheTF2Guy no u
twistquist 2 months ago
that's one powerful m16....
video166 2 months ago
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I'm confused. While I was going to the shrine of azura, a Oblivion gate opened behind me. What do I do? Apparently its not part of the quests. I fast reply would be great.
CallummUK 2 months ago
That, my children, is how fallout was created.
CnCPolar 2 months ago 37
FUCK!
Now im into jasons music
Yourmum360 2 months ago
Don't kill patrick stewart!!
Killtor448 2 months ago
what quest is this wtf
regergekowns 2 months ago
i used to be the emperor , then i took a bullet to the knee
bhrmaximo 2 months ago
I used to care about the Septims, then he took a 5.56 bullet to the knee
mexicanginger4 2 months ago
Where were you when they shot JFK?
billylopez68 2 months ago
Thats a BIG FUCKIN GUN
TheSG98 2 months ago
SNL!!!!!!!!!
drake20able 2 months ago
lol i just got that the whole arrow in the knee thing is from skyrim lol oh guards
RobLikesToPoundBeers 2 months ago
and in skyrim, you get to kill TWO of them :)
AgentSmithIsAnElf 2 months ago
DEAR SISTER PARODY
wafflecopter101 2 months ago
"Assasins attacked my dreams, and I am next" lolwut?
TheRealBarnez 2 months ago
71 people don't get the reference at 0:26
mustardpatrol 2 months ago
LOL
GIO77ification 2 months ago
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SuperBeagleTW 3 months ago
I love how you turned this into one of those Whatcha say parodies...or whatever they're called. I XD'd
PennSullivan 3 months ago
an assassin attacked my dreams and the path is in your dreams only the dreams who can stop the dreams
zidaneffixexe 3 months ago
seems legit
attackzac21 3 months ago
I used to assassinate emperors with guns, then I took an arrow to the knee.
vazzer18 3 months ago 141
@vazzer18 I used to take arrows in the knees...but then i bought kneepads
MrIncognito47 2 months ago
@MrIncognito47
I used to copy and paste comments, but then I got a copyright warning.
vazzer18 2 months ago
@vazzer18 haha lol here is what it really is: i use to be a adventurer like you once but i took a arrow to the knee
its from skyrim
tristanBOOMify 2 months ago
@tristanBOOMify
I know. I've had the game for like a month
vazzer18 2 months ago
@vazzer18 will you please explain what this arrow in the knee thing is because it was also on threw it on the ground
emptyroad1 2 months ago
@emptyroad1 its from Skyrim where a guard says: "i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee..."
VenrockSharpshadow 2 months ago
@emptyroad1 it's from skyrim, and as the fact the game is lacking humor, fans desperately took the least boring thing and spam it around as if its funny
MegamanForWii 2 months ago
@vazzer18 What does that mean?!!
FakeAsTurd 2 months ago
@vazzer18 it's arrow IN the knee. not TO the knee.. ppl are so ignorant these days they can't even get the jokes right...
Ullip12 2 months ago
@Ullip12 Its arrow TO the knee retard,actually play skyrim
JacktheTF2Guy 2 months ago
@JacktheTF2Guy
Actually, he's right and I know that, but arrow TO the knee flows better. It seems funnier that way. And for @Ullip12 if people always did the the jokes "right" then it would always be: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." That's exactly what the guards say, Ullip. So shut up, b*tch
vazzer18 2 months ago
@vazzer18 thats fuckin old -.-
MrVzodiak 2 months ago
@MrVzodiak
Notice I posted that almost a month ago.
vazzer18 2 months ago
@MrVzodiak
It's a fuckin old comment. >_<
vazzer18 2 months ago
@vazzer18 this oblivion not skyrim
dawsonmo24 2 months ago
@dawsonmo24 :| does it matter
qboywv 2 months ago
@vazzer18 Firearms and no knee padding vs Bow and Arrow......Not good :\
DyaSlayer 2 months ago
@vazzer18 please... please shut the fuck up
Kuszh 2 months ago
@vazzer18 @ackers5861 /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg
venato75 2 months ago
assasin turns around gaurd appears "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
coolsnape 3 months ago
The people around there were like i dont give a fuck
TheOneExpert 3 months ago 3
NO NOT JOHN LUKE PICARD I MEAN EMPEROR
RadaRadaYadaYada20 3 months ago
(Guards kill beggar with frenzy spell) MMMWHATCHA SAAAAY
ImACreeperSSSSSS 3 months ago
@ProFoundVirgin watcha say- Jason derulo
HeadshotzClanHD 3 months ago
song?
ProfoundVirgin 3 months ago
@ProfoundVirgin hide and seek imogen heap
cumbriaWARRIOR666 3 months ago
PWNED
SimonTheKid10 3 months ago
0:18 now thats how you hold a gun.
OfficialVekky 3 months ago
so much more realistic to have guns in midevil time period then swords in fallout lol
brandofett017 3 months ago
I thought he was Uriel Septim VIII.
Arguingwithmyself1 3 months ago
Err... ive allways wondered what the name of that song was.
Ricardoromero4444 3 months ago
My RL name is Uriel, I'm scared...
Uriel6178 3 months ago
"Someone's Been Murdered"
icaill 3 months ago
hahahahaha the song makes it so much better...
scottyboy713 3 months ago
music for the love of god?
twimanable 3 months ago
lol
y890x 3 months ago
"assassins attacked my dreams" lol
Rayden440 3 months ago 27
MMMMMMMMM watcha sayyyy
Gregnoxy 3 months ago
lol i guess this does require boredom to make? x3 funny though.
Sekair 3 months ago
every video with a headshot this song plays when they get shot so when it turns on i run...
avpultramanxX9 3 months ago 2
I like how the citizens listened to him but randomly walked off when he died
kamilj888 3 months ago 4
best oblivion machinima ive seen :3
TheFoxxKing 3 months ago 2
@luketheguy oh lulz
lazerkiller6 3 months ago
TRRRAAAAAIIIINSSSS AND SEWING MACCHIIINNNEESS
KGruending 3 months ago
@trolol123 hacks and mods make this game retard in skyrim they are including content that started as mods dumb fuck
lazerkiller6 3 months ago
@lazerkiller6 heads up, look at his name
luketheguy 3 months ago
Me: Ima kill that stupid emperor *takes out 50 cal sniper rifle and shoots uriel septim*
Guard: *teleports to roof*
*bounty is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Rexereman 3 months ago
i was expecting a ninja jump falowed by a mutalated head untill he took out the fucking 50 cal
pipboy505 3 months ago
nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
kyleboi1000 3 months ago
Hacks and mods ruin this game nerd.
trolol123 3 months ago
@trolol123 in skyrim they included parts of a lot of mods
mods most of the time just make it more awesome like unnecesary violence which makes the combat system a lot better for the player and npc's and if you call someone a nerd then you only make yourself look stupid
super0nofa 3 months ago
HILARIOUS
PPSHY327 3 months ago
ha
totalxq 3 months ago
TO.. MANY.... DREAMS!!!
abledbody 4 months ago
this is a good song to play for dramatic death
GeneralSlapnuts 4 months ago
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!! 3 KILL STREAK!!!! UAV AWAITING YOUR COMMAND!!
lol
222Pyrolord 4 months ago
imogen heap....
yodog7009 4 months ago
Fully auto sniper made jsut for you! /]-\='--> - - - - - - - - }:0
Yhat face is urial septiams face...that would be an awsome smybol sniper by the way.
Reddead1275 4 months ago
PSH fake, the blades would never leave the emperor in the city defenseless.
DannyRydstrom 4 months ago
@DannyRydstrom No shit?
yumadbr0 4 months ago
@yumadbr0 .... I was joking.
DannyRydstrom 4 months ago
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
SkildEnough 4 months ago
The latest from our grand Emperor Septim:
"Citizens, I am your emperor; Uriel Septim. By the grace of my dreams, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. Assassins attacked my dreams, and I am next. My stars: They're leading me out of my dreams along the secrets of my chance! The entrance to the escapre route lies through your dreams."
TheJoe55223 4 months ago
LOL The guy just turns around like who the fuck was that old guy
BradTheMineCraftGuy 4 months ago 97
shouldve quickscoped for the game winning kill! damn!
DouggieMcFresh 4 months ago
yay for "hide and seek"!
wazzuuup81 4 months ago
Dreams, dreams, dreams.
Kidzilla99 4 months ago