Whitest Kids U Know - Mall Bitches

[WHOOSHer3]

Aliens? WTF!!

[SanJuanStudios]

Man, Brian is a dick.

[saruhhh19]

sad thing is, if mall bitches was a real show, a lot of people would probably watch it.

[Tdaflo]

yeah you weren,t adbucted becuse your sutiped your just not as sutiped as brain

[TroPy1n]

good thing the abduction didn't happen...this video would have had 95% less views

[stupidgaga]

@TroPy1n From the 95%, thank you.

[GreasyMcNasty]

Love how Blizzard didn't get abducted. Now we all know where Diablo and Warcraft came from.

[CrazyNickPS3]

Brian! Brian! Brain? The start button is also the pause button!

Hahaha gets me every time!

[halomasta500]

this is one of the only two wkuk's with actual women in it.

[3Paul12]

Haha mc it's just like MTV!

[gonzalez108]

yeah huh

[Vivernlie]

AHahahah I laughed my ass so hard. If my TV would be showing MC channel I would be addicted to it. That serious crap on the TV really freaks me out.

[AceHainley]

R.I.P. my ears.

[xCrAzyyxiixHawKzz]

YEAHUNH

[BenMaidenTheWolf]

@SuperSpinko27 clearly you didn't see that he noticed that.

[PatrickDcoldest]

Brain noooooooo

[JuliusGulius]

the aliens abducted the worlds smart people, the south was unaffected

[billupskevin]

I wanted more of mall bitches!!

[OMGitsDSypl]

lmao thats fucking awesome XD.

Btw, what's the ending background song? i hear it everywhere

[wackawacka14]

i find it funny he's smart enough to say "Brian and I"

[bthunder75]

apparently the button that starts mall bitches, also stops mall bitches..... who knew

[sk84ever515]

keep pressing 7 . you are welcome

[Dinolove1211]

I would so flippin' watch Mall Bitches.

[manxhedghog]

holy son of a Skyrim! Real women in wkuk!

[manxhedghog]

Was Bill O Reilly on?

[Yvieneify]

Yeahahuh

[daofir]

ROTFL at Britney's face, from 3:57 to 4:00

[daofir]

no, YOU'RE a bitch!

[xcislife94]

any one knows who plays stephanie? i've seen her before

[daofir]

@xcislife94 I think her name is Lauren Sieczkowski. she is listed in the skit credits. and if you try Google Images, it looks like her. not sure though. anyway, the real name of the skit was Dumb Newscast, not Mall Bitches, so maybe that's why you couldn't find the cast on any websites. (I still like the name Mall Bitches anyway though.)

[allamericandude15]

I just realized if you listen closely you can hear the other guy shouting in the background.

[RockstarLuvRT]

@allamericandude15 You either must not be using good headphones, or no headphones at all, because that is so fucking obvious.

[allamericandude15]

@RockstarLuvRT Well, that WAS the first time I had watched this sketch with headphones on, so maybe that explains it.

[pureblackeagle]

big surprise you weren't abducted theMati. you misspelled "channel" in the description

[tehMati]

@pureblackeagle lol oops.

[pureblackeagle]

@tehMati well it's not a surprise i wasn't abducted either. i misspelled your name.

[AdventEdge]

@tehMati

...

Well are you going to fucking fix it?

[bloodysword100]

@tehMati haahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahaa omg

[RushVoltage]

@tehMati says oops but doesn't correct it

[pureblackeagle]

@SiSxGaming did you not notice i said that? it's right below YOUR comment. big surprise YOU weren't abducted...

[SuperSpinko27]

@pureblackeagle ...and you misspelled "tehMati" :)

[SqwishiSqwashi]

@pureblackeagle you misspelled "tehMati" wrong nigger face faggot.

[pureblackeagle]

@SqwishiSqwashi and i realized that and responded to him like three hours after that comment, bitch.

[SuperSoldier4Freedom]

keep pressing 9 ;)

[SuperSoldier4Freedom]

thumbs if you started cracking up when he Fell lolz

[trlolololololololol]

aliens? WTF!!



[JuarezElizabeth2]

i wanted to watch the rest of mall bitches

[kapooch57]

if all the smart people are abducted, why isn't FOX news still running?

[MrLoki307]

Excellent now do it happier and with your mouth open

[pjyourbgs]

LOOLOLLOLOLO

[mecadoped]

Yeah huh

[heavymetalchild87]

Ozzfest not affectted!!! jajajajajajaja

[Mrjohnsworld]

fox news was probably still on

[TroPy1n]

@Mrjohnsworld and still had the biggest ratings....

[signnet2]

@Mrjohnsworld If only you knew how intelligent Fox News actually was.

[templarknight23]

so wait, if that thing controls the shows playing and stopping, does that mean this channel only has 4 shows?

[TheLaurelbug]

This is so me! And you! And fuck the Ozzfest!!!

[minilicoriceninja123]

"Brian put up the ozzfest graphic!"

"The ozzfest graphic!"XD

[xXHawkCheerXx]

And I always thought I was smart....XD

[metalicadude69]

Keep pressing 7 and 9 :)

[maddogmatt44]

Trevor Moore is a fucking GOD!

[sherbertbear]

Ha!

'sometimes I font know why I wasn't abducted' :D

[ForestSpyer257]

yu huh. YU HUH!

[gamesalot9]

Sounds like someone smoked some pot

[leahcim165]

I lost it when "Ozzfest" came up =D

[mmvs4u]

press 6 DILDO DILDO DILDO

[ratedafilm]

keep pressing 9 haha

[87doofer]

I guess none of the cast from Mall Bitches got abducted XD

[87doofer]

@87doofer You know what, they probably filmed Mall Bitches before the abduction so nvm...

But I still think they wouldn't fit into the aliens' smart category.

[BenHimes]

@87doofer That would only be true if they filmed them live... Obviously, you wouldn't be abducted.

[87doofer]

@BenHimes Yeah that was my bad. I actually replied my own comment to make that correction.

[arowdareapa]

so when does mall bitches come on .  . . . .

[Tenchcnet]

"Never ever in the history of anything ever happening have Brian or I ever heard about anything like this happening ever before."

[FishizleGames]

Its hard to be smart with a....BONER

[Tenchcnet]

Yeah the background intro music sounds like Aphex twin a bit. Me like. Also the show is genius. I would absolutely love to see a show like this daily, that goes wrong all the time :D the hosts not knowing shit about the technical setup things. Mall bitches are awesome also.

[BAGSFLYFR33]

1:30 brian,brian, Thats the one im using! .... yahuh.... yahuh... look the lights on man, im yeah, see? that was my camera.. k, thank you.. kuhh, IM not yelling!

[Tsukae]

I wish Mall Bitches was real....

[sadstrings3]

3:38 IS THE BEST FUCKING PART

[ookami571]

Holy shit they filmed this at kingsborough community college

[MrTylerMatyas]

I actually wanted to watch Mall Bitches..

[chinchillachicks112]

loflipen lz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chinchillachicks112]

lmao



[VikutaaChyaaruzu]

Came here from gb7zone7.

[w0rdthat]

cant beleive they used real girls.



[scaryawsome]

balls



[MPMG781]

wait they took all the smart people, why cant the army fight back

[Brandon7605]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

[thislifeimn]

Chili dog you are nuts! How can you possibly say 3iob rips off maiden?! Their songs sound nothing alike. And yes avenged sevenfold have great songs. Yes they've changed but still sound phenomenal. You must still be stuck in the 80s and cling to slayer and pantera. Sad.....

[TheMadChilidogger]

If they took all the smartest people why are news writers gone?

[cadam15618]

@TheMadChilidogger you retard thats the joke! all news reporters are stupid hypocritical liberals

[Comando729]

The aliens took all the smart people and placed them on a planet similar to earth and separated the dumbs and smarts so the smarts don't have to live with the dumbs

[wiiman250]

I wish this was the way our news really was...

[TheAirSushi]

They wouldnt abduct mall bitchs because there not smart

[shissagoddizz]

Bryan's the most unorganized help ever lmfao, love him.

[Perbear213]

Dude, why are you moving all my cameras? All these people are watching. You look RIDICULOUS right now.

[biglincolnman]

this might be my favorite.

[libertygal1]

press 9

[thislifeimn]

Dream lineup for "ozzfest": 1 after the burial 2 within the ruins 3 black dahlia murder 4 mudvayne 5 three inches of blood 6 sylosis 7 rose funeral 8 born of osiris 9 avenged sevenfold 10 of course, metallica Ozzy would not make the cut. He sucks

[TheMadChilidogger]

@thislifeimn o man all of those bands are so aweful... avenged sevenfold...metallica...are you eleven? I mean the best band you listed was three inches of blood and ALL of their songs are ripoffs of iron maiden songs minus the lyrics...at least ozzy was in black sabbath regardless of the fact that he didn't write shit that still makes him better than all of those clowns you listed just by association. 0.o <<<<stinkeye because I'm better than you!

[Greendaycheese]

@TheMadChilidogger A7X and Metallica are awesome.

[daveysfallnstar1]

Yes they are. Particularly A7X.

[Greendaycheese]

@daveysfallnstar1 Yessir ;D

[TroyBurdittTV]

That bitch

[NEGgamers]

i kinda like the beat from mall bitches...

[templarknight23]

so if that is the mall bitches button, does that mean this channel only has 4 shows?

[pazwbd3]

keep pressing 7 ;)

[GeekCombatArms]

@pazwbd3 7??

[PurpleMust]

@maruuszq burn

[maruuszq]

what about fox news?

[munster2012]

yeaHUH

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

man, this really is like modern day Monty Python, worth every second

[90cpr]

Maaaaalllll bitcheeeees

[whitem00n333]

...so basically this is about how smart ozzy and his fans are

[sammyboi11890]

Aliens? WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[nickn091]

now that the worlds smart people have been abducted, trevor is the worlds smartest person

[viceking31]

mall bitches sounds like it would be on mtv

[JackTron7000]

@viceking31 I think MC is supposed to be a spoof of MTV.

[dlHusKee]

Poor Jordan..

[travisforencich]

yeahuh!

[NegotiableZac213]

i didnt get abducted GOD DAMN IT!



[MrPretzelStickz]

those top comments ar efunny.

theres no way i can make top comments now V_V

[hayzeus666]

@MrPretzelStickz i see what you did there

[DenyVoidDead]

@MrPretzelStickz no probably not.

[supershmap]

i dont give a shit about aliens or smart people i just wanna go to ozzfest

[Kanacali]

I think the host should have been abducted, he's smart... DERP.

[TrueRealGaming]

All news is rigged period. No one knows whats really happening

[Sociopathics]

@TrueRealGaming Holy fucking shit you're detached.

[verdemanthe1]

is mall bitches a real show?



[Sku11Hax]

@verdemanthe1 lol

[MetalicAtheist]

WOW, glad to know I'm not the only one who thought "wait, Fox left too? WTF!"

And they weren't abducted. They left willingly. We will do it some day people; we cant take your shit forever.

[thedisbatcher]

i actually want to watch that show mall bitches

[EvilBaldur5]

push 7

[vinnie404]

Lol he looks like chris angel

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

KEEP PRESSING 9

[746c]

I choked when he fell

[destr1er4827]

Mall Bitches is strangely accurate...

[loljustice31]

I wanted to watch the rest of Mall Bitches.

[devlkiller0]

@loljustice31 same

[xxxWolFangxxx]

this is funnier when you cant hear brian xD

[hyperacti]

@xxxWolFangxxx I agree

[jvirgreen]

I almost died when the alien graphic popped back up.

[TheKingBot]

thumbs up if you can actually hear brian

[lemongamers]

@TheKingBot more people need to hear brian more ._.

[zombiegatorinator13]

That was epic

[DRR4BBIT]

his bangs are insane

[XWuZHeAR]

i want to see wat that bitch is gona do to that bitch wen they go to the mall well i hope that bitch gives that bitch a bitch slap so that bitch backs off wat a bitch

[captainchill4813]

The last minute was by far one of the greatest things these eyes have laid eyes on

[SpawnedInShadows]

i fucking died laughing when the signs came up during mall bitches

[Digidactal]

Screw Fox. This is much a better news channel

[192902929]

this is because of the public school system

[mrdrprcody]

Y does everyone keep misspelling NBC, MSNBC and CNN as Fox? 

[godspepole]

NBC and Oprah are still there.

[101Deino]

LMFAO Mall Bitches....... I'd watch that show :'D xD

[blaklaptop]

In other news, FOX NEWS is the only other remaining news program, as republicans everywhere celebrate.

[NicBruno131]

i actually wanna see mall bitches... lmao

[Matumbay]

THAT BITCH... ALIENS!WTF!!! XD

[zWiiCkHD]

My stomach hurts from laughing.

[UrMumsaDangler]

I want to have dirty mall sex with all the mall bitches.

[thextemporaryxsaint]

Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing when Mall Bitches came on

[TheGamer8020]

Check fox news its still on

[Unrealscaper]

So this is why the top news is about Justin and Selena's breakup while the whole nation is being torn apart.

[Spinwheeling]

@Unrealscaper what? they broke up? I don't care

[RustedRed18]

I didn't know youtube fags ran their own broadcasting station.

[killer429]

This would make a great movie.

[MrSiMpLeJaCk7]

wow.. if they left any dumb people im pretty sure it would be nbc. i fuckin hate niggers.

[SemperfidelisMC]

@MrSiMpLeJaCk7 statements like that make republicans look bad

[MrSiMpLeJaCk7]

@SemperfidelisMC what? i hate niggers?

[JACK8DAVIS]

Hey, they got the people from Fox News!!

[bakerpd4]

when the signs came up during mall bitchs. fucking lost it. ahhhhhh