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  • Black accent Was Up Home Boy.......

  • so all you fucks saying for him to lose weight. go fuck yourselves. and also you can't just stop being fat. if there was a miracle pill for anyone to take it i think we all woulda done so a long time ago.

  • hey @boeing777300ER

    thats like saying quit being skinny.

    your an asshole. if your not fat then shut your fucking face.

    and look, either way he wrongfully ejected. he fit into his seat. he was buckled in. listen to the real story on SModcast and if you follow kevin smith then you also know he has lost 60 pounds last year. and he wants to lose more this year.

  • according to gabriel iglesias, there are 6 levels of fatness those being:

    1.Big

    2.Healthy

    3.Husky

    4.Fluffy

    5.DAMN!!!

    6.OH HELL NO!!!

    maybe Southwest thought he was at level 6.

  • southwest should not have to accomedate is fat ass!

  • This guy talkin is to flamboyantly gay

  • I didn't think there was such a thing as "too fat to fly" like, that sounds just ridiculous. It's not liek ONE GUY is gonna be SO FAT that the plane can't fly safely...no, thats stupid. southwest is stupid. kevin smith is leet

  • We love you Kevin, but you may want to start eating a saled every now and agein..

  • I didn't think kevin smith was that fat. I guess he got bigger

  • You people obviously dont know anything about kevin smith, i respect the man so much as a person & a filmmaker. Im with Kevin, it was rude & uncalled for & who cares if he's overweight, hes still a good person.

  • hahaha jackass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Um how bout u rich ass Hollywood director get lipo sucktion u fat ass. I fly allot and I kicked 2 fat kids off the plan cause there man tits were hanging in my space

  • Here's a solution...stop being FAT...and southwest is nowhere near the "brink" of bankruptcy, that dudes so dumb

  • Here's a solution...stop being FAT

  • They should make seats in the back of the plane that are bigger for fat people, problem solved?

  • @ThePassingVoid Technically you shouldn't put all of the fat people in the back or your flight won't be going nowhere, they should be in the middle for proper weight distribution.

  • @ThePassingVoid as long as they charge more for them and safety is involved. I would be mad if for the same price they got a bigger seat.

  • Jackass 3D FTW!

  • you look and sound like an immigrant who my family supplies with food stamps.

  • you look and sound like bill cosby

  • build a bigger plane you know what will happen when they build bigger planes everyone will have to pay double including the fat asses who where too big for the old planes so lose the weight its better for you and all of us around you also if they build bigger planes there will still be people too fat for that shit we need to face this problem head on its similar to why they banned smoking on planes because it effects the people around you

  • Love ur way to put it, was laughing for hours!

  • lemme see you get yanked off a plane for being black. by your argument, if a lot of ppl wouldnt like to sit next to a black person, you should have to buy two seats too. what's your take on that? i'm not even gonna comment on the "recession" argument, cause that's just plain stupid.

  • @nuncaleite They're completely different.... there is no practical reason that people of a certain race should make others uncomfortable. But why should someone have to put up with having only half a seat because the fat dude next to them couldn't be bothered to diet?

  • i love jay and silent bob so im gonna take south west's side

  • As an overweight American I actually do take Southwest's side on this. Kevin Smith had the option to purchase a second seat and he chose not to. If I'm going to fly I buy two tickets to be on the safe side. I don't think Southwest was out of line at all.

  • @AndiAspden that's not the point. If the person next to you isn't uncomfortable, there is no problem.

  • @torment3d But the person next to him was uncomfortable, and probably just trying to avoid confrontation. 'It's a short flight' sounds like they were barely willing to put up with it though.

  • I've never had a problem with southwest air lines....but that is wrong because he tried to pay for another seat so no one had to sit next to him...even being rich or someone well known should be able to fly on whatever plane they want to as long as they pay the same price and fly on the plane without any problems...if airlines want to be like that like the guy said in the video they should have a weight limit for people to fly....

  • skyyjohn is the boss.

  • I don't care for his language. But his statements are both ethical and logical.

  • I'm southwest side too

  • @ecalder28612 Did you ever hear Kevins side of the story (listen to his podcast, do a google search of: SMODCAST #106: Go Fuck Yourself, Southwest)? He may look HUGE, but he's not THAT fat. the armrests could go down, he can get the seatbelt around him.....what's the problem??

  • How about they take out some of the seats in the middle...put in 2 instead of 3...make them a little larger...and have the larger seats be 1.5x the amount of a regular seat? My god guys...this is simple.

  • @redmajicwoman I actually was thinking about that when I was listening to his smodcast.

  • I'm on southwest side

  • Kevin Smith rocks

  • 69 dislikes = 69 heavily overweighted fatasses 

  • Sky John is gross

  • @rasalghul5555 How so? You don't think he makes a good point? What's easier eating a little healthier and running a little bit while sitting on your ass less, or the airline companies spending billions on new planes while discontinuing all of the old ones? I'm sorry but unless you have a serious health problem which prohibits losing weight there is no reason to be as huge as Kevin Smith. Clerks FTW but Southwest is not wrong.

  • @showbiz3mvp

    Sorry - let me clarify my post - yes I agree that fat ass KS needs to lose weight and stop this stupid nitch fest with airlines...we need to shame fat asses nowadays in our super politically correct society where we need to stop being afraid to call out fat asses as just being "different" and special

    My comment about Sky John for some reason he is really off-putting whenever I see him - his face/voice and even his mannerisms make my skin crawl for some reason.

  • Lol nice show!

  • That dude should be on a private jet. Seriously, I don't wanna sit next to a stereotype american!

  • @legoguyfilms Maybe you mean "Stereotypical America">? I would be honored to sit next to a film legend.

  • fuck this ass hole

  • Holy crap if Kevin Smith sat next to me on the plane, the last thing I'd be thinking about is my comfort level, Iam a small guy anyway.

  • Come ooooooooooooooooooooonnn dude, fly in United's 747 in first class you fucking rich!

  • i would rather sit on a plane next to someone that is overweight, than I would with you.

  • @MojoTana shut up fatty.

  • @MeatballJuggy i said i would rather sit next to someone overweight. wtf? your mature, haha

  • Fuck fat people.

  • 52 cents thats shit is funny.

  • National association for the advancement of fat people? God please take the advancement out of that, if it's one thing you dont need it's advancement.

  • whos the talking dildo in the beginning?

    i shit on airplanes.

  • Though he is trying to be funny about this, he does have a good point: There is not a set standard size for what is too big to go on a plane.

  • If you're so fat that you're getting kicked off airplanes, guess what? LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! National association for the advancement of fat people? Pfft, fucking ridiculous.

  • I take kevin's side! He fitted into the seat with no problem. It was possible to put down the arm rests. As for buying 2 seats! I would do the same. I am 6foot 3in. I like having 2 seats if possible, because it is relaxing and not because the person next to me is complaining! Kev you are the man!

  • two things you forgot to mention is that Kev buys two tickts every time cause he enjoys the space, and I would do the same thing at 170 lbs if i had the money. And that this was a flight that was packed, and they accomodated him only to kick him off. It seemed like they were trying to send the other overweight people a message.

    I take Kevin's side, That was a bs move made by idiots.

  • Southwest and all other airline need to come up with a standard but I think for the comfort of all passengers, if a person is taking up more than their chair space and on to someone else seat, their is an issue. I know people are sensitive about their size but why you someone else have to suffer because of your decisions and you sensitivity about your weight and your size. I hate when people say everything is like race because it is not. This is about everyone being comfortable on theirflight

  • Southwest definitely. Fat people think its unfair to have to pay extra to board the flight, they arent thinking about the person that has to be uncomfortable sitting next to them for the entire flight. Stop trying to make yourself out to be the victim, people wouldnt be making such a big deal out of it if it werent actually a big deal.

  • This is a joke right?:))) i can't imagine that there are problems like this in America...hehe in my country (Hungary) there are a lot of fat people, but they try to lose some weight cause they now society doesn't like them in general....anyway, they don't even try to get on a plain:)), maybe after a diet :P

  • or jus have a red stripe

    Its beer! Hoooooray Beer!

  • Fat people should not be allowed to take public transport and should be forced to walk/jog/bike to their destination to get some fuckin excersise...I'm not trying to sound like an asshole but fat people are killing themselves by eating too much and not doing anything about it..

  • no1 wants to sit next to a fat person thats fallin onto your seat, ofcourse im taking southwest side

  • kevin smith is the man but like you said there needs to be a standard

  • I'm from Belgium, so I don't know Southwest airlines. But I love the movies of Kevin Smith, so I choose Kevin Smith.

  • Kevin Smith, all the way. fuck Southwest airlines.

    and i totally agree with the whole, "make bigger planes" thing.

    most of america is now fat, sooooo...... MAKE BIGGER STUFF: bigger plane seats, bigger seats in schools, resturants, ect.

    and if we cant do that, make it soo if you need more than one seat ANYWHERE, then you get as many as you need for NO extra charge.

  • Lol...I'm big and I dont think the airlines should have to make bigger seats. Drive if you can't fit man.

  • southwest were out of line, but seriously fuck those fatties crawling out of the woodwork talking bout make bigger planes n shit FUCK THAT! airlines are providing you a service you gotta play by their (fair) rules! honestly fatties are so precious these days...

  • lol so happy

  • ROFL it's THEIR fault they're fat. You have GOT to be kidding me about that association.

  • I think its fair enough that fat people - who lack the self control to avoid being obese - should have to pay for two seats. I support South West.

  • Southwest Airlines gets my business because of Kevin Smith and the Southwest policy.  "If you can't get thru, you gotta buy two." Sounds good to me.

  • @TheHonor4800 You sir, are an ass. he proved that he could sit in the seats and He got the seat belt on fine. they humiliated him in front of the other passengers for no reason at all, and you really have no reason saying that comment....

  • but this guy is right about one thing southwest is always on the verge of bankruptcy, Kevin was able to sit in the seat 17 inch across with no problem, they wanted him to buy a second ticket so they could make more money. thats all this scandal was about to make more money.

  • this guy is a fucking moron. first of all Kevin smith is not rich by any stretch of the definition. the highest grossing film was 32m. the point is if the passengers next to Kevin Smith didn't have a problem with it it shouldn't have been an issue. nobody wants to sit next to africans or muslims on a plane either are you going to tell me airlines have the right to refuse services to those people as well?

  • Can you please stop shaking your head every 2 fucking seconds, stop talking like you have a wise perspective on this issue. The entire situation was Kevin smith complaining about customer service and pecker heads like you have blown it way out of proportion and are trying so desperately to be funny and failing with pathetic jokes like "Crack kills"( last time i saw that phrase it was on a middle schoolers hot topic t-shirt)

  • @jakovasour You are the definition of a hack, it's obvious your trying waaay too hard on your jokes, you're not as clever as you think you are. Please don't quit your day job selling cell phones at the mall.

  • not 2 seats, 3!

    one on the right, and one on the left

  • lol makes too much sense! kinda funny how these execs sit in offices and make millions of dollars and a bar tender just solved their shit for them they owe you money.... you should patent the idea lol

  • 2:22-2:33. LOL

  • You got a point. There should be a standard. I side with Kevin Smith on this one.

  • Basically, people are not taking responsibility for their health. Being fat is an issue you can solve SOME fat people are truly disgusting. And no, I would not want to sit next to a fat person on a plane, ESPECIALLY if I have the window seat and they catch an attitude b/c I have to use the bathroom. "How come you didn't go when we got on the plane?" "That 3 hours ago, fatty!" I do think it is fair for fat people to be charged if they need two seats.

  • if your ass ain't right you can't get on the flight...

    haha

  • Quick question: do you think an athlete on steroids would be asked to leave the plane if his muscles take up to many space?

  • FUCK THE FUCKING

  • @algardaus FAT BURDENS ON SOCIETY

  • [cont. again again] you're fat, but your not fat enough for me to be uncomfortable." Because as citizens living in America it would be politically incorrect and blatantly rude to even mutter fat to a man of size. Just like it was completely unjustified for Southwest Airlines to kick Kevin Smith off the flight. Kevin Smith is not Too Fat To Fly.

  • [cont. again] and Smith, as he stated in his podcast could do that with no problem. And i think you mistook what the woman next to him was trying to say. The woman said "It's a short flight." for the same reason the flight attendant said "Umm.. Well, the captain said that you would have to leave because of issues with seating" The flight attendant wasn't going to say "Hey, your Too Fat To Fly, leave or buy another ticket" just like the woman next to him wasn't about to say "No Kevin Smith, you'r

  • [cont.] over to their employees and you will get self righteous women like the flight attendant kicking people like Mr. Smith off the flight. You also can't leave it up to the costumer, aka the person sitting next to the fatass, because then your using your customers to battle customers. So how do you determine if someone is Too Fat To Fly, well its simple, in fact Smith has said it in SMod and even Southwest has stated it. "You have to be able to fit in you allotted space with the armrests down

  • I take Kevin Smiths side. Yes there is such a thing as too fat to fly, there's no question about that. But how do you determine that? Like you said, you could make a set limit, a weight limit or a circumference limit if you will. But also like you said determining if someone is Too Fat To Fly is a complete opinion, its in the eyes of the beholder whether a person is too fat, or just right. So then who do you leave it up to? You can't leave it up to Southwest because they will turn it over to the

  • SOUTHWEST!

  • right on john. if too big u dont go.

  • LOL " Ticket on American Airlines $200 ticket on Southwest 52 cents" AHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Hilarious! Nice video!

  • So true. Hahaha.

  • Hey man that was perfectly said could not have put the situation into prespective any better.

  • "If yo ass an right u can't get on the flight" Thanks for makin' this fat fucker laugh.

  • obesity is a problem, not something that should be catered to. all the major airlines needs to set up a standard (and some airports do have chairs like the ones in amusement parks to measure you) and stick to it.

  • lol, i see people commenting all types of shit on this video. talking about skyy's race isnt going to make u fat shits any less fat. dont be mad at him cuz you should be thrown in a giant meat grinder and fed to other fat people. LOL. god, america is so screwed

  • @07Redstang: Combating racism with intolerance, you're a bright one.

  • @Sauson995 and you're probably a fat one. dont cry about me being intolerant and i wont cry about you eating up all the food

  • @07Redstang: lol you're pathetic. You have no argument and you're no better then any racist. At least they have balls to do something in real life, you're another bitch hiding behind a screen.

  • @Sauson995 LOL, im pathetic but your the one responding to 6 month old comments cause your feelings are hurt. Also im not trying to be a tough guy over the internet. id gladly fight you in person if you came to new york just to see me. and please tell me how a racist has balls? most racists are closet racists who only talk shit online, under their breath, or behind closed doors. dont get mad at me cuz your probably fat. get mad at your self. go to the gym or something. lol

  • @07Redstang: lol I can't respond to a retarded comment because it's old? Stop commenting because you're only making yourself look like a bigger tool. All you have is fat jokes towards a person you're only assuming is fat because they told you how big of a fucktard you are. You certainly are the one crying here as you exploded when I pointed out the irony of your post.

  • @Sauson995 i dont really care if your fat or not. Oh man im looking more and more like a bigger tool! oh no! the youtube community wont like me. oh noooo!! waaaaahhhhh. i cant stop crying. lol, i exploded! my day was ruined because you called me out on my fat ignorant ways.

  • @07Redstang: Hey at least you're realize you're a tool, there's a step in the right direction.

  • Do your homework douchebag he had two tickets but they wouldn't let him take two seats

  • hahahahahahah quite funny how MrKyleMac and TitotsTheGretest bitch just cause they are fat cunts..... go exercise fat asses you make us americans look bad

  • @TitoIsTheGreatest. Lol titolthegreatestfatassinthewor­ld

  • @TitoIsTheGreatest eat a dick, nuff said.

  • @jimmygotnew what for, you bitch!?

  • wow you seem really angry

    is that because

    a) you cannot afford to use public transport, so belittle those who can

    b) you don't like Kevin Smith films, ok jersey girl wasn't the best

    c) you are some kind of retard that spouts about anything that will make you vaguely popular

    d) is for dunce

    i rest my case

    u 'tard

  • southwest!!! fuck all of ya fat asses

  • for southwest no shit!! loose some weight you fat ass Americans!!! play some soccer like the rest of the world if want to loose weight!!! and no I'm not brittish, I'm African Canadian!!!

  • Wow this shit is hilarious, Im going to sub.

  • Wow. I never knew you were my boy. We've never met before. Good to know.

  • Baggage is charged per kilo... I don't see why it shouldn't be the case for passengers too. It takes x amount of energy per kilo to transport something from A to B. So listen up airlines of the world... charge tickets per passenger kilo!

    Skyy... you the best man!

  • all Americans are fat

  • dont be fat! run! its easy! just stick with it. fucking nasties.

  • Its all about weight.

    More weight=higher fuel costs.

    And isn't fuel the biggest cost on a plane, even more than staff???

    Its nothing personal, its the 'bottom line'.

  • paulbartek is probably fat too lol

  • @paulbartek

    He is funny you idiot. If he wasn't, why does he get so many views on his videos. So to answer your question, you're the one who has been hitting the crack pipe.

  • why r u watching this , if u hate skyyjohn get a life.

  • Firstly Southwest arilines is a "bus" plane, there is no "first class", it's all coach, it is also very cheap (100 dollars to vegas and San Fransisco). With that said, Kevin has been on the flights before. He usually buys two seats. He had bought two tickets and was only allowed one seat as the plane was full.

    The fact that he had taken the flight a week before kind of makes the situation on the flight weird. He's fat, but hes not that fat. The picture he took clearly shows he had space.

  • southwest

  • The "bottom line" is that Smith's big fat ass is just NOT gonna fit into a regular airline seat.

    He would find the same thing with pretty much any airline. We are ALL aware of how plane interiors are designed... there's no fuckin mystery there.

    If he's so rich, why not choose a bigger airline and request business/first class?

    I would not want his grossly obese body next to me on a plane. How about he stops shoving so much in his fuckin piehole... there's a solution.

    Also, CopOut SUCKED.

  • Just lose weight, more benefits in that too.

    Southwest side

  • i am gonna not take sides. kevin smiths and all the obese people need to lose some weight.. and southwest needs to be more low profile about such stuff..

  • Except hes not that fat. He isn't John Candy or even Anthony Anderson fat. You also need to do some research, he traveled on the airline a week before, without any problems.

    Something to keep in mind, he is rather cheap, he makes plenty of money to fly first class, hes just the "average joe" mentality type.

  • There isn't side to take here... I'll give you all another aspect. I'm 6'6" and have never been comfortable on a plane. Not much I can do about being tall.

    I will say Southwest did shoot themselves in the foot here... if they knew the man they were singling out had more $ than the airline itself... this probably would have never happened.

  • I'm not taking either side. But what I will say is that we shouldn't have to accomidate people for there choice of a bad life style.

  • I'm with SW on this one.. I had a very huge women sit next to me on a 2 hour flight and I almost felt like I was being crush to death. BTW he didnt pay for two seats he brought 1. And like Skyy said you want a failing airline program to ivest money in bigger seats cause you cant control the amount of food you consume - Yeah right.. lol Set a standard and all will eb right with the world.

  • Well as much as i want to back up kevin... i have to say that he should have paid for another ticket because god knows how many times did i have to sit next to a fat person and damnnnnn did that flight suck her arm fat took half of my space but it still sux for the ppl who are extremely overweight they shouldn't have to pay more money.

  • Uh, he did pay for two seats.

  • I'm definatly taking Kevins' side, i mean other than the fact he has inspired me over the past few years, they can't just embarrass him because he's overweight, thats like saying, we have two anorexic people on board, make them share a seat. @Carperius - Man, i agree, he's pretty sexist but he's the sort of guy you could share a house with :D

  • Hey, there's an idea: make two extremely skinny people sit in the same seat. It's only fair that we punish EVERYONE who makes poor health choices, right?

  • you're a funny porch monkey ^^

  • hmm... is this suposed to be funny?

  • Skyyjohn u my friend are nxt best comedy sensation of YouTube of all time, keep rockin!, and I side with Southwests

  • kevin smith isnt that fat ive seen fatter ppl on the way to vegas with southwest

  • ...inflatable solar powered airships...

    ...problem solved.

    pce

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  • I'm taking Kevin Smith's side. They had no right to humiliate him publicly. If they thought he was too fat they either shouldn't have sold him a ticket or should have a policy in place requiring fat people to buy two seats. Also skyyjohn comes off as an insensitive asshole but he's funny so I like him.

  • There is yet another side to this issue, - seats have gotten smaller and closer over the years. The real culprit are the Airlines and the lack of standard SERVICE. Sometimes the vibe is like they are doing you a favor, letting you pay for a seat. But as Skyy John has pointed out, they seem to be always on the brink of bankruptcy. I wonder why...?

  • This was hilarious!

  • "you better put that crackpipe down!" LMAO, to funny!

  • Lol just pause this vid and slowly click the red bar... everyone of his faces makes me lol

  • southwest

  • I'm on the side of the airline. Not because I am against large folks...I just don't want my ticket price going up because more FUEL has to be buned to get me in the air!

  • I'm sorry but even if the fat to fly is not fair, i don't have sympathy for fat people. You choose how you live your life. Don't even give me that bull that you were born fat. You choose what goes in your body. And if you thumbs down me. Think, just be realistic.

  • @batbomb9

    Unfortunately, youre only half right.

    There are PLENTY of medical disorders that cause hormonal disorders, glandular problems, and/or slow metabolic rates.

    Sure, with extremely hard work, basically starving yourself, and the required medications...you MIGHT be able to maintain a slightly above average weight.

    Not everybody can eat what they want still fit into Small/Medium T Shirts.

  • @batbomb9

    The food on offer, especially to the poor, is unhealthy for the human and is destroying the environment.

    pce

  • I like the Johnny Cochran lines.

  • fuck you man he could ride any plane he wants Kevin Smith had every right to be mad he did buy two tickets

  • Smith had originally bought 2 seats but he was moving up to another flight on standby. Southwest made a mistake by letting him on in the first place. Other than that: too fat= 2seats. Or I want a discount for my 145lb ass.

  • so fat people want airlines to make bigger seats, taking up more room... fitting less people on the planes... mmm...

    or the association can lose weight.

    southwest side.

  • Fuck SW! If you can fit between the arms and buckle yourself in then you 'fit' in the seat, and the airline should fuck off. If you can't get the arms down you buy two seats, pretty fuckin simple policy.

    'Safety concerns' is a bullshit way of getting fatties to buy an extra seat even if they fit in one seat. If the plane crashes then one fat guy stuck in his seat is going to be the least of anyone's concerns.

  • Kevin Smith actually did buy 2 seats southwest gave it away last minute.

  • Fuck fat people!

  • I think who ever sold him the ticket should've known better to sell him 2 seats... dumb mofoka lol

  • Southwest

  • I'm on SW's side on this one. I studied Aerospace Engineering for a year and a half and fat people and planes just don't go together. And I'm not just talking economically, but from a physical perspective as well. That's why there's a weight limit on your baggage, so the plane can make it to the destination. There have actually been a few incidents where badly loaded and overweight planes have tilted back lifting the nosewheel off the ground.