Chris Crocker - Holdin' it down.

[BoricuaMamii621]

He sounds like herbert the pervert LOL 

[ThatEbonyChick1]

I LOVE THIS

[miziamdium]

Are all of their videos just acting?

[ivorbigonee]

i would fuck him though.

[kyleal215]

BEST VIDEO OF HIS EVER.

[AwsomeAshleyha123]

thumps up if u r still watchin dis in 2012

[Pixie123Pink1]

@AwsomeAshleyha123

Thumbs you mean LOL

[xBLOODYx7]

@AwsomeAshleyha123 How the fuck do i thump up

[sararudd92]

Whos he talking to lol 

[xTETSUSAIGx]

he has friends thats not dildos???

[hurricane4911]

is it just me or does he look a lot like Alfred in this vid? O__o (from Hetalia...if there's any Hetalia fans out there.....lol...)

[minecraftminer2012]

whoa he has a friend!

[itsChrissyRenaee]

LMAO!

[awesomettes139]

he sounds like on star

[DorisGraciepc544]

hm i'm a lady who loves to have fun

[sftblgrl4]

'I do hold it down fo mahh girls!!'

[hayraWEWO]

OMG THIS IS CREEPY

[102Beth]

Honestly, people, these videos are just a bit of fun, You's shouldn't take things so seriously!

[alyssawebbxo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG

[RareandFriends]

Pause and press 5.

Chris go crazy? Challenge Accepted

[TheBsavage243]

your are a straight up fuckin fag

[sangitaangle]

erm Lets rock baby

[catman1234ish]

bitch please grow a pair

[PrettyFaceMonaee]

he needs to be in an institution he's nuts !!!!!!!!!

[Vids2diefor]

is he insane?

[PassTheQuestion]

@Vids2diefor No, he's just playing around. haha

[CrazyMadman20043]

Too late Chris.......

[littlewhiiterabbit]

think you're already there chris....

[FindingMyselfFinally]

He's gonna go crazy.....I think he's already there...

[Trippy6Da]

Press 3.

[kateemaria]

I fucking love you.

[downfallwarrior]

thats pretty true

[RemonaGrettayn546]

so i love try new things and thats why im here

[oxygene6661988]

how does this kind of garbage get over a million views and make that person think they're a celebrity? what a sad world we live in today.

[superdame1996]

for fuck sake, you are already crazy!!!

[RebeccaVanity1]

click 0:06 then 0:08 while on pause. SO FUNNY! looks like a shark! ROTFL!!

[justibisnotfag]

click 5 than 6 fast omg scary...

[zara2k101996]

keep pressing 3 really fast HAHA

[Fashoxnuita]

Did he cut his finger ?

[MissPoppy1998]

keep pressing 1 really fast to her him beatbox

[frankayyyyyyy]

Keep pressing 3 XD

[wtfljfv]

You're freaking me out

[LOOOLzz190]

0:44 ''im gonna go a little crazy''  this scared the shit out of me

[NicoleRawrsSpoons]

what the fuck happened to yo finger? jw

[306playaplaya1]

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[diamondprincess895]

his voice reminds me of that crazy daughter from house of 1000 corpse

[LelaGlitteryAfrodite]

Your finger looks like a sushi-roll :'D

[sjavroe]

@LelaGlitteryAfrodite hahaha thats a good one a sushi rol i don wana eat that sushi rol

[cutesstgirll]

I AM GONNA GO crazy..

[IAmTheChuChu]

LOL thumbnail.

[dustinbechtle]

had my ear buds on, soo as he said ima go a little crazy... Ima about to have a eposode i quickly turn down the valum a bit LOLZ

[cheekypants321]

@MichaelWesten420 Wow, great job displaying your latent homosexuality there, partner. I'll bet if you ask him nicely, Chris will let you choke on his cock :)

[Akookoo91]

Classic!!! This never gets old for me, I still go around quoting this :)

[Ghostlidini]

WTF LOL at 46 seconds-49

[13sokissme]

OMG HE SCARES ME!!!!!!

[COLTONBUG0001]

lol he has a lisp

[loganvanat123]

u dont hav 2 go crazy, u r!!!!!!

[taya542]

I hate his whistle

[eduardokkss]

@MichaelWesten420 you are an organic portal...

[nactownhottie]

i love that he doesnt give a damn.... this is who he is... i i love that..... hes unique and hilarious... i love you chris crocker.... very entertaining.. at least to me he is.. :)

[nabla00]

@nactownhottie 'this is who he is' - implying he is a mask? someone who acts an entire system of reactions, and hence lacks any integrity? someone within which the word honesty may feel like poison? cause that's what I think he is, and if he doesn't give a damn about the real world then he is profoundly disturbed.

[shaququ]

@nabla00 hes an actor. he gets paid to do this.

[Mjj011]

"I'm about to have an episode on her ass."

[RockyJoy100]

NIICE FINGER

[oRumoRxHD]

You got a Pedo lisp

[Z2k11]

"Do you know what I'm gonna do?" You're probably gonna go cut yourself, make another video, and cry.

[Waterbby23]

@11gcorona , I agree with you ^_^ ps. Chris your videos just blow my mind xD haha your crazy , and adorable ! Keep on making amazing videos I will watch them all <3 love you :)))

[TheBeauteousBard]

This is why I'm pro choice.

[ShaimaShaimaShaima]

@VerdictsUtube .

Whats your problem huh?

[VerdictsUtube]

nice band-aid..pusssy.........

[018WildChild]

These videos are fucking hilarious, it soo obvs that he plans all this! He aint scaring no one!!

[Dramastud1985]

your[ not[ gay[ son[ you[ are[ just[ an[ ignorant[ cunt[ its[ because[ of[ people[ like[ you[ that[ innocent[ kind[ loving[ people[ are[ killing[ themselves[ and[ being[ killed[ in[ the[ streets[ fuck[ off[ get[help[ before[ you[ end[ up[ killing[ yourself[ because[ i[ tell[ you[ right[ know[ thats[ were[ your[ heading[ xx

[11gcorona]

@Dramastud1985 if you're just gonna be ignorant as fuck in your comments, and if you hate him so much then why the fuck are you watching his videos? it's people as hateful as you who are heading towards suicide, so get the fuck off chris's videos, more people care about him than you. thanks bitch :) ps[ whats[ with[ this[ weird[ bracket[ shit[ after[ every[ word?[ learn[ how[ to[ type[ asshole

[Angelssoulmate]

Do you even have friends?

[missok21]

if you dont like him...WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK HIM UP?!?! DAMN..STFU and GTFO his Video! just as simple as that:)

have a good day, and remeber: HOLD IT DOWN:)

[HelloKittyLovesYou12]

...what?

[LockAndL0ad]

I FUCKIN LOVE UR OLD VIDEOS CHRIS!!! <3

[Nino7Minotaurs]

He sounds like Herbert the Pervert

[Mrjimbobgill]

1:15 hes getting fuked from the back

[choopsdawhoops]

I thought you hated women..?

[hamzah938]

You need powerful electrical shock therapy, its' going to be very painful but I don't care.

[xxxmadmoneyxxx1]

dude you need help....wowo...GAY

[bananaPHONE1701]

dude, you went crazy long ago...

[koolkidjmc]

i thought you were already crazy?

[Nobodycanguessthis]

why does he talk that way? Makes him sounds like he is missing teeth

[habreezo]

his finger looks like sushi

[sapenazcianavyseal]

it looks like the hisshe is try to hold in a poo

[teikam001]

i love you chris! ur amazing and ur the best guy ever. ur funy nice and just adorable! dont change a thing! ~ Teiler B.

[acutiegirl]

; O " I See Stars. Star Crazy. Listen To Meh! I Do Hold It Down For My Gurls." Lmao

[ThePony1221]

did u ever notice he uses the word ''bitch'' alot?

[welten27]

it's a cast on his finger from putting it in his asshole too much -___-

[Backfromthehole]

@welten27 So, l3ave him off

[JudasGaga132]

CHRIS!!! YOU LOOK SO HOT AS A GUY!!! SO THERE'S NO NEED TO DRESS UP AS A WOMAN...ALTHOUGH YOU LOOK GORGEOUS AS A LADY!!! :D LOVE YOUR VIDEOS -3

[IrishfanofDH]

try 5 and 6 lol

[MusicsLove13]

"im about to have an episode on her ass" lol

[eresuntont]

este marikon! hahaha

[Spiffx615]

NOSTAAAAALLIGGIAAA

[gordita1412]

you shud try acting as a crazy person :)

[MyWay2Broadway]

Is there anyone on the other line?

[dadnapt24]

press 3 and 5 over and over and over again

[crazy1forever2]

@dadnapt24 she says nigg XD

[XxJohnJohn2011xX]

Some of yu ppl stfu we dnt care , he doin it to entertain use , so go somewhere Else widd ya bullshit , cause its madd funny to me ... Ohhhmyyygooddd Lol Funny ishh xD

[CrazyADGirl]

what's on your finger?

[johnnyboy491]

you r all ready crazy

[kamakazikaylie]

He's so silly! :)

OoohhhMaaaahhGawwwdddd .

Do you know what i'm gonna do. xD

[eminem334455]

i just wanna punch you in the fucking face through this whole video

[MOB091710]

I seriously think he snorts coke before every video. lmao

[SuperBassNiki]

you have a good idiot impression... oh hang on, you were serious/ OMG you fucking retard. you think you going crazy will stop people from picking on your faggot friends/!?!?!?!

[jnfrye07]

What do you mean "go" crazy. Honey, you have permanent residency in Crazy Town.

[crapcannon86]

Stupid

[IamAmazing2011]

This why you dont do drugs!!

[JennyMeci]

LEAVE HIS FRIENDS ALONEEE!!! xD

[asteroidwolf]

i have absolutely no problem what so ever with gay people but this guy is the biggest faggot in the world

[mrsfuxklovex3]

i see stars , star crazy , lmaoooooooooooo !

[VuhNeSsA21]

hahahahahaha i love this

[GiuliaVardabasso]

1794 people can't hold it down

[GiuliaVardabasso]

1794 people can hold it down

[roco639]

Omng This Guy Is Soo GAy, Like Seriously

[jrhoades87]

1:34...lol

[hotshedevil1299]

@thisisthemorningafter LMAO Ikr Haha

[thisisthemorninafter]

His crazy faces are fucking epic.

[serpentkingg]

do you know what im gonna do? pee on ur ass and give u a booty infection

[KatoMcKracken]

"Ain't nobody...ain't nobody, no how, no size, no shape, no form gonna do that to muh gurls, 'cause I do hold it down for muh gurls."

[lwclark96]

HAH!

[DaniMuffinMoo]

You tryin to tell me..that, that big ass billy bass bully ass loud mouth bitch, tried to do that to my friend? Oh my God...Oh my God...Do you know what I'm going to do? Do you have any Idea what I'm going to do now? Now that you've informed of that, I'm going to go a little crazy...I'm gonna go crazy...I'm about to have an episode on her ass..No one messes with my friends..Or I go absolutely crazy..I see stars..Star crazy..Listen to me..I DO HOLD IT DOWN FOR MY GIRLS

[theglamchicka]

????? I really think u try

To look "crazy" for ur YouTube people!

[Vickytbob123]

This made me laugh so hard!

[youlookingfierce18]

OH MYYYY GOOOOOOD

[youlookingfierce18]

are those shoe laces on his hand?

[Daishaboo2]

omg, you scare me when you do videos like this.

i find myself starring to see what's next.

[JBforever33]

what is wrong with you?

[xochocochipxo]

...what's on your finger?

[Unicorn111Turd]

Was that a real phone call?

[dogz1044]

I am not trying to be mean but, i never figured out if you were a boy or a girl.

[snakebite784]

it would be more believable if there was someone on the other end of the phone. or if he had friends.

[omgakm123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[hedgehogfrenzy1]

Oh you were about to go crazy.....huh....oh I thought you did, my bad. NOT!

[mazzabrittany]

ahahahahhahahahahahaha

[loudnigga00]

hahahaha!!!

[Angrykidgonepink]

Press 5 then 6..

[AmiiMaj]

Erm... Troll?

[monique766]

Dang he's hot without makeup

[coconutsprinkles]

How come all his "s" sounds make a whistling noise?..

[sarlyndan]

cuz I do hold it down fer mah gurlsAH.

[OMGItsMe1255]

.... He-she actually acts like someone would call him-her. :D

[DanceKid10]

what happened to his finger ???

[MonsterMunch1001]

you already are completly insane

[beyondthedarkness808]

U go kick their butt chris!!!!!!!!!!

[x3suUmmeRx3]

he somehow reminds me of salad fingers Oo

[Mestman32]

This guy is so high right now.

[restlessdreamer10]

hahahaha your fucking scary in this vid.

[238jess]

have you noticed, when SHE gets angry she forms a lisp thumbs up?

[238jess]

whatever your smoking, can i have some?

[TheMariahAlexandra]

i like how he pronounces his s's like the pedophile off of family guy..ahah

[leivaMJ1]

"I do hold it down for ma grrlzah".. >_< lol

[TheVampireLoverz]

keep pressing 6 = raper face! XD Keep pressing 8 = orgasm?!?!?8 keep pressin 2 = serious face!!!!!!!! press 5= LOLOLOLOL! press 7: SOUNDS LIKE PICESE XDXDXD PRESS 9: RETARDED FACE XD PRESS 1 AND 8 TOGETHER= WTF? PRESS 3: EGAD! XD PRESS 1: MAD FACE

[T539nut]

She has a friend?

[julissajoe]

SHE is beautiful

[spectre2776]

that finger-sushi is gay

[911Sway]

whatever he had on his finger was very distracting

[luis86832]

Press 3. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SugarRose32]

I really just wanted to rip that cotton stuff off your finger it was really bugging me i have no idea why lol

[TheMariahAlexandra]

@SugarRose32

its a ghetto bandaid...ahah



[SugarRose32]

@TheMariahAlexandra I know ROFL haha xD

[StekarN47]

You're already crazy.

[mrslilwaynex3]

i love chris crocker♥

[vanegastdm]

hahahaha que miedo ese hp

[pegasuslexi]

Oh honey the crazy ship has sailed I think a very long time ago. Listen I'm not hating I;m just worried you might like have a menatal break down if you have not all ready.

[XxwerekittyxX]

I wonder if anyone was actually on the other end of the phone or not... lol <3 Chris funny vid

[TheBigchick116]

1,776 ppl have no life and do not hole it down for there girls or guys

[TheSitheguy]

fuck you i still can tell if you boy or girl



[pnkrk1039]

A LOL'D SO HARD

[waterskigal1]

A LITTLE crazy?

[ClythiaMystica]

U ARE FUCKIN AMAZING I LOOVE U I LOVE U I LOVEU  UVKFIAEWPTGAONTGAEWGT

[MJJLoverForever25]

is it just me or does chris sound a bit like the voice of winnie the pooh? :')

[guardie550]

Luv the calm angry voice!!! Luv cris evn more -3

[Abrahax111]

what...the fuck did i just watch?

[MrBmgbmg16]

subtitles lolol

[kelsieyerty89]

Do you have an issue?...Like a mental issue?

"BRO" You need to go to the hospital, And get that shit checked out!

I mean you're so annoying.

[TheGorgeousGirl1]

ur gunna have an episode =D

[Didus33th4t1]

its things like this that get you mocked boo,

if your gey, raise the flag happily, but dont open your way to mockery.'

:(

[PrincessPeach237]

The faces u make in here r hilarious!!! Yoo iz plain cray-zee!!!

[MrHangbush]

He broke his finger fisting.