Potter Minus Potter - The Chamber of Secrets

[G0vnah]

7:20 MALFOY HAS LAZER EYES!

[Towersita87]

Omg! Gilderoy Lockhard was cheking Mrs. Weasley out. lol

[Leprechaunproduction]

Vernon thinks an owl is his deranged nephew, and puts bars on the window to keep it from flying away, and goes ballistic when it a bunch of random kids come to steal said owl.

Mr. Weasley randomly talks about rubber ducks.

Hagrid continues to talk to himself.

Poor Ron has to drive himself to school while talking to an owl.

Snape yells at no one in particular.

Ron gets a letter that yells his name, then disintegrates.

The entire school bursts into applause for no reason.

BRILLIANT.

[MarcusKristensson15]

T

he weasleys basically look like thieves now.

[martianmister]

GREAT!