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  • It goes fast.

    It beats the shit out of things.

    It has tits.

    THIS.GAME.ROCKS!!!!!!!

  • Roller derby isn't that cute, women trying to be tough.

  • This is just retarded (and not sexy at all)... it disgraces both feminazis' and men's better dreams.

    Hope all those brainless ugly cunts loose the teeth they had left.

  • @elemileTLDR Yes this is just stupid, A bunch of girls beating the shit out of each other right?

    Not at all like Boxing?

    Or football?

    Or wrestling

    Or any other sports us guys have right?

    We all know girls aren't allowed to play violent sports, they're too fragile and should stay in the kitchen right?

    Grow the fuck up little boy, if you don't like the sport then watch another video somewhere else.

  • I get the feeling some of those girls pee standing.

  • sorry but nothing is worth getting a broken leg over

  • Awh I miss Roller Derby.. :c

  • Wait wait, 20 today so I am quite drunk atm, but BETWEEN YOU GIRLS AND GIRLS WHO PLAY RUGBY YOU ARE THE SEXIEST THINGS ON EARTH

  • @Ingestedbanjo And by 20 I mean 20 years old. and by drunk I mean finished party and sobering up, slowly. And by sexiest things, I mean please, I know I'm ugly, but pleae come across from america and f*ck me for my birthday.

  • This is quite possibly the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Made even worse by a crowd full of hipster cunts.

  • @kenny222 ROLLER DERBY IS NOT STUPID

  • lol they really r aloud to smash eachother in the face and kick them when there down with skates on lol wtf is that lol i laughed so fuckin hard i want in that shit !

  • that little scream at 1.14 lol :p

  • Totally lame.

  • @ErikBramsen your lame dumb ass

  • Anyone else notice eulers equation?

  • Not since the wmba has a larger gathering of lesbians been seen.

  • @popolynn2 So by that logic, football is the largest gathering of gay men right?

  • "it's like a mosh pit on wheels". this has to be one of the best sports ever.

  • fucke yea rad stuff.

  • and this is coming from someone who starts a sentence with the number '1' and has a screen name of "nimrod".

  • fake

  • @ejthomp99 `1 what do you mean fake because this is real derby and your stupid

  • watch an advert for the latest now album? fuck that, i wanna see chicks on wheels beating each other up!

  • cool video i do roller derby myself

  • @nimrod13ful I do Roller Derby to :)

  • Quite the crowd. You must have had 30 people there!

  • This is seriously the most POINTLESS, SAD, AND PATHETIC excuse for a "sport". From watching this video I learned nothing. I saw woman who could not skate well and some bumping into each other that looked pretty harmless.

  • @Sleepingpillz check out my vid then on the Nashville Rollergirls. I talked to them and their coach about the rules of the game and more importantly how points are made. FYI - jamming.

    watch?v=B5ahEzglpEE

  • @Sleepingpillz no you want to see it hurt? search LA Derby Dolls 

  • Hah...Just looks like another pointless fuckwit American "sport"........

  • @funk67 ah, you're just jealous, geezer! Toss a caber and have another look at rollerderby with the Nashville Rollergirls

    watch?v=B5ahEzglpEE

  • that is a weird looking kitchen

  • Wow,,,,what a crock of shit.Is this the most pointless game ever?.

  • @blade8t1 Retard.

  • @Loopsyy

    Im not the retard,those feckers that actually think this is a god game are retards,i.e....YOU!.

  • @blade8t1 The purpose of a game is to have fun, now shut it and reflect on your stupidity.

  • i watched this on t.v. and searched it on youtue. it was the same team.

  • 1:30 is that real blood?

  • omg. the walking wounded o:

  • Have any of you actually seen it live? My girlfriend is a jammer for the local derby team and its really fun to watch...so quit hatin' on roller derby

  • With all respects this is just as stupid and pointless to me as Motorcycle speedway

  • @latex89 i dunno about anywhere else but i know in England they're starting up Merby. :) roller derby for men haha

  • I gotta remember to never read the comments on youtube. It's always filled with immature bickering...

  • @thisusernameistaken2 stupid words, deaf ears.

  • @thisusernameistaken2 ow dick i know girls who are in rollerderby and are lesbians sooo what they are cool

  • @thisusernameistaken2 Not all of the girls that participate in this sport are lesbians, and if you did try such a thing on any one of them that happen to be a lesbian you'd probably wind up getting fucked right up the ass with a strap-on. Eat a dick troll.

  • i'm here thanks to static x destroyer. =)

  • Both teams should be names the Guntasauruses

  • Uh...Am I the only person who thinks roller derby is kinda lame...Kinda dewomanizing in a way too...? And uh, my girl friend wants to get into it...,

  • @TerranigmaReborn Yeah I'm pretty sure you are. Let her do what she wants, not everyone is suited to be ladylike and uber-feminine.

  • This is does not compare to the Roller Derby of the 1970's with the likes of Charlie O Connell, Joanie Weston, Ann Cavello, Mike Gammon and others.This new stuff could not hold a candle to the old days.

  • Unusual names for derby girls. 1. Bonnie N. Collide 2. Punchin' Judy 3. Georgia W. Push 4.Hell's Belle 5. Beauty Enya Beast 6. Bumper Carisa 7. Thunder Woman 8.Cinderbeltya 9.Baracka Obomber 10. Joan of Darkness 11. Queen ElizaDeath 12.ComBatwoman 13.Kissme Ass 14.Miss Tery

  • Wow that dude is being a smartass and starting over. No do-over dickhead! You fucked up now take the heat from the woman. BTW she wasn't trying to disguise herself.

  • I'd totally go watch some roller derby. I think it would be totally fun to watch a bunch of chick beat the shit out of each other.

  • alright there are 2 things wrong with this

    #1: this is disgusting

    #2: these girls suck

  • @burtonabomber45 How is it disgusting? And why do they suck? ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐

  • @Loopsyy Well for one its a bunch of transvestites running around on skates hitting each other. Oh right and this will never be a popular sport. This is just simply the most pointless game I have ever seen.

  • @burtonabomber45 I love your clever choice of vocabulary. lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol lolololololololol

  • just curious, why do only girls play this sport?

  • @bullmeatt It's because our balls are bigger.

  • @cosnowmomma thats bullshit, lets see how many girls are in the womans division for MMA, or a womans football team, and i mean AMERICAN football.

    I just want to know why guys dont play this when its nothing compared to other sports guys play.

  • @bullmeatt AMERICAN football is bullshit. It's a boring game. That's why women don't want to play it. Plus, it is a game based on sheer size and most women do not have the body mass to play it. We have dexterity though and that's why we play derby. BTW your question makes no sense whatsoever. If it is nothing compared to other sports guys play, then why would they want to play it? They do. Your backwards logic is amusing. There are men's leagues, you should look into it. ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐

  • @cosnowmomma I can tell you are a woman, i think this is the first time i ever argued with one on youtube. First of all I ask an honest question, "why dont men play this?" Your answer was something i would expect out of an 11 year old. You acted hostile towards me instantly. My reply was a bit off cause I was drunk, and it should be dismissed. Now give me just an intelligent answer or stop acting hostile towards people, better yet just dont comment at all.

  • can't wait ! :D gonna join my first team ever in Buenos Aires in less than a month! :) !

  • Check out: The Tropic Terrors Derby League Puerto Rico!!! Brand new association

  • Wow, lesbians much.

  • @darthlewis1

    Wow, stereotypical, ignorant idiot much. Just because a female athlete is involved in an aggressive, contact-sport (I like to think of roller derby as rugby on wheels), doesn't automatically mean she has a sexual attraction to other women. Sports and sexual orientation don't go hand-in-hand. It may sometimes correlate, but that doesn't equal causation. Get smart.

  • @lovelyladynostalgic Yeah women who play contact sports like act like men and tend to be more 'manly', and most lesbians are manly. You seem like a stereotypical angry, moany women.

  • Women....

  • did anyone search roller derby because of whip it?

  • @TheDunkable I did!! I'm from Puerto Rico and we don't have that sport here so I didn't even know if it was a real sport or not.. I wish we had it so I could try out.. I think it's really cool..!

  • @TheDunkable i was just watching it 0_0

  • @TheDunkable ohmygod yes!

  • @TheDunkable HAHAH YEAH I do! all my fag hags, love it, and were obsessed, and got me into it. Ive not played yet but im checking out out Merby team nxt week.

  • @TheDunkable a fooka you.

  • lol - chick sports

  • i've always wanted to be in the roller derby, since i was like 12 years old. now im 17 and just got my first pair of real rollerskates. hopefully this will be the start!

  • Hot chicks on wheels! What more could anyone want?

  • Damn I would bust a nut if i saw a gurl that got bumped flying towards me >:o

  • DARCY SMASH!!! SOUTH COAST!!! yeyuh!! EAST LOS DRUNK PUNKS!!!

  • This is jokes.

  • Most of them are jobless and dump^^

  • @hungryle Dump? You just made my day.

  • this sport is crazy!!!! LOL

  • it'd be better if they were naked

  • so stupid

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  • @lilton25 A bunch of CONFIDENT, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN doing what THEY LOVE! You've never seen my team. There are some skinny bitches on there. And it doesn't really matter what size you are. This sport is beautiful. And if you can't see it. I'm sorry for you.

  • what a rough sport, they are moving at running speed then spush eachother over onto their knees...damn they tough.

  • i wanna do derby so badly <3 , there should really be a teen derby team.

  • @9clouds5stars the reason there isn't is because of insurance things. if they were to do it (which would be cool) they'd have to get parental guardian permissions.

  • Roller derby is a freaking awesome sport! i am gonna start training my ass for this! I can't wait!

  • gross

    this is where the garbage girls go after no one asks them to the prom

  • @wakasanosuke fuck you, dickhead.

  • @wakasanosuke i'm sure you have a lot of experience where the garbage that doesn't get asked to prom goes. this is where people who could KICK YOUR ASS go to knock some skulls. and by the way, since when does not getting asked to prom make you garbage? you must be one slimy, messed up piece of work to actually think crap like that.

  • @wakasanosuke Hah. Yeah because when the guy asked us we kicked their ass.

  • I love lesbians on skates!

  • @SvalbardJanMayen1976 excuse me? since when does doing badass shit like this make you a lesbian? just because a handful of chicks decide not to totally wimp out all over life and do a little ass-kicking doesn't make automatically make them lesbians. there's no porblem with BEING a lesbian, but being awesome doesn't make you one.

  • @SvalbardJanMayen1976 They're not all lesbians. I'm not a lesbian, my cousin isn't a lesbian. Half of my team is married to a guy and has a kid. Just because we're tough doesn't make us lesbians.

  • im glad the smaller and cuter girls won

  • yeah, women with bizeps and maybe someday penis? who knows with what evolution surprises us next?

  • @Nhordmyr Bah ha ha, you're stupid.

  • @Nhordmyr bizeps?

  • @Nhordmyr well evolution sure didn't surprise us with YOUR creation. why are you even commenting? HOW are you even commenting? it never ceases to amaze me how primitive beings such as yourself were actually gifted with opposable thumbs so you can rein idiotic hell on us all. Nobody here cares about whatever rarely coherent thought that passes fleetly through you bite-sized mind is, so why don't you get a life, stop trollin', and maybe you'll be able to zip your pants on the first try.

  • could someone explain me this game/sport? i dont know what they are doing? i just see them falling down... i dont get it.

  • @ANZO89 Look up "The Basics of Flat Track Roller Derby" it explains a lot. The point of the game IS to score points. Knocking people down just helps the Jammar score points easier.

  • best sport EVER!

  • I want to do this!

  • Im too young to play but I can skate fast so Im really hoping to get a jammer position, but then again its not just about one position :DD Cant wait. 3 years to go but I'll wait.

  • its so fucking stupid! what shit is this! fucking posers!

  • @BriErBrauEr How so? Derby is reborn. Their not posers,

  • @BriErBrauEr And exactly how is it stupid and how are they posers? Please elaborate.

  • @BriErBrauEr dont get mad just becuz ur probably a tiny piece of shit that could get ur ass knocked the fuck out by one of these chicks, if u dont like it piss off ur not welcome anyway. and by the by ur probably some stupid wanna be punk chick huh? listening to green day and the dead kennedies screzming anarchy in the uk even though ur probably in the fuckin US u moronic dumbass

  • this looks like a really bad emo porno

  • @philupmybucket You must be blind.

  • @philupmybucket

    *laughs* emo, porno? None of these girls dress the emo alternative style, some of them are dressing alternative, don't get me wrong. Like Foxy Sinatra who has a rock-a-billy look to her. And none of this has pornographic quality to it, there's absolutely NOTHING directly sexual about violence or moderate and/or heavy contact sports.

  • what the heck is roller derby??

  • you can so it inv8rtak!!! it was like 25 years before i got back on skates .. im 5 ft 8 210 lbs and 37 years oid !! we;ve got a lady on our team who is 63! she kicks ass anything is possible you WILL do it! not WANT... WILL!!

  • im trying out for chicago i cant wait to fuck some bitches up im 5'9 , big and a fast skater

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  • so how do you play this? is there a ball or something? or do you just hit people?

  • @Hidjdjdj no lool there's no ball, pretty much one girl from each team has to get through the pack while being checked and blocked

  • whales on skates....fun

  • @L3BOJ wow a tiny girl like u should stay inside on ur computer where these so called "whales" wouldnt be able to crush ur face into the ground and make u eat dirt. go get curb stomped

  • @showtoons did you actually read five pages of comments before you read my comment? wow

  • @L3BOJ yea i did, cuz ur a bitch :/ thought i might be one back cuz it doesnt seem ppl u put u in ur place alot, seemed like fun so i did it hahahahahaha! XD

  • @showtoons hahahahahahahahaha, you're funny! No wait, just stupid.

  • haha i really want to do this sooooo bad. the only problem is i'm 106 pounds. but my friends already call me Elle Boe because that's what they get in the face when the don't get out of my way. they all think i could do it. i'm a figure skater too so...lol

  • @xxletsmakeascenxx you should do it it's fucking amazing, but just a warning elbowing is a penalty ;)

  • @Soniclife1 haha yeah...i know, but totally worth it in my opinion :P

  • @xxletsmakeascenxx yeah i know the box is funnnnn! not so fun if you're a jammer :p

  • @Soniclife1 haha yeah...i bet not :P

  • when i go to roller derby practice it looks fun but it isn't because the ramp is not the same i want a different ramp

  • Wait they skate around a rink, in a race, and knock the hell out of eachother? This shit is crazy! I want to check one out

  • the girls are cute

  • why are there gorillas on roller skates?

  • What the shit is this

  • i love roller derbys!!!!!!!!!!! just.... 5 more years till i can join XD

  • this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • There is none really where i live :(

  • That blood looked so fake....

  • @Nosfeast, it's a part of their costume [=

  • @Cheerleadingx Oh ok I was thinking man what the hell are they trying to pull with that fake shit lol.

  • @dgvfsds If you're keen to play you do have to be over 18 but go along and check it out anyway if you can, it's awesome fun, i've just started in QLD...still fresh meat!

  • LMAO :D this sport will only win if it become national sport in saudi arabia xD

  • you can do it in australia. there are teams starting in the northern nsw, brisbane and newcastle so there'd have to be teams in sydney for sure

  • i wish I could do this. my weak as... :( these girls are awesome!

  • i would like to know if you can do this in australia and in sydney

    i really would like to do this

    it looks heaps fun and its just the thing for me

    :D

  • There are heaps of teams in nsw! Macarthur (liverpool/campelltown) sydney, wollongong, newcastle, western sydney. i think there are even some up on the north coast! you should def look into it!

  • thnx for replying

    i def will look into it :D

  • Syd's next game is 17/4 at 7pm. $10 @ sydney b boys high. you should come along

  • the 17th of april?

    is that in the holidays?

    sydney b boys high? is that sydney boys high? sorry just making sure :D

    are you going to go along?

  • @dgvfsds 17th of april is a sat.

    not sure if its hols as i haven't been at school for years lol

    yeah Sydney boys high. lol im notorious for spelling mistakes

    i sure will be there :) most likely helping out.

    Add me on facebook if you like, same name as her

  • thank you for the info :D

    i shall ask my parents whether i can go or not :D

    and if im not there would be able to tell me what its like? thnx :D

    dont have facebook :P

  • Im 13 and im joining roller derby, im so excited and im used to pain so its all good, haha, and im strong to i can throw a hit :P

  • Try giving birth.

  • i wouldnt suggest to a 13 old to give birth :P

  • @KoolJayJ why dont u? so we dont gotta hear u bitch about it on the computer i know i'd rather have UR head blown off >=/ jerk

  • wooow ok, calm down

  • @KoolJayJ btw u dont gotta be "use" to pain u gotta like it, try going to a real punk show down in hollywood, like the chick said its like a mosh pit on wheels if ur not down shut the fuck up. whats in the fucks names of Oden is wrong with all u ignorant fucks??!!?!

  • @showtoons try getting kicked in the face and hit by REAL punches...... Combat Sports such as MMA, Mauy thai and Boxing is much more vicious then your pansy roller derby crap. Hell if guys can join roller derby, we'd beat the shit out of you without feeling the guilt and Law

  • @KoolJayJ Grow up. It sounds like you're overcompensating for your own lack of manliness. What, you'd rather watch muscular guys in little shorts grappling with each other than hot girls beating each other up?

    Oh, and you were so desperate to prove how manly you are that you wanted to join roller derby just to beat up girls. Well I'm a guy who plays roller derby - both all-male and co-ed - and know that I'd LOVE for you to play just so you could get the crap beat out of you by both sexes.

  • @Guest1001 Hot girls?? Are you out of your fucking mind? If trashy looking girls acting all masculine is considered attractive then sure...... and yes I would rather see men perform martial arts such as Ju jitsu submission moves (the grappling you speak of) and getting there head cracked open.

  • @KoolJayJ Aww, poor you. So sexually confused ...

  • @KoolJayJ

    You fucken idiot. Women do compete in MMA, but comparing a totally unrelated sport to MMA just shows how stupid you are.

  • @fivecougarzoz the female MMA counterpart is so small that it pretty much goes unnoticed..... most of the fighters are wives of REAL MMA MALE FIGHTERS.....

  • @KoolJayJ Which would make the male fighters the husbands of REAL MMA FEMALE FIGHTERS, retard ...

  • @KoolJayJ first of all dude, the sports ur talking about are very different than this one second off, i could take you :/ im sure of it hahahahaha and why in in fucks name of Oden would I TRY and get kicked in the face, bitch ass i'm the one who does the kicking. look if u dont like the sport get over it ur not in it now are you? i bet ur only bringing this shit up becuz some male roller derby team rejected u as a player becuz u lacked the nessisary confidence, ur ego was to big.

  • @KoolJayJ and i know some chicks that would LOVE to take u on in a cage fight, ever been in one of them? mr. im stronger than roller derby ppl so im gonna flaunt it on YOUTUBE just to show how much of a pussy i really am :/ or is it mr. wife beater? i feel sry for whatever women ur dating, or maybe u just go for the stupid ones? ur a jackass u know that?