Halo Reach Unnecessary Censors (Machinima)

[darkhero1002]

jun: here you'll need dis condom

[ZPeterC]

Fuck you machinima! Your shit cant be viewed on a fucking phone!

[XDANIELBOYZ01]

Stop masterbating jun

[l33tNfootb80Nl33t]

all burned and turned to glass.... exept, your d**k. that, we kept, and sucked on. XD

[101cgk]

00:53 hide yo bacon!!

[reller82]

the elite was going to eat your d**k

[gamecorder]

You Always F*** Her

[operatorgaming]

jun here you can borrow my crayons

[epicviperking]

lololololololol

[xSOUNDWAVE56x]

you should have censored more of the stuff that looks likes dicks like the energy sword.

[1337N00bpwn3rHax]

wasnt there a smilar video from machinima? can aomeone likn it? i remember that it was a lot better than this one.

[Biodeamon]

WE'VE BEEEN ENGAGED!

lol, shotgun wedding

[GuardedHabletheFool]

JUN"Permission to engage" CARTER"negative, Noble 2 fuck her" sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[atseninsoCO]

HAHAAHA I LOLED AS ****

[Regape96]

jorge always said he would never f*** reach

[EmoDoll609]

some of that was funny. i about shit myself wih that first one. most of it didnt make sense. to many censors too close together

[Bluestudio555]

All burned and turned to glass, except your cock...

[toktz1]

ballls you you

[Dinoman9703]

lol "it's alright where not going to !@#$ you" a few secs later "Just stand still and let me !@#$ you" :P

[MasterKos25]

7 roundds left in the gun, gotta love bungie

[ecto98]

What the &@$* did I just watch?

[CrAcKeRsNbEaNs]

Balls to you spartan!

[LordGamer456]

0:30 is lolz

[epsiloncaboose]

6: "Fuck you sir."

Keyes: "Fuck you too, Spartan."

[navynail]

We wont f*** you *a few seconds later* Hold still so I can f*** you

[MyW0]

@navynail Intend of so it supposed to be "or I'll f$%k you"



[vinvin814]

too much cusing

[vaevaeify]

f*** me that

[nikilolniki1]

0:39 he hands him some condoms =D

[CLAWZ94]

2:20 - 3:00 OH FUCK HAHAHA OW MAH ORGANS

[4everrgamer]

tis gave me so many thoughts lol

[ITztheHOSS]

"Negative, I have to s**t."  2:52

[TheMoneySnowman]

Do you **** me? I have your window sir. 2:36

[TurretsFTW]

Laughing at this means you immature, and I laughed my f****ing heart out! XD

[o0rolyat0o]

that was awesome =D

[TheDroctagonapusblaa]

0:25 lmao

[ROFLover151]

Holy f***ing shit i XDed at LEAST 50 times... DO YOU F*** ME?!

[InDreamForever]

Nearly every censored word is fuck

[Darkchomps]

should of said you already beebed the torch

[phatmic6922]

Lmaoooo at 1:02

[HaloViral]

THis was so funny but it made me cry as well

[GoldenBoyXCM]

they should censor the whole fucking game. halo reach sucks!

[alonesometoaster1]

awwww this has made my day

[deltahalo241]

you should have done the package....... jun: really *beep* kat right about now

[BrutalBloxxer]

Clear the hole...

[prada4live]

0:52

It's allright we're not gonna f*ck you

Keep still and ill f*ck you! :P

[RenigmaX]

Really? There was no "We've been *beep*ed at 1:13?

[darkmouse1231]

wow. jun has alot of condoms

[utoobsurfer123]

They should have censored the Elites mouth when he roared at Noble 6.

[Theyzgonnabecrazy]

They totally should have censored jorge and the girl in the cutscene from the first mission, because listening to her trying to "break loose" from jorge while he is telling her its alright without looking reeeaally sounds dirty..

[Theyzgonnabecrazy]

They totally should have censored jorge and that girl in the cutscene from the first mission... Because listening to her moaning and him telling her its alright without looking really sounds dirty

[Theyzgonnabecrazy]

They totally should have censored jorge and that girl in the cutscene from the first mission... Because listening to her groaning and him telling her its alright without looking really sounds dirty

[killerkapow142]

Funny

[dahoward96]

Good to see you spartan, Halsey assured I can f**k you. Not just me sir. They'll be f**ke

[lookayoyo]

this actually sucks. what is it with people being horrible at unnecessary censorship. don't beep so much that you loose the meaning. And when you beep, make sure that there is a meaning throughout the whole clip. the first on with jun masturbating was the only good one.

[iApple103003]

Negative, I have to sh*t,....... f*ck off sir

[srocketdude]

should have cencored the elites

[zinkpham009]

Lol "keep still, and i'll fuck you" *when elites exit through door* *screams because jorges dick is huge*

[TrollingIsSrsBsns]

sorry but i couldn't help but notice that this video was posted in november but you are still not even warrant officer rank... just saiyan.

[Tobuscus1100]

Stupid

[fgt73]

"When kat fucks, direct rape is always nessecary"

"Here you may need these, high velocity condom piercing, they'll take the pussie off an elite at 2000 yards, and they aint cheap!"

[BearMaster9013]

oh dear god! D: ... :3

[MrMattyFatty1]

keep still and ill beep u xD

[haloissoooocool]

kays:halsey assured me i could *beep(fuck)* u

[haloissoooocool]

emile:jorge always said he'd never *beep(fuck)* reach

Carter:he gave his life thinking he just *beep(fucked)* the planet

[haloissoooocool]

keys:do u *beep* me

emile:i have your window sir

[bigmaclover24]

2:49 negative i got the d**k

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

i enjoyed reading "thethundervlog" refrence to halo reach literal trailer:3

[T0c3n]

We have to go! Negative... I have to shit.

[megaluigi33]

Jun was either playing with his dick or putting on a condom at the beginning

[MarkusProductions]

nice idea

[jeffpolol]

here u may need this high velocity **** piercing it can take a **** of an elite at 2000 yards

THUMBS UP IF U LOL AT THIS

[EMPeace18]

no they should have censored the elites' words at 1:20

[nikhil4510]

1:40 Lol i was expecting him to say "5, 6 F**K the hole!"

[jeffpolol]

LOL HERE U MAY NEED THIS HIGE VELOCITY **** PIERCING IT CAN TAKE A **** AT 2000 YARDS LOL

[AnasisXenophontis]

Your 'beep' our 'beep' so close, i wish you could 'beeping' see it:D

[kamenriderRCKS]

3:36 except you dick! lol!

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

I LITERALLY FUCKIGN DIED WATCHING THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO!

[Zerkseven]

********* u

[Fujaskanerv]

"halsey assured me i could ******* you"

"not just me sir" - best one

[darthcamronius]

It was really funny but I didn't like the end part nexus th ending off reach is really sad & this sorta ruined it

[RandomLemon1]

omg this made me laugh so f******* hard

[frazbo11]

this is fucking hilarious make more!

[ATVM10]

press 2 repeatedly

[Ghost212O2]

omg thats messed up!

[RandomQuads]

how awesome would it be if he got on the pelican and you could play as him in halo ce

[GravySan]

I didn't think my mind was so dirty....I F***ing hate you. :)

[ZPCenco]

I actually ROFLed because of this!! Bloody funny! XD

[10gamertag]

I like how they use the word bAD gUY

[bieberhater99]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!­!!!!!!!! oh my god, that was the funniest halo: Reach vid i have ever seen! thumbs up if you agree!

[Truckguy74391]

click 3 hows he not dead yet xD

[Elite1Warrior]

Press 4 repetitively.

[jack702killermonjaro]

0:54 they left 1 out

[zephilon1997]

it's alright, we're not gonna **** you XD

[MORTALCHAINSAW100]

I make Halo Reach Machinimas. Please give my videos a chance and check out the most recent one Halo Reach City Ambush

[GlarshKenkston]

haha, press 2 repetadly

[having765]

0:29 Jun's dick lol

[noobster2001]

press 7 repeatedly...

[Riverondo]

Noble 6's dick and ass turned to glass, his balls, master chief has em.

[iguzzleapplejuice]

ROFL 0:49 Gorge is like "I should cum!"

[MrPypap]

fuck lietenant she has fucked her choice do you fuck her? yes say the words please i fucked it

[armyman527]

shouldve been "All burned and turned to **** (shit)"

[ronayne1996]

why does it always end in you dying or being lost in space

[Haha24beast5]

<3 <-- People this is a pointy **** not a *****

[hellbird60]

repeatedly press 3 when u click the video, that elite is dominating cats vag.

[AaronCStudios]

Do you **** it? Yes. Say the words. I **** it.

[cinnvext]

Our BEEP. Your BEEP. So close.

[stickmantribe]

All turned to glass, Everything...Except your cock

[hippomotipus]

"Good to see you, Spartan. Halsey assured me I could **** you."

"Not just me, sir." -- all I could think of was Six doing a :3

[TheThunderVlog]

man at 1:22 with all those guys with pincer mouths your really gonna need a bigger gun.

[nemisis271]

@TheThunderVlog Hey There whats in your hand? DOG TAGS. Whats in his? BLUE LIGHT!!!

[ATurtleToenail]

@TheThunderVlog um copy from topy

[twowordstosay]

0:26 ITS THE DEAD PIXEL :D

[toxikwafflestudios]

CLEAR THE HOLE!!!!!

[ineverplay]

do you fuck it

i fuck it

[TopMaster360]

We shattered our enemies resolve could've been "We *Beeped* our enemies *Beep*

Also, is it just me or is every censor a sex joke?

[crapedmahpants]

@TopMaster360 every censor is a sex joke

[thecheatlord999]

Our vag... Your vag...

[BlameTehGermans]

Haha. "Keep still, and I'll fuck you." XD

[soldaatjhu]

3:37 exept your balls!

[spartan2455]

i luv 2:49

[spartan2455]

@Ghostman992 lol

[CamoGrenade]

2:56 Keyes said: F*** to you SPARTAN...

[doctormario100]

ROFL 2:57 balls to you spartan

[facelessred]

@doctormario100 EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT AS WELL lol! BALLS TO YOU SPARTAN.

[KidElijah]

2:49 Negative. I have to shit. F**k sir.

[mrbatten132]

rest in peace six

[TheChaoticBucket]

in the last level it took me 11 headshots with a dmr to kill one fuckin elite

[jadenfriesen123]

halsy asured me i could **** you "not just me sir" they'l be ****ed, lol funny stuff.

[Chowder2996]

except...your.....F***

[TheEpicness101]

They should've cencored the forerunner odject at the end. that would've been cool

[TheRickrollerhater]

This is why I love machinima :)

[Moisesito366]

Lmao

[96robix]

keep stel and il fuck jou

random lol

[ViralTrialVideos]

this is so funny

[colten325]

Hold still, Im not going to F**K you. -Jorge

[bachaun]

BALLS TO U!!!! 2:56

[JefEmora]

@bachaun I thought he said that XD

[vezok716]

-Negative. I have the **** Fuck you Sir

-Fuck to you, Spartan



[mycatislisa]

at 1:06

i luv how smooth tat cinematic is lol

[renanddookie2094]

eewww jun

[braddarz1]

press 6 repeatedly, and see what Six does

[KDFJakerz5]

ITS ALRIGHT IM NOT GONNA F*CK YOU

KEEP STILL AND ILL F*CK YOU

I laughed so hard xD

[daftpunkmaniac]

our f**k....your f**k....was so close i wish you could have f**kin seen it....but you belong to reach.... your d**k....your sack all burned and turned to ash all except for your pubes!!! :D

[retroman0000]

5 and 6 clear the hole XD

[brody1761]

Tap 4 like crazy

[pindalord]

lol nice work

[Matchless138]

Tap 2 repeatedly while playing this video. Just make sure your parents arent around

[tvguy551]

The part where jun was jackin off that was freckin funny and the other part where jun was givin 6 the condoms

[MrCody12349]

LOL Jun wash POLISHIN HIS DI*K

[SHdudeproductions]

Lol at the beginning, Emile jacking off!

[AHolyCorndog]

@SHdudeproductions Jun not Emile. Emile never shows his face

[agentxz2]

lol when the girl said eat shit

[daftpunkmaniac]

its alright were not ganna f*** you....know stand and ill f*** you:D

[daftpunkmaniac]

2 f*** her 5 and 6 clear the hole :D

[halokid112345]

"Stand still, and ill F*** you."

"EAT SHIT"

BEST COMEBACK EVER!

[Raptorman0205]

would've been funny if the elite zealot at 1:22 got censored for cussing :D

[MaterChief2530]

Me:Hi mom I did the *beep* dishes

Mom:What did you say

Me: I swear it was the computer!!!!

[jsamue12]

make subtitles

my computer has no sound

[SoloWingPixy11]

2:30 is funny, 'cause I could actually picture Keyes saying "FUCK! Adjusting heading for the Autumn!"

[WoWforlifeamv]

dont worry we wont fuck keep still and ill fuck jorge you rapist

[50centpb7]

wow... just wow.

[powers1220]

Why the fuck would you stay behind instead of going on the fucking pelican his a fucking dumbass.

[ZachTheUnholy]

@powers1220 You are the dumb ass, if six went on the pelican the Pillar of Autumn, the ship Master Chief was on, would have been destroyed and thus the covenant would have fired the rings and well, you understand what would happen. Any way he stayed behind to save them, and if your asking why didn't they come back, there was no time they had to launch then or else it would have been destroyed. Think before you talk.

[Xboxlover806]

@ZachTheUnholy They wouldnt have fired the Halos. If you read The Fall Of Reach, you would know Crtana was the only one who knew where Instalation 4 was, so she set the coordanants. The Covenant just piggybacked the SlipStream path.

[destroyabul]

keep still and i f*** you

[painxz1]

lol i have the same helmet

[HaloReachLaughs]

lol 0:33 he's masturbating

[Skid00everest340]

WHAT THE FU...... this is uthe most stupid thing ever but still its funny! XD

[thenangmaster]

balls to you spartan 2:54

[OblivionGrandmaster]

2:10 to 2:20 Carters reaction couldn't have been any better, first he gives 6 the weird little nod then the blank stare at the end. lol

[jmxbox]

"All burned and turned to glass....except your COCK"

[notubz]

@jmxbox Actually I think it is

"All burned and turned to glass....except your shit."

[jmxbox]

@notubz either way

[SergeantSac]

fuck