The Cake is NOT a Lie

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@VictoriaCargile

*agents

[crazynuttyperson1234]

THE PERSONALITY SPHERE IS RACIST!!

[MrLolless]

rabarb, On fire!

[TheFilmmaker23]

rhubarb!

[RobPerezNetwork]

Soooo, the cake was gonna kill you?

[Bus7777]

You know what? I don't think I want the cake.

[pomerianprincess14]

@Bus7777 I think it sounds FANTASTIC! :D

[origindirewolf]

18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cups vegetable oil. 4 Large eggs. One cup semi sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cup butter or margerine. 1 and 2/3 cup granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers Fish shaped candies Fish shaped solid waste Fish shaped dirt Fish shaped ethyl benzene Pull and peel licorice Fish shaped organic compounds Sediment shaped sediment

[acutelatias]

I'm gonna die from cake!!!

[rvbrules]

There reeeeeally waaaasss a caaaaake

[severinious]

Where did you get the "Their really was a cake" line of Glados.

[childsca]

1 cross bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb

[ToDontList]

Needle injector <3

[jankguy]

Sediment shaped sediment Lmao

[abenoseimei89]

At least all the poisonous stuff is just garnishes.....

[PeteLynette]

So, it was a recipe ingredients lol

[baltross]

Deep pentration asians? D; lolmao, did she really say that?

[WynterZ]

@baltross it's deep penetration agents.

[Gaaraoftehfunk22]

And i was like "Goodbye" and you were like "NOWAI"

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Wow, GLaDOS is really obsessed with rhubarb and fish.

[Bloxy123]

If there really was a cake, I wouldn't want it. That recipe doesn't sound very appetizing.

[Fantascular]

i don't get this video... and i don't think i ever will

[sidco04]

fiber glass cleaner lmfao

[adoomator]

My mom is making that cake (black forest) next week. (^_^)

[10lettername]

lol rhubarb

[Starman125221]

garnishes FTL!

[MichaelNinetyFour]

Male GLaDOS o.O

[Thegrandhighoracle]

Oh, and flood was here.

[Thegrandhighoracle]

Delicious.

*Dies*

[Darkena00]

I want someone to make this cake... and eat it.

XD

(i'm pretty sure the injector needles and the "fish-shaped solid waste" might make eating it difficult)

[AJ121official]

@Darkena

Not to mention all that rhubarb..(It's poison if it isn't handled correctly, I believe.)

[pgdarth95]

omfg i couldent stop laughing

chocolate peanut butter pieces...shaped like fish

xD lol

[CollieAnFronta]

OMG that was fecking hilarious

[UltimatePokemonVideo]

Where do you hear "There really was a cake"?

[shadowlegend12]

@UltimatePokemonVideo

I don't remember, but I remember it being in the game.

[UltimatePokemonVideo]

@shadowlegend12 Maybe it was an outtake from the ending.

[shadowlegend12]

@UltimatePokemonVideo

I remember it being near the end of the game.

[childsca]

@UltimatePokemonVideo

It was what the Blue core was saying before you burn it.

[UltimatePokemonVideo]

@childsca Oh, I thought it just stopped talking all together. Lol, thanks for telling me.

[x0TheAwesomor0x]

tthheerree rreeaallllyy wwaass aa ccaakkeeeeeee...

[mercenariex10]

???????????????????????????

[swaGa1nRz]

i would actually like to see someone make a cake with EVERY SINGLE one of these ingredients... including the deep penetration and needles.

[caribeano15]

and the fished shape volatile, sediment sahped sediment, poliester recin, OMG

[b1af]

rhbarb on fire

[Goken02]

black forrest cake? hey the base in episode 2 is called white forrest

[MySerpentine]

LOL!!!

[yuhhhhlan]

sounds more like cells gonna get a mouth of cemicalized needels

[TarnaComedy]

the cake really is a lie, Proof:

Chell Dies When Outside and the cake was basically a hallucination,GLaDOS sent a message to her brain congratulating her "This was a triumph, I'm making a note her huge succces" Plus You never did what GLaDos said after the fire pit so technically you never finished the test, the cake means you finished the test, so that's proof

[cosmoline626]

Silence. >:'(

I'm going to continue to believe Chell just passed out, and later escaped into the forest. I think the song was just GLaDOS singing to her crazy self as she takes stock of the damage and calls up her backed up self or something. :'(

Kill joy.

[baltross]

@TarnaComedy Portal 2 confirmed, In Ya' face!

[LastZombieEver]

An entry called how to kill a person with your bare hands

[ownerzlol]

lol

[autisticninja4]

saturated polyester resin lol. and all the fish shaped stuff.

[KaBoingoProductions]

Deep penetration Asians.. Rhubarb

[theslayer22]

butter stick?

[Baloonball]

Hmmmm... I think I can make that cake anyway! :)

[Imatrollmage]

"I'm going to kill you. . . and all the cake is gone" lol

[LastZombieEver]

An entry called: How to kill someone with your bare hands

[ryanhocstetler]

rubarb tastes great like it's in pie called rubarb pie..yum

[Unking85]

DON'T LISTEN TO HER THE PIE IS A LIE

[xCooler777x]

No. I'm going to make the 9001 pie with these ingredients (GLaDoS is an ingredient too) :D

[Unking85]

this cake from portal is called black forest cake

[AirplaneFoods]

Hahaha I had no idea it had a name, thanks for sharing!

[dannaz666]

anyone actually made this cake before? xD

[SpyroxCynder]

yeah, people do, but with just the first part, not with all the other junk.

[denhamrp]

Its deep penetration agents

[glamatious]

WHAT IS RUBARB?

[Goltzbaby]

I think its some sort of plant. im not quite sure. if you want a question asked about food ask a woman. not the internet.

[denhamrp]

Its fruit ingor that other idiot poster

[joeyis6sic6]

Remeber when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said goodbye and you were like no way xD lmao i love that

[Xerothe0th]

Who do you make those voices?

[GreatAtGames]

How could the core forget Fish Shaped Rhubarb???

[shwm19]

i know

[scylla019]

unsaturated polyester resin , fibreglass resin ? PLASTICS in cake ? prepare for cancer!

[boxorak]

If you use the fitst part of the recipie, you can make the cake. Course, you can add the Reese's pieces, if you can find any fish-shaped one, :P

[shwm19]

and a couple other ones but yeah

[repku]

Those were just the optional garnishes..

Why is everyone so uptight about these ingredients anyway? I love fish-shaped ethyl benzine. I once had a friend once who ate one of my cakes, and he hated it so much, he never talked to anyone again. He even faked going to sleep, but I KNEW he was faking because he didn't wake up until some hobby bit him and now all he does is point at me with his hand and grunt saying 'need brains'..

Why is he so rude about it?

Nobody else ever ate my cake. :(

[repku]

Hobby.. Yeah, that was a typo.

I meant to say 'Hobo'.

[zanaik]

looovveee the ending..

[zyzzogeton123]

THAT WAS AWESOME

fake, but really awesome X)

[priest452]

I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should write the recipe down.

[crimsonlung]

LMFAO, I dont know why I was laughing at this, but its hilarious!

[jellybellywiggly]

When did GLaDOS say "There really was a cake"? I don't remember hearing it.

[Comito126]

I think she's supposed to say it after you incinerate the last sphere.

[MasterOfYourAss]

Yeah, if you beat her in under 2 mins I think :/

[SporeFreek]

Mmm, you can't beat needles, granulated sugar, fish, things shaped like fish, rhubard, and the ability to kill someone with your bare hands.

[MySerpentine]

AWESOME!

[monkeymilksdacow]

lol, that was the best, I HAVE TO HAVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps

what's with the cake is a lie thing?

someone plz tell me

[Airoton]

The GlaDOS Character says when you clear the 19 chambers you will be rewared with a huge party, but

*SPOILER*

When she tries to kill you, with burning you up, you escape the traiing facility and enter the guts of it all. So, the cake is a lie because it was just something to say, so that you would keep on doing the tests -and thereby die... She didn't really expect you to escape...

[SporeFreek]

And, Airoton, it's written all over the place.

[LorChan1919]

Rhubarb...

ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's official. The next 'convention cake' I make, I'm using rhubarb as a candle.

[AlphaNoob4]

One Cross Bore-Hole Electromagnetic Imaging Rhubarb...

[BowlingAlleyProd]

*Pukes

[thesilentshaft99]

THE CAKE IS A LIE CUZ GLaDOS NEVER GIVES U ANY CAKE SHE JUST TRIES TO BURN U TO DEATH WITH FIRE

[54spiritedwill54]

so much rhubarb. lmao

[Svante8D]

no way im eating that cake :S

[camolla2002]

the recipe was an audio from the Blue Orb

[Selkiematt]

one large rhubarb!

[holyshitlolz]

What about Fish shaped Rhubarb?

[lancebladeson]

3 table spoons rubarb on fire.... its genius!!!

[lancebladeson]

as another person pionted out, it should have ended like this;

"and itcontains proven perservitives that will deoderize and preserve putrid tissue...

shaped like fish."

[123fah123]

pssht ..

what did he use for the voices?

i usually use FL studio 8 XXL producers edition lol

[WolfZword]

Don't forget garnishes such as fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped candies, fish-shaped solid waste

and sediment-shaped sediment

[livluvlaf23]

hahahahaha...

rhubarb...

♥♥♥♥

[KasukoKun]

I laughed so hard at the Rhubarb xD

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

The cake is not a LIE!!!!!!

[TsmithMK3]

cake=Lies!

lies

lies

Mmmmm....Cake

[Airoton]

cake = lie

lie = love

love = Companion Cube

Companion Cube = Cake

Companion Cube = Lie = Cake is Lie = Companion Cube is lie = ???

[TsmithMK3]

no the companion cube is real becuse it exsits in the game but the cake dose not so

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[Airoton]

Oh, wait, the equation went wrong on the second 1 of the third abstract 9... Which means that divided by 50 the Cube is 0, meaning if divided into 4 slices it turns into cake...

Uh...

Conclusion - The cake isn't a lie! It was inside of the Companion Cube all the time!

Solved!

Meaning the cake is burnt... That's why I saved Companion Cube :D

[TsmithMK3]

maybe so but would u even want to eat the cake with all that junk in it?

[Airoton]

I could use the Injector Needle Injector (???) to put me and the CC to sleep :D

[TsmithMK3]

but you would need tough needles to ingect the cc since its made of metal.

[Airoton]

nt rly... I just push it into the HEART. It's soft :D

[TsmithMK3]

good point

[ShadowPhoenix142]

So that, at the beginning, is what Glados says when she'd being sucked up.

[ASItachiUchi]

I've been trying to find out where that audio was from xD

[StarfireFox]

Hahah, stick butter. Nice one. ;D

[cac9178]

whats with the fish?

[cursedhell2]

you notice it says sugar 2 times

[N64isgreat]

whaaaaaaaaat?????

random = funny

[NinjaNakura8]

What the fuck was the point of this video? All you did was add some audio from Portal and put pictures of the "ingredients". Seriously. 1/5

[conifire]

This will help ppl who want to make the cake like me >:O

[NinjaNakura8]

YES BUT HE FORGOT 1 INGREDIENT:

effort.

[conifire]

Wait ill quote you: Don't comment if you didn't like it (thats from one of your vid). So dont do it on other ppl's video -.-.

[NinjaNakura8]

Yes, but Im asking him a question~

[livluvlaf23]

yay, can i have a piece when you're done! lol

kool vid ^♥^

[Anthnwam]

Whats with everything past the fish candies?

[gcreaven]

I gave this to someone and he DIED. I think it was the bad eggs

[ApertureTechnologies]

I MADE THAT CAKE !!

with every single item

...execpt the stuff that would kill a person

[ThomasMoar]

I tried making this cake.........17 people died.

[lastarel]

elliphor i correct you!

So much rubarb and fish and so much amuzement ^_^Portal rules!

[elliphor]

so much rhubarb. lmao

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

mmmm skullcaps sounds tasty

[warro470]

He likes fish, rhubarb and needle injectors :)

[DX721]

That doesnt sound very apitising at all... i dont think i want that cake, i hate rubarb

[bumblebee50695]

Fish shaped solid waste... yummy.

[bloopatroopa]

I AM MAKING THIS CAKE!

[heartagram12345]

BRING ME SOME!

[undefined100]

lololol, sediment shaped sediments...and like 20 rhubarbs! lol

[cheezboobies]

that would be CRAZY if someone ACTULLY MADE THIS and someone that was gonna comit suicide ate this cuz.........that would be creepy and insane

[Mrpwnage2244]

i dont think i have any sediment shaped sediment or fish shaped dirt or even fish shaped solid waste in stock! how in the hell are you supposed to make this?!?1?!

[Kirkbro44]

eeeew!

[abenoseimei89]

Oh dang, I'm out of fish-shaped crackers!

[yohank2004]

no the cake isnt a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my life is no longer complete

[Nylon237]

omg the cake is NOT a lie, omgwtfbbq lol

[GLaDOSv2]

sediment-shaped sediment

[XhounderX]

3 TBSP rhubarb; on fire!!!!

[Messsennger]

2:23-2:26

"I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone" The cake is gone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!

[Kevin2341]

Does Portal come with this voice generator or something??? Or was it a hidden easter egg with the game??

Either way, I wanna try to game (not just for the game but for the voice thing too! lol)

[cmsl1993]

all that stuff is in the game.

Now im thinking with P()RTALS

[Zoran54321]

at the end there's a boss and the ball thing falls of when you hit the boss with the rocket.

[TheDarkPaladin]

ROO BARB

[comsucks]

LIE!!!

[Lionheartzero626]

LMFAO @"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "Goodbye" and you were like, "No way" and then i was all, we pretended we were going to murder you. That was great. I'm going to kill you!"

[Lorddarkfrog]

All your cake cake cake all your cake are belong to us!

[mysticalpotato86]

rhu-barb lol

[blahguy7788]

"How to kill someone with your own two hands"

That was funny.

[dAsHhOuNdTeRrOr]

ALL YOUR CAKES ARE BELONG TO US lol

[Arnes111]

I like the part where she mentioned the cake ingredients.

PS: <_<

[louie3004]

lol, did u realise ur voise sounds nothing like a robot and more like a gay!

[alexsmartguy]

OMG, NEVER HEARD BETTER HUMOR xD

Bomb ore cake O.o??

[LOLOLLOLOLL]

Fish shaped solid waste

Fish shaped dirt...

...and Sediment shaped Sediment

[guacamoleroxmysox]

so i dont have portal yet, but im just wondering why GLaDOS's voice is so much lower here?

[batethegreat]

slowed down

she says all that really fast in one part of the final boss fight but its hard to make out while you're dodging missles

[mindsend]

This is the Cake Core, a rather stoned looking/sounding "sphere" built into GLaDOS.

[Ssbbisalmosthere]

ok.. what is:

ephelbenzine (misspelled)(:43)

volitiles (:47)

Resin (:59-1:05)

geosinthetic membranes (1:12)

cross 4 hole electromagnetic imaging rubarb

[cookiedude66]

lulz

[counterIife]

bob dole wants you to join the NBA

[Rmazer555]

lol at rhubarb on fire

[eddie93abc]

yum sounds delightful....NOOOT

[habdude]

he is too obssesed with fish, and that wierd coaart shaped thingy...btw nice vid man

[weilongli2003]

its a she...