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  • I find it ironic how Kirk is the youngest looking, scrawniest, kindest, most innocent looking member of Metallica, yet he is actually the oldest member of the band :L haha!

  • 0:40 kirk you were so right. Thumbs up

  • Come on people, Kirk is just a nice guy. How is that being gay???

  • Die Kirk...please...

  • "... I try to get it smaller and smaller..." XD

  • I love Kirk no homo

  • Kirk secretly wants to hammer each other especially Lars.

  • @TomekEdwards why ? no he doesnt ! he is a good guy, and he loves Lars

  • @WikiHeba96 i meant hammer in the butt

  • @TomekEdwards oh okaaaay then hahah yea he probably does ! \m/

  • Should have listened to Kirk, St Wanker was fucking shit.

  • press 4 for facepalm kirk hammett style!

  • And now another Daily Affirmation...by Jack Handey....

  • kirk sucks! why did metallica kick out dave for that crap excuse for a human? dave is the worst guitarist EVER (next to Buckethead)! honetly, justin bieber can play better than this asian bisexual! i love jesus. do you love jesus? ive past turnds that sound better than this stupid crackhead. i wish hed leave metallica, leave a suicide note, than jump of a cliff<--PUN INTEANDED! if i chew on my guitar strings it sounds better than this excuse for a human!

  • @THEFLYINGREDNECK i agree! dave is the worst guitarist ever! :)

  • @dragonfurp dave is amazing! kirk sucks! why would you insult me like that?

  • @THEFLYINGREDNECK because u probably dont know what ur talking about when u say kirk sucks!

  • @dragonfurp AS A GUITARIST THAT I AM! kirk is tragic. speed=/=better

  • @THEFLYINGREDNECK retatrd go and shave yer mothers tits

  • a gay, a smurf, a goblin and a firecrotch

    thats metallica

  • He's handsome.........

  • i've met Kirk on several occassions. Ultra nice guy man! humble too!

  • Kirk is a Filipino Gay Bob "

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  • Kirk is awasome :)

  • my friend acts so much like kirk he pisses me off so much cause his ego is through the roof

  • 1:04 Kirk at his best :D

  • He's a Filipino faggot !!!!

  • @frankiev1231 YOU'RE A GAY FUCKING WHORE WHO HAD HIS BEST PART RUN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOU MOMMA'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN IN THE BATHROOM!!! (taken from Full Metal Jacket)

  • @frankiev1231 And you're a gay hooker

  • @frankiev1231 - He's half Filipino actually mixed with half of something else

  • To all people who says that Kirk is gay. Do you think that man can't be sensitive? Everyone has got a feelings.. Kirk too.

  • KIRK!

  • men kirk is so gay... love it at 0.36 when he does the "EPIC FAIL" i sincerely LMFAO to this....

  • i love this video...the backround music is so nice...

  • Kirk is a very smart guy !!

  • huge guitars and that killer evil soundin voice is METALLICA.lars and bass just make fills,TRUTH right there.vocal attitude and speed metal/killer riff metal guitars is METALLICA.nothing else matters....do not let them run ya into the ground again like that, call for help I'll fukkin skoolem once again if needed...much love MASTER!!

  • This makes me wanna become a hippie and travel around the world in a colorful van, smoking weed and drinking beer.

  • Is Kirk Hammett gay?? 0:45 :)

  • This makes me wanna go plant a tree

  • 1:04 Kirk Hammett at his best 

  • Who fucking cares if people think hes gay.

    Queen was gay and hes still the QUEEN of ROCK!

  • @nightcrow90 you do realize the band's name is Queen right? The singer's name who's gay is Freddie Mercury, not "Queen" lmao

  • @killyou45 haha ofc but he cant be the king of rock cos Elvis has taken that place :)

    And there is no female thats good enough to compare with a gay guy like Freddie.

  • If it weren't Kirk, for example, if it was Dave, Metallica would dissapeared in black album surely, and, another example, Kirk was who kept the band together in the 2000s

  • metallica needed a guy like kirk... quiet, nice, pretty much harmless.... if you had some insane monster like mustaine in there, the whole band explodes.

  • @crazyhiho well that's why Mustaine would have eaten Kirk alive, because Dave never liked harmless, "i'm misunderstood-sensitive"-like guys.

  • Pff i know hes not gay,but even if he was what do i give a fuck,is his life not mine,so fuck it god bless kirk and the rest of the band

  • 0:45 omg a zemaitis guitar in the back!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YEA!!!!!

  • gayyyyyyy

  • By the looks of it, I think Kirk foreshadowed the "demise" of Metallica because of St. Anger...

  • everyone thinks kirk and lars are gay when it has been said in documentaries that they are both quite eccentric and have often pretended to be

  • Kirk is straight. Today's music is just so gay.

  • Don't mistaken kindness as a weakness. Iv had a few people make that misconception in my past and they quickly realized that they were very mistaken. Kirk is and always has been a humble bloke and this is why I respect him eventhough as a guitarist he really isn't too crash.

  • I'm a guy.

    I love metal.

    Metallica is fucking awesome.

    Kirk is fucking awesome.

    My life changed after watching this. For the better.

  • @solidsnake4147 haha chill out

  • @solidsnake4147 That is so sad...

  • Kirk is a sensitive guy, you know that got him so much pussy back in the day lol!

  • kirk hammett is a bad motherfucker

  • you know what? Kirk is majestic... Like a unicorn or a lightning bug.

  • Kirk is so adorable :)

  • why does this video make me laugh so much hahhahahaha

  • @zombieslovebacon i know.. haha same here

  • 0:19 GAYYY

  • @pureamericanmetal11 fuck off

  • @MrOutsider82 lol 

  • I can say that I feel like Lars is a sniveling diva. If he would just shut the fuck up and play the damn drums then Metallica would not have crapped out 3 or 4 worthless peices of fuck and called them albums. Every interview I have seen lars was the one talking.

    His success has gone to his fat head and the music suffers for it.

    Do the same shit that you always did in the past and try to fix what Kurt Cobien destroyed with his corporate sellout.

    There I said it.

  • these guys turned into such crying little bitches jeeeezus christ man metal is drugs sex breaking shit and throwing down insted they get a fucking psychiatrist ?????????????

  • @MrLickmesack shut the fuck up ,  thats past now :/

  • @MrLickmesack wtf is worng with you, metal is music, metal is heavy guitar riffs and strong vocalists, it has nothing to do with drugs and sex breaking, thats the idea of a sycho that wnats to ruin his life

  • @AnamariaOcampo99 your wrong metal is not just music its a way of life obviously you listen to bitch pop metal because your a bitch lol

  • @MrLickmesack im agaisnt mainstream music, -.- pop disgusts me, and so your telling me that metallica is not good anymore because they dont do drugs and hire prostitutes? metallica is still a good band, i dont like them any less just because they arent ruining their lives anymore. and what does stating my opinion have to do with being a bitch, you are so stupid

  • GOTTA ADMIT IT HE SOUNDS GAY AND WEARING THAT SHIT KICKER HAT SITTING UP THERE ON THAT MOUNTAIN IS A BIT BROKE BACK.

  • if kirk leaves the band i'd say fuck metallica

  • He is right though, metallica have always had solos, atleast kirk didnt wanna change

  • kirk is the best.

  • His hand motions are delayed to his words

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­a thts so funny!

  • lolol this song is so lol

  • being equal to the other guys

  • Kirk is not gay, hes just a sensitive guy, a sensitive guy who rocks !

  • @acidee100 He's bisexual as far as I know.

    And the homophobes should learn to get into their heads that this ONLY means that he CAN fall in love with other guys, and not that he obsesses over every single guy he sees everywhere.

    To him the other Metallica members are just very good friends and life comrades, nothing else.

  • @Laurelindo Kirk is not bisexual. He has never said he is and has only ever been with women.

  • I think that kirk should open his mouth more in metallica. i think he's the only one of them that truly wanted to stay "metal" and not go into other "directions".. 0:44 proves it.

  • @bozzi90 Agree

  • @bozzi90 Well, him and Jason Newsted. But he's gone now.

  • Kirk may be gay, but his guitar play def. isnt.

  • Kirk Hammett is my idol. I love him so much. <3 :D It doesnt seem like he is the oldest. He is such a kind and gentle spirit

  • Kirk is the Nigel Tufnel of Metallica...especially when he's riding the horse in the film...and I, for one, thank him for it...can't ever have enough Nigel Tufnel behaviour in this world...

  • FAG

  • yeah, he is misunderstood because people think that he is an awesome guitar player. james hetfield and dave mustaine. end of story.

  • 0:12 lol

  • Pick your self up Kirk, and sharpen that booger pickin' finger!

  • i always felt like kirk quietly felt what all us fans felt as metallica took its new direction in the mid 90s....

  • One Life To Live:MetallicA edition

  • 0;21...gollum?

  • When did being humble start classifying someone as a pussy?

    When they're an asshole you give them shit. When they don't always look or act like they want to punch someone in the face or show any sign of emotion you give them shit. What the hell is wrong with you people?

  • kirk hammet is a real artist trapped in the commercial cespool metallica has become

  • I love Kirk. This was extremely amusing.

  • ummm. AWKWARD

  • he's a really adorable guy :D

  • I laughed alot watching this XD

  • kirk is damn idiot

  • Wow dude...I see why they kicked Mustaine out. They wanted a fucking pussy, cry baby, retarded idiot who isn't a man, but a boy. Mustaine is a fucking man.

  • @jb0Ogi3 cry baby? mustaine's been whining about being kicked out for over 25 years. i liked metallica and megadeth back in the day but let's face reality, mustaine is a whiner. he's also one of your hero's you'd never want to actually meet.

  • @Fektthis LMAO. So true...

  • @Fektthis

    Kirk has issues. He tries not be a cry baby so he tries to kick the shit out of one on stage.

    And indeed. Mustaine is the biggest cry baby of them all.

  • @Clike666ness It was an accident. he apologized. etc.

  • @Fektthis mustaine is a better guitar player so thats all i really care about, not even knowing the guy i could care less if he whines. its cool that kirk is a good person (and guitar player) and all but that doesn't change the fact that since the Black album, metallica is just another sold-out commercial band.

  • @xmanwomanx had you said a better songwriter you might have been right. better guitarist though, no he's not. if anything they're roughly the same. as for selling out, megadeth did that themselves years ago as well. they just didn't make as much cash for it. i don't care for metallica anymore haven't for years or megadeth. loved em both in their prime tho and saw both live. megadeth live suck and alot of that is mustaine. metallica rocked live. just the way i saw it.

  • @Fektthis i know megadeth sold out too but i was so happy when they came back with endgame, and metallica rocking live? even in the performances when they werent drunk or high, any half-decent guitarist can tell how sloppy james and kirk were. mustaine plays riffs twice as difficult while singing and still played them perfectly, i dont know why you would say they suck live. maybe you just dont like daves voice, i dont like it either. i love megadeth for their awesome guitarists

  • i love you Kirk ♥.♥

  • Awesome guitar player, great personality.

  • 0:30 SOOO ADOWABLE!!!!!!!!

  • gay

  • i love 0:38 its just racks and racks and racks, ah yeah, almost forgot...racks :)

  • hahahaha

  • he is so gay !@!

  • Poor millionaire! He is totally right about being "trendy" not doing solos. And, Lars did say that!!!! Either way they are all Gods.

  • the fact that kirk didn't play solos on st anger, makes it that record as crappy ass as those "load" of crap ones they did.......lars is a dumb ass

  • omg, i love kirk and this just made my week, the sad music literally made me laugh.... out loud

    thank you so much

    :)

  • One of the best, but THEEEEE worst hair transplant surgery ever.

  • this is funny...and dramatic

  • kirk hates the solo trend bcause its trend hes not good at. he knows that peope are getting bored of his wah wah solo shit

  • 0:41 the reason why st anger sucked compared to previous albums

  • And Kirk is right and thats why St. Anger sucks!

  • hes such a winey little bitch!!!!

  • He should get a trophy for putting up with James and Lars all these years.

  • he's cute!

  • he was right about the solos

  • 0:35 *facepalm*

  • Haha I loved this

  • sharpen that booger pickin finger!!

  • Poor Kirk that can't have his guitar solos with the awful viberato:P

  • Kirk looks so sad. I wish i could give him a great big hug.

  • @smakdis he looks like a down syndromic woman with a mustache. but yeah, same thing

  • @smakdis lol xD

  • Who fkn cares what he does... really.

  • Click 9 for funny

  • Press 4 for an epic facepalm!

    Great video by the way!

  • The only improvement with Metallica is that Hammet would really quit playing solos.... Theyre just horrible

  • @ezmosolar

    Lol? XD

  • I almost collapsed laughing at 25 seconds when the sad music comes on and hes sitting on the rock ledge

  • i kept expecting to see at the end

    In loving memory of Kirk Hammett 1962 - 2011

  • @RipAndCompromise Dude, he's still alive.

  • @LotsOfMetalUpYouAss

    i know, the video was just set up like an after life tribute

  • Funny, but the more Metallica band memebers try and downplay having egos, they more they act like they do. Sorry guys, you're all multi-millionaires now, living in mansions with nanny's and cooks. You can't play the "I'm just a regular guy" card anymore. Sorry. If it'll make you feel like more of a regular guy, send me a crap-load of money and stop driving cherry GTO's that you didn't restore yourself.

  • @corebare Well i'm sorry but, They are doing what they love to do, it earns money, They entertain YOU. But they always want to be theirselves.

  • @TheLazyDeath - I bought Kill EM All was an actual album, before CD's were invented. So, I think that gives me the right to call them on their Bullshit. - And there was a time that making money wasn't as important as "the fans" to Metallica. - The fans are important to them as long as they don't download their music for free. Poor Lars lost so much money do to Napster he had to cut his art purchasing budget in half to 6 million dollars. - And they haven't entertained me since 1992.

  • @corebare Actually, with the economy i'd be pretty pissed too. Just because you listen to their albums, doesnt give you the right. Metallica loves their fans. and dont get me wrong, you'd want just as much money too. and when you got it, you would do the same. eventually it'll get to your head. but metallica's trying not to. cant you see it? In every concert, you can tell that metallica loves what their doing. they speak to the fans. unlike other bands you see out there. am i wrong?

  • I died laughing on 0:12-0:14 with the little smile that he gave...KIRK IS THE MAN!!!!

  • just because kirks a genuinely nice guy does NOT mean he's gay. i mean come on, he's married with kids..

    he's nice, he's got a good personality, he's talented AND he's got the looks, and you're all just jealous ;)

  • this guy is such a pussy bitch lmao

  • I still can´t believe Kirk is the oldest of the bunch. While James nowadays looks like his own grandfather, Kirk is still looking and sounding pretty young.

  • @MrSomeDouchebag but he got all burnt so thats normal i guess

  • @MrSomeDouchebag damn i figured kirk was the youngest

  • @MrSomeDouchebag i think its cus hes a good mix. hes Filipino n Irish. its a weird mix lol, plus Filipinos dont age fast

  • @MrSomeDouchebag JAMES LOOKS LIKE HIS OWN GRANDFATHER!!!!!

    LOLLZZZZZ!!

    I LITERALLY ROTFL!!!!

    ;)

  • @MrSomeDouchebag

    That's because James was an alcoholic.

  • @x1ic1x

    Yeah, I think you´re right. Good thing he´s sober now.

  • @MrSomeDouchebag its cause he's asian. asians age well

  • @SmartTalkProductions well sorta, the pattern I see in my family and many other asians is that they look like they're 20 throughout their entire life until around 60, and then all of a sudden they look 1,000.

  • @MrSomeDouchebag It's the weed

  • @MrSomeDouchebag Cliff was actually older, but I wonder what he would have looked like if the bus accident hadn't occured

  • so this is why mustain got kicked out of the band... not gay enough... and too good at guitar :)

  • is he gay or what ?

  • kirk is so hottt

  • @rawkgawdez to bad kirks married , lol

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  • I agree with Kirk about the solo part. St. Anger is a prime example. St. Anger riff wise was a great record in my opinion. It lost a lot of punch however because it lacked the Hammett ingredient in the mix (solos) and Lars drums sounded like banging on tin cans. Then we come to Death Magnetic. Killer record as a whole, solos back, no more tin can sound on drums BUUUT. It's so loud and clips so bad that it ruins what could be an amazing record. LOVE Metallica but keeping it real about this.

  • awww i love kirk lol

  • 0:41 lol that looks like Kirk is thinking about tossing James' salad. :D

  • they all looks so retarded

  • what a moral fag, this stupid poser walking in everyday john outfits is not metal and his solos suck, he should be cocky, aggresive and use fucking drugs man, give me metallica back