Westfall Noir

[Tehzor1]

I can't believe this has so many dislikes! Its fantastic!!!!

[XxGAMES12xX]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Looks like they really put the cart..puts on shades..before the horse

[salvo711]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[SoulisValor]

what i addon is he using to track the time of his casts

[DrayDray72]

He sounds like th grinch in the beginning XD

[Boilme0]

"His names Laine...sounds jewish"

[thebestpantar]

been my partner since level 10

[Aceries666]

You take my anglophilia to a whole 'nother level. xD

[nakenmil]

"Took W.E. with me for backup, though he ain't much company. Always been the silent type."

EPP-IKK.

[CrownedSerpent]

I wish you would do another like this. This is one of the funniest you've ever done.

[darkmaphesto]

@CrownedSerpent i agree

[hwmarty]

What is your alliance server?

[ShinXari]

i'm doing these quests right now...and i find them very entertaining. There's only one thing i cannot understand: due to the war in northrend Stormwind is plunged into a financial crisis and a lot of citizens are losing their homes and wealth....and King Varian wants to waste more and more resources into a pointless war against the horde. (don't understanding that the wrath gate wasn't horde fault). Where's the alliance's righteousness in this?

[tehmittens]

@ShinXari Hordes doing fine, hell, we got all our cities revamped, Blizz is really puttin' the hurt on Alliance

[JonBall44]

@ShinXari

They can't make the game completely black and white. The Horde have some good things going for them, the Alliance can be really sketchy at times as well.

[ShinXari]

@JonBall44 yes....that's what i'm saying. But a lot of people still think in this black-white division

[piggiebank20]

"Big city" sounded an awfull lot like "Big Shitty"

[piggiebank20]

I'd of shocked him right in the kissah I rofl so hard on that sentance.

[irishwars]

Showed this to both my sister and mother, both know nothing about warcraft. They loved it. Great work TB

[nightelfhunter534]

Love the script, but the voice is annoying as FUUCKKKKK. Sorry :(

[Drez26]

"Looks like they really put the cart..........before the horse" *Cue CSI Music*

[mrlebowski562]

@Drez26 thats the who to you

[dudeimepic1]

wtf



[Drez26]

A moment of silence for poor Old Blanchy

[archlorddestin]

NOOOOOOOOO BLANCHY!!!!

[negdisfilms]

wtf,,did I just watch, lol like a cheesy 20's radio show lol like fuckin sherlock holmes xD

[dragonfire981]

@negdisfilms You mean a 60's detective show sherlock was never like this.

[peetrwilson]

"...cause's he's got two shoes..." hahaha!

[MrTrexus2]

WoW u sound like a idiot xD



[Oniphire]

Genius. I'd love to see more of this.

[unit657]

W.E pwns :P

[Vorashsokar]

More Westfall Noir please :D

[theinvisiblearmy]

thank you! i love film noir, gonna go watch some right now :)

[ShadeolTheFox]

I don't have enough internets to give this quest.

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

@DeftCursor Obvious troll is more obvious than the CSI reference.

I'm disappointed that people were trolled by him saying "It's not obvious" after he just said it was obvious.

[dkt8541]

@TheEnjoiPandolin God you guys are still going on about this deft cursor dumbass? goddamn get over your pathetic selves...ffs he's a dumbass, so what? laugh at him and feel better...no need to troll a troll...

[bigbird2007]

@DeftCursor gotta be honest neither do i i cant ermember what i was posting about xD

[CarbonNixton]

damn they killed them, they finally did it!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

[icythetwilight]

lol

[leliorising]

Absolutely bloody brilliant.

[tyler23bessler]

The voice is soo bad please don't do another video with that voice...

[DJxSGGxNeo]

nice!!!!

[Respectthegore365]

this would be TB if wow was made in the 18 hundreds.

[pappybuck]

haha great job biscuit very funny

[cadbane80]

Cool vid and nice job

[ucemujeproblem]

Nice one :D

[Chromic90]

You sound like Jim Carrey in the Grinch :o

[U23Drocs]

is the water elemental a permanent pet now? 

[chase362]

@U23Drocs yes

[Gladsmiley]

HAHA they actually did a CSI joke LIVE on world of warcraft :D Amazing!

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

This was pretty damn amazing! If you can, you and W.E. should do more of these.

[Cheege90]

Great Western/ Britsh accent haha

[derbigpr500]

Nice one hahah

[Calltoopower]

"Appear to have breasts...maybe I should look into that..."

[Crispybiscuit1]

I love how TB's doing this voice and playing a female worgen.

[keishii2648]

LOL



[Muffinscool]

NOT OLD BRANCY! NOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT ISNT SO...

[LazloHouse]

@Muffinscool Boor Brancy :( ALL THE OATS!!!

[TheAtomicdog22]

Great stuff!

[Merceeyful99]

Don't mind these scrubs TB, Trying to over-troll them is like me vs trade chat on my realm - Epic fail, lol.... Anyways good vid, Kinda random but still pretty good as always.

[RubenDelight]

MY GOD NOT OLD BLANCHY oh if i just could've gotten him some more oats maybe this whole thing wouldnt have passed :(

[dogmaster044]

@RubenDelight Only person that can spell the horse's name right . You win a virtual cookie,made of oats.

[FireButts15]

"Lieutenant Horatio Jaine"

Win.

[ShinXari]

westfall seems very different from the old one.... and pretty interesting.

[MoFlowBG]

Who knew that in the fourties people had a drunken accent.

[Zook2023]

Whyd they have to kill the horse!!! why not just kill the people?!

[animefan809]

lol totaldetective and W.E. private eyes

[Jakesterandbanjo]

"Sounds Jewish." lmfao

[hypernade]

@WorthyFail there will always be some ppl who don't like a video, if TB is supposed to change something every time he gets a negative comment, barely any video's would be on his channel, so he's right, no point in giving comments like "I don't like this video"

[WorthyFail]

@hypernade I don't mean that he should change but some one saying they think the vidoe is annoy is still a useful feed back if a lot of people agree with that person, yes in this case no one did doesn't make the comment "pointless". I guess we are just looking at the infomation differently.

[hypernade]

@footimmy2 Lol I like ur comments, u know the program the mentalist? Well, u sound like it in a ridiculous way

(Any spelling mistakes? sry, i'm Belgian)

[nikolastas]

lol i love ur max payne style of speaking xD :)

[eoreilly1994]

I love how you kept calling the your pet WE, made me laugh every time. Nice accent by the way 

[Diceman82]

blanchey?blanchey! nnnnoooooooo!!!

[bonnor97]

@Diceman82 yes blsnchy.... damn oat eating bastard

[doubledevil]

Thank god for closed captions

[SlashcrossXD]

Uh.... Eh..... Okay....

[AtilaCXL]

lol this is so win.

[Astrenar]

Now do darkshore EXTREEEEMMMEEE edition. xD

[Prancerella]

There simply are not enough words in the english speaking language to describe my love for this video. Very entertaining, TotalBiscuit.

[SJChango99]

Looks like they really put the cart... before the horse.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[blackgokuquest]

that was so great . i love old movie like that

[haldenlith]

That, good sir, was beautiful.

[W1nd3x12]

dude i love this video... laughed the entire time.. good job

[tinwhiskerSC]

Also, I appear to have sprouted fur.

Fantastic!

[GodlyGamerFTW]

honestly people get TotalHalibut's dick out of your mouths... everytime he responds to someones comment saying they're stupid or talking down on something they said, you all have to join in and talk shit... seriously if you're going to take after someone make sure they're someone that isn't a complete asshole..

[GodlyGamerFTW]

to be honest we need people like DeftCursor.. just because some of us understand what is going on doesn't mean others do... I've never seen csi miami nor a commercial for it, the only reason I even know it is a show is because I hear people talk about it... and I don't understand how having access to the internet would have to do with knowing about a TV SHOW at all either... it's not like everyone gets on the internet and watches videos or hears about csi miami...

[Nightmare060]

Those telling you not to do this again clearly have missed the point entirely! I've never seen a Noir film in my life and I still understood and laughed at the video. If someone who's previous experience with Noir is Bugs Bunny, a brief Simpsons Sketch and a Samurai Jack episode can find this funny, what do you have to be to get annoyed by it?

[2710dw]

Epic 5 HP kill. Nicely done. :P

[hirostroud]

beautiful work sir, though i am jealous that he has 2 shoes the greedy bastard

[ViperRob42]

oh NOSS.. BLANCHYYY!! *tears*

[Orothan]

"Looks like they really put the cart..."

(puts on shades)

"...before the Horse."

-YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[CarbonNixton]

@Orothan watch?v=sAi7xc9W-AA&feature=re­lated :D!!!!!!

[BlimeyGames]

This is unbelievably awesome...I half expect him to say "Ya betta believe it, Kid."

[Paddydaplops]

Brilliant!!!

[Bbproz]

@ TotalHalibut I know what a troll is and you seemingly only respond to them, still love your videos. PS: you mentioned you play LoL in a previous video, wondering if you could possible make a video of you playing or something ^.^

[frigidalloy]

wonder if shes into furries XD

[netsquall]

@DeftCursor you weren't trying to be a smartass, you ARE a smartass.

[SOMENAMEOK]

Looks like they put the horse

before the cart.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[netsquall]

@DeftCursor you're not at the center of the universe, just fyi. the david caruso meme is widely known, just because you didn't recognize it doesn't make it not a well known internet meme.

[netsquall]

Seriously some people just don't get how to laugh at something amusing.

[knw257]

Best...TB...Video...EVER!

[5gbrown]

this was boring

[netsquall]

@5gbrown your face is boring..

why post shit like this

[5gbrown]

@netsquall because i find it boring and id rather if he didnt make videos like this again

[5gbrown]

@netsquall everyone is aloud to comment and have an opinion on things

[sleepwalking73]

Arguing on the Internet is like winning the special olympics...even if you win your still retarded :)

[netsquall]

@sleepwalking73 how witty and original

[netsquall]

@DeftCursor yep.. u mad

[kokoko340able]

LOL! Funny stuff! Keep it up!

[bnmftw]

This was actually pretty damn clever now that I can read what you were saying.

[sproge2142]

AWESOME!

more plz :D

[SuperMarchymarch]

Tim Burton Fans!

Buy this for me!

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[randomsnakapus]

lol that was awesome

[BloodHuman3]

@Sonu21177

Why do we care.

[TheTopnotches]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REALLY LOL'D

[Lawgiver19]

This was great! and a good change in pace in commentary. Made me LOL that is for sure. Awesome job Total.

[dreghorn007]

lol how sore was your throat after this:)

[MasterLagoz]

More of this plox, totalbiscuit detective rules....

[ForzaDIF1891]

Stop say stuff like ''lay off the meds'' srsly wtf he probably got bored. And theres nothing new for the beta hes a funny guy its not the meds... Sorry if my grammar sux I'm from sweden and a teeneager. btw love your vids man!!

[nero061]

With our pants down ...lol

[GoodSephiroth]

this is awesome ^^ wish wow ran like this XD

[MachinemaRocks]

the cc dosent work tb

unless you said "some hot shots which the only taking lead on this says he's bikini"

at 0:25

[subaveragejoes2]

TB is uncategorical AWESOME

[Ragemar]

That was really good work, how long did you spend on that?

[andrewd88]

Nice job with the Film Noir video. It was really good.

[sidhe21]

im gonna love this quest CSI ftw

[krkirill]

All I can say: LOL!!!

[Voriof1]

Now I've got a jonesin' for some Sam Spade and Miles Archer.

[andrechi]

LMAO at CSI refferece! XD

[samchilla]

prolly a commy lol

[TotalHalibut]

@DeftCursor Look at how many tears you're crying. So butthurt over being made to look like a complete fool. Please by all means folks, go and laugh at him.

[Gnarkill0133]

"White...not my color" 

[TheZookiy]

TB how did it take you to make that script and then record it to your liking?

[profawesomephd]

W.E

the water elemental

silent type

brilliant

[mysticrawr]

the whole floating dude kills the whole concept of noir

[PrinceSephiroth]

lolz

Hilarious! Well done, TB! XD You have such a great imagination!

[Ultracity6060]

Sounds like an episode of Weebl and Bob.

[HippieGuitarBoy]

Oh that was outstanding! Wow I haven't laughed that hard since your post-metal show about the howling oak.

[jakebugman]

WTF



[aowyyn1337]

@ the comments in this video:

tl;dr

[DailynofDraenor]

Great work Totalbiscuit :) Hope doing that voice didn't hinder your recovery :) Made my morning "likely a lack of needless metaphors in my system" Loved it.

[Starry2000]

Ran out of room in my previous reply, but I believe this is supposed to be the Alliances' (superior) answer to the Shady Rest Inn. It's superior partly because this quest chain almost certainly has a real conclusion- today. As opposed to an oh, by the way wrap-up in 3-4 years. It's also fleshed out a lot more.

They need more of these kinds of quests, but for that they would have to develop (non-player) characters. They have a hard time, or refuse, to keep track of the few major lore characters

[Xaelthior]

Good job Totalbiscuit, you sir are a genius

[Bbproz]

I think that DeftCursor single handily trolled all of you, congratz LOL

[Starry2000]

@Bbproz To be fair, I don't know what CSI:Miami reference is or is not in this video. It might have something to do with the fact that I couldn't tell you what internet memes have come out in the last two years, I don't go to the places or view the videos where they are spread.

The CSI (not miami) thing, I did catch that much. As to the video overall, I believe this is one of T.Bs' very best videos to date. I hope that they finished implementing that quest chain so we can see the conclusion :)

[netsquall]

@Starry2000 just because you didn't recognize the references doesn't mean it isn't a reference that a large portion of people who watch Totalbiscuits videos WOULD recognize. Contrary to popular belief, you're not at the center of the universe.

[Starry2000]

@netsquall Your reply to me was completely and totally out of line. Nothing I said was supposed to represent anyone other than my self. I don't want your apology, I want you to read my reply again and think twice before just tearing into someone.

[TotalHalibut]

@Bbproz Saying dumb shit because you're dumb and actually trolling are two completely different things. Go lookup the troll comic and educate yourself.

[Bbproz]

@TotalHalibut Most people use stupid/dumb remarks in order to troll. PS: being dumb is not the same as being ignorant, educate yourself on a lovely thing called a dictionary.

[vapen76]

@TotalHalibut Are you only replying totally retarded comments? I have only seen you replyed on those i just need confirmation. Since this is not a totally retarded comment i have hard to belive you will actully reply this.

[GoodFortuneOfficial]

@vapen76 Your English is nonetheless pretty retarded. :)

[vapen76]

@GoodFortuneOfficial I will start to care when you will learn a seconde language and then can every word whit perfection.

[GoodFortuneOfficial]

@vapen76 Ik spreek ook vloeiend Nederlands, ich spreche auch fließend Deutsch, and ofcourse I speak fluent English. Those are 3 languages. Good day to you. :)

[Morncreek]

"Wonder if she's into furries."

That made me laugh so hard, possibly because of the furry art I've seen at times on deviantArt.

[NightimeProductz]

God damn! Not the Furlbrows! They told me how to make goretusk liver soup!

[ANDTORR]

:D Beauty TB. Pure fucking beauty. Please please please continue this. Also I'll forevermore refer to my elemental as W.E.

[Rommykins]

@DeftCursor Then stop wasting your time on youtube if you lose faith in humanity and go outside

[ohshtson]

OL' BLANCHY'S DEAD?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[WarFan40k]

NOT FUCKIN BLANCHY! NOOOO!!!

[flanch666]

this made my god damn day XD

[Mitzki]

Is it wrong to feel a greater sense of loss for Blanchey than for those farmers?

[DeathofSaints]

@Mitzki no, no it is not.

[inc0002]

@Mitzki

...no its not. not at all...

[MrFlipske]

lol worgen suck

[Mattmoo36]

W.E. is quite the right hand man, but such a dark and cold fellow might have seen too many years on the job.

[TotalHalibut]

@DeftCursor May I ask, who the fuck with access to Youtube, doesn't know about CSI Miami?

No, you tried to be a smartass and got called on it. Deal with it.