Potential Man Boyfriend

[JustinTotino]

1) Not only am I fluent in Internet, but also Irony, Sarcasm & Troll (various forms)

2 & 3) Not only do I love Doctor Who, but I plan on becoming famous enough to be able to audition to for the part of the 13th Doctor, the Time Lord's last incarnation. Better than David Tennant? That remains to be seen :)

4) I grew up watching all the Disney classics over and over...and over

5) CoD is overrated. Sure I don't mind it at times, but there are a lot of better games out there

[JustinTotino]

6) Beard, sideburns, goatee...pretty much the only thing I can't grow properly is a mustache

7) 5'11"? You're 5'11"??!! ARGHHH!! I'm only like 5'9"!! NOOO!!!!

8) Not a lumberjack, because I wouldn't like cutting down trees, but I've been said to look like a mountain man by a friend once before (if I don't shave for like a month and a half)

YOU'RE 5'11"? Still 7/8 ain't bad, right Amy? Uh, I mean...Alissa? (See what I did there? XD...) Ah, Doctor Who...

[JustinTotino]

And I apologize in advance if this reads as creepy, I'm just making a point :P :)

[luvely34]

"im a danty flower damnit and i want to feel like one" trust me i knoe how u feel :/

[hereticxhexen]

i love a GF if she was an onlinegamer and watch porn and wise and trollolololo :D

[mrsheyheycool]

ur voice is annoying

[campstar19]

Lol If it wasn't for the fact that I'm 17, and have a girlfriend I'd think you were pretty amazing. Still do, but I match most of these, aside from the height and muscle. xD

[Ixwishingstarx]

Omg i would also want to sing disney songs with my bf but ... I cant sing o.o

[igotaidsinnarnia]

have u posted ur boobies on /r/gonewild?

[wheels85]

I don't know how I got here, but I just need to ask, am I the only person in the world who has never seen Dr Who? Related, I don't think I am, but how do I know whether or not I'm as good as David Tennant? I know lyrics to Disney songs but I can't sing. I sound like a dying animal when I try to sing. I love video games except FPS games. I HAZ BEARD!!! Oh, no. So close. I'm not near 6ft, nor am I lumberjack-like. But definitely not emo. If you need reference, I have none. SO, did I get the job?

[angrymarketing5]

flagged for 3DPD and child abuse

[buldogx]

too bad i'm from Lithuania. lol

[scimath42]

ginger && 3DPD

[Kazisho]

3DPD.

[blinxwang]

GOTIS, GOTIS everywhere.

[MrSTi2005]

OMG you just described me! No wait I'm gay.

[methodicallyChaotic]

But this isn't the big question... See, you're missing the BIIIIG question

[ninnains]

HAHAH you have a great voice

[BiGVERTi]

hmmmm.. im 6'4, love love love Dr Who, think David Tennant is the pinnacle of mankind, love Disney movies, going to transfer to Oregon next year, can grow a semi beard....(I think..I wish..) Sweeet.

[belongtobill]

Alissa, where did you find that sonic screwdriver? I have been looking for one everywhere!

[Killen9346]

You want a manly lumberjack with a beard, playing video games and singing disney songs....

Okay Goodluck!

[ZhoZhaal]

1 - Check. /aww/ is the shizz, yo.

2 - I hate Dr. Who.

3 - Serial killing racists are better than that weasel of a scotsman.

4 - I can do a passable Scar voice, so as long as we keep it to one song we're great.

5 - I'm shite at all the video games, so we're good.

6 - Does a goatee count?

7 - I'm barely 6 foot tall. You'll have to stay away from high heels. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD DAMNIT!

[DUDE3484]

'My name is stephanie, and i just really like cats'... made my day.

[ghamdi777]

okay .. do you accept me as a cute boyfriend ? :)

[SpandexPandas]

...You are... you are the most daintiest flower...

[crashdown903p]

If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me "you are to short for me " .... I am 5 foot 3 and I've basically just accepted that I'm too short and girls will never like me. Thanks Allissa better that I just accept it.

[feelovesmangos]

@crashdown903p

5'10 and I don't care about height!

[TheFPSCameron]

Twenty years old and can't grow a beard... mother fucker...

I was good until then, 6 ft tall, I play various games, I love Doctor Who (you look like Karen Gillan, by the way), I am not emo, and I love the internet.

Oh well, still can't grow a beard, see you in five years :D

[TenshiTorres]

Your hair!!! Its looks...different

[RetardedAndRandomTV]

The Doctor Who screwdriver thing reminds me of the memory erasing pen from Men In Black.

[nofear31126]

OMG!!!! shes got a SONIC!!!



[RandomlyBeautiful13]

Omg. yes. Disney music. I think i just fell in love. xD <33

[pocketofstars]

2:45 Since when is Daryl from Walking Dead a lumberjack? lol. "Merle gets clap now and again"

[cupid9196]

Holy shit! I have the same height problem!!!!

It's no shallow lol it's a problem! haha

[TheUntameWerewolf]

You need a stud lesbian lol

[MissAlissa15]

@TheUntameWerewolf oh my god i do.

[lovenotlie1212]

@MissAlissa15 me

[TheUntameWerewolf]

@MissAlissa15 Lol I was only kidding, but randomly putting it out there I have a male friend that pretty much fits most of the things you listed. TheeLifeOfBob hes here on youtube. Just putting that out there.

[crashdown903p]

You want a manly man who also sings disney songs and likes dr who? yeah good luck with that.

[Thewolf878]

I got all those things but I'm ugly ad I'm Mexican and I'm lazy and im on 4chan to much

[hellstoocold]

According to this list I'm pretty much your dream man.....just sayin'.

[S0nIc44]

faith in humanity: well at least partially restored

[Debnicole3]

i hate/love it how i'm really into doctor who because of you <3

[remilobry]

follow the zeitgeist movement

[xtremethomas]

I wish there were more girls like you lol

[TheErnieVlogShow]

I think i just fell in love with you haha

[guitarmac05]

well your only a year older than me soooooooo ;) and id say i meet that critera ;)

[SammiiSurfaceXD]

Me and you are looking for the same thing.. lolol HARD TO FIND

[bartfoppes]

so kirby counts right?

[MrDoctaJones]

theres not many internet lumberjacks

[Kebbek192000]

There needs to be more girls/women like you. Step up your game ladies. Your move...

[tpot91]

cough cough bitch!

[wlwodi]

Alissa You are die this month

[clarecimo]

"I don't want another guy who thinks he's a hardcore gamer because he's 'soo good at call of duty.'"

THANK YOU.

[Mello245]

I think i have the same type as you :')

Nice video! :)

[xSteelCityAngelx]

Stopped watching doctor who after tennant left. It's not even worth it anymore.

[webkinzpuppies124]

you should date charlieissocoollike :)

[samfitz9]

I agree with all your premises. I am pretty much the same way.

[crackerstacker21]

oh, and shake babies... for exercise :D

[crackerstacker21]

i am 6' tall, love Fable 3, Skyrim, Need for Speed, Soul Calibur, Street Fighter, etc. I am a singer in a band i am buff and can grow a beard and mustache... but im not dating you. :D

[xoRaspberryxo]

My potential man-boyfriend has to play some instrument, like skittles, be taller than me, like rock music, is ok with my obsession with Tom Kaulitz, and can cook more that spaghetti.

[hotshot619]

Darn, well if # 7 was negotiable I would of made the build...only 5'10

But I'd wear high soled shoes to make you feel like a flower lol

[GunzOFury]

the reference to everything in this video made me favorite and subscribe immediately

[TuneGurl02]

my name is stephanie and i like dogs:)

[smallypuppy22]

I'm with you on number 3 ! they can try but the'll never be as good as tennant :)

[MrDemise777]

Got all that. Except the disney movie part. But, worth it.

[NDSLover350]

Nope. Sorry :/

[thepeaceawesome]

When are you making a new video :)

[hyatesc]

ultimate girl, <3 disney and Dr who. and true fact i am related to pocahontas, (1/4 chance i am)

[Harrypottergirl879]

"I am a dainty floower dammit." Lol you madam just got a new subscriber.

[Jaimemiguel07]

You are asking for too much what are you giving in return?

[ZacharyDash]

Where are the applications

[Distrepolo]

lol, you just described me. but i dont sing disney songs...

[ctstealth]

I spit out my drink when you referred to the "I like cats" video. xD

[dk13662]

ur so lucky u have docter who light

[bigoxtailbone2]

why don't you do some team up with meekakitty. she is touring the US right now.

[xboxcrazy1000]

All me :)

Except 6 and I'm not 16...

But I'm 13 hahaha

Wait for me xD

[MsBLASTAbaby]

Daryl! From The Walking Dead! I love him! :D

[disposable420]

I'm the guy, but i fail the height requirement :-( "you are not tall enough to ride this ride sir..."

[BreezyCheeks1]

lol she described me perfectly haha but when she says that out loud i feel like a dork haha

[AncileOmega]

That was entertaining.

[DarkPrince013]

Good guy Greg doesn't do good deeds to win; He does them because he's a good guy.

[compton182]

i'm 6 foot 7...just sayin'

[voxsuperstes]

@MissAlissa15 you are the perfect girl/woman for me u_u'' and i'm the perfect boy/men for you!! 1) i love redhead!! and i'm so romantic and passionate!! :P 2) cmon.. doctor who is my brother!! xD i mean.. temperamentally identical! i'm not kidding u_u 3) i've the ability to sing disney songs 4) i already have a beard 5) i'm 6'1" tall u_u'' 6) and i'm a manly man! u_u'' PS: however i'm a super-hardcore gamer because i play pokemon!! XD see? i'm the perfect mate u_u''

[IIMaRVII]

you are one of the sexiest girls on youtube! Shame you don't like whiny little wusses without any sense of humor... id never expected that :´(

[iamemmaXD]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY

[Tillo128]

besides being a lumber jack she basically described charlie is so coolike

[MintyDragonfly]

I know quite a few "men" who like all of those things, and let me warn you now - 80% of them are LOSERS.

You should date me instead, I'm a shorter-than-you, ginger, fogbreathing (aka British), internet-loving girl who will glue a beard on if you wanted me too. We can fantasize about David Tennant together and watch Sherlock which is clearly better than Doctor Who (now that he isn't David Tennant any more).

[nickelson15]

I AM BRITISHHHH! 6'4 woop.

[Rubiks007]

Also this guy you're looking for, sounds homosexual, just saying, Disney Princess songs, other than FPS (Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2), come on now

[Rubiks007]

Damn, i am NONE of these things.... unsubscribe! lol j/k

[HorribleVengeance]

damn I don't met any of the requirements, except Doctor Who >.<

[gabibirdy]

i think ive asked this allready but IS PEPPERONI SERIOUSLY YOUR LAST NAME? CAUSE IF IT IS HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON EVERRRR.

[toolegitforthis1]

MissAlissa, Y U NO POST NEW VIDEO YET?

[theabstractsun]

Wow. Good list. You should have given more emphasis on gaming. Like RPGs, Action Adventure, Old school aka Sonic 2, TMNT: Turtles in time, Chrono Cross (SNES). Also I got a beard lol. Never see myself without one lol

[theabstractsun]

@theabstractsun OH and THE TENTH DOCTOR FTW and Martha that whiney b****, HE LOVES ROSE!

[0Brie0Brie0]

"My name is Stephanie, and I just...... I just really like cats. :,)

[amberinoface]

i absolutely love how you refer to him as man boyfriend after awhile.

[heyitbeemma]

WHERE DID YOU GET THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER? that is epic.

[Jarofmyhearts]

Maybe you should date Charlieissocoollike. x)

[KiaranScath]

Dang it. Im too short!

[SpaceJellyHunger]

Everyone here is a pedo...

[SleeepingWithSirens]

I think im inlove

[Anotherwizard312]

omg where'd you get the sonic screwdriver? I'm jelly!!

[OfficialMissAwkward]

this might sound weird but i just found a band that you might like called Rx Bandits 0_____o

[tahnindisguise]

You remind me of Amy Pond :)

[ThisIsFrancake]

I haven't watched your vlogs before I just lost my V. to this one. And omg you are awesome :') SUBBED!

[MrCumulate]

i go well with all of these... but im 16 -_- you should reply with what your favorite games is :) mine is probably pokemon stadium for n64 :0 gotta love the mini games

[ocelot8081]

I thought you were 19, when did you get old.?

[kennyanissa]

hi, you're perfect

[Julielovessomeone]

D: I want your Sonic Screwdriver!!!

Where did you get it? Oh My God!

[crazyb472]

derp :B

[sazj]

I'm 22, 6'4, I have grown several types of staches/beards/patches in my day. I play platformers, and alladin is my shit bro! I think I win. Oh, I cut lumber on a daily basis too. Damn fireplace.

[LIGHTtheLAMP1975]

i'm 6'2", love reddit, and i rarely play first person shooters (however lately i have played a lot of gears). if a man named newt can run for president, i'll consider myself a potential boyfriend.

[XxTeenageMomentsxX]

:)



[irismeeow]

you should date goldeyrocks :P

[MissAlissa15]

@irismeeow he is shorter than i am. no dice.

[whowhathuh]

@MissAlissa15 How tall are you?

[edisitoable]

@MissAlissa15 1 thing u wont find a lumberjack who is willing to sing Disney songs or even watches em so some of Ur comments on perfect man/boy contradicts themselves, so good luck finding your perfect man/boy guy

[SuperKelsey86]

Why did you cancel your formspring?

[onerepublic12345]

being a girl and 5'11 makes anything and everything impossible. except reaching top shelves.

i speak from experience. :P

[StuGaZzZ1]

im in love with you ;$ ;)

[Biglouy475]

Im 6'1 :D no that tall i think 

[Sheldja]

Oh. My. God. You described my roommate EXACTLY. How do you feel about someone who's 22? Awkward.

[MissAlissa15]

@Sheldja I'm 22 and don't date younger than me. perfect :3

[Sheldja]

@MissAlissa15 Oh. My. God. For like the past 4 months the universe has been telling me to start a band and go to Portland, Oregon. I looked up where you're from for the lulz so I could say to him "Hey, how do you feel about going to ______?" But I've been asking him that same question for months now. THE UNIVERSE DEMANDS THAT WE GO THERE. RIGHT NOW.

[MissAlissa15]

@Sheldja YES. DO THAT. also, i <3 portal and puppies. i love people who play piano because i can't play it myself. alliteration is cool but i'm more of an assonance fan. because it has the word ass in it.

[Sheldja]

@MissAlissa15 The last thing he wants to know is if you love Wikipedia or not. PLEASE SAY YES WE NEED HIM TO BE OUR BASSIST. FYI he can also play the guitar and the bass. And pretty much any instrument out there ever. You two can write songs together that have both alliteration and assonance in every sentence.

[Sheldja]

@MissAlissa15 He wants to know if you like Portal, Piano and Puppies. And Alliteration. >_>

[ZiQRaP]

damn , you look like ellie goulding when you're singing :))

[TimJJacques]

Right, I was just adventuring around YouTube for a little bit, happened across one of you videos, and I really need to ask you why you're Karen Gillan/Amelia Pond? Seriously, you remind me of her so much.Well, looks at least, I'm not too sure on personality just yet. The only real difference that I can see is that her hair is just a tinge darker than yours. But yeah, that's it, I won't be able to think of either you or Karen/Amy without thinking of the other from now on.

[xobrittniox]

If you were into girls, we'd be soul mates.

[MissAlissa15]

@xobrittniox <3

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

@xobrittniox

You can grow a beard?

[RossoNero805]

You don't want a boyfriend. You want a gay nerd best friend hahahaha.

[SuperSpeckybecky]

I want a guy that doesnt play call of duty but enjoys sonic :P

BEST EVER.

[vanitycandi]

LOL ur funny 

[jonsdlr]

i like your new hairstyle.

[allrequiredfields]

Firstly, if you want to talk intranets jokes IRL, you want a boy, not a man. Secondly, Reddit is the retarded, redheaded (HAH) stepchild of 4chan. Thirdly, I'm 6 foot, have a serious beard, and I live in Seattle. Buuuut unfortunately I have a strict no-disney-before-the-70's policy. Sad. What a shame.

[allrequiredfields]

@allrequiredfields

*after the 70's. DURR

[kt76943]

@allrequiredfields >Reddit is the retarded, redheaded stepchild of 4chan

oh god marry me.

[TheJon224]

I'm a dainty flower damnit and I want to feel like one. hahahahhahahhhahhahahhahahhahh­ahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

[463656]

wow umm ya you should hit me up O.o umm dont sing disney songs myself but ya 4outta 5 aint bad

[Megansaurr]

everything you just said. ALL OF IT.

[3cstatic3nigma]

BE A MAN! luv z internet, luv Dr. Who, Who doesn't...bad pun. I've already accepted my fate as never becoming a Timelord. ♥ ur sonic screwdriver btdubse. Disney gave me a childhood i can remember and laugh about. I sing all the time. esp. when riding a bike from wawa completely lifted @ 1am. im trying to make video games, so i'm well rounded...despite my small frame. My job made me shave my beard...so still working on that one. i'm 6'2". and women's clothing looks better on women. luv ur channel

[cherio28]

OH MY GOD :| me too..

[hangia]

This is the first video I've ever watched of yours and I've gotta say... you had me smiling within 5 seconds and had me laughing in no time. :)

[slowesttooth]

0:05 dat accent

[funnygifvidz]

UPON LISTENING TO YOUR MAN BOYFRIEND REQUIREMENTS I THINK ALEX IS THE RIGHT GUY FOR U - :)

[ty5009]

Could could... I be potential Alissa? I love you... :)

[StrongLover123]

I game... Err'y day

[kairi123able]

So.You gonna give me ur Sonic Screwdriver?:D

[CreativeFrustration]

You're a really good singer.. :L

[algebraparish]

OMG!! You should date Charlie Mcdonnell!!

[ThatPotterGuy]

Y U NO LIVE IN ENGLAND. Ok, seriously though I'm 6ft, love Disney, play a total mix of games and HELLO BRITISH so yeah I love Doctor Who. BUT... 1/ I'm British 2/ You didn't mention Harry Potter or John Green (for shame!!) and 3/ I'm not exactly the rugged manly man... I'm a nerdy guy so... There's that.

[MissAlissa15]

@ThatPotterGuy i like harry potter but i LOVE john green.

[ForeverSadieful]

If i wasnt a girl Id have 1-5 covered

[vSalai]

:( i don't have beard. and not the proper appropriate age but!.. :D

[EroUsagiSama]

You know what? I'm your ultimate boyfriend.

Well except that i'm french, so I would sing your disney songs in french, like a boss.

By the way, if you can finish Resident Evil 5 with me without being a millstone around my neck, then you are my ultimate girlfriend.

[valken666]

date yourself

[inspireMEkk]

Im a dainty flower damn it and I want to feel like one!...lol i promise i played that over and over like 100 times...

[jera1998]

Is it just me, or does anyone else think she looks like Donna off of That 70's Show? :b

[Modem360]

Come along pond, you're gorgeous!