Jesus Christ In Modern Warfare 2

[duh1142]

800 retards

[sgtdave117]

i believe in jesus and i thought it was pretty funny

[DaysForEveryone]

i dnt get offended that much but this video was very offensive to anybody to believes in jesus . it wasnt even funny .

[xxflamingpuppyxx]

jesus lost his internet conection from jeruselum

[CJarrard2010]

i find this video blasphemy

[lucaskronenbergen1]

Jesus come back to life and you try to kill him...

[XxAsianInvasion4xX]

woow, that matt00851 dude is a jerk. feel bad for him. repent now before it is too late everyone. GOD is always there for us. he loves every single one of us. even the ones who dare insult His own Son who died on the cross for us

[xxCONMAN117xx]

@XxAsianInvasion4xX dude just stop

[oOmaremmamaialaOo]

"...My girlfriend was cheating on me with my dad..."

"Oh God..."

"Yeah, him..."

[EpicSecretParty]

Jesus does not have a girlfriend. :[

[heights163]

go to hell

[inFamousxable]

Funny as fuck

[StarcaftAbrothers]

wow... jesus router is so bad, took him 3 days to respawn -___-

[SaturatedEel]

┌∩┐(●_●)┌∩┐

[futurfry]

Sorry this isnt funny

[pexx1000]

so pathetic...

[TheBlackwings44]

i luv how his mics not plugd in

[PastorExtremeSermon]

Colossians 2:9

9 For in Him dwells all the fullness of the Godhead bodily;

[PastorExtremeSermon]

Colossians 1:15-16

15 He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. 16 For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him.

[ImEliteOG]

@PastorExtremeSermon (:

[taemoclan]

best cup of sex and there lucking to have a teresome

[thefoodgamer1]

lawl in a private game yet the scores already half way there and he's got a harrier?lawl funny

[Ridick1460]

not laughin cause i think this is an insult to jesus

[PatrickReyesTV]

@Ridick1460 i agree

[Matt00851]

@Ridick1460 ha ha you read the bible ha. i like to your bible and cum all over it then set it on fire

[Ridick1460]

@Matt00851 die i hell devil ;P

[Matt00851]

@Ridick1460 so what cause i dont read the bible im a devil?

[Ridick1460]

@Matt00851 no just cause u said u were going to burn a bible -.-"

[Ridick1460]

@Matt00851 u said u were going to burn the bible -.-"

[supersawneekfan]

HAHAHA!!!! Awesome!!!

[KuruKuruGuy87]

The answer to life is 42. Simple.

[M1Garandstudios]

Cal: hows it going Jesus Jesus: hey are we going to play Cal: yeah yeah just a second, what do i say to him Frank: ask him if hes died on any thing T shaped lately Cal: ohh, so died on any good croses lately Jesus: what Frank: ask him it in Xbox talk Cal:ohh i f**ked your mom Jesus: no you didn't my moms a virgin Cal and Frank: ohhoho hey Jesus: ahh danmit that is funny

[EliDaScienceGuy]

jesus is only level 1 wat a noob

[appleshooter1000]

omfg thts mi clan tagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggg

[ElCabron889]

Love how Jesus's avatar is a Muslim... xD

[jd8545]

rofl my waffle

[watawatan0w]

You know what, go for it, knock it/make fun of it,/do whatever you like.

All i'll say is "Best of Luck"

*now enters he trolling machinima fanboys - with the "Attack the christian" comments"

[jordanjames12345]

WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL LMAO

[jadonplox]

l0l my moms a virgin

[Mr0Beast]

I bet that was skeet in that cuppp

[Luis070795]

MW3?

[fire2016087]

@Luis070795 Stop feeding the Unicorn Troll Army.

[SuperRandomFire]

on his map jesus doesnt exist

[xxgermanCallofduty]

im muslim

[TheBlackdago]

@xxgermanCallofduty

[theleetworldbest]

What?

What?

What?I mean yeah!FAIL

[theleetworldbest]

From here i found estonian(I quess) thing named UFOPORNO(I am from Estonia)

[andlyndav]

I blocked jesus when I was a kid...every time I tried to chat he would never answer.

[youngxjz25]

i want a cup of sex

[lolhoogie11]

meh 1st part was good

[MrKezada]

LOL JESUS

[indoorwater]

newfag there even on youtube

[Frapnoo]

@Bryndan764591 fuck you you fucking spamming pig of fucking fuck

[TheMrfrawg]

Jesus died for your sins. ask for forgiveness and repent. He can save you. This would have been cute a week ago; but now that i have /am learning this is not appropriate as it makes the devil happy.

[manynukes11]

@TheMrfrawg sometimes you can take a joke too far :/

[Toxic1nfection]

@TheMrfrawg Amen

[podjo2k]

@TheMrfrawg At least the devil has a sense of humor then.

[TheOptimusprimus1]

These guys below me are no lifes.

[ochoma13]

oh lord, this made me luagh.

[hinchy99]

lol at 1:04 he says why are u CUSSING at me instead of saying cursing, do people in the usa say cussing instead of saying cursing because im irish and we say cursing

[xMITCHx336]

@hinchy99 yeah most of us say cussing

[TheBravery767]

@hinchy99 ya in america we say cussing

[TheMrfrawg]

@hinchy99 wee young lad (meaning yes perhaps? i know oui is yes in french, trying to make your irish self feel @ home erin go braagh !

[monkeyballs131]

@TheMrfrawg fuck you bible thumper

[OpticJBigBalls]

lol jesus is an arab hahahahahaha

[yourGothicfriend]

mic unplugged and no one had a score, besides you. good acting...

[gk3og]

@yourGothicfriend DURRRRR

[CRyStaLProDucTiionS]

he looks like jonny knoxville :D

[xZoNeRaZoRx]

wow someones going to hell...

[masterprayer]

I didn't know Machinima are a bunch of jews.

[mkvillar1999]

0:50 look at the time in the game

[gartios11]

@mkvillar1999 it says 611 not 911

[xMITCHx336]

@mkvillar1999 611?

[predatorxx24]

This shit had me rolling

[FBGMTheReaper]

I smoke (press 5)

[silverkingdomdude]

jezus is using hacks! he can walk on water

[eliertehelf]

I would have asked for Half-Life 2: Episode 3, but i guess there are miracles even Jesus can't perform

[Kiwikilljoy]

Press 4 and 7 it's funny.

[TheOldsnake47]

press 4, don't ask why, just press it.

[MrVideogame26]

*adam* jesus christ man

*jesus* yeah?

LOL

[StylishBrah]

Noooob Only Level One -.-

[supzero231]

and lol lol lol what was in there pussy o_O

[supzero231]

lol who can dislike this ?

[DeviilBoy45]

@supzero231 Devil

[supzero231]

yeah maby haha

[dedem1315]

surprise cupsex?

[chameleon878]

@lopenix

No, he lagged out. I mean, he's all the way in heaven, that must be one HELL of a ping.

[NLBlackname55NL]

Comment Removed By Satan

[tehkylecreshow]

Cup of sex lmao!

[RomanianGM]

@MattGodden123 i ust looked at it when i was high and it was funny

[EsteemMusic]

It's interesting that Jesus has arabic writings on his bandana. Jesus is a muslim now, I suppose.

[SerbianPartyManiac]

What a blasphemy!!!

[lopenix]

Jesus exited the game?

[foofight3rs]

"Your not getting off that easy,..But I am" LMAO

[BulgarianShadow]

soooooooooooo ...

he basicly fucked the cup ?

[shaneThomas2011]

@BulgarianShadow 2 of them actually

[musicforlife191]

wanna cyber?

[spunkflunk]

lol first thing u say to him is that he is a cheater. you should report him to xbox live =D

[myownguy1]

2:24-2:33 lolzzz

[lawquiet314]

If his mom's a virgin how did she have him?

[guerogueronsqui]

hahahahaha so funny

[naveedngr]

I can see how much respect do Christian have for Jesus peace be upon him.

We Muslims are the one who testify him as messenger of GOD and live by what He,Abrahim,Mosses,David and Muhammad peace be upon teached us.GOD is one and only,not 3in1.

He did all miracles(not magic) by ALLAH(GOD) will as He peace be upon him himself said.

john5:30I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me.

[potatoblivion]

Jesus Christ Passion of the Christ Christ. Really?

[999WANA]

He is level one.

[l33boy100]

no mic lol

[MrSpoov]

lool nice

[JamesHunt159]

1 cup 1 man >:D

[TheArgusApocraphex1]

3:22 Kovic: What?

Jesus:What?

Khail:What?

Me:AAAAhhh yeeeaaahh...wait, what?

[Arleran]

trololololoolololol

this is so funneeeh

and he disconnected when asked about the meaning of life

[djmx82]

Why is jesus playing as a muslim???

[mentosC4]

@djmx82 cuz he was in the middle east...

[Tunnelfish2]

Well, they call it "god mode" in Doom...

[BeWoxNaTion]

headshots will not work on jesus,only Chuck Norris will work

Complete the Challenge

[NewsAndGaming]

Jesus plays challenge Lobbies

[xeox117]

naked girls undress ? looks like we got ourselves a wrong line tsk tsk ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

[TheAbridgedGamer]

1:02

Why are you cussing at me.

It's Xbox Live, it makes me look really cool.

I just love that statement :D

[jjsoc90]

First of why do you who call yourselves Christian judge. Stop doing that. Why do people argue about the dumbest things. I am a Christian and know that this is just a distortion of the truth of who Jesus is. Stop pointing fingers and pushing God on people. Jesus calls us to love not judge.

[HHHfan111]

who knew jesus would only be level 1

2:39

[NinjabeanSA]

Gl guys XD all i wanted to say

[halflifefan84]

It could have been a lot of other things cause the hits not to register... shows how brainwashed and dumb Christians are...

I know it's a comedy, but still..

[YeahBoyyy958]

@halflifefan84 Great way to start an argument

[halflifefan84]

@YeahBoyyy958 An overdue one. We don't need to be believing in fairy tales anymore, sorry if you just can't accept that.

[YeahBoyyy958]

@halflifefan84 Some believe some don't. Doesn't mean you have to bash one's opinions.

[Nicahiga]

this is not funny :(

[zip0vid]

how can he be wining against jesus?

[debruyn100]

I Hate it when they mock Jesus.....Really whats the point in that to Mock your maker?

[TiGraffi]

@debruyn100

jesus isn´t your maker

[gbgr001]

lol this is funny

[mrafaulo]

can you guys not mock my jesus okay just asking nicely... and remove this thanks... jesus freak out... :)

[EvOtheEvil]

f u mom fu

[EvOtheEvil]

fuck u mother fucker u r a layer ks omk

[xOpferPreDaToR]

"So I, I fucked your mom"

"yeah right dude, my mom is a virgin"

"ohhh"

"ahh, dam it"

lol

[RBfailures]

I would have asked Jesus to make Starcraft 2 come out (At the time)

[dkdanny30]

Actually pretty cool that he can manage to find the same guy and hit him in the head twice :D Thumbs up if you think so too :)

[LordReed]

Why is Jesus only level 1

[jerry5550]

@LordReed Jesus don't need level lol

Jesus can kill you without guns and knife , only turn off your Xbox lol

[M32Nade]

Comment Removed by Jesus Christ

[OmfgItsHenu]

blashpemy.

every1 knows jesus plays sims.

[KKOPPI]

LOL @ the Hallelujah voice

[colon301]

the guy get some gilfriens XD

[wtfhero18]

Scout Sniper vs First Recon! :D

[93djamie]

the mean of live is pip

[stuped39]

love it xD

its so fucking funny! lol!

[PrawnAndSquid]

Jesus is our saviour , how could you make such video to criticise him.. please repent and back out from your sin

[theshadow170y]

@PrawnAndSquid haha, go suck a D

[halflifefan84]

@PrawnAndSquid Because he's not our "saviour", he's just a fictional character in a book that people wrote when they were drunk.

[MrAlexvictor]

@halflifefan84 man you are gay as i dont know what. We are in america and you have no right to talk about someones religion. I'm not saying i'm a christian but keep that stuff to your self

[halflifefan84]

@MrAlexvictor I know you're a Christian or some type of religious moron because you can't even legitimately defend them without spewing out curse words and constructing nonsensical sentences in hopes to try to put yourself above me, if anything, you failed to do that, and you contradicted yourself, twice, which is another sign of you being religious, because you're too stupid to even counter-act claims with some logic, which is obviously beyond your close minded intellect, like most Christians.

[MrAlexvictor]

@halflifefan84 First of all i didnt say i was a christian because i dont believe you have a right to my personal info and second was that all you had to say? wow, that is a nice come back all i said was keep that to your self and you wrote a whole paragraph like this is you school assignment.

[halflifefan84]

@MrAlexvictor Well, I don't even put that much effort into school assignments, but it amazes me how many people are indoctrinated as a child, and grow up to spew religious garbage at everyone they meet. It's bad enough telling your newborn baby that he's filled with sin, and deserves to die, but then to brainwash them into believe fairy tales, that they themselves have fallen victim to. It just feels like someone shot me in the heart, I can't even comprehend why this happens in this day and age

[MrAlexvictor]

@halflifefan84 Lol me either :). And i agree with you. Parents or pastors shouldint tell childern they deserve to die. I also amazes that people believe in such a vauge God.I'm sorry for starting this man I was having a bad day and I really dont like people calling christains dumb (which isnt true about most of them) my place on christianity stands but I wont start something that I hasnt been proven to be true or not and seperate the world world in so many groups(by the way I like your channel)

[MrAlexvictor]

Sorry about all the errors I was rushing but you get what i'm trying to say.

[halflifefan84]

@MrAlexvictor Yeah, and it also gets my when they don't even read there own book that they defend almost to the death... ugh I just wish religion was never invented, maybe we'd actually KNOW where we came from by now, instead of making excuses and acting like we know for what, 2000 years? I'm getting into Biology and Astronomy, but with all these religious people, I don't even think I want to do things that'd benefit mankind anymore. It seems like a lost cause to me.

[MrAlexvictor]

@halflifefan84 please dont respond this is the end of the conversationi dont this to be a big deal ok?

[pelamaedobatman]

vai se fuder seu bostas

[AjMannpie]

on the episode of family guy when they meet jesus he does say he play cod 4

[93djamie]

@AjMannpie cod moderwarfer 2 dum dum

[TheKizzalKat]

Omg thta was funny XD

[Wadupbeyotch1]

@mrgamer3939 not rly, im an atheist.. just dont think these 2 guys are funny

[TheRaino39]

there was the thing of GET kill sound in the background

[shrector123]

"so yeah no i have this cup of water.." "oh you want me to turn water in to wine" "no no no no no no your not getting off that easy, but i im" XD

[chevss350]

cool!

[Wadupbeyotch1]

trying too hard, not funny. =/

[mrgamer3939]

@Wadupbeyotch1 u probably belive in jesus so u wont find it funny but i found it :  XD XD XXD

[TwistedchambersMr]

my gamertag is JESUSxxCHRISTXD



[theqrokz]

the meaning to life is cups of sex?

[mcgoozles93]

Jesus is a level 1 lololololololol you'd think he could hack

[EternityProductions7]

ok seriously tha was very offensive and wrong, the fact that you had to have him curse, come on people!!!! you could have done the devil instead!?

[gassi15]

@EternityProductions7 fuck you i bet youre kinda of a guy who hate athiest and muslims