If I Were Abraham Lincoln

[TheSharky679]

i can see why he is an ex-con now

[WH3NDUTYCALLS]

your not so stfu

[stormydevil2000]

This made me hungery for some odd reason ......*histeircal laugter*

[spamanator666]

I haven't seen this video in a few years but for some strange reason when I got up this morning this song was stuck in my head! Damn you Travis, beaming your brain waves down from the sky again! *puts on tin foil hat*

[PeggySueAwesome]

Probably the best song about Lincoln there ever was or ever will be.

LINCOLN LINCOLN LINCOLN!

[Superspaceify]

gory

[TheReceptionist]

@Superspaceify Hell yes!

[Superspaceify]

@TheReceptionist lolololol

[MsGrunz]

This song will be stuck in my head for ever :p

amazing work!

[HinaJapanFreak]

.... ._.

[quietriot10000]

Is this Chad?

[elfia1]

@quietriot10000

Basically yes this is chad from tons of fun, but hes really called travis betz, he is also known as the receptionist.

[CSavageSr]

Great!!!

[Demoist]

imo the old ones are better than the new ones.

[RileyIsWoah]

12 people slipped and pressed dislike when they Liked the video

[fantagemagorical]

If only you were Abraham Lincoln!

[SquidgetAndFlobber]

when we were learning about abraham lincoln in history recently i could not get this song outta my head :)

[pandgamericangirl]

thats a lot of ketkup

[noone8970]

can you say overkill?

can you say fucking awesome?

Yes.

[A7exandersca7es]

2:08 Boner!!!!

[AshtenOriginals]

this is quite disturbing...

[fredrocks222]

Imagine how much he could do on a SLOW day!

[ChocolateLovesSarah]

LOL at 3:20 - 3:24

[JuliaSugarpletys]

*claps* great vid LMAO

[adgfsgfdshshgs]

Can i dance too?

[wowBOB112]

you have way too much time on your hands lol

[ksand37]

hahahaha

awesome

[breeze5230]

such disturbing lyrics, such a catchy tune, i think im going to be scarred for life.. And im not the only one!

[lovenut46]

At first I thought this was a good way to teach my 10 year old little brother a thing or two about abe lincoln but then you cut John in half Nd cursed so I don't think I'll show it to him lol but still funny Nd catchy! I love the facial expressions lol :3

[fredrocks222]

This is definitely what I would do If I were Abraham Lincoln 

[Adjite]

haha yea! Saw it when it was first uploaded to somewhere and now again, its still amaizing! No kidding its genious :D

[Onepiecefan3]

I love this guy ;D

[raichu1997]

Funny:), U got skills

Where do u get the spare time?

[Chieftawsmcool]

@raichu1997 In between phone calls :D

[morikoangel]

this song makes me so happy! :)

[monetlee]

lol this is so crazy and awesome! lol it starts to get crazier and crazier "i'de pull out that fuckers heart" rofl.

[Baldpiece101]

did you do all of this at your work?

[JakesWorld200]

If I Were Abraham Lincoln i'd favorite this video (Favorited and Liked)

[thedisc231]

3:20 YEAH RIDE THAT PONY SHOW HER WHOSE DOESNT WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY!!!

[cookingring]

if only it was a mp3 i would download it

[smfreak1515]

hahaha, I hated musicals as long as I can remember, but this vid made me love musicals ! :D

[wizebeard]

have you borrowed a time dubbler er soxD

How the hell can you have the time to do this??

[rockhugger1]

haha nice!

[FFVIIBOY]

Apparently he doesn't get many calls

[fredrocks222]

i'm 11 but i love this song so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Erszabet]

In 2011 the movie 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' will be coming out... I think its going to be a Tim Burton film....

yup

[s2w2a2t]

YOU GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

[ZAPdontlook]

who on earth do you work for that you can do this?

[DeadTillTomorrow]

i remember seeing this like 3-4 years ago. and every one thought i was creepy because i always song this.

[Kittemans]

wait...are you holding a make up palette from NARS? XD

[BlueJunenae]

disturbing yet awesome o_o

[fordguy1010]

you suck

[MileyCyrus3D]

LOL at the chair scenes

[SuperDuperStarz]

Bloody murder! With.. Construction paper?

[XxBornForThisxX]

HAHAHA!! Genius!

[ktie28]

caramel bloods! yummy

[likeastarbaby]

Disturbing...but somewhat annoyingly catchy lol! xD I especially love the effort that went into making lincolns hat, and the audience at the theatre...and the ketchup...very creative travis!

[SNL0907]

Soooo cool...Now, if I were barrack obama...., this is what I'd do.....all together now!!!

[leo967846]

You are so creative and talented! It's a shame you don't get tons of video views from these!

[irule1265]

This is my favorite :)

[brainlesmonkey]

this is AMAZING!

[aimeebaines]

rofl 3:21 made me cry with laughter XD

[Lariiperson]

2:54 Omg there is spagetti girl in the crowd :)

[r3tard3d3d]

if you were abraham lincoln you would be dead.

[MisterDoodyHead]

one of your best.

[XDlizzXD]

u spelled abraham lincoln abrahan linkin

[XDlizzXD]

lolololzzzzz

[lbfyf]

this just blew my mind, u'r sooo awesoome!!!!!!

[TheMeowbark]

Haha.  Priceless.

[hermitcrabgirlsarah]

THAT FUCKER'S HEART lmao:)

[FunDogProductions]

that was awesome, i Favorited  it

[coolbeanssyoo]

I was singing this all day xD

I love it :D

[XPlollipopXP]

id vote for you!

[TheTurtlegoddess]

I've watched this one a couple times now and each time- I crack up. Awesome song.

[crazyfemaledog8]

LMFAOOO my mom always told me to finish what i started i would take that fuckers heart

[xEwuChan]

Haha, you're sick xD

I love it~!

[silver32654646]

wtf?....Lol.....

[ChocolateBirdie]

weirdly, i think this is one of the least disturbing yet most entertaining videos ive seen on the internet! give the man a medal!

[lvlalice]

As much as i love this and every one of your videos, i fidn it rather disconcerting when i get songs like this stuck in my head and proceed to sing them while i work. The looks i receive lead me to believe i will soon be having a meeting with my manager about my conduct. So kudos for possibly getting me written up for singing your song. lol.

[miacat10]

lol! u got the song stuck in my head xD and did u use ketchup and mustard or somethin? 5 star xD

[OmNomNommy]

O_O *subscribes*

[mahtexas]

most disturbing thing i've ever seen done with construction paper.

[littlechaos17]

you are the funniest, creepiest, most creative person ever. I just subscribed. thank Whatthebuck.

[Jessaweeze]

Hilarious!! Loved it! OW! OW!

[ScorpiaProduction]

haha, you just got another fan!

[yeahitsveryBA]

What do you say during ur intro when you answer the phone?? .. to me it sounds like "Pussy in the making"

[omjKizzle]

umm...noo...he says "Bessina Maker"

[yeahitsveryBA]

oh .. haha .. well the sounds are kind of close .. .and that makes a lot more sense than what i thought

[marpycat22]

I always thought he said, "This is your maker" xD

[dorkusxx]

amazing :)

[fallout3fan121]

i would put my hand inside him and rip out that fuckers heart XD

[MrsJonasBrothersx3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[alifeyoulove77]

Dude, you have the crazy eyes every time you sing the chorus. LOL.

[InStoresNao]

It's so catchy!

>:{D ten points and a high five for you!

And if you want, I'll make you some babies.

[UnDeadGamers]

You should make mp3's of your songs it'd be great.

[irule1265]

1:00 - 1:12

my favorite part! lol i can just see people staring at you while your dancing like that at your desk! HA! I love the song it's catchy!

[SugarFreeInsanity]

This song makes me want to dance! It's amazing. I love it!

[TheReceptionist]

Then dance damn you...dance!

[thedisc231]

@TheReceptionist i did dance

[Shaunisme1]

pause at 0:39

[UnDeadGamers]

Why?

[mahtexas]

agreed

[lettlettchan]

That was the most disturbing thing I've even seen done with construction paper & a happy beat

[TheReceptionist]

Good!

[Stayontargetprod]

Hilarious!

[clottecta]

surprisingly catchy

[maybelle007]

I think i've watched this a hundred times already... LOVE IT!

[rurihoshino18]

damn this is sooo catchy!! love you!

[doggielovernumber1]

i first saw this 2 yrs ago!

[lanakid1]

you spelt abraham wrong. there is no n

[Rogue849]

ROFLMAO!!!! This is my favorite one! (among the musicals). Nest, it's "Skin deep" and then "Dating sucks" XD

[tomas693]

Really hilarious, dude, you're really talented!

[otterpopsarehot]

I know this will be stuck in my head all day and I'll look like a freak singing "If IIIIII were Abraham Lincoln, if I were Abraham Lincoln!" xDD

[onthePILFside]

hehhe

and tear out that fuckers heart!

>:))

[BeSTFRieNDS4NeVeR]

pleasant...

lol!

[HemiJeep19]

I can't stop watching this damn video hahahahaha 5/5 as always!

[mickiewazhere]

<333 This was always one of my favorites. <3

[pookermucker05]

i have been singing this song nonstop for the last three days... i have sang this song so many times all of my roommates have started singing it too. This video and harry palms are probably my favorites for sure :)

[planetpeacock]

This is my favorite. :D

[person125697]

I am the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

You will do as I say if you respect me.

1. What is this thing I am typing on?

2. Go kill yourself.

-Abraham Lincoln

P.S. I like pancakes.

P.P.S. I really died from jumping off a cliff. The person who got shot was my evil twin!

P.P.P.S. James Died!

P.P.P..P.S. Who is James?

[GrampawUniverse]

oh ho ho no one is like Lincoln!!

[Timzero4]

Not bad, however, this could be one of those things you vehemently deny later on in your career...:)

[trixcie68]

great singing. u should put that on a musc sheet. i would love to learn 2 play it. it's so great.

[chantlerantler]

Really funny song, but if he didn't die, the future would be different.

[culwin]

Dude...

TOO SOON!

[LeDirector]

I never thought cardboard and construction paper art would turn me on. Good job sir.

[raquellikesvideos]

FDR is superior to Lincoln

[StinkyBurger]

This went in an entirely different direction than I thought it would. Sick, twisted, and fucking lovely!  Amazing.

[WileyCoyote69]

My favorite part of this has always been ye olde glasse table in the black & white portion.

I wonder what an antique like that would go for? ;-)

[WileyCoyote69]

Ah. My favorite Receptionist Classic. Now properly in 2D!

[imTKA]

funny and genius))

[7Haseo]

lol now that was funny

[animatorme]

mmm tomato saucy :)

[TheReceptionist]

Makes blood taste like home.

[helinr]

i just started watching your videos but i think that there genius.

hope you make a lot more:D

greetings from estonia

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks for watching them! I am hoping to make many more...new one coming for next week!

[BrokenBook]

lmao one of my favorites. I still have the original video on my myspace from when it was uploaded first =) Still get a kick out of it

[TheReceptionist]

Many thanks for the Abe support!

[Lilmiszjane]

lol. i wOnder where he works at. he seems so creepingly funny!

[scalez888]

I know it would be so cool to run into him.

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! I love the term, "creepingly funny"

[Lilmiszjane]

thanks! lol. I know! i love it too!

[misstranslator]

I've been singing this for 5 days now... :D

[antrasittgraa]

Here's a crazy idea I just had: I wish you were Abraham Lincoln!

[TheReceptionist]

If we wish hard enough maybe it will happen!

[antrasittgraa]

Oh, I wish I wish I wish wish wish! I wonder what you'd do.

[squidcake]

omg, it's back! this one was totally my favorite.

[darrahjay]

this is actually a good idea

[bluechyll]

Oh wow! Travis, did I mention that I love you? :) My brain has been thoroughly infected by this song, many times over in fact!

This was always my most favourite video of yours, besides Spaghetti Town. I guess there's no chance of you uploading that one again, is there?

[FilmStripses]

The black and white really adds some class. Not that it needed any with such a top hat as that.

[TheSecretNinjaTwin]

haha! omg

[sweetsilverbells]

+9001 creepy points

[TheReceptionist]

High Score!

[sweetsilverbells]

wow ur the first author to reply to my comment oh and ps ur subscribed... ur just to epic

[TheReceptionist]

woo hoo!

[SmileSmilies]

this is quite gooood...but some how quite disturbing... xD

[TheReceptionist]

Just the way I like it!

[superactress22]

i have sung this song to every one of my friends. and they hate me for it.

[TheReceptionist]

Then you have done good work.

[irishangel88]

omg I still love this one!

it gets stuck in my head for at least a week every time I watch it

then I walk around singing it and get it stuck in other people's heads and get them to watch it too

it's all just a plot to get more subscribers isn't it?

[TheReceptionist]

I am not against more subscribers. :)

[DoNotLeaveTheWorm]

Yay! This is definately one of my favorites. But I'll still love the incorrectly-synced version more. I always loved the beginning when you would start playing the piano before the music even started! Heh heh. Awesomesauce.

[TheReceptionist]

Hmm...yeah that drives me crazy...but hey, you now have both!

[supered86]

Awesome.

[HorseCaak]

It's perfect. Just perfect. {tear} :'-)

[HorseCaak]

yay, you fixed it!!! i will finally be able to enjoy this short!

[janyrose]

haha, i always sing that to confuse my friends

[TheReceptionist]

Sing it loud and proud!

[Siriuslyfun19212]

God, I love this video! I remember it way back when it was originally posted. This was the first video of yours I found and it's STILL absoultely... wonderful. There's no other word for it. WONDERFUL.

:D

[TheReceptionist]

I will accept the word "wonderful"!

[mickmusing]

I sing this song all the time, which is probably weird.

[zaccwazhere]

lol, i do too. It just sticks

[TheReceptionist]

Not weird at all. It's always in my damn head.

[SpiffyMcSnazzy]

MAKE THIS DOWNLOADABLE!

[sbethany518]

haha this is so strangely .... creepy. but i love it! so creative and amazing :) your vids always make me smile. i liked they b&w bits they cracked me up! good job, as always :)

[K80Blog]

5 MILLION STARS!!!!

[FantasticBabblings]

Very clever, gory and a bit sexy.

[clicksmarter]

Great work

[kipinator73]

OOOMG!!!! this used to be my FAVORITE song - and still is! - lol, you are the reason i love spelling A B R A H A M L I N C O L N

[theolympusburger]

and tare out that fuckers heart, lol classic!

[meowmix68]

what do people think of you at work? lmao

[dude392]

MY FAVORITE! thanks for re-posting!

[SpiffyMcSnazzy]

Same. I used to play this for all my friends and I practically memorized it.