two and a half men

[xTheLostProphetx]

My left ear is lonely

[ArbeitIstFurNichts]

I'm not sure - he used ''knock, knock'' joke ? ? ? ? ? ?

PLEASE TELL ME I MUST KNOW THAT FOR MY NEKST LIVING !!!

No ? or Yes ?

Hello I'm Gary Stevens and this is an interactive story of a little boy called ArbeitIstFurNichts ! :D

[christisking07]

Wanna feel? YES

[TheLennart1989]

haha the look on Alans face at six sec. priceless! this video contains the best laughter @0.53

[thesophomore08]

8:02 AWKWARD MOMENT

[kennykiller111]

Hueaueuhe 

[DaBarrack0bama]

Alan you sick freak xD

[beng1603]

0:51 LOL

[derpdaderp1234]

I have tried to explain to my female friends before that this is a real fetish and they don't believe me...

[3000marco]

@derpdaderp1234 you and me both

[ArmyRangerish]

METALLICA SHIRTS

[SethTheArcticFox92]

Lol, "It's okay, I'm a chiropractor." >=[

[marshallsimon]

I would hump that red head-blonde.

[Leo1997ification]

ARE TRYINg tO Give M3 A stROKe!!!!LOL im gONNa m!ss CHarlie Sheen

[ngm1214]

"LET ME PUT DOWN SOME TUBE SOCKS!!!!"

[AFIAPOMAA1]

i hate Jon cryre. he is opportunist, and selfish

[stoykaks16]

17people are SICK FREAKS!

[gornmaker]

your chickens have come too roost

[TempleofInanna]

I like a pregnant belly too, I suppose I'm a freak :)

[JorgeGeog]

charlie its for you

[irfan2022]

"am not sure i got the right adress"

Alan : "uhh noooo , You got the right Dress"

[commodore396]

Love how alen he explain himself.. Reminds me of childhood...haha

[Slayerkid16]

wow alan has some wierd fetishes.

[xquisitaz]

Matthew thank you for your poor opinion but when the majority watch, there is a good reason. Unfortunately, the show is over, it will never be the same without Charlie sheen.

[TheEuphony69]

@xquisitaz

Lets hope it can be better. Chuck Lore is brilliant

[Matthew9818]

Two and a half men is absolute fucking Shit! Why is it so popular? So unfunny! Charlie Sheen is a Strange Man !

[whitedragon257]

Why does tv have to make women so slutty?

[cappricorn29]

@whitedragon257 U like that right up ur ally!

[StarSeeker94]

Thumbs up if you saw Jon Cryer in L.A. Noire :D

[monkeyXmonkey]

stop me if you dont think this is the best quote in 2 and a half men lol

women: YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL!!!!

Charlie: I said you were special...Not unique..

woooooooooot

[CertifiedGooner729]

This show is so untrue to life it's unbelievable. It's shit. Pure stinky shit. 

[abddirhman]

the name of the episode pliss??



[ruppertknickerbocker]

Asshton Kusher is a goofy dork there's no way he's going to replace Charlie Sheen say goodbye CBS has destroyed two and a half men.

[TheHadesShade]

a word of advice: do NOT watch this and chew gum at the same time!

[p2proxtheworld]

Let me put down some tube socks

[kangadillo]

Ashton Kushner is going to be the new Charlie Harper!

But he's only 33 and Charlie Sheen is 45! How will they explain this? They'll have to say Charlie had plastic surgery. Evelyn will be happy to have a younger son!

[theyoungman15]

¡ʍʍoɥs sıɥʇ ǝʌol ı

[mufcrulesable]

i hate alan !

[lorna808]

a little angel who swooped down from heaven and landed on a married mans penis! i want a house keeper like berta! no... i just want a friend like berta!

[i33ttacos]

i found this video difficult to masturbate to

[abdulazizmak]

''KARMA !!!"  FUNNY...

[fitnessmaster]

White trash is just TRASH...

[crimsomdreams]

Eight computers and a zerox machine!

[MrNatriks]

which episode?

[allehoboys]

regardless of how funny that kid is, I still want to cut his arms off with a lightsaber...

[nissansentraglx]

i love berta! she gets the best one-liners!

[thor3d29]

eight computers and a what?

Never heard of it

[maralghawsi]

@thor3d29 and a Xerox machine

[alexmeanberg]

WINNING!

[Skirmant]

God damn this shit sucks.

[MAVISIxz]

Winning duh

[laskahond]

like hair on soap ><

[TPWNage]

i love how quickly he gets up

[Anon1696]

I've never really seen this show,

and wow,

it's good to know it fucking sucks.

[amirr84]

karma...lol



[MsTseegii]

hahaha i like it

[jango52577]

...And that's pretty much it...lol

[Stooeybear13]

this is awful

[87penguinshockey87]

"we got al the boobies"

[ShockinglyRelaxing]

yes i am on the drug and its called CHARLIE SHEEN!

[seedah]

haha really not funny

[owennerd88]

LET ME PUT DOWN SOME TUBE SOCKS!

[SJSkateHD]

Winning :)



[jagkeum1212]

Fart's

Sorry"

Im not"



[OhEmGeeDoubleYouTeEf]

Charlie Sheen is still winning...

[proofish]

its OK. im a chiropractor. loi

[2airjordan3]

charlie's night out with bertha sounds like real life

[MatthewGamonal]

Winning

[ZACKnirvana]

1:46 oh charlie you kidder!

[JumpingGinger]

Why is Alan so into that? Do most guys have a preggers fetish or something? I mean it's not very sexy to me O.o

[proofish]

@JumpingGinger no most guys arent like that haha its a very weird thing like a foot fetish.

[derpdaderp1234]

@JumpingGinger Some of them do..... >_>

[spiritualgirl86]

landed on a married man penis .... hahahah

[fatalnightmare22]

holy shit i fucking love charlie sheen

[80sfanforthewin]

"you're turning into quite the little ninja, aren't you?"

[nhpm900]

What? you never saw an angry one before???

[CullanDiffee]

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[fullofgleex3]

what episode was this?

[atktdc]

alan's such a freak bastard......hrrrrrrraaaaarrrr­rrrrr.....lmao !!!!!!

best sitcom ever.......

[MaxHugoVideos]

funny when she asked "whos the rich one and likes to party"...uhm CHARLIE. That's how he rolls.

[FreedPeople]

Why??? Why don't he stay only on the marijuana???????

obs.: i'm right now!

[caramelskater]

@FreedPeople cuz dem 7 gram rawks be WINNING. thats how we roll

cause we only got one gear, GO!

cmon bro we got tiger blood.. WINNING.

[froggy2sh0es]

man, i really like this show!! can't believe it's gonna be over because of that idiot charlie sheen.

[RedMilkproductions]

WINNING

[grotemaai]

alan horny...hhhhhhhhhh

[DontFuckMeBro]

"WOAH WOAH, Let me put down some Tubesocks!"

pfft XD

[Perusianguy]

No one like Charlie .....show won't be the same without him...!!! Party on man!!

[dhuyd]

If it's been said once it will be said a million times. If you don't like the show, don't watch it.

[jasonask1]

Charlie Sheen is going to get a new show on HBO !

[hamburgerrrs]

Charlie is the definition of an alpha male.

[tomsega]

No great loss. Exactly the sort of US comedy show that, people in Britain at least, find more irritatingly obvious than funny. Even for the 8am or 5pm slot it probably takes.

[LilacStar82]

Charlie Sheen is fired! Woooooo Hoooooooooo!

[parafleet]

In order not to be blamed for his demise, should it come, is CBS doing damage control by firing Sheen now, as opposed to over the last few years as he was getting worse and worse with his addiction?

[henneyqwerty]

she has nice feeet

[Psypherion]

@henneyqwerty ?

[IPawnt]

Wait does that dude have a fetish for pregnant women or something?...

[fumala420]

this show is soooo not even funny!

[dylanbees45]

I love these shows. I wish they didnt cut these show for the year

[mtanyc]

im laughing and im not even stoned yet...

[Caila02]

love the show but honestly berta's annoying

[tarheelhardyfan]

charlie it's for you,who is it,  karma!

[Shadomancer]

Are you trying to give me a stroke! XD

[EightLucky8]

The most pathetic show known to mankind

[lewisjohn282]

@EightLucky8 and your pathetic to comment

[MrBigblack62]

@lewisjohn282 i couldnt agree more

[mytimton]

@EightLucky8 Thats your opinion, but its a Pathetic opinion

[ngomez0077]

BELLY'S GONNA GET YAH!

[24378180]

will we all don it gon down on it and some of use got pregnant will it dos not matter

eney more

[carokorn]

hey isn't she the same actress who played Dr. Stephanie on TBBT (Leonard's former girlfriend)?

[NintendoPunkRocker]

@carokorn Sara Rue, the same actress.

[Vaktpluton]

hahahahahahahahahahah

[babbygirl8319]

This is sick who the hell had pregnancy fetish!

[MetalMania33]

@babbygirl8319 alan would be the one who had the pregnancy fetish

[Sabis2365]

"my back hurts, my feet are swollen and I'm passing gas like a NASCAR pit crew." thats pretty much what every pregnant woman goes through

[hypr0040]

I'm so sick of this show really. This guy has payed for everything he has had in his life and acts like he has earned it. He pays these actors to drench him with compliments and you can clearly see Charlie has absolutely NO talent whatsoever. He payed girls his entire life to have sex with him and he takes score like he accomplished something. If it weren't for Hollywood clout and his dads money he would still be a virgin.

This nerd needs some serious self evaluation. He's worthless...

[MetalMania33]

@hypr0040 DUDE IT'S A FUCKING SHOW GET A LIFE!

[puffyluvr]

@MetalMania33 has this woman ever heard of maternity clothes?

[MetalMania33]

@puffyluvr probably not and if she has she doesn't believe in wearing them besides it's a show they wear what they want or rather what the costume designer wants them to

[alemanita44]

@MetalMania33 hahaha!!! :))

[MetalMania33]

@alemanita44 what's so funny? hahaahha

[theman3320]

Allllen you sick freak.......lmao

[utubecheats2011]

hahahahha

[MrAce7887]

LOL

[xYouthAttackx]

"i got a sweatpants, a bag of tube socks, 4 dvds and a corn dog all for 8 bucks!"

man thats one helluva deal if you ask me!

[psychoboysaz]

Charlie and the tubesocks! Halarious!! Why he never won an Emmy is beyond me. Great comic timing Mr. Sheen.

[corrion1]

LOL the fart

[psychoboysaz]

Alan was kinda sexy when he kept making that noise. And hilarious.

[ReegZi]

"Oh hi Berta, the baby was kicking and Naomi asked me if I wanted to feel the baby kicking, and I said sure which is when you walked in and that's pretty much it." Haha!

[MoThEr04LiFe]

he likes pregnant women..with gas

[pinkrockstar101]

Alan you sick freak! hahahhahaha that made me laugh so hard!

[xpxaxnxdxax]

"WAIT! Let me put down some tube socks!" Too funny

[BFAN4EVER]

LMFAO tube Socks

[SSHector88]

Alan: Charlie its for YOU!

Charlie: Who is it?

Alan: CARMA!

Charlie:WHAT?!

Alan: your chickens have come home to roost!

LMAO

[kmax9480]

@SSHector88 for future use, karma is spelled with a 'k'

[lylacamelier]

i love that tv show!! kkk..alan is such a moron that makes me laugh!!

[georgedh79]

The line, alen you sick freak! Cracks me up

[Matt52493]

UNNNHHHHH!!

LOL

[Masterzofall]

Naomi: Oh it feels good.. (Fart)

Alan: Stares(Stunned)....

Epic:D

[emeraldthechao174]

When some people found out I have a pregnancy fetish, they instantly mentioned this.

[thevyper1000]

alan you sick freak!!!! i just love this show.i actually met charlie sheen,he just awesome.

[sweiland75]

@yaoiyurimpregluver there's lots of guys who would love to help you get pregnant :P

[sweiland75]

They fired her for being pregnant? That's not seriously legal, in the United States, is it?

[mindsend]

@sweiland75 The joke was that the reason she was fired WASN'T because she was pregnant, but because she'd been stealing things.

[RevenantCheetos]

Naomi:who is the rich one that likes to party? -points to Alan- ha

[SuperDave7089]

im on season 7, ive almost seen them all,

[blatantOMICRON]

What's this episode called?

[ryanmaniam]

wait! let me put down some toob socks. lol best part

[willysilly321]

Alan is so weird lol.

[Pedrewthemegatard]

she's so sexy, i have a pregnant belly fetish for her too.



[aelove456]

"oh thats got some hang time" lmaooo.

[1970sarteaga]

My Mom will be all over me like hair on soap. yuck yuck yuck

[GaspyGrassHopper]

i laughed so hard when charlie put the tube socks on the ground!!

[TheSpongeGuy]

Secretly all men have pregnant fetish. And some men have it really bad like me but hey atleast Im not into that two girls and one cup thing.

[XxXMsLovelyXxX]

@TheSpongeGuy Why do guys have that fetish?

[froggy2sh0es]

@XxXMsLovelyXxX he's lying. all men don't have that fetish. lol.

[XxXMsLovelyXxX]

@froggy2sh0es thats a relief lol.

[MrTh3ReApER]

this chapter is so damn good...I almost pee on my self when charlie and berta start hearing Naomy in the kitchen with alan screaming XD

[km3mx]

WTF is with allan like pregnant women o.O wth ????

[fi0na0001]

your chickens have come home to roost!

[maldobostero12]

I laughed so hard when she farted xD

[april131970]

plus, we got all the boobies... sooooo true:))

[XellTremox]

Berta is the best lol