Cheverolet Presents: HIRED! (From MST3K Manos Hands of Fate)

[DarkCountDooku]

"I wa wa wa wa wonder!"

Hahahaha!

[szqsk8]

"Hired II, Electric Bugaloo". LOL!

[ruleta74835]

Did they mention how the guy at 6:21 looks like Tom Hanks?

[MyselfTheThird]

"The first thing Harry drilled into me..."

"...was Harry!"

Oh God, I lmao'd hard.

[corderoy17]

I wish they watched more training videos like this. there's a bunch of blockbuster training videos I would love to see get the MST3K treatment ^_^

[TheLackofattack]

Work, Booze, work, booze....sounds like me.

[MrDonovanFrost]

YOU-PUT A HANDKERCHIEF ON YOUR HEAD, YOU- SWAT AT IMAGINARY ELVES,YOU-ROCK ON THE PORCH ALL NIGHT!

[thefaboloussob]

4:53 1. "You were supposed to sell four cars...simultaneously."

2. "That's cuz he couldn't use the restroom lest he bought something! Hmm. I used that tactic in crappy times. I'll revise it so customers only have 2 buy pens, stress balls, or Aveos b4 using the bathroom."

[thefaboloussob]

2:51 Listen to Yassir Arafat, sir.

[connorpatt81]

AH! Flying elves are back!

[SPHSdrumline]

oh look, hired two, electric boogaloo!

[NewWaveVault]

Are you now or have you even been a ford owner?

[isismariemaximus]

Inca dinka do hahaha...That guy really did look like Jimmy Durante

[RabidKoala]

One of my favorite MST3K shorts.....

[hedgehogbun]

2:24 Yeah that's right...pound it into 'em good! Pound it into 'em real good I say!

[Blaze1289]

"And never forget..."

"I love you."

[bcvermeersch]

I have never been a Ford owner. But, I did have a Plymouth.

[crotchbat]

WORK... BOOZE... WORK...

[DickieAnginson]

"Sales are the most important thing in this business..."

SERVO: "...seeing as how we're salesmen and all."

[DickieAnginson]

"No employees were killed during the making of this film."

[earp1673]

1:37 through 1:50

Holy crap I laughed my ass off for 10 minutes

[scryerofold]

What happened to door to door car salesmen?

[TheShocktopus]

Here's a lollipop Jimmy

[spoilerwarning28]

can I....KEEP THE PEN?!

[sonic423]

good night stay pink soft and oily

[Wesley771000]

I remeber one of the first things that Harry drilled into me was Harry LOL

[TheGreatYellow]

5:09 Look to the bottom right of Tom, and you can see Kevin Murphy's hand.

[Leatherbubba]

Inka Dinka Doo! HA HA HA HA HA!

[downtownford]

'meanwhile, Elliott Ness and his untouchables head for a speakeasy in Berwin' LOL

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Previously, on HIRED!:

[Raithious]

"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man showed me! You! Put a hankerchief on your head! You! Swat at imaginary elves! You! Walk on the porch all night!" xD LOL

[Raithious]

"I'm beginning to sober up and you're scaring me!" xD LOL

[Sviolinist]

BUT HE SOLD THE DAMN CAR

[lonelysith66]

"Say, I'm beginning to see what you mean..."

Servo: I'm beginning to sober up and you're scaring me!

Don't worry, it's normal.

XD

[chrisz71]

8:24 XD

[Taranchula]

Zintar gets the most sales, because he's a shape shifter.

[ahshorn]

Hired 2: Electric Boogaloo

[lonelysith66]

"Men need leadership, leadership is important!"

I can't do it, but...

XD

[berserkley]

"Are you now, or have you ever been a Ford owner?"

[lonelysith66]

"WAHH, HE'S EVIL!"

XD

[24dolph]

"why did you bring the greasy guy?"

[lonelysith66]

What did the napkin mean?!

XD

[634devil]

Flying elves are back!

[cridantis]

"And never forget..."

I love you!

[Tiffanylovesfrance]

LMAO. "Previously on Hired"

and "Oh! flying elves are back!"

xD

[MortalEnemie]

"Well, can I...keep the pen!?!"

Man, that fit perfectly! XD

[flibberswooper0]

hahaha! That was my favourite part too. With the music and the timing it was hilarious

[sonic423]

don't touch me

now if you want to daughter again you have do when i-

and now let's us pray, lord-

i like those line lol

[ryokorgk]

What makes the hanky on his head worse is that it looked crumpled up, like he's been blowing his nose in it...

[mrincodi]

Previously, on "Hired".

[sirweeze]

joel always sounds hilarious when he's all exasperated

[sonic423]

he's having an episode

[camolanphy]

Nonsense! He hated you! LOL...

[Kramcoco]

LOL! What was with the towel on the head?!?

[bancoran]

keeping the sun off of that bald pate. Or a Lawrence of Arabia moment.

[Evertide05]

Or maybe as the gang pointed out, the flying elves were back.

[bancoran]

So handkerchiefs repel flying elves? And here I was doing it the hard way...with double-aught buckshot.

[SteevDragon67]

LOL! yeah those pesky, invisible elves! they never let up!

[SteevDragon67]

that's the answer I'm voting for!

[chrisz71]

@Kramcoco it was actually to keep the flies away, the camera couldnt pick them up.

[Kramcoco]

Thanks chrisz71. The guy still looks ridiculous with the towel on his head though.

[TheAlphalpha]

Adlai Stevenson buys a car!

[SteevDragon67]

LOL!

[ctmale1956]

let me see this douche bag sell cars now!.....jimmy would get his ass handed to him!!!...LOL

[SkyCE9A]

10 CARS?!?!

"Inka-Dinka-Doo! Hahaha."

Oh man...I miss this, so much. Joel was great.

[LMTR14]

what happened to the myst3k-ed manos that was on youtube?

[jrmarrero96]

Thank the wonderful multi conglomerate Viacom for removing MSTed classics such as Manos. Now only a handful of episodes are left so enjoy them while you can.

[Laserp0rn]

makes sense. Viacom was tired of Warner Bros. muscling in on their douchebaggery profits, so they're taking down things TWICE as fast!

[jrmarrero96]

Actually, I have learned that Youtube is not proving to be the moneymaker that Viacom expected. Despite all of their efforts to remove copyrighted material in order to fill their vast coffers there might not be a Youtube at all so enjoy everthing while you can right?

[etheangel2220]

we need more of these productions before our movies, instead of annoying ass commercials they have now...i mean i used to go to the movies so i could watch something without having those damn commercials in my face! now they're 50 ft tall!

[bancoran]

tell me about it! If I wanted to see commercials I could see them on TV for free! Heave off, mouthpieces! Or at least refund the $10 I had to cough up for a ticket!

[madbeatnik]

"Name names!"

[GalvaWalken8]

"It's Dr. Giggles!"

[ralphyetmore]

...the first thing that Harry drilled into me... (was Harry!)

[lonelysith66]

And the Yaoi fanfiction cometh!

XD

[ralphyetmore]

I had to look up that reference... OUCH! XD

[lonelysith66]

sorry! :P

[ralphyetmore]

Don't be. That was HI-larious!

[lonelysith66]

oh ty :D

[BatOtaku13]

BUT HE BOUGHT THE CAR!!!

[chrisz71]

@BatOtaku13 many car salesmen would do well to learn from this video, despite its unintentionally hilarious moments..

[catacombkid11]

He's having an episode!

Flying elves are back!

lol

[indigocrush]

"Just push my family outta the way there. I kinda live in my car..."

[KBOH0301]

"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me; you, put a handkerchief on your head, you, swat at imaginary elves, you, rock on the porch all night."

[HotFive64231]

Brilliant timing and great joke.

[residualbill]

"Good salesman...Bad salesman...INK-A-DINK-A-DOO! HEH HEH"

[Evertide05]

The "inka-dinka-doo!" comment is funny, but I don't get where it's from or what it's supposed to mean.

[residualbill]

It was some famous off-handed catch phrase of Jimmy Durante, an actor/comedian, mostly famous for his movies in the 1930's but continued through the 60's. He was also known for his big nose and gravely voice.

[residualbill]

That was a famous odd catch phrase of Jimmy Durante, an actor/comedian, mostly famous for his work in the 1930's but continued on through the 60's. He was also known for his big nose and gravely voice. He's really considered one of the iconic entertainers of his time.

[SteevDragon67]

the guy looked like jimmy durante a thirties entertainer known for his big nose. jimmy durante did a song called "inka dinka doo", so that's where that reference comes from.

[rogerinkart]

(at 3:15)

How can this guy sell cars? He can't even tie a tie correctly. It looks less like a tie and more like he just forgot to remove his napkin after dinner.