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  • haha cool, its the 1st gen ipod, nostalgia!!

  • Can I zoom in on boobs?

  • Can I access online manga sites on this with no problem?

  • it says i need a guest password but idk it

  • @jem70x7 sounds like a personal problem

  • what apps are with it when you buy it?

    is facebook and skype in it too?

    

  • @janar17 no Skype or facebook but you can download them from the app store for free!

  • I find it REALLY annoying how a page will open on it's own and switch when I go to some sites... How do I stop that?

  • can i add icons to my homesreen with bing or google mobile? if so can you tell me how because i have been looking and researching forever. if not is there an app besides safari that can? please help me. thanks.

  • @ace0fmades Press the middle button down ur screen, with the +, than add to homepage.

    Ur current site will now be as a shortcut on ur homescreen

  • if you get the 2gen but it has i phone softwear is it as good as the thried one

  • NO WIFI is free no you dont pay every month and it wouldnt be worth it just for porn guy

  • @TolentinoA1 Nice saying :)

  • I cant take this guy seriously...

  • is the wifi part free?..i have it but does it cost me money to browse?

  • OMG!!! this guys face look so funny, and it gets really annoying cuz its like hes smiling but thats his face

  • Do you have to pay fore this?? Every month or anything else, my sister says yes, but i cant find it,, please .. Mail back.. I have to know.

  • Can you watch porn websites on that tiny little shit ? I am thinking to buy one just to watch porn while i am on a supermarket or in a public toilet jerking....lolololol

  • 98, 666 views xD 666

  • What a fake asian. he doesnt have an accent!

  • its fuckin quite good just stated playing with my brothers...i might have to get one

  • Is it capable of video playback except youtube? Simply put it what are the things you can't do in safari in itouch.

  • it doesn't support flash ;/

  • @babyyoyoboy

    jailbreak it and you can

  • is it free?

  • its awesome! :D

  • It's a web browser like any ofther

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  • im sorry but are you retarded? no. it is a browser. like internet explorer or google chrome. you could be on the internet if you have an iphone and have service but it is no magical internet portal

  • It's a browser for iPod Touch.. -.-

  • @xaxie1

    safari is a web browser... nothing more

  • FAIL

  • Can u replace safari with firefox?

  • So Safari comes with the ipod already u dont have to download or buy safari?

  • yes

  • Wow extremely fast!

  • CHINKKK

  • do you have to pay to get safari app or is it standard on the ipod?

  • It's built-in !

  • @lekid911 hey i just got my ipod touch, and u have a couple of social networking apps, but whenever i want to connect to the internet on safari, it says safari cant open the page cuz its not connected to internet!!!1 my friend has an ipod touch, but he has internet!!!

  • @lekid911 so your basically saying once you get the itouch it comes with it?

  • @MrBatistafan123 NNOOO SHIIIIIIIT!

  • @RyanC8 standard

  • @RyanC8 it runs on wifi in your house. like a computer..

  • can I masturbate while holding my ipod touch? thanks

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

  • i hope so

  • funniest comment i have ever seen in my life. lofl

  • Indeed, you can.

    In fact, the new third generation has provided many upgrades, including new "pleasure" features included only on the 64GB model. Just correctly insert the Ipod into your anus, and the vibration feature will automatically stimulate your prostate. Look mommy! No hands!

  • @zanark9

    cochino

  • Preposterous!

  • loooooooooooooooooooool

  • lol.

  • LOL

  • are you for real?

  • That is indeed a very special feature of the new third generation iTouch. Another innovative feature newly found in the iTouch is the nipple stimulant. Simply place the iTouch on one of your beloved nipple and tap the "stimulate my nipple" button and it'll give you the pleasures of your life.

  • I have realized after finally receiving my 3rd Gen after a long and arduous battle with a 25-story prostitute, I have come to attention that my previous statement on the new "pleasure" features were removed along with the camera with the excuse to lower costs, but more accurately, reduce competition with the iPhone.

  • @LatinDelicious fuckin hilarious!!! xDDD

  • @LatinDelicious

    yup, works perfectly

  • @LatinDelicious yes indeed

  • @LatinDelicious what's your point :)?

  • @LatinDelicious oh yes

  • Can you watch like different video sites than youtube, like porn maybe? Haha

  • ew but yes

  • cochino

  • no it dosent have flash/java the archos 5 dose though

  • @hullett29 Yeah ...i try it at night XD

  • I have a question, Can you play internet games on the Ipod Touch? (Like runescape?)

  • nope the ipod touch support online gaming its a touch screeen you can go to the website but how are you able to play it you need a mouse and a keyboard but there is a runeescape app that works just like the one you play

  • nope itouch cant read java script

  • no it cant run java script

  • can u play utube vids on itouch

  • yup there is actually an app spacificly for youtube surfing... im not sure if you can watch vids on youtube from safari...

  • hey wat does ull-featured web browser meeans and should i get a itouch or a zune hd

  • no why sould it do that it is only a ipod and a touch screen lol newbie

  • bottom line, is it worth getting a ipod touch?

    [:

  • yes =]] there are few flaws but not enough to not think its totally baddass

  • No, you should get the archos 5!

  • This guy is so hip. I wish I could sit down and drink with him at the local starbucks

  • I'd like to go to a punk concert and get wasted with him. We'd drink jägermeister all nite long.

  • your a fucking reject

  • doesnt sound like his real voice.

  • lol you want him to sound like sang hoe or ching chang LOL

  • dude ru trying to make fun of asians cause that isnt funny you loser

  • Did you make this? Because this is a clip from another video.

  • do you have 2 pay for it every month ? , plz answer me :)

  • nope its free

  • thanks , couse i really needed 2 know

  • yeah i wondered that in the beginning but i thought, "you dont get a monthly bill from an ipod....."

  • xD  .

  • without a mic, your IPOD touch is not perfect...

  • you can use the iphone headset

  • no it will not work.

  • of course its just a tool, the whole touch fthin is a tool, BUT it's a cool one (safari and the touch thing)

  • Can anyone suggest a good wi-fi router for my ipod because i dont wanna keep going to starbucks just for wi-fi connection.HELP please!!

  • if you want a wi-fi router for home why not use your PC

  • I said nevermind I already have one but thanks.

  • lol, if you don't have any game systems at your house you can but whatever you want, but if you do have gamesytems buy one with an open nat

  • ok thxs a lot!

  • i mostly wanna get this cuz all i have is a PlayStation one console.

  • Buy Airport Express. Or a different express. Just go on google and look at their wi-fi thing-ies >.> It's totally free. You plug it into a wall, enter a password (that comes in the box) aaaaaand yeah.

  • go into command prompt start menu >run type cmd then do ipconfig if you have a router the default gateway ip should be 192.-.-.- ect, then type that ip n ur webbrowser then from there u can change the password for your router and stuff like that hope that helped.

  • ok everyone just chill. im kinda an expert. the internet is already built in tho the ipod touch. u must have a wireless router available to do it. once u connect to the wireless router, you can be on the internet as long as u want as long as you are in range of the router. if your router is locked, you need the WEP key, which is the password to acces the router. If u need it, it may be printed on the router or somewhere on your computer, just try your best to find it. I hope this helps.

  • how are u an expert? all u did was read a fucking manual

  • ok who bro, im not trying to start a fight. I dont even own an ipod touch, im saving up for one, therefore i dont have a manual. chill out

  • the psp browser sucks donkey kongs balls

  • Do you have to download the internet on it?

    Or does it already have safari when u buy it?

  • it already has safair the only thing you ave to do is set up a wireless rounter

  • Easer then the PSP internet!

  • ok listen all you jack bitches who dont know about ipod touch internet. first of all its free...all you need is a wireless router.if you dont then go to mcdonalds or or something,most of them have wireless

  • well most of the fat asses would be at mcdonalds 24/7 so they dont need a wirrels router

  • you dont gotta pay for the internet on my ipod touch?

  • you only gotta for internet on iphone but that uses internet without wireless broadband.

  • dude this is all free internet, just gotta get a connection and i have one and i watch porn on it through vv vv vv (dot) pornhub (dot) com

  • lol u funny as hell ima be on the same thing when i get mine

  • i got a stain on my screen that just wont cum off ;)

  • haha

  • Ooh, you naughty boy!

  • hahhahha

  • haha

  • haha hells yes

  • is it just me or did the video go really quite at the end?

  • more portable porn wohoo!

  • good thing i have router

  • so for the current edition of the ipod touches, do you need wireless internet or can you just go on safari anytime?

  • How much does a wireless router cost?

  • about 50-80 bucks

  • do you have to pay for the internet?

  • nope

  • my dad has a windows laptop but it is wirless so isnt that wifi and can't i hook up my ipod to that

  • do u have to pay for internet??? please give quick response

  • no its free but u need a wireless router

  • no its free because it got a safari thing to get free wifi/internet

  • i could easyly get internet cuz i ahve a router and i kno the web key and everything so when i had the psp internet it was cool

  • I have one...just my ipod is like Cant find the connection but i ahve a router! PLEASE help me!=[

  • u need a wireless router buy 1 at dicksmith or some shit its pretty cheap.

  • can you get internet from like a restaurant wi-fi...like if idk u walk in a radioshack

  • yer u can. i live in the uk and in mc donalds you get free wi fi

  • here i have to pay for wifi at the mcdonalds and it's like a dollar for five minutes...

    but luckily I have wifi at my house

  • whaaat? i dot :o

  • i live in malta retard and i have it too

  • wait, are you calling me a retard? Because I can't find anything I said to offend the maltese or you or wifi...

  • uh mazing

  • you cant watch porn on it

  • y :(

  • What Apple should release is a wi-fi adapter for the touch, sort of like the radio adapter for the classic and a usb adapter for a laptop. Then you could get the Internet anywhere, it would sell loads!

  • i would buy that in an instant...

  • if your internet is WiFi, then your Password is unique and secret and its normally called a WEP Key... if you have forgot it then you need to contact your service provider. and change it.

  • damn can someone pleease help me!!!!!! my wi fi connection is locked and the person who knows the password is my brother, but he forgot it, now i cant go on the internet on my touch, does anyone know how to see what your password is some how???????????

  • download a computer scanner it should tell you things like product keys too. there are many free ones hope this helps

  • thanks for the help dude but ive been had it. maybe like the next day i posted that comment...

  • alright but whenever you have any questions about computers feel more than obligated to ask and that goes for anyone reading this.

  • if your on a mac its in your keychain. Apps...utilities...keychain

  • wow, ur a lil late dude, i fixed it like a day after that commet. thanks though

  • wicked tingz

  • OMG ur a fag

  • do you have to put it on itunes as soon as you get it? or can you mess around with it for a few and hook it up later?

  • nope you need to plug it in as soon as, it wont let you do anything else =/

  • damn that sux

  • i love my ipod touch. i dont care how scratched the back gets, its just an oblect. it wont stay good forever.

  • myt zune stays good forever =)

  • That's interesting, I wonder if the iPod Touch is sending a different UserAgent value, and if so, why.

  • i really dont care how bad my ipod otuch gets. its just an oblect.

  • Hmm...I have an iPod Toucb but Safari won't work...It just says Can't find server.I need some help..

  • set up your local wifi or go to a wifi enables area :)

  • call apple 1800-myapple

  • wat's wi-fi cuz i've heard of it but i dont know wat it is will someone tell me

  • Wi-Fi |ˈwīˈfī|

    abbreviation

    Wireless Fidelity, a group of technical standards enabling the transmission of data over wireless networks

  • Locate a WIRELESS router/internet access around local places like houses.

  • do u need a router or like modem thing to use the internet on an ipod touch?

  • You need a Wi-Fi internet connection through a wireless router, or go to a wifi hotspot such as a coffee shop. You can get a wireless router for around $50 -- or you can use your laptops wireless card to broadcast a wifi signal that the touch can use.

  • i already hav 3 devices that connect to my router (laptop, desktop, psp) if i got an itouch and the other devices were using the internet wud the internet be slower??

  • the youtube app kicks ass. also web auto leads to youtube when it finds a link that is for youtube which is sick.

    you can also hold one finger down and move towards the top righthand corner with a different finger and it zooms. its a not very well known feature it seems but is useful

  • can you drag limewire files to the touch? what kinda files does it support?

  • everthing that you could put into itunes, music, videos, images, contacts . .. ..

  • yes

  • its kinda weird how he says button

  • This helped me so much! Cause i just got the ipod touch.....So all u need is Wi-Fi to get on free internet?

  • napoleon

    dynamite