i like how no one ever suggests thick clothing and head protection from zombie bites if you have all that you can walk into swarms of zombies and come out alive.
@AsianBo0y no im not talking about regular clothes like a bomb suit or something that will protect you from bites and being piled on by hundreds of zombies.
i live in the American Midwest Iowa to be exact. so im not in a crowed area and i think most people own at least one firearm here (i own many) so this will probably be the one place that wont be overrun during the apocalypse.
that guy is stupid taking heaps of fucken melee weapons WTF! thats bad because the weight of your equipment gets heavier,its all bulcky and the only good thing about that amount of weapons is variety and also if you lose on you got more left for use its best to just carry a bit of molotov coctails and a gun and crowbar as a weapon and a tool for prying open things and fucking those zombie heads up
in fiction cutting off heads will not work but if this happens in real life it could be that you kill a zombie by kicking dem in da nuts because we dont know how a real zombie virus would bes stopped
and a zombie virus is pretty much bound to happen because diseases evolve and they evolve the fastest around dead body''s
dont use guns unless u absoloutly need to they make noise and light the two things that attract zombies use bats clubs ur hands or feet anything around u basicly but keep a gun with u
@njamison1000 a suppressor does NOT make a gun silent it slows down the gasses and suppresses the noise from the muzzle it does NOT make it silent. Suppressors are better used at long range because of the noise reduction. It is better to use a crossbow. But id noise dose not matter use something that is common because it will be much easier to find ammo 9mm for hand guns is suggested or the 22 cal for hand guns for rifles maybe a 7.62 or a 5.56 (Ak, sks, m14, and the m16 m4)
@killertank27 have you ever shot a surpressed weapon at long range it is impossible but i do agree with you about the crossbow and also the surpresser does make it silent I shot one it sounds as quiet as a nerf gun :)
@SilentScope57 Using you hands, feet, or any body part is highly not recommended because you don't really know how the virus is spread it could be a simple touch and bam! your a zombie. Blades like a long kitchen knife or even a sword is much better then your hands (which you need).
HA! i swear. *shakes head* I am a women, have never worn high heels, a scarf or wedding dress, EVER! And, for pitys sake, if ya get bit, you shoot yourself!
NO! NO MAN YOUR WRONG! SOLANUM CANNOT BE SPREAD BY A STAGNANT BLOODSTREAM!!!! THE DEAD RETURNING TO LIFE IS FAKE! ONLY THE LIVING MAY BECOME ZOMBIES!! Before you ask, i DID read the Zombie Survival Guide
And everyone needs to watch zombieland and the intro to the game prototype because military shoot everything that moves because of the possibility your infected
@Hamgammy won't be hard to kill u if your by yourself, what if your just killing zombies and one is creeping up on u, nevermind there's only 3 options, you can either let the zombies kill u, wait til u become a zombie, or just kill yourself
yeah yeah whatever to your idea i would find a store with the following items guns,bombs,melee weapons,food,and water BAMMMMMM NOW WHAT IDEA DO YOU HAVE NOW CUUUZZZ P.S.! it would also have three bathrooms for men,women,and people in a wheelchair
As I said before to another youtuber, I'd try to build a robot or two. Robots are what zombies fear. They cannot be infected. They do not feel fear. Zombies cannot bite through metal. Robots have many ways to decapitate zombies. I think I might just survive if I can figure out exactly how to build a robot.
ok i agree with some of the things in this video but one thing i dont agree with is waiting for the army to show up! if the do show up they might not or cant tell u apart fro the zombies or maybe they have orders to kill anyone that moves!....... in some movies like i dont know, 28 months later! sure the military start off helping then when they cant defenestrate human from zombie they start killing everyone! so i wouldnt trust the military without a pointed gun and asking their intentions!
@ghostbanger619 As said before, it's pretty easy to tell zombies apart from humans for the most part, and odds are they'd be given standing orders not to attack anyone unless they are obviously a zombie.
Get a silver knife, bullet, and sword. Collect a ton of guns, find holy water and a wooden spike. Make a cross out of wood. CRAP this is instructions for when MJ, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, or any other pop star sings something stupid. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
LOL. I like this dudes Accent. If you don't look at him he sounds like a scholar. When I do though he reminds me of Francis from Left 4 Dead who let his beard grow out..
If there was a zombie apocalypse I would just kill all zombies and humans. The average human being would be too stupid and scared and slow me down, so I would rape them if they were female and then kill them and continue on my way. I would also head to teh harbour right off the bat and steal a boat, stock it with supplies and coast out hte apocalypse in the water because zombies cant swim, I would dock when I need to rape women or grab supplies.
@StuffedAnimalPlanet No I'm the guy who realized that other people will slow me down, so I just kill all survivors and zombies alike. You see me coming over the hill, then next thing you know, you're dead. Cry noob. Everyman for himself. Pray you don't see me coming, because I'll rape your women and put a bullet in your head. Owned.
@Hamgammy Actually, during a zombie apoclypse, I'd try my best to build a remotely controlled robot (which is a skill I intend on learning someday), and that would do my daily rundown of the city for supplies for me, that way I won't have to leave my house very often. And the women (and any other survivors I happen to find) will also stay inside, so odds are you'd probably never run into me personally. So, I'd live. :p
@Hamgammy And why would you rape women? That's not a very good survival strategy, as that could a) give you STD's b) could get you shot, and c) I'm guessing you aren't a rapist now, so why would a zombie apoclypse encourage that behavior?
We own a giant peace of land in the middle of nowhere where me and my friends family own over 25 different guns including a large arsenal of rifels shotguns and pistols.....we also live in a log cabin so we don't worry about them breaking through walls....we have an elevated porch perfect for a snipers nest and machine guns...not to mention the trucks and vans we have
4:15 A lot of people would do that, well... in fact... most people would. One individual alone like you and I would have enough common sense to know not to go crazy. But... what about a community of people? If you tend to follow a clique, one of the most imfamous being the "in crowd" and they start to freak, that feeling will create an aura of "freaking out-ness" that will affect the other clique members.
So another tip would be: Avoid cliques, be an INDIVIDUAL have a personality, NO CLIQUES!
I would take my grandfather's 1897 shot gun. that things a beast. if i can pick i would take primary RASS. secondary it would be a 44 magnum. c4 for blowing off doors.
step two : camp on the catwalk or use an invincibility glitch
step 3: get a good gun from the box and upgrade it
step 4: kill the german so if you go to the moon you cant do the easter egg and you dont have to deal with aah the wunderwaffle dg-2 oh how ive missed you
You won't waddle around until the end of time if you are a zombie! when winter comes, it will snow and when zombies get wet (snow=water) their body falls apart so they will die...
I love how I know pretty much everything bout surviving a zombie apocalypse. From various books and movies etc... But in now way am I prepared for the oil crisis that definitely going to happen. Or when global warming floods the earth, which is definitely going to happen. Or being able to survive with no electricity. Which is probably going to happen.
Yes zombies are slow and stupid....well if you're dealing with 'Night of the Living Dead' zombies, now if you're dealin with '28 Days Later' zombies then you better be in shape and fucking RUN!!!!
i would have thought that a crowbar and a skateboard would be the only equipment needed.you would run out of ammo for guns, run out offuel for cars and chainsaws, and a crowbar you could use on a locked door and get in fairley quietly. a bike's chain would snap eventually, so a skateboard you could just ride away on. oh, and you need hemp, to ease your mind.
@MsUpbringing comment -"I'm a girl and I love watching people get torn in half and eaten-I also love watching them fall down stairs.......like a slinky! A screaming, crying slinky!"
I wouldnt slap you regardless of what this video has taught me about women.
Oh! And it's better to think about shelters and gathering enough food, water, and other supplies. Better chance to survive if you have a safe haven. Its not all about fighting the zombies.
Instead of buying guns, I would improvise with what I have for defense. Probably use a sharp pitch fork or something like that. :) I'm not the kind of person to fight at random, only defend when nessicary. Going all out blindly would cause more chaos. Think before taking action. I would be more of a provider, finding shelter, food and supplies. The problem with guns is you can run out of ammo quickly if you use it unwisely.
Don't fight. Run. If a single zombie is in your way, a hard kick to the face will let you trough. If fight is inevitable, then it's because long range weapons are unusable, so carry a knife. Gunfire attracts attention. Avoid closed or crowded places. Move from roof to roof (or tree). Wear multiple layers of clothing, gloves and headwear (trenchcoats are light tough and common). Don't let skin exposed.
Finally, avoid direct encounter with survivors. They are stupid, infected, noisy and armed.
scientists have made a zombie virus. they havent released into the earth yet. so start buyin guns and ammo or find a redneck for there guns and ammo and get ready for a retard to knock it over
First, we should send out the criminally insane, people who cannot live on their own, except for babies and children and people who are dying and use them as meat shields as we gain the trust of the zombies, mate with them and in a few generations, we will be at one with them.
Simply just design robots that do wireless connection with xbox 360 and ps3 CODBO. Then we use our xbox 360's and ps3's in a camp on an island and use our robots to kill the zombies by playing COD BO zombie mode except would see what the robot is seeing. But if you only have one chance. Im sure if they get me and other pros around the world which is like 5000 or more we could win.
my stategy would be go to russia get fps russia go to canada kill justin bieber and use him as zombie bait come back to the uk grab my xbox and everyones happy
I had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and my mom and brother were zombies but they were nice so they kept me in my room and zombies came through the screen door and then they opened my door and one of the fell on me so i pushed its head into the flor and stabbed it wih a pencil but then it kept moving so i stabbed it again :D
I already got my plane tickets to go see FPS Russia and pretend im his long lost brother so I will pwn all the zombies with mah EPIC GIANT FLAK CANNON!
i have good luck if one does come! i have two katanas hanging in my room, a hammer from my dad's car as well with jack and crow bar. pencils, hmm... a tv. shelves. lamps. knives yes forks and spoons to rip out there eyes!
just grab a 4x4, raid every shop you see and hole up and fortify in the local school with any survivors after checking them over for bites. start farming, go out on more raids when your low, guard the walls, reestablish society and reserve guns for the bandits (hockey suits+football pads+ longsword= almost completely safe to go toe-to-toe with undead joe.) after 20 years, check outside, and keep doing that untill all the zombies are gone.
As long as the zombies don't run cause if not I will shit out of luck cause I smoke and I hate running I would love to Kim kardashian as a zombie I'll make my sex slave no matter how rotten her ass would be I'll still spank it LOL
Umm....? News flash, not all women are scared shitless by that stuff. Just so everybody understands.
But this was an amusing video but I hardly think I'll use any of it. I'm not stupid and zombies are so popular right now, my four year old sister would know how to kill one if she had to.
2012 is gonna be a zombie apocalypse :D im staking out at some gun shop with several other people who are badass enough to know how to handle multiple weapons. 12 gage shotgun is what im goin with ;)
itd be funny if how cast uploaded a video on surviving a zombie apocalypse
salilrockss 9 hours ago
i like how no one ever suggests thick clothing and head protection from zombie bites if you have all that you can walk into swarms of zombies and come out alive.
GrannyWhackers1217 3 days ago
@GrannyWhackers1217 yea but you'll be slower and cant run from them zambies.
Plus, zambies are far more stronger in numbers so the zambies will block your path, wear you out and eventually get through you cloths
AsianBo0y 1 day ago
@AsianBo0y no im not talking about regular clothes like a bomb suit or something that will protect you from bites and being piled on by hundreds of zombies.
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Become a necrophiliac and the zombies will run. Problem solved.
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GunsAndBullets4U 1 week ago
thanks i survived whew :D i got a gun and shotem brains out to hell
dragon0164 1 week ago
I live in Central Indiana and I am not really in a very crouded place. Barley anyone lives around me.
thecreation0008 1 week ago
H.O.T.D
tavernman672 2 weeks ago
i live in the American Midwest Iowa to be exact. so im not in a crowed area and i think most people own at least one firearm here (i own many) so this will probably be the one place that wont be overrun during the apocalypse.
but the English are just screwed sorry
mrklawonn 2 weeks ago
this guy should have been on Sean of the dead
mrklawonn 2 weeks ago
Even Stupid,er,r
gamezonethegamersway 2 weeks ago
imma use my matchete like on eli :)
and my chronicals of riddick saber claws
Faithswarrior159 2 weeks ago
note crow bar is the tool and weapon
042576705 3 weeks ago
that guy is stupid taking heaps of fucken melee weapons WTF! thats bad because the weight of your equipment gets heavier,its all bulcky and the only good thing about that amount of weapons is variety and also if you lose on you got more left for use its best to just carry a bit of molotov coctails and a gun and crowbar as a weapon and a tool for prying open things and fucking those zombie heads up
042576705 3 weeks ago
im prepared >.e
sakurafire7 3 weeks ago
stupidererrer
Ufcfan903 3 weeks ago
I Love British i couldn't STOP laughing >.<
TheAmberChannel2010 3 weeks ago
and is also possible that if you get bitten by a zombie in the hand you have to cut it off immediately because otherwise the virus will spread
TheRaon75 3 weeks ago
be stopped
TheRaon75 3 weeks ago
in fiction cutting off heads will not work but if this happens in real life it could be that you kill a zombie by kicking dem in da nuts because we dont know how a real zombie virus would bes stopped
and a zombie virus is pretty much bound to happen because diseases evolve and they evolve the fastest around dead body''s
TheRaon75 3 weeks ago
I have a machete, does that count?
Cramerkids5 4 weeks ago
gun.?
j0nathane0 1 month ago
haha wow... zombies are freaky and ill probably die in an apocalypse cuz i dont have none of the tools of the above video
LessTHEKING001 1 month ago
dont use guns unless u absoloutly need to they make noise and light the two things that attract zombies use bats clubs ur hands or feet anything around u basicly but keep a gun with u
SilentScope57 1 month ago
@SilentScope57 or you can get a surpressed gun which will make it silent and reduce light
njamison1000 1 month ago
@njamison1000 a suppressor does NOT make a gun silent it slows down the gasses and suppresses the noise from the muzzle it does NOT make it silent. Suppressors are better used at long range because of the noise reduction. It is better to use a crossbow. But id noise dose not matter use something that is common because it will be much easier to find ammo 9mm for hand guns is suggested or the 22 cal for hand guns for rifles maybe a 7.62 or a 5.56 (Ak, sks, m14, and the m16 m4)
killertank27 4 weeks ago
@killertank27 have you ever shot a surpressed weapon at long range it is impossible but i do agree with you about the crossbow and also the surpresser does make it silent I shot one it sounds as quiet as a nerf gun :)
njamison1000 2 weeks ago
@SilentScope57 Using you hands, feet, or any body part is highly not recommended because you don't really know how the virus is spread it could be a simple touch and bam! your a zombie. Blades like a long kitchen knife or even a sword is much better then your hands (which you need).
killertank27 4 weeks ago
Q: What happens if I get bitten a zombie?
A: You grow a penis!
Duhitsandy123 1 month ago
He forgot stay away from windows xD
goldenretriever789 1 month ago
HA! i swear. *shakes head* I am a women, have never worn high heels, a scarf or wedding dress, EVER! And, for pitys sake, if ya get bit, you shoot yourself!
blackanime131 1 month ago
heh heh heh ... boom stick
dnangelzero22 1 month ago
Step 2: Don't fall down like a dumb ass and sit on your for 10 seconds waiting for the zombie to eat your brains out.
Jumb0Media 1 month ago
NO! NO MAN YOUR WRONG! SOLANUM CANNOT BE SPREAD BY A STAGNANT BLOODSTREAM!!!! THE DEAD RETURNING TO LIFE IS FAKE! ONLY THE LIVING MAY BECOME ZOMBIES!! Before you ask, i DID read the Zombie Survival Guide
ZombieCupcakes1 1 month ago
And everyone needs to watch zombieland and the intro to the game prototype because military shoot everything that moves because of the possibility your infected
THEJayJay2515 1 month ago
@Hamgammy won't be hard to kill u if your by yourself, what if your just killing zombies and one is creeping up on u, nevermind there's only 3 options, you can either let the zombies kill u, wait til u become a zombie, or just kill yourself
THEJayJay2515 1 month ago
yeah yeah whatever to your idea i would find a store with the following items guns,bombs,melee weapons,food,and water BAMMMMMM NOW WHAT IDEA DO YOU HAVE NOW CUUUZZZ P.S.! it would also have three bathrooms for men,women,and people in a wheelchair
BigNette 1 month ago
As I said before to another youtuber, I'd try to build a robot or two. Robots are what zombies fear. They cannot be infected. They do not feel fear. Zombies cannot bite through metal. Robots have many ways to decapitate zombies. I think I might just survive if I can figure out exactly how to build a robot.
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
You should have added "Wear soft gloves, a muzzle, and a shirt that says 'aim for the head'", just in case you become a zombie.
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
ok i agree with some of the things in this video but one thing i dont agree with is waiting for the army to show up! if the do show up they might not or cant tell u apart fro the zombies or maybe they have orders to kill anyone that moves!....... in some movies like i dont know, 28 months later! sure the military start off helping then when they cant defenestrate human from zombie they start killing everyone! so i wouldnt trust the military without a pointed gun and asking their intentions!
ghostbanger619 1 month ago
@ghostbanger619 As said before, it's pretty easy to tell zombies apart from humans for the most part, and odds are they'd be given standing orders not to attack anyone unless they are obviously a zombie.
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
Get a silver knife, bullet, and sword. Collect a ton of guns, find holy water and a wooden spike. Make a cross out of wood. CRAP this is instructions for when MJ, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, or any other pop star sings something stupid. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
ThePoohbearNinja 1 month ago
This video will definitely come
In handy in 2012
JTandS 1 month ago
what if they are the raging running kind of zombies?
ultimateflash 1 month ago
@ultimateflash Honestly in that situation I'd end it.
BlackAndThrash 1 month ago
@ultimateflash were fuck!!!
gokuhiphop113 1 month ago
LOL. I like this dudes Accent. If you don't look at him he sounds like a scholar. When I do though he reminds me of Francis from Left 4 Dead who let his beard grow out..
CopycatMKLLSecura 1 month ago 17
If there was a zombie apocalypse I would just kill all zombies and humans. The average human being would be too stupid and scared and slow me down, so I would rape them if they were female and then kill them and continue on my way. I would also head to teh harbour right off the bat and steal a boat, stock it with supplies and coast out hte apocalypse in the water because zombies cant swim, I would dock when I need to rape women or grab supplies.
Hamgammy 2 months ago
@Hamgammy What if the docks are destroyed?
kahulai 1 month ago
@Hamgammy Yep, you're the guy who chickens out, and leaves them for dead. I suppose you're the kind of guy I have to throw to the zombies.
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
@StuffedAnimalPlanet No I'm the guy who realized that other people will slow me down, so I just kill all survivors and zombies alike. You see me coming over the hill, then next thing you know, you're dead. Cry noob. Everyman for himself. Pray you don't see me coming, because I'll rape your women and put a bullet in your head. Owned.
Hamgammy 1 month ago
@Hamgammy Actually, during a zombie apoclypse, I'd try my best to build a remotely controlled robot (which is a skill I intend on learning someday), and that would do my daily rundown of the city for supplies for me, that way I won't have to leave my house very often. And the women (and any other survivors I happen to find) will also stay inside, so odds are you'd probably never run into me personally. So, I'd live. :p
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
@Hamgammy And why would you rape women? That's not a very good survival strategy, as that could a) give you STD's b) could get you shot, and c) I'm guessing you aren't a rapist now, so why would a zombie apoclypse encourage that behavior?
StuffedAnimalPlanet 1 month ago
We own a giant peace of land in the middle of nowhere where me and my friends family own over 25 different guns including a large arsenal of rifels shotguns and pistols.....we also live in a log cabin so we don't worry about them breaking through walls....we have an elevated porch perfect for a snipers nest and machine guns...not to mention the trucks and vans we have
GH05TA55A55IN85 2 months ago
Thanks man, this won me 50 bucks.
tipton270 2 months ago
4:15 A lot of people would do that, well... in fact... most people would. One individual alone like you and I would have enough common sense to know not to go crazy. But... what about a community of people? If you tend to follow a clique, one of the most imfamous being the "in crowd" and they start to freak, that feeling will create an aura of "freaking out-ness" that will affect the other clique members.
So another tip would be: Avoid cliques, be an INDIVIDUAL have a personality, NO CLIQUES!
Mangaman1100 2 months ago
I took the quiz and it said I have a 68.7% chance of surviving
1XenonXenon1 2 months ago
An unskippable commercial with a too damn loud sound? Thumbs down for this one!
whiterottenrabbit 2 months ago
ARE U GUYS INSANE?IN A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE YOU SHOULD SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND NOT MAKE A SOUND IF A ZOMBIE COMES U HIDE OR BEAT IT TO DEATH
The10243 2 months ago
just have 0- blood type and ull be immune
billmuirhead 2 months ago
I would take my grandfather's 1897 shot gun. that things a beast. if i can pick i would take primary RASS. secondary it would be a 44 magnum. c4 for blowing off doors.
mrtextbook10 2 months ago
I did a test and it said I would have a 44% chance of surviving...but I don't like being in groups...
Lucifera4 2 months ago
@Lucifera4 I took that test and it said that I had a 71.5% chance of surviving... and I'm 10 years old!
Trevornator01 2 months ago
@Trevornator01 age doesn't matter, as long as you can fire a gun and run.
Lucifera4 2 months ago
@Trevornator01 i got 94% and i am not gonna tell you my age
14lolful 2 months ago
wemen cant survive shit :)
TannerManFrith 2 months ago
I did a test on this on the internet and it says I'll survive til the near end
Earthquake136 2 months ago
lol
TheKo123456789 2 months ago
good idea to give a zombie a gun
SJBruun 2 months ago
now i feel ready
WolfTvCod 2 months ago
I dislike dicks going on about black opos jokes.
CabloGames 2 months ago
If a zombie attack happens, sure there will be some zombie killing fun, but as soon as you die, EVERYONE HEAD TO JUSTIN BIEBER's HOUSE!
Oaklandboy144 2 months ago 43
@Oaklandboy144 braaaaaiiiinnnnssss......
dude101404 3 weeks ago
If this does happen (not likely) then I'll rather kill myself even though I'll probz own them I wouldn't want to see my ex or my family infected
TheWunderwaffeDg2 2 months ago
@TheWunderwaffeDg2 it will. it will.
XenaXIV 2 months ago
@SilentNight80 Dont worry Chuck Norris will beat em all with bare hands ;)
MrKaanooo 2 months ago
OMFG
this vid is hilarious!!!!
This Zombie apocalypse ism't gonna happen!
Or at least not for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time!!
lmao
iluvpeytonmanning18 2 months ago
step 1 get grenade launcher (preferably china lake)
step 2 kill all the zombies untill you kill all the zombies
optional
have scavenger
brianawesome100 3 months ago
step one: go to der riese
step two : camp on the catwalk or use an invincibility glitch
step 3: get a good gun from the box and upgrade it
step 4: kill the german so if you go to the moon you cant do the easter egg and you dont have to deal with aah the wunderwaffle dg-2 oh how ive missed you
ilovecats222ful 3 months ago
You won't waddle around until the end of time if you are a zombie! when winter comes, it will snow and when zombies get wet (snow=water) their body falls apart so they will die...
jhutchyboy1 3 months ago
I love how I know pretty much everything bout surviving a zombie apocalypse. From various books and movies etc... But in now way am I prepared for the oil crisis that definitely going to happen. Or when global warming floods the earth, which is definitely going to happen. Or being able to survive with no electricity. Which is probably going to happen.
12529kg 3 months ago
Why are people watching this anyway ?
Its not like its going to happen...
few days later...
news report : zombies raging all over the city
lol
TheSaka24 3 months ago
Yes zombies are slow and stupid....well if you're dealing with 'Night of the Living Dead' zombies, now if you're dealin with '28 Days Later' zombies then you better be in shape and fucking RUN!!!!
AngelofDeath9211 3 months ago
i would have thought that a crowbar and a skateboard would be the only equipment needed.you would run out of ammo for guns, run out offuel for cars and chainsaws, and a crowbar you could use on a locked door and get in fairley quietly. a bike's chain would snap eventually, so a skateboard you could just ride away on. oh, and you need hemp, to ease your mind.
SuppishFishAndChips 3 months ago
FPSRussia ftw!
lary301254 3 months ago
uh-oh a women
LOL
potctk 3 months ago
lightsaber nuf set :D
Crowy9393 3 months ago
funny video, but i think if the zombie apocalypse might be happen, this video is going to be useful to us
DasmaCalubayan 3 months ago
Real way to survive:
Step. 1: Get a knife
Step 2: Write: "Surviver" on a sheet of paper
Step 3: paste paper on ur back
Step 4: cute ur wrist & wait for death
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@MsUpbringing comment -"I'm a girl and I love watching people get torn in half and eaten-I also love watching them fall down stairs.......like a slinky! A screaming, crying slinky!"
I wouldnt slap you regardless of what this video has taught me about women.
DailyDoseVlog 3 months ago
when that lady fell in #2, y the FUCK did she wait for him to come instead of get up and run!!!!!
JJlikesolovesyouify 3 months ago
Get fps russia + 4 girls then u win teehee
TheKillaitalia 3 months ago
@TheKillaitalia didnt u read step 2
seminoleboy96 3 months ago
love the resident evil stars reference just made me lov the video more
meg5493 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw the STARS badge at 00:20
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cowboysfan1ism 3 months ago
@Silentnight80 but if he turned into one were screwed! Lol
cowboysfan1ism 3 months ago
STARS!
6tbear 4 months ago
Oh! And it's better to think about shelters and gathering enough food, water, and other supplies. Better chance to survive if you have a safe haven. Its not all about fighting the zombies.
cookiedipp 4 months ago
Instead of buying guns, I would improvise with what I have for defense. Probably use a sharp pitch fork or something like that. :) I'm not the kind of person to fight at random, only defend when nessicary. Going all out blindly would cause more chaos. Think before taking action. I would be more of a provider, finding shelter, food and supplies. The problem with guns is you can run out of ammo quickly if you use it unwisely.
cookiedipp 4 months ago
I'd be so pissed if there was a zombie apocalypse...
bbxez 4 months ago
Don't fight. Run. If a single zombie is in your way, a hard kick to the face will let you trough. If fight is inevitable, then it's because long range weapons are unusable, so carry a knife. Gunfire attracts attention. Avoid closed or crowded places. Move from roof to roof (or tree). Wear multiple layers of clothing, gloves and headwear (trenchcoats are light tough and common). Don't let skin exposed.
Finally, avoid direct encounter with survivors. They are stupid, infected, noisy and armed.
GregTom2 4 months ago
All you need to do is:
stay away from the zombies.
MultiNatla 4 months ago
@MultiNatla fuck that , give me a raygun and im good to go
takatoekoe 4 months ago
scientists have made a zombie virus. they havent released into the earth yet. so start buyin guns and ammo or find a redneck for there guns and ammo and get ready for a retard to knock it over
halosecrets526 4 months ago
Step one.
Find Box.
Step two
Paint two Golden question marks on the top
Step three
Give box 950 dollars for a random weapon. (Ps. try for the Ray Gun.)
Guywholovesbakon 4 months ago 53
@Guywholovesbakon nooooooooooooooooooooooo *try for thunder gun ;)
Kiwisnip3z 3 months ago
I'd just use a gun and swords and knives.
stkwarrior13 4 months ago
@stkwarrior13 LMFAO!
ChampionsGamez 4 months ago
all you need is duct tape and fire according to dead rising and red dead
TheBoomdoom 4 months ago
It would be awesome to have a zombie apocalypse!!!!!!
Yonkors 4 months ago
Lmao! Zombies with a sense of drama!
jpmetroidkiller96 4 months ago
how to survie a zombie apocalypse
step 1: get a ray gun
you are done
FlashMaster659 4 months ago
This guide sucks if you want a good guide watch Zombie Land (they got twinkys!!!!!!) jk kthe vids good
HaloMice 4 months ago
i like blowing off there heads with a shotgun
its so fun
MrPokefan552 4 months ago
i like blowing off there heads with a shotgun
MrPokefan552 4 months ago
how to survive the zombie apocolypse:
step one: Run around in a circle (do rape trains)
AguyCalledKev 4 months ago
Tip: dont go to NYC
xxLaserGaMingxx 5 months ago
1. Somoke weed
2. Run over some zombies
3. Have sex with Selena Gomez
4. ???
5. Profit
Yes, my childhood was fucked up.
LeoProdutions 5 months ago
@LeoProdutions
selena gomez ftw!
pivotkid85 5 months ago
@LeoProdutions And so is your sense of humor
Thiscontainsamessage 4 months ago
Or you could just go to your local pub and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
BurningPotatoFilms 5 months ago 5
if you get killed by a slow zombie you deserve to die.
Flexfeuil1221 5 months ago 6
First, we should send out the criminally insane, people who cannot live on their own, except for babies and children and people who are dying and use them as meat shields as we gain the trust of the zombies, mate with them and in a few generations, we will be at one with them.
Goodykos 5 months ago
Why do all this? You can go on the moon with 3 other people and just survive
SpeedyClackster 5 months ago
@SpeedyClackster all you have to do is draw outlines of guns on the wall and just drink soda all day and you're set
teridax4 4 months ago
Simply just design robots that do wireless connection with xbox 360 and ps3 CODBO. Then we use our xbox 360's and ps3's in a camp on an island and use our robots to kill the zombies by playing COD BO zombie mode except would see what the robot is seeing. But if you only have one chance. Im sure if they get me and other pros around the world which is like 5000 or more we could win.
PoptartFail 5 months ago
slightly sexist but whatever
stephxbones 5 months ago
@stephxbones It's supposed to be a joke. Not sexist.
StalkedKeyboard 5 months ago
my stategy would be go to russia get fps russia go to canada kill justin bieber and use him as zombie bait come back to the uk grab my xbox and everyones happy
gameforhelp 5 months ago
lol
thecheef1000 5 months ago
my strategy...get a thundergun from the mystery box
meganova15 5 months ago 2
@meganova15 pack a punched one!!!!!!11111
TheCodsta67 5 months ago
@TheCodsta67 You know it brother!
meganova15 5 months ago
I had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and my mom and brother were zombies but they were nice so they kept me in my room and zombies came through the screen door and then they opened my door and one of the fell on me so i pushed its head into the flor and stabbed it wih a pencil but then it kept moving so i stabbed it again :D
abigailstyle1 5 months ago
i am ready just head to my friends house tht is filled with ammo we are prepared for the zombie apocalypse
emolover972 5 months ago
lol if there was a zombie apocalypse im going to ikea
A: theres food in the food court
B: no one would think of going there
C: theres a lot of furniture to make a really good barrier
D:lots of hiding spots :)
sapoe3 5 months ago 4
I already got my plane tickets to go see FPS Russia and pretend im his long lost brother so I will pwn all the zombies with mah EPIC GIANT FLAK CANNON!
TheObzfan 5 months ago
I live in USA, Michigan it is possible that half of the homes have a gun
There are also gun nuts who stock pile guns
residentmagnum 5 months ago
i have good luck if one does come! i have two katanas hanging in my room, a hammer from my dad's car as well with jack and crow bar. pencils, hmm... a tv. shelves. lamps. knives yes forks and spoons to rip out there eyes!
badboy77738 5 months ago
WELL THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HANDY A FEW DAYS AGO!
SilasStallings 5 months ago
just grab a 4x4, raid every shop you see and hole up and fortify in the local school with any survivors after checking them over for bites. start farming, go out on more raids when your low, guard the walls, reestablish society and reserve guns for the bandits (hockey suits+football pads+ longsword= almost completely safe to go toe-to-toe with undead joe.) after 20 years, check outside, and keep doing that untill all the zombies are gone.
simples.
trandomphatguy 5 months ago 5
65 PEEPS GOT BIT.!
jazzylove1997 5 months ago
You should definitely check out the FearDemic Zombie Contest
MattSume 5 months ago
I'm a lady, and I actually like to kill people. Idgaf if people die. :D
RileyHasAGun 5 months ago
If the zombie apocalypse comes around, I'm stealing my mom's car.
RileyHasAGun 5 months ago
As long as the zombies don't run cause if not I will shit out of luck cause I smoke and I hate running I would love to Kim kardashian as a zombie I'll make my sex slave no matter how rotten her ass would be I'll still spank it LOL
Edwardava 5 months ago
Umm....? News flash, not all women are scared shitless by that stuff. Just so everybody understands.
But this was an amusing video but I hardly think I'll use any of it. I'm not stupid and zombies are so popular right now, my four year old sister would know how to kill one if she had to.
WitchFullTime 5 months ago
how to survive the zombie apocalypse
step 1 : get fps russia
step 2 : get chuck noris
congratulations
LegoMationStudios1 5 months ago 76
@LegoMationStudios1 what does frames per second have to do with anything.
SirKil0t 3 months ago
@LegoMationStudios1 no to survive the zombie apocalypse
step 1 : get fps russia
Step 2 : get syndicate
step 3 : get xJawz
xJawz and syndicate would be running rape trains in a parking lot and fps russia, with all those guns well they would survive the zombie apocalypse
codfreak1215 3 months ago 4
@codfreak1215 Cod freak.
xDjRC 3 months ago
@LegoMationStudios1 dude screw chuck norris wow im an mma fighter im the best ever im god who cares about that gay kid
darksidersmaster 3 months ago
@LegoMationStudios1 hes not god dont praise him
darksidersmaster 3 months ago
@darksidersmaster have you heard of sarcasim lol?
soukupb 3 months ago
what if you cut off the infected part before ti spreads? and in resident eviil you get bit more than once and still make it
alienxpredator1 5 months ago
@alienxpredator1 Thats probably because resident evil is a movie.
HHammy98 5 months ago
@HHammy98 im talking about the games
alienxpredator1 5 months ago
@alienxpredator1 Well you didnt write that did u...
HHammy98 5 months ago
@HHammy98 sorry
alienxpredator1 5 months ago
best thing about the Zombie Apocalypse?
Jimi Hendrix comes back from the dead.
endlesswar1000 5 months ago
When run out of ammo; chalk the outline of a gun, and try to buy it.
MrPokegangster 5 months ago
LOL!!!
microsoft681 5 months ago
'he all hated you all and ran off', slap her! lol
thebelieberfever101 5 months ago
what is up with the cocktails?!?
thebelieberfever101 5 months ago
no dur you got zombie in u
thebelieberfever101 5 months ago
that guy makes serious things sound hillarious
thebelieberfever101 5 months ago
Dead "bittey" people
007whitespy 5 months ago
lol omfg id soo have soo much fun if there was a zombie apocalypse n homedepot wood b the best place to go first in a zombie apocalypse
javierrcha 5 months ago
Was that S.T.A.R.S outfit on a cop?
bachiguarana 5 months ago
boom stick :3
rock4eva231 5 months ago
1 answer... chuck norris
rock4eva231 5 months ago
this guy is my fuckin idol
fpssniperfy 5 months ago
if u r bitten by a zombie for example the arm allways cut off you're arm befor the virase spreads through ur intair body
LivingDeadDollFan 5 months ago 3
sexiest pig oh and hiiting a women is a bad thang to do but i did like it
Team72121 6 months ago
2012 is gonna be a zombie apocalypse :D im staking out at some gun shop with several other people who are badass enough to know how to handle multiple weapons. 12 gage shotgun is what im goin with ;)
damoclesgregorius 6 months ago
if there was ever a zombie invasion i would camp at sams club or walmart
legologoland32 6 months ago
@legologoland32 word!
MalikHardy66 6 months ago