John Lennon & Yoko Ono: "John & Yoko" (1969)

[tiest0addict]

LOL!!!!!!! But I love John & Yoko.♥

[catalinaul]

Can't imagine what John was thinking when they recorded this.. Maybe "Yoko"?

[ReaganMorbus]

I love the part where they say John and Yoko.

[nanablendsistersTS2]

what music is this? lol

[JulianSaucedo1985]

it sounds like that john and yoko are having sex!!

[Batman8657]

LOL!! @ 0:28 "JYUHHHHHHHHH......."

[JHFillmoreEast]

souht park : kill john lennon

[sonny3632]

an example of crime against humanity

[peacefulblonde39]

..... the silent screams with Johns heartbeating moments before he left us.

[dannamusic1]

i like it..it's funny and creative..lol

[ssparks8200]

wtf? lol

[sp00kynek0]

sounds like they're fucking o-O

[progreadicto]

this is bullshit, dont matter if you are a mediocre listener of pop songs or an "avantgarde "expert.

[Mushroomrf]

this is incredibly disturbing

[faithfulltobeatles]

Why am I laughing at this?? XD

[hottiemarkable]

Omg, They Are Having Sex, ORGYTime, Lmao O_O

[miss9starr7]

Okay, cool voices but what is that thumping noise? o.o

[UniversalTruths]

@miss9starr7 It's a heart beating.

[sdgojdfpghj]

To be more exact, it's at 19:50- 20:05 (the more amusing part).

[MrSammi1018]

This is beautiful and inspiring. It's like such an intense conversation involving every human emotion. I could listen to this for hours. I wish more people would appreciate this sort of art. And yes, avant-garde is just another word for "bullshit", but avant-garde is some amazing art. I love this. <3

[killerdudelol]

Lol wtf they were high

[TheMarques400]

@killerdudelol Actually,No

xD

[7beers]

3:56 I'm hetero but I like his ass better than hers.

[ImKissingJohnLennon]

@7beers I agree. 100000000%

DAT ASS. CX

[7beers]

Too bad his name wasn't Cocoa.

[7beers]

Where can I get the sheet music?

[7beers]

I don't like this. It's too commercial.

[7beers]

What's interesting about this is that she is the leader and he is the follower. Even though most of us find Yoko an untalented, pretentious crashing bore, clearly she had John wrapped around her little finger.

[7beers]

I liked the part where she says "John".

[sdgojdfpghj]

The best part of this was cut off... when John changes his voice to a falsetto 'Yoko' and they both start laughing.

[MrSammi1018]

@sdgojdfpghj Oh, I'd love to hear that. Do you know where I could find that?

[sdgojdfpghj]

@MrSammi1018 Either on the CD or a used copy of the LP "Wedding Album". It's toward the end of the song(?) "John & Yoko". There must of not been enough room for it on this video, maybe someone can post a 'part 2".......

[marvidtelmo]

Ay, ay con la vanguardia

[Middlesexful]

this is one of the best songs ever. no joke. i love the intensity. i can't help but if you really listen to this and get yourself into it with all your heart and soul you forget that they are only saying each others names and you find out that they're having a conversation including every single emotion the human being knows. perfect.

[thapoint09]

More conversations need to be like this.

[whitedwarf13]

I feel really happy for this couple, they both seem to know each other's names really well.

[70sRockin]

This is the ultimate in arrogance. To vomit out a piece of garbage like this, call it talent and expect the public to lick it up is outrageous. Only to drug infested hippies was this of any value.

[Middlesexful]

@70sRockin This is the ultimate in ignorance and stupidity. To visit a song that I know I won't like and get it a bad comment. Only to drug infested idiots that have really heavy problems in their life will do this.

if you don't understand this kind of art then go away and listen to the music you like. this is intense and inspiring, and if you don't get it then you'd better keep off of john and yoko material.

[Froebs]

@70sRockin nah I don't really think it was made out of arrogance.

[7beers]

@70sRockin Even drug infested hippies recognized this as the crap that it is.

[satoshimovie]

This is one of a most beautiful lovesong.

[fantagerox88]

@satoshimovie ikr :) i voted down by accident >.<

[pirocadura]

merda

[HyperActiveMexklok69]

imagine after john said yoko, yoko replied WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!1

[NeverShoutLana]

yoko sounds like she is having an orgasm the whole time. xD

[MadLaceann]

I love John Lennon. Really, I do. But... I'm not about to be like "This is genius!" xD

[24animeman]

YOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOHHHHNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[scarface12347]

woulda cracked up if john just said "what?" right at the end there.

[scarface12347]

is it bad this didnt annoy me?

[Ebb1993isgreat]

Yoko!!!

John!!!

Spongebob!!!!

[ruedeechanel]

@Ebb1993isgreat I like Spongebob.

[Ebb1993isgreat]

@ruedeechanel XD

[GlennWilsonMusic]

this song gave me gas

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

I like the part where they say "yoko...john"

[namaste91]

Folks,this is called avantgarde. And it HAS to annoy people for God's sake!

LOL,makes me angry too,but i embark on it. :D

[karlitos993]

¿El ruido de fondo es lo que parece? ¿Estan haciendo lo que parece? No es una cancion y no se para que coño lo hicieron, pero muestra la versatilidad de Yoko, quien por cierto tiene una bella voz, y si no escuchen youré my angel (entre otras, como born in a prision) en double fantasy.

[idikfatchix]

Is this the radio edit version?

[laharl69cirno]

This is like watching an episode of fucking Bleach.... "Ichigo ichigo ichigo ichigo"

[sicoticosandro]

lol-... yoko is such a shit... if her intention (abuusing john's weak state of mind) was to annoy people.. she made it

[Iluvthebeatles9]

....... im confused.. is this a song?

[37angelll]

Creeping the hell outta me

[aliceInSlumberland1]

My favourite part is when they say 'yoko...john'

[lacristina85]

I'm gonna sing this in the shower.

[kieranwnorman]

what the hell is that last pic?ewwww

[kieranwnorman]

the other beatles in the studio hearing them might be saying "oh crap,not another one!"

[RedundantMilk]

i thought they were having sex

[SavannaXan]

Yoko loco.

[MargusKiistheCritic]

Frank Zappa made such things years earlier.

[BLO2BAY]

this creeps me the fuck out

[Dronemful]

Best song ever

[asoko3]

(´●ω●`) ヨーコ？？？？？？？

[zshi1]

wtf is goin on?????

[pablothemexican123]

this. is not. a song.

[kreeepyy]

HAHAHAHA! This is some funny shit! lol I never knew it existed!

[theillfrisch1]

they were incredibly brave to actually release this on an album

[ZZqezza]

Where can I get the lyrics?

[progreadicto]

@ZZqezza man, your little commentary is better than this album.

[ImDavidBizar]

Jaja this is great. I miss this, not the song.

[presaply]

That must have been some very good sex !

[kornino]

I wasted 4.31 minutes of my life.

[dstter]

so after this born Sean.

[xazaryan]

it's better than simple words of love....great job..love it

[PerfectSense3]

benny hill did the same with marshaaa and was better

[huwfylt]

this is like the auditory version of their bagism thing.

[YouKnowItsMatt]

JOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN

YOOOOOOOKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOO

[kmal2t]

Yoko! Yes John!? YOUR MUSIC FUCKING BLOWS!

[finalaxy148]

By god, this is the worst song I've ever heard...And it's fuckin' hilarious!!!!

[5thfemalebeatle]

I love it when he says yoko ....SEXY

[5thfemalebeatle]

*orgasm*

[DisneyBlackJet]

What were they doing in there?

...Never mind. I don't want to know!

[variable2102]

I am not going lie. This is fucking awsome.

[russieross]

I prefer Stan Freberg's "John and Marsha" from the 1950's.

[bckm54]

I LOVE IT!!!! :)

[JoaoV27]

do you wanna ask again why i hate yoko ono?

[levialaska]

....is he chewing gum?

[xmarijeeemj]

Wow this is weird HAHAH. Oh I love John, I don't really like Yoko...

[juanopaez]

YOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!!!!!!

[Bizarronumber4]

RIP John Ono Lennon,1940-1980.

[s0stwin]

This is fucking orgasmic!

[mynameisnotmaddie]

I love their love. They were beautiful.

[occasionalliar]

She's a screamer.

[andrzejrobertendriu]

Oh my God, this is just too funny! :D This is what you get when you mix an English and Japanese creative powers together! :D

[renatopopbrasil]

they loved each other

[magalyzy]

asu mare que tal sensacion al escuchar esto si que se amaban deveritas que amor!!????

[XLoveXBeatles]

GIGGITY.

[5thfemalebeatle]

@XLoveXBeatles giggity giggity...

[Ikheetchris1]

I still wonder why this song is called john and yoko

[amaryllisviolet]

i agree that this is utter tosh, but it in no way detracts from the work of The Beatles or the best work of John, IMO.

[eliultimasora]

I love this because they were just having fun when they made it

[juicybadd]

how fuckin not cute

[LouiePlaysDrums]

john, yoko, joooohhhnnn, yooookooooo, JOOOOHHHNNN, YOKOOOOO!!!!!

Brilliant!!!

[EddyARB]

This shit truly sucks.

[Doppinator]

k.....

[LifeIsGood63]

They lost that child. I am sorry for their loss.

[Sepet3dalv]

omg u people! They were just FUCKING WASTER when they did that, its not artistic at all

[mitchman721]

fukn garbage yoko is the worst thing that happened to john

[paisleylou123]

this is my jam

[failosophy]

o_o

orgasmic.

[glammie4]

Picture a 1:46 is really good of them. and 2:09

[glammie4]

Picture at 1:28 is a beautiful picture of the two of them.

[huwfylt]

the heartbeat is actually the heartbeat of their son, John Winston Ono II, who died whilst still in the womb.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

wrong

that is on LIFE WITH THE LIONS

[chrismarshall1950]

I know John and Yoko met in November 1966, but when did they start dating?

[skillzbeat]

Weird. . John's voice is coming from one of my headphones, and Yoko's from the other. . .It's like my mind is fighting itself and it's split into male and female. . .wth? Oh well! Still a very interesting piece.

[crazygirl8343]

lol XD

its like, Yoko? Yoko? Johnn! YOKO!

this is kind of amusing

[classifiedwaste71]

They were having sex and reaching orgasm. The mike was near the waterbed.

[toyiahm]

Haha no the mic was on their hearts. That's their heart beats in the background not a waterbed. Now what they were doing to make the beats faster and voices more sensual is for us to guess.

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

2 mics

[Crijevo]

Music for waterbeds.

[redpaul79]

man he was chewing gum like a fiend in them heroin junkie cigarette cold turkey days

[SonicCharizard]

JOOOOOOOOOOOHN

[frostflower789]

wow this does sound like they're having sex....

[rexcute24]

maybe hahahaha ,oh my people,does their son sean saw this ? bad couple I think......

[georgelee43211]

awesome piece of audio sound art.

[motherbrain86]

glad to see a chunk of this on here, i would to to find this on vinyl or make a experimental film to this

[itssabsterdam]

what are they doing during this video?

[LeePD75]

this is one of the most expensive records of all time

[josiesezlol]

lol

[Rosterlu]

this was their way of showing their love

[xsavia95]

I think she had the microphone in her vagina!

[thebudman420]

what is this shit!? lol I have heard this crap was bad, but damn!

[EndOfTheNight1]

UGLY ANNOYING CUNT!

[judybug7779]

uhhhh.... is this actual bedroom audio???

[Alchemist7001]

I wouldn't call this a song, music, or anything. I wouldn't doubt the man himself, but, anyone could do this. The album should be titled "Yoko ono, and with like, guest John Lennon". It was experimental, and it didn't work. I don't hate it, because without experimenting nothing can really evolve into anything better.

[kosmischesynth]

The rustling sound is worrying and disturbing me

[michael918273645]

Beatles fans are such idiots. It doesn't matter if what they hear is crap, because its by a Beatle its great. If you want great avant-garde music listen to Can or Penderecki. This sucks.

[kosmischesynth]

SOMEONE ON YOUTUBE WHO LIKES CAN, JOY

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

YOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[AmoureuseDePaname]

That's what I'm talking about, that's the real music ! :D Jooohhhhnnnnnnnnnnnn !

[avialableman]

Well the whole length of it is more than 20 minutes. It could be 10 minutes each part on YouTube.

[hne12359]

Joooooooooooohhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn­n!

[TheDoctor394]

I could boogie to this all night.

[beatles62100]

I know! I have the LP and it's great to listen to!

[DomoStopMotion]

Best Song EVER Made XD

[DiorBatBrat]

lol it sound like john and yoko are having amazing sex :D

when I first heard this I was laughing because it sounds funny hehe

I love John and Yoko, they were really beautiful together and I don't care what the media or other people think of her or their relationship, they really loved each other and they help the earth by bringing peace and that what's make me happy :)

[toyiahm]

Agreed wholeheartedly!! I admire them as individuals and as a couple so much.

[skillzbeat]

@DiorBatBrat I tell my friends that, but they don't seem to believe me. It annoys me so much that they can't see what Yoko really did for the John, or why the band really broke up. In the end, Yoko had very little to do with it.

Basically, everything that happened after Brian Epstein died tore the band apart, and that's just how it is. Yes, Yoko was one of the things that changed after he died, but there were other bigger differences that people don't see. Too bad no one listens to me.

[AmoureuseDePaname]

JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[hne12359]

YOOKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000­000000Ooooooooooooooooooooooo0­00000000OOOOOOOOOOO!

[LoveeRenee]

I dig John and Yoko's experimental music. I think this is some of there best.

Peace

[mslaerik]

you can hear "babies heartbeat" from the Life with the lions LP in the background

[misterfabdu93]

Yes, I can dear mslaerik. I post this video tomorrow ok!!

[beatles62100]

Actually, that's THEIR heartbearts.

[1a2b3c1]

beautiful

[heyss]

great

[GlaceNarcotic]

o.O

[LouiePlaysDrums]

The first time I heard this piece, I laughed my head off. I remember playing it for my Mom afterwards and she said "It doesn't take any talent to do anything like that but it sure takes a lot of nerve!!" Hehehe.

[Crijevo]

Oh come on, avantgarde has better moments... I can imagine Bono and his wife recording an album like this... Friday bloody friday...

[AlannahMuriel]

"Die Ärzte - Ein Lächeln" is a parody on this xD

[AkerRiver]

jooooooooooohhhhhhhhhnn

[guaditarios]

Yo0koooo0o0o0o0o0o!!

[JuliaLordOfTheTrees]

@AkerRiver XD

[doomdespa]

horrible... this ain't music no more...

[dilzappa]

tHE ORIGINAL OF THIS TRACK LASTS THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE LP.