Mr. Deity and the Psych Exam

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

Forgive me, Mr. D., for I have lust-bunnies. Ms. Poppy is a hottie and so was Hope the waitress (who is your daughter; no surprises, considering her mother.) I have to ask: What percentage of the comments are rude "Hubbah Hubbah" come-ons from guys? (They probably ask you to set them up with Amy and other retarded crap, right?)

[eartianwerewolf]

This god reminds me of Michael Scott from The Office

[kingkong8974]

Lmfao there's a 7 leafed plant that looks kinda like a cannabis plant by him during the begging section.

[misterdeity]

@kingkong8974 Shhhhh... I mean, that's strictly for medical purposes.

[skywize]

Apperently Jesus deserved it. You should always trust those Romans, lol.

[paulbottomley42]

Oh god the begging segment. Funnier than the episode. Genius. :)

[Mystro1989]

psych student saying this is the best episode ever!

"very unangry" *crosses arms* ha!

[lessermystery]

How much money would it take to get you to stop the plugs at the end of your show? I don't mind them so much, except I'm reluctant to load them in other forums where I think my friends would really get a kick out of them - because of the plugging. So how much to get you to stop, or find another way to plug so that your shows remain untouched. I get you need to raise money - just wondering about options?

[graywolf83]

LMAO! I don't know which made me laugh harder, the Psych episode or the "Begging Segment" that came after.

Thank you for the chuckles, mrdeity! :)

[amaxamon]

"Open up a can of wrath!" LOL

[zo219]

sigh. The life of women.

(Beyond genius.)

[Moonblossom9]

"you have some anger issues lady. you're projecting them onto me!!" hahahaha 

[ianmathwiz7]

So what was that first image that Ms. Psyche showed Mr. Deity, and what did Mr. Deity see it as?

Also, was Ms. Psyche played by the same person who played the waitress in Mr. Deity and the Really Cheap Meal?

[misterdeity]

@ianmathwiz7 The first image is an actual ink blot. Mr. D sees something sexual (who knows what?). And no, the waitress was played by my daughter. This is the lovely and gracious Carrie Poppy.

[HAXO9000]

@ianmathwiz7 well she was holding it by her vagina and it was sort of cupped downward so i figured it looked like an image of her vagina

[meowbrunei]

this is rich, funniest thing ever

[technosasquatch]

NOOOO!, not Urkel!!

[godfree2canada]

sweater, oh yeah

[jesusdied1]

O.o The lady in red is a hottie but the guy in the suite(gOD)is a fail! o.O

[carriepoppy]

@jesusdied1 Clearly you didn't make it to the begging segment. Hottie personified.

[peternut1]

I'm glad I earned a psych minor. This one is really sweet!

[Gorevet]

Love your hair by the way!

[benchkey]

If this were reality, I'd send her to Lucy

[Paxmax]

Hahaha!!

[cato8383]

i am recently new to the show and I like it, thank you.

[zimperliese]

uh? why is mr. deity and the quitter (and other videos older like that) "not available in your country"?? which is germany, btw.

[misterdeity]

@zimperliese There are a couple of episodes where this is the case. Apparently, Germany blocks videos which are submitted for revenue sharing wherein the music info isn't filled out completely. I learned of this only after a couple of episodes got blocked, but there's not way to change that (that I know of). Sorry. You can see them on Facebook and through iTunes though.

[moronchurch]

Very well done.

[Evilanious]

"You can trust the romans."

LOL

[ReaperGFID]

@Evilanious that was hilarious

[rlwiii]

i like the video...and i like the begging segment..but...i can identify with just about the entire cast of "trekkies"....should i call..or..not?

[Evilanious]

Lol, misterdeity was acting like a horrible douchebag there.

[RustyKoi]

You're like the cool/witty long lost twin of George Lucas.

[akropiss]

this is pretty jokes! keep it up mate

[PathogensQuest]

Holy shit! You don't tuck in your shirt when wearing shorts.

[conscript125]

Mister Deity, I took your advice and got off the computer.

I gathered all the newspapers I have been hoarding for the last 27 years and built a newspaper temple. I have never had so much fun!

Then I set it on fire. -.-

[diabloblanco0819]

brilliant as usual. but, what is money?

[Doliath]

Great episode!

When can we expect Mr. Deity and the New Kid to be uploaded?

[misterdeity]

@Doliath Not sure when we're doing that episode. Maybe this season. Maybe not.

[luckydogranch]

I dunno man. There should be more haters here. For you to be a success, we need to see more haters than Judge Vaughn Walker or Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel.

Let's start PROjecting that anger and get these folks mobilized.

We're counting on you out here (down here). So c'mon man. The next time I see a video from you, I want to see an enraged mob with torches and farm implements. Maybe a zealot with a soapbox calling for your execution.

[DaveGreenSP]

Best Begging Segment Ever!

[stjimmy933499399493]

Naaiiileedd it

[insipidtomato]

i was going to make a response to how much i hate haterson youtube, then i realized i'd become what i hate most. so i decided to leave it alone

[QTralayne]

I love the series, but this episode was boring. I still think it's the best thing on the web and am looking forward to seeing more.

[MistressInked]

That begging segment was the funniest EVER!!!  You outdid yourself Brian!!!

[IkkyBooger]

So you've got the Season 3 out on DVD but what about Season 1 & 2? I can't find them.

[MistressInked]

@IkkyBooger Seasons 1 & 2 are still owned by Sony. Hopefully one day he will get them back.

[sanjose48hfp]

@MistressInked Nobody ever gets anything back from Sony once they own it. I still only get to have contact with my first born during alternate years on Japanese holidays.

[MistressInked]

@sanjose48hfp Let this be a lesson to EVERYONE!!! It pays to read the fine print!!!

[Almamater8888]

The Season 3 DVD also gave me an appreciation for how incredibly much work the Mr. Deity show is. I stand in awe of you (sung to the hymn of "I Stand in Awe of You."

[Almamater8888]

mr. deity: just got the DVD Season 3. Wow, funny! I highly recommend it to all viewers, money well spent! Some of the best stuff is the extras, which you just can't find on youtube or anywhere (that I know of). In your spare time (ha, ha), why not put together Season 1 and a Season 2 DVDs? Great stuff!

[nothingnesswithouten]

A deity does not wear shorts!

[GallifreysMagician]

So, my favorite part of this was definitely the "self-help suggestions" segment! XD

[FightingAtheist]

love it

[Voodoofreak35]

I didn't know one could actually use an Ipad like that!

[Hopeful71]

Damn, I had been looking for the copy of Twilight, thanks for telling me where it is ;)

(and btw, its not a lava lamp, its a mood lamp...thank you very much)

[deadeaded]

Am I the only one that finds the begging segments (esp. this one) entertaining?

[iwona1974]

@deadeaded I find them entertaining AND convincing. If I go broke, I'll know where all my money has gone;)

[thepercussionistME]

MR. Deity Quick-Time!

RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!

[rekkujalmari]

Drawing a fake jawline with your facial hair never ever works. It draws even more attention into the fact that you don't have one. Same effect as with comb overs.

[N21X]

Is it me or did Mr. Deity go to work at Dunder Mifflin?

[academiaco2008]

I own an angora sweater.

And they are definitely not righteous, man.

Now that Edward and Bella porn on the other hand....

[eahazell]

look for her great nude by Lord Frederick Leighton The Bath of Psyche, 1890. what a babe. she can get into my head any day

[misterdeity]

@eahazell OMG! I love Lord Leighton. He might be my all-time favorite painter. I go back and forth between Alma-Tadema, Bouguereau, and Leighton. Can you tell I'm a fan of the Academics?

[eahazell]

@misterdeity no I hadn't noticed LOL. I feel in love with that painting in London. It was on display and I thought she was the most incredible figure ever painted. Plus I love what she stands for.

[bynxrufus]

But...I love that signed photo! I just can't bear to throw it away! ;_;

[ShaedeReshka]

Looks like 12 people were offended by the begging session. =)

[03swalker]

Bella and Edward. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FableForge]

This is probably one of the best ones. Very smart dialog here.

[timw1971]

Another great episode. Doing "prequel" episodes was a great idea.

Can't wait to see the introduction of Lucy, Jesse and of course, the trademark white background!

Will we get to see Mr Deity meet Zeus? ("Sir, I don't think there is a 'The God'." -- Larry.)

[GordonYKWong]

BEST BEGGING SEGMENT EVER!!

[WHWonka]

"You can trust the Romans." hahah

[CosmicSeaman]

Mr. Deity rooooockkks.

[GrymEdm]

Best begging segment ever, and insulting the haters earns you a donation!

[masana2007]

You running around and popping up everywhere was extraordinary!!!

Thank you so much for the laughs!

[FungusyHam]

you are just awesome.

[verodefacto]

One word for this episode; WIN

[Rickymjam]

Logical really. Of course El would have eternal anger issues. Love it.

[sadunlap]

Best begging segment EVER!

ROTFLMAO.

[Otokogoroshi]

Men in shorts makes me laugh.

[misterdeity]

@Otokogoroshi That's my job.

[lazyperfectionist1]

You overacting ham!

Dedicated detractors make me wonder too. I once got a comment from someone saying that, the whole time he watched my video, he fought down the urge to punch the screen, but after watching it a dozen times, he finally managed to figure out what I was saying.

Huh. So he found the video violently unpleasant to watch, but he made himself sit through it a dozen times anyway. Someone clearly has something against himself.

[lazyperfectionist1]

No don't you go knocking my autographed Urkel photo! I waited in line for three hours to get that!

[leftofcentered]

Great stuff. I got a kick out of the conspicuously duct taped Apple logo. Or perhaps that was part of the Rorschach test. Anyway, nice touch.

[hughmanwho]

Why in the world would you spend time insulting a segment of your viewers?

That's just going to turn them off to you.. just slap some ads on the side and make some money off of them..

[TheDudeReborn]

The cake is true, watch the video.

[josealonsoleon]

LOLOLOL begisodes, the best part of the show LOLOLOLOL I can't stop LOLOLOLing

[SonomaDave1]

God wears shorts?

[6stringsbrainfingers]

Excellent funny stuff sir! Thumbs way up and subscibed. :)

[minski76]

And HE will strike upon you with his vengeance! (Edward and Bella? HE is a twilight fan?)

[Josan117]

"Nothing new, I knew what I was gonna do" Such great dialog =P

[mnkittel]

So, he already knows about the Romans, who he's gonna create, but he hasn't created them yet... so I think he's lying about turning off his all-knowingness. Which means that the Deity is also a pathological liar. (As evidenced by his obvious lie about liking her hair.)

[JazzmanJibilla]

I used to just watch for the beer, but now I can't wait for the begisode.

[ThePresident001]

Way of the Mister haha

[Chiscringle]

Hook an omnipresent being on coffee and you get the Quicktime begging segment.

[misterdeity]

@Chiscringle LOL!!!!

[adamw100]

AHHHHH! You don't look right in shorts!

Kind regards,

Long time watcher, first time commenter.

[misterdeity]

@adamw100 But I look even wronger in my speedo.

[slupine]

@misterdeity Now THERE'S a way to get donations. :P

[MistressInked]

@misterdeity I kinda wanna see that!!! My morbid curiosity!!!

[CartervonRiedel]

"if you're still watching this... I'm gonna by this DVD

[randall2020]

When is Lucy coming back?

[sekulaadam]

u can trust the Romans hahaha

[Stromatolite577]

@sekulaadam Look! Romans!  GET EM!

[Mrkaine666]

Psyche Girl Pretty

[carriepoppy]

@Mrkaine666 Oh stop it!

[Mrkaine666]

@carriepoppy Only if you go out with Me.

[visigothic67]

All the beg haters don't seem to understand that its necessary to beg at people in order to be faithful to the original subject material.

Most of the early chapters or the Bible are all full of beg-ating.

[carriepoppy]

@visigothic67 Beautiful.

[Nilloc024]

Mr Deity da bess! Hahahahahahahaha.

[astout5]

the little bit at the end was GENIUS!

[wmtierney10]

I know that actress, she was one of my SAT tutors :D

[HFIntegrale]

Go Carrie!

Great job again. And a great point too.

[carriepoppy]

@HFIntegrale Woo! Who are you?

[HFIntegrale]

@carriepoppy - It's me!

Motty :-) from the Atheist convention where I finally met Richard D.

[dpz47]

Hahahaha, my favorite parts are the begging segments.

[excitope]

Love it, loved the begisode.

[johnlcallaway]

I must disagree .. an image or sculpture of someone on an ancient torture device is far more obscene than porn. Great episode .. loved the anger twist at the end. Keep up the begisodes!!! Gotta get that word into the dictionary.

[culwin]

Who wears a long sleeve dress shirt with shorts?

I'm just sayin...

[fruitloops826]

i love your shows. don't focus on the haters, focus on me! (or some of the other people who love you) but mostly ME! :D

[raenef1990]

Best begging segment ever! Your are totally awesome!!!

[mijea]

LOVED the begging segment!

[DailyHitchens]

If you stop doing the begging segments, I'll stop watching. You have been warned.

[azsuperman01]

Awesome as usual!

[GWillM]

Loved the word play in this episode, and the change up to your norm begging session was nice.

[newbsauce11]

Bwahahaha begging segment and episode totally awesome. I love you guys.

[hoppus222]

great episode. these kinds of episodes are what made me fall in love with the show! now the season is in full gear.

[akaei0]

Yeah! Brian. As I was watching Ironman II, I could not listen to Sam Rockwell's "Hammer" without thinking of Mr. D. Do you get a royalty for that?

[Nemesis000000]

I feel like he was trying to make some kind of point at the end, but it was so implicit and vague I'm just not sure

[djvexd]

Angora ....sweater.

[evilferris]

Called 911 in Utah. They actually sent a fire truck and two Mormons in nomex suits.

[johncrazy8s]

lol i love being insulted as an audience member

[Ivellios396]

"8 additional questions!" with 9 fingers held up.  Sorry. I'm drinking and caught that.

[frustratedoperator]

If I was Mr.Deity, I'd be pissed to be examined by a fluff-head too!

[frustratedoperator]

with Relish! Love mr. Diety!

[usmckozmo]

how are there 445 likes with only 304 views....

(I like it btw, lol)

[DooMDrat]

@usmckozmo Viewcounts don't update as often as ratings.

[DreamwaIker]

XD fantastically awesome ending segment

[oldhipp13]

hey nao! I am full of self loathing, but i hate everyone else as well, so it's all good!... right?.... lol. seriously, i had to say that to be funny. love the show. i would have donated long ago but i am disabled - living in california on 900 bux a month, there IS no spare cash. i cant even afford to pay attention :(

[Proleetness]

lol at the ending

[DeLaCreux]

Loved the episode! Begging segment was great ^^

[sam51092]

Good idea, I want to see a real psychologist go through the Bible examining the psychology of Yahweh. I want to see that report.

[etowngftddummy]

@sam51092 Already been done, unfortunately I can't remember the results :(

[misterdeity]

@sam51092 Oooh! That's a great idea. Remember etowngftddummyfsdkjfoeht! Remember!

[nickgorton]

@misterdeity Seriously... what does etowngftddummyfsdkjfoeht! mean? Google gives exactly one link: your post.

[NegativeNick]

try cactus too, they are also cost efficient

[misterdeity]

@NegativeNick We're not fond of cactus. First, we have animals and they are very stupid. Second, both Amy and I are prone to falling into things with a certain degree of sharpness. Third, we don't find them aesthetically appealing.

[EvanHarold]

Love the duct tape on the iPad

[illduce333]

I didn't realize this till you took your glasses off, but you kinda look like an older Charlie from It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

[GeofsFilms]

@misterdeity I love the beggin gpart more than the show itself ! ^^ OMG he is good at it !!!

[phizzer]

Please, please, stop wasting time and money on episodes so you can really focus on the good stuff: begisodes! Just think, then we could have twice as many begisodes, or twice as long. How sweet that would be.

[misterdeity]

@phizzer Begisodes is GENIUS!!!!

[phizzer]

@misterdeity Flatter me all you want, but if you use it I'm still gonna expect royalties.

[DblOSmith]

Mr. Deity is such an attractive guy. He'd be such a versatile actor. I want him in my movie.

[carriepoppy]

@DblOSmith Brian, with the show having such a low budget, it's really not appropriate to pay people to leave comments like this.

[DblOSmith]

@carriepoppy Trust me, I wish I was paid. :) I'm an episodic sci-fi writer, and I have the perfect character for him to play.

[strongestofemall]

You've out done yourselves. I applaud you fine folks.

[SithLordRagnos]

I'm sensing a lot of residual anger towards Mrs. Stephanie Meyer...

[TGNProfessor]

@SithLordRagnos I could be wrong, but I didn't see the Twilight references as an attack on the series itself. Twilight is notorious for having a large group of anti-fans who do exactly what Brian was talking about in the Begisode - obsessively follow a series that they hate and then complain that they have to read it.

[marniespeaks]

wait for it, wait for it....

[GreatBigBore]

Brian, I will scrape the bottom of my piggy bank to donate, if you will just put on a different pair of pants!

[misterdeity]

@GreatBigBore Done!

[tualhaz]

Wow, what a sexist asshole he is. But we knew that already.

[MiserablerHurensohn]

Oh wicked fun. Nice one Brian.

[Allegro2500]

Oh My Deity! I LOVE this episode! These prequels are AWESOME!! Will subscribe as soon as I can. Keep up the funny! :)

[Loathomar]

"You can trust the Romans"