Dealing With Police

[elementdd66]

All the dislikes are from the people who listened to him word for word! xD

[Glass0fwat3r]

Amazing..

[happosai27]

you should add (SARCASM) behind the title or stupid people will take it serously lol

[HayleyMarrie13]

Speak more? Do me a favour and never ever stop speaking!!! :D Love You & Your Wondeful Work!

[Kendocon123]

Very funny Rob, If any dummy tries any of that stuff they deserve what they get lol.

[ThEmIdNiGhTiNtRuDeR]

Heeheehee!

[workcoverkillspeople]

Many many people have had a "successful encounter with police officers'. LMFAO

[alexofgummie]

Toooo fuckin funny !!!

[googleberg]

"knock knock" "Who's there?" "FUCK YOU!"

[MrBiejos]

Very funny Rob! Thanks for he laugh!!

[akmrmike]

@MrBiejos I agree, I needed a good laugh today!

[MrWayne1701]

wow sometimes all you can say is, wow

[EasyEbookMan]

"i know my fuking rights".. lol

[babyfuyu]

Well now, that answers that question for me! Well done.

[coyotemoon722]

Oh man, thanks for this! I am tired of being passive and getting my butt handed to me by cops. I'm going to start implementing this strategy today!

[GnosticNinja]

I did everything you said and guess what??

It worked just like ya said!

They were so impressed with my social skills they set me up with a 3 month all expenses paid vacation.

Hotel room was a bit spartan but I only had to pay $2800.00 in administration fees, the rest was totally FREE.

If you see those guys be sure to offer up the 'one finger salute', they love that.

Such nice fellas.

[blakeman1212]

ive yelled at police many times and it almost worked. but the thing that went wrong is my non-use of words pertaining to the law. i do see how this could work, even though it is a satire, but i would advise against it. be peaceful.

[bigchiefv]

the only trouble i can see with this video is sum idiot taking the seriousely and unless your from another galaxy that level of stupidity means u should be locked up for your own good anyway lol

[TheFreeman35]

@bigchiefv some idiot*,seriously* *you.

:) happy awakening.

[bigchiefv]

Rob i do already feel for you , how many people just expect to be spoonfed this info, correct me if im wrong but what may be needed is a video explaining about guidance ... this is no easy path especialy since this is the start of the snowball ..if that makes sense

[matthew376]

JURSAM haha!!

[iamboog]

As a cop, I enjoyed your vid, got a laugh out of me.

[FreiNrg]

Rob while I appreciate a good satyr from time to time, I think a real answer to this question would be appreciated along with the comedy

[SRTtoZ]

Keep reading your notes...I cannot believe people think this stuff is true. Even the worst possible conspiracy doesnt add up to this.

[rath2am]

Rob I like him. Great sense of humor.......

[rafmolak]

thank you, that really made me smile...cheers...lots of love

[splifsend]

figgin funny, nice one Rob, i've seen what i thought was all your video's over the years, i don't know i missed this one

i can`t wait till i see the next copper, i love being tazzzzaaahhged, i think its abit sad that they leave me in a small room after they had fun with me, cos i,m quite fond of have a chance at wrestling with 6 of them at a time

[maineguitarman]

Funny stuff! LOL

[johnnyshamma]

Brilliantly funny.

[MsFeralone]

Knock knock, who's there, FUCK YOU.

Haaaaaaaahahaaha.

I watched that clip with that guy freaking out on the highway a long time ago and almost died. Hysterical. I <3 that, thanks for the giggles!  :)

[bagger101]

funny rob lololol

[mike6459]

I don't think any of this would have worked at the G20 in toronto...it would be nice if would do a video on your take from a freeman on what happened at the G20

[LogionTheos]

TWAIT can I do for you? you bovine bowel breath bastardized bag of bacon bits. OMG that just killed me lol

[rarosera]

Informative, insightful and generally splendid explanation of how best to behave with police officers. But why did you edit the bit about exaggerated facial gestures to help police understand? Sometimes jusarm just doesn't suffice.

[Hiornz]

never fail to make me giggle my balls off.........they must wish they never got you started stay free

[DeclanDG]

man....how can people not get this?........there really must be some fawkin idiots about the place.....

but otherwise; nice one!

Born free. Die free

[DisintersGroup]

too funny!

[terrifiedprojects]

factual and halarious :)

ty for vid

[AngryAltruist]

It works! It REALLY works!

I tried out Menard's techniques with a few fellas from BATFE. They responded exactly as Robert suggested in all cases.

The only problem I had with the experiment was the blatant homo-eroticism I faced during the hug-from-behind and subsequent wrestling match.

I felt so violated.

All in all, considering I had previously served them with my fee schedule, I now have a judgment against the agency for ten trillion dollars payable in gold coin. ; )

Thanks Robert Menard!

[djfriendly1]

fantastic. just sitting in at a job centre course and nearly pissed myself!! lol.

[blacknwhiteink13]

Your Best Video Yet Rob!

[5amdma]

I love how some people dont get it

He used to be a stand up comedian

And a bloody good one too

[razor66644]

i gave a police man a BIG HUG and he wrestled with me

[mucha123100]

Rob is the most interesting person of this decade... At least he's got the balls to stick his neck out, and try to showthe rest of us the hidden path.

[shiftjeenyus]

ur an idiot. read between the lines you fucking retard

[DonnyHaze91]

yeah it is exactly what it says, a guide to dealing with police, FOR IDIOTS

[kentek2007]

@mrmitee

You have to know thew mans work he was actually mocking idiots and saying this is how an idiot would deal with a police officer... Know the man and his cause before you judge him, he's actually a very intelligent person, you just might find out one day..

[katanaking007]

I like the approach. Clever.

[B1gDaddy001]

LOL... I will make sure I do that next time I get stop by a police officer. =)

[angrygreek1985]

It appears Rob took very literally what his friend said. How to deal with the police for IDIOTS.

Only idiots would say things like this to the police haha.

[DeOroDj]

no, only idiots like you wouldn't.

[disturbed1199]

I tried this and got the shit kicked out of me .damn I guess i did it wrong.

[wayne205stevens]

The Police are a funny bunch! The thing with them is when they play games with you they get a bit rough and like to use their toys on you (over hyperactive & too much sugar)

:)

[DoubleNegativexyz]

awesome

[Covey69]

I've dropped back to post a video response but as usual nothing.

If you jump over to my site, I have a Video about how you saved my ass just with you showing me to NOT be afraid and I CAN understand these Laws, Acts and see the lies.

You HELPED ME SAVE MY HOME THANK YOU ROBERT,

GOD BLESS YOU MY FRIEND.

I Do love you freind and for what you stand for, you are great person helping teach people their are other alternatives to understanding LAW.

Thank you and bless you, your family and friends.

[craigman777]

lol

[smoothopr8utube]

LOVE IT! That was hillarious!!! Great video thank you!

[Covey69]

And when the Officer pulls out the small black baseball bat , it is your turn to quickly turn around and run a get your bat and ball too.

It's best if you turn quickly and stick your hands in your pockets to help gain momentum by reducing drag.

If you feel a thud and feel dizzy while in running for your Bat/Ball, it means the Officer likes you that much he has decided to play Tag instead.

Your It, so you know what to do.

Have a lot of fun with your Local Gentle Officer, They like to be tickled

[Covey69]

I just wanted to thank you Robert.

I think what you have been doing is life changing for a lot of people who wake up and open their eyes.

I haven't taken any step forward in the movement, anymore then watching and learning but I have applied and thank you so very much.

On 2 occasions, corrupt evil Lawyers tried to rob me of my money, by stealing it unfairly and would have if I had not learned from you. THINK for myself.

I learned Acts and By-Laws and wasn't afraid, I was armed and caught them.

[Covey69]

I could have lost my home from the Bank and from the Condo Corporation Company for Cavets put on me for falling behind after 10 years on my fees.

They were NOT EVEN ALLOWED!!

I read these Acts/Bylaws and learned and armed myself by learning , THEY LIE!

THEY CHEAT!!

THEY CONQUER you by your ignorance and fear!

If I hadn't seen your videos and become inspired I would have been left defenseless, Thank YOU MY FRIEND for saving ME, My WIFE, MY CHILDREN and my GRANDCHILDREN to always have THIS Home!

[Covey69]

They tried to take advantage by lying and deceiving my innocence in this, I seen the truth and called them on it.

TWICE in 2 different affairs!

God Bless You, Your Family and Friends!

and I will continue to say it!!

Thank YOU FOR Teaching me to EMPOWER MYSELF!

These people didn't see me coming , didn't know what to do and backed down and gave up.

I LOVE YOU with all my heart and as much as RICK SIMPSON whom showed me how to no longer be sick and with CANNABIS OIL I can heal the many!

[Oneoff101]

Sound advice, I will be sure to employ all methods during my next encounter, hopefully soon ;o)

[wagswayz]

brilliiant my friend! oh, the hug advice was the icing on the cake. I wanna practice with my neighbors in the elderly community next door, they alwayz seem to be pissed of, maybe they were police officers b4 retirement and thats the way to reach them?

[TruthSmack]

Is this a joke?

[mrmitee]

It is SATIRE. Comedy used to make real points. DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SUGGEST.

[mtrevlac]

I truley hope real idiots don't follow these suggestions lol

[OURPLAYLISTSSSS]

So sad you have to point it out. LOL!

[Allgooeynow]

@mrmitee i "travel"without rego in my private car. i left their plates on and told them to come get I sent CORSOI to all the cops. They send me a speeding fine to my PERSON and i sent them questions and a bill as i dont understand legal matters. They set a court date. 

[girlznguitarz]

@mrmitee  Very funny loved this...great.

[OURPLAYLISTSSSS]

That depends. Are you?

= )

[TheRealityIllusion]

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Fuck-off!

Lol

Alpha dog:)

[earthicastar]

&%!@#*[$!^%!

[mastertom8]

thanks

[LordOfTheDreamTime]

ROFL! This is pure genius Rob, and as a signed up fully fledged idiot I will follow your advice to the letter.... hey, sarcasm, come on in.

Seriously though, thanks for giving me a real good chuckle, I needed it.

[vme02]

That was halarious bro :D :D :D

[cacaolover]

very funny!

[WeKnowYoureThere]

Evaporation. Love it. Turtle testicle touching.....

Ha ha. Great job

[Fight4Privacy]

What's that strange light that comes away from his hat at 7:52 ?

[27boof]

Yeah!!! Well spotted  :)

[mrmitee]

It is smoke from my ears. I was thinking hard.

[Allgooeynow]

@mrmitee I thanked them for their offers but did not apply or do the court forms. They stopped writing and nothing happens. I have had 4 encounters. Nothing happens after the letters but its still scary going alone in Australia. Any advise?

[Fight4Privacy]

TheAntiTerrorist has some videos about dealing with the police.

[SW627]

Make sure you have good personal hygene too,if you want to wrestle with 'em.  The 3 I wrestled with once freshened me up a bit with a little of thier "Eau d' Cayenne". I didn't know I smelled that bad ?? Ahhh......to be 20 again, such joy.

[kronier]

Wow, I feel much better now - thanks Rob, especially the hug from behind - I had no idea the police liked that so much!!

:-D

[utw888]

Hilarious

[fasjdouifjhasuidhfui]

What happened to the 28 days to become a freeman?

What happened to the exempt yourself from society and live the good life? Is it time to loss your ego and admit your plan is not working?

Are you videos for real or just a hippy rap session? I been their before - I made all the mistakes. What Im trying to say is wake up.

[mrmitee]

Do you see me stopping?  I think the plan is coming together very nicely.

[Owlmon]

I know you are but what am I? LOL

[mrmitee]

SNAP! LOL Hugs to you Robin...

[Owlmon]

so it is clear that fools exist then by your comment it would appear Rob knew that some fools would take him seriously or ...he just does not care...you do not seem to concerned either.....Now whos the fool?

[mrmitee]

It is still you who are the fool, Robin. Still you.

[mrmitee]

Those who perform to the crowd at the expense of their self, will lose their self. Sometimes what I do, is just for me and my fun. Deal with it.

[rentaslut]

agreed. Owl definitely has a chip on his shoulder, and needs to go get laid or something. With his negative attitude, hell maybe he should apply to be a cop! :)

[mrmitee]

According to Robin, my internet stalker, I have a black and sour core. And since God himself set Robin up to judge his fellow man, and he knows what God wants more than anyone else ever, he must be right. Robin is a modern day Pharisee.

[EXTREMEMOTION]

That was brilliant lol fukcing brilliant. Thats exactly what I needed with all the shat thats going on..... Still laughing back for more later... first time in ages I laughed so much..........Thanks for the boost .... ps looks like some of your fanmailers have experianced one too many hugs from behind (knock knock tee hee)

[TW0T0M]

Here in Middleland we have ancient saying... Who is more foolish? The fool, the other fool, or the third fool who actually thinks that the second fool maybe stupid enough to fall for the first fools tomfoolery?

[qwertywtflol]

Great! Had me in stitchs

[MisterPerfikt]

You're killing me, Rob :p

(you should probably add a disclaimer at the end, cuz you just know some fool out there is gonna try it and then say "WTF!?!?! Rob said it would work!!!"

Piss & Ants, Freeman

[Oneoff101]

Ruin all my fun, I was totally gonna do it and blame Rob! Meh....

[enstic]

Hilarious! A true idiots guide! Thanks, but i'll be sticking with AT's advice. Thankfully most of the 'peace' officers here in the UK are really quite nice. Long live the LOVE police!

[mrshamus8219]

lmao

[jmaros15]

Lol, 5*****

[wolffenhaus]

brain colonic

[OneManAndHisFiction]

Nice comedy piece, Rob. Liked it. Very funny.

"Nice boots, who tied them for you", haha, maybe we can actually really use that one. :D

Owimon, what? ...did you think this was serious? haha, lol. More fool you for confusing comedy satire with reality. :P

[Owlmon]

You seem unaware that some folks do actually take Rob as serious....Are you too superior to realize that some just take things for granted?

Some will repeat Robs instructions....The fool is the one who did not put up a clear disclaimer not the one that takes him seriously...

[OneManAndHisFiction]

Owimon, Well, every man is both serious at some times and a comedian at other times.

It would truly would be a pity for anyone that follows someone blindly like a sheep.

I don't know why you are claiming that I am too superior to realize ... . I only stated that a fool would confuse comedy satire with reality.

...It was an "idiots" guide after all.

The fool isn't the one who did not put up a clear disclaimer, the fool is the one that follows blindly like a sheep without thinking. Surely!?

[Owlmon]

I wonder how many broken arms missing teeth and months in prison will result from listening to this antagonist...The police are specifically trained to get seriously physical with you if you attempt verbal assaults or start acting in what they perceive as to be threatening to them and since most of them are ego bound they look for excuses to exercise their power.....Be very very careful about who you listen to as the advisor will not be the one pig tied on the ground with a broken nose,,,

[mrmitee]

It is called Obvious Satire.

[britdog01]

lmao. :-]

[nilesmc]

I want a hug.

[FilterSelect]

this is pure gold :D

[andiabbeid]

a great guide, ill stick to huggin police officers from behind, seems to be the fastest way to become friends with them.

[bluediamond2077]

ma ha ha ha i was not expecting this ;)

[testdummy007]

As usual Rob, great job! :-)

[bmxninja357]

does this technique also work if im driving the company truck? or should i stick with trying to impress them with my race car like driving abilities for several miles?

[oneundergod]

i expected more the freeman guide

not the idiot guide

[im sort of resisting letting the idiot loose]..if you know what i mean...i allready know.. the idiots path

so please i eagerly..seek the freeman path..avoiding dealing under thier idiot terms

so as to understand that one/and leave the current idiots/path.the idiot tricked me into following

any how rob

i await the freeman version

it should be pretty much the oppisite/of the idiots path

cheers eh

lets hope/idiots see the joke

[nextdimensions]

/ watch?v=-xz4M1d7_G0

[mrmitee]

TRANSFERRED FROM OTHER VIDEO

Thanks Robert for sharing this "idiots guide to", I am not an idiot myself and always TRY to deal with my fellow man in the same way I want them to deal with me. I am however sure that the ever growing idiot populace of our home here on Earth will be able to pick up some useful tips to perfect how they interact with fellow humans who during the course of business happen to engage with said idiots egos.

Peace and much love to you Rob from the UK.

[DE4THbyFE4R]

Thank you for transferring my comment Rob.

[nextdimensions]

bwaahahahahahaaa

[NotMarkk]

haahaha

[NotMarkk]

lmao. a gentle mist

[psychodrilla]

my mum has been using these techniques since i was born lol

[outofbubblegum]

Hey !!!! Rob I left a comment ??? but I don't see it now any ideas ??

[mrmitee]

Probably was on the other video. I double posted and removed the one with the least views and comments. Tried to transfer the comments, and lost two. Sorry.

[DanceExperiment]

nice one but i don't think this will help me as much as your other vids hahahaha

; )

[acesas]

hahah lol ...hahaha good stuff i will try some of this next time hahaha

[42kang]

aw man i was expecting that guy that actually hugged a riot police officer in pittsburgh on g20

[galikazoid]

thanks rob

love your videos and your humour

you should be a standup comedian eh?

[rikestard]

dude you forgot the most important rule...

"dont talk to them"

[abedanger]

LOL! *COUGH, COUGH, COUGH!* LOL WHOLY!

*cough* ahh...thanks brother.

[911CMS420YO]

I wanna see more of that woman yelling at the cop. Does she get her ass kicked?

[LawStudent7]

this is not for black people.LOL

[odin422]

Dickwad, excellent

hahaha hug em

[anyonefindAMERICA]

Clubhouse... rotfl

[anyonefindAMERICA]

Did you recently have head trauma, everyone already knows that the peace officers want hugs!

[static313]

what a jack ass!