How To Swear Creatively

[11RosieMay11]

0:59 MINTEDD! :P

[WatermelonPeppermint]

Koza asy.

[Msemily24XxXx]

Gaidžio kiaušiai! lollolol! FYI thats lithuanian

[aHeroicProduction]

240p! Why do we meat in ll the episodes?

[popipola12]

udiofsldjlsdjafakada in english means "dickless" and it comes from kdjsljfsa (this is a joke)

[Dragonite33]

hoeredochter

[uaes106]

@joebeckham

How is that a fail when it is a epic failure for a mother to trip over a cord that isn't even there.

[mafiabikesofficial]

justin bieber!



[kekekat212]

Indalecio21 What?!? Just saying, if it werent for him, you wouldnt be here!!!!! He created you, And everything around you!!

[MrPlayer258]

o whale piss

[Beatles4eva3]

i speak spanish so while im speaking spanish i curse in english, but when i speak in english i swear in spanish....see what i did there? ;] so shit becomes: mierda bitch becomes: puta "what the fuck" becomes: "que putas?!" god damn it becomes: hijueputa (which if pronounced PROPERLY it becomes hijo de puta which is "son of a bitch" its all in pronunciation) quiet complicated actually! but fun :D

[kaiketsu07]

What about Filipino?

Putang Ina mo! = Your mom is a bitch!

[yummybluespidermans]

1:16 yes, there is a languahge called "Canadian@

[MrChainsawFish]

i always cuss in russian because it sounds really badass :D

[MrPlayer258]

@MrChainsawFish TOALSTIE PERDON

[littlemoocowmedow]

recently my mom has been yelling at me when i say "GOD DAMMIT!" so instead of saying God i Just started saying "SATAN!" either that or i say "You fucking idiot" in japanese.

[indalecio21]

FUCK JESUS!

[xkennyPLx]

You dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit eating, cock sucking, butt fucking, penis smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, nazi loving, child touching, cow humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle chocking, urine gargling, jerk offing, horse faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self centered, feces puking, dildo shoving, snot spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shitting- got a little ahead of myself.

[Zledaren]

Navi... thats the worst thing i can call someone.

[froun99]

nice lithuania is in here :)

[MrDJ2105]

swinepiglet.

[ArmandDaniel97]

YOUR FUCKING VAGINA IS GOD DAMN HAIRYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! MULILAPOAAA!!!!

[CALLOFDUTYKID1011]

Yo mama so hairy every time someone went near her they said: "Honey i found "Bush" "Gardens"!

[MollyPocketQueen]

Or try some Wizard Swears.... :)

[Beatles4eva3]

@MollyPocketQueen how do you swear in "wizard"?? ..."bloody hell"?? XD it sounds like fun

[MaGanGaszcx]

Ciulp Bybi! - Is for "Suck my dick " in lithuanian :D

[bozwell1232]

swear creatively by using Allah

[mybox1991]

khorwa!

[64GIO]

"Bob Saget !!!"

[jokubolakis6]

The lithuanian bit made me laugh

[grarosting]

the best of all is MALAKA!

[halfpipefreak]

THUNDERCUNT ! :D

[coleisawesome532]

acually swearing in diffrent laughuages ints better its just retarted

[ladygagagummiebear33]

Murdi is shit in french

[NielsBlok567]

@ladygagagummiebear33

That would be "Merdé"

[erick476]

@NielsBlok567 that means shit:D hahahha

[BSMASHER1]

why not just say firetruck starts with f and ends with uck

[flashfire1117]

@BSMASHER1 you go watch some PopcORN

[crysisfl]

Wtf I am turkish and i can tell you if you pronounce "Orusbu Çocuğu" just like he did everyone in the world (especially turks) will laugh at you including the flipping monkey that is shooting you while it's smoking a banana. He's just got nigga'd.Yes i did use nigga as a verb

[witchcraftboy]

puto

[majinvi74]

ur mum so fat she has her own orbit.

[kuksugkuksugkuksug]

this is just a desperate pathetic attempt to get youtubefame. rot in hell you talentless cocksuckers who made this video

[DubstepBubbles]

PENIS VAGINA!!!

[Festinaz]

Møg svin!

[mindeliszz]

LITHUANIA!!!!!!

[imnotT73]

Cockroach Eurethra <3

[roflcoptermobiliobil]

U PICKU MATERINU!

[LogoWire]

VAGINA BALLZ

[veroarroyo1]

"mute"=shit :)



[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

BITCHASSHOE TWAT POCKET

[megashockandawe]

192 people's mums are stupid and trip over cordless phones

[escobar1996]

your mamma is so heavy, her elevator only goes down hahahahahaha

[tex3121]

@escobar1996 yeah well yo mama so fat she need cheats fo wii fit

[crappyfilmproduction]

Love it! What if they don't have a mother? :P

[Kileafivetwo]

他媽的你的好友！

[DafyddCymraeg]

Entertaining. But, 'obscure languages'? According to the video it's any language that's not English.

[TheGeekTraining]

i couldnt watch this video with out loling

[KartKing4ever]

Fuck off.

[16darkyoshi16]

YOUR SUCH A URETHRA

[DaBrianZone]

HOLY SHNITZEL LOVEN NAZI!

[brokless]

stfu cliit!

[HarborSealGamer]

BY THE BABY SOFT NIPPLES OF A MAGIC GIRAFFE!

[blablabla5069]

@HarborSealGamer Now your getting it!

[HarborSealGamer]

BY THE BABY SOFT NIPPLES OF A MAGIC GIRAFFE!

[BladeOfForsaken]

oldsht di*k

[ven0IVI]

hey did you know everyone is vaginese? i mean, we all came from you know where. its a rowdy crowd down there.

[UrbanSkaternotreally]

umm... How about "'ll shove your testicle in your peehole"

lol that's a fail right

[GOSFaLcOn1]

je moeder is een hoer

[RocksNotDead101]

BUGGERWEEPISSPOO.

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

i think if you wanna say fuck you in Latin its futete if im someone correct me

[etitod]

tarado entrenado?! Hay peores!

[theprimo100]

YOUR MOM IS SO..... I'm not gonna finish that.

[jesuslovespie123]

SHIT PISS FUCK ARSE COCK CUNT BASTARD BOLLOCKS WANKER

Has this video taught me anything yet?

[nejckra]

u pičku materno

[IamyoursandwitchXD]

hmmmmm....

how about; if your not careful, ill come over there and break your cervix

[mattmuttBAMF]

perkele!

[RocksNotDead101]

@mattmuttBAMF The ultimate swear.

[TheFluffyBunny15]

use the terms roody poo and candy ass

[antiunis]

Gaidzio kiausiai :DDDXDDD

[Xs4Eyez]

Aw. Curses in German are the best XD

[jackybells]

Mixing food with body parts-

'Cheesy Vaginas'!

[G00g284]

give it a shot or just beep off lolllllll

[lendage]

i dont know

[pr3ttypr1nc3552]

POSEIDON HAS WATERY BALLS??? how did u know that??

[AdolphX]

chingasa tu reputa madre =D

[M00nLyght]

MY FUCKING PIG BALLS.

[Corrbet2]

..bleeding gravy.. lul

[twsimgamer82]

Barbra Streisand!

[lukethegreat101]

YOU VAGINAL BLOWFART - thats all you'll ever need

[AntienElessar]

Have to try some of these.

[BCete]

vigina boob

[ILoveMariahCarey777]

@BCete haha Peter Griffin...

[SuperJackalo]

My worst swear word is Rebecca Black



[misslovleygirl]

bob saget dang nabit!!

[xgrimkillx]

i know there radome but isa fire truck off

[ceabo4u]

your mom is so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

[killy642]

Puta is bitch in spanish

[SRR023]

or you could make up a word and talk in a german accent ._.

[Kickasssandwiches]

lol haha your mum is so stupid she triped over a cordless phone haha

[Bonnie1020Production]

the audio is not linked with the text

[DJMEELAAAAR]

Meecrob!

[larslayerlol]

This movie sucked some jävla fitt röv!

[MistaHahn117]

My broadband for some reason is bein a fuckin wanker right now. But this is still funny as great Poseidon's watery balls!

[christabean]

Fuck this I'm off for a wank.

[thekiddehkannible]

i like it

[sybaright]

i dont like this guuy

[HumanDynamite777]

Just swear in piglatin YOU IECES-PAY OF-WAY IHT-SAY

PM me if you want to learn piglatin

[Misguellos]

Perkele!

[TheGamerReturns]

Gaidžio kiaušiai means chicken advertisement lol I typed it in to Google Translate

[kilerx6]

@TheGamerReturns that means rooster balls.

[TheGamerReturns]

@kilerx6 no it says chicken advertisement

[kilerx6]

@TheGamerReturns dude I am Lithuanian so I know what Gaidžio Kiaušai means!!

[TheGamerReturns]

@kilerx6 And I checked it in Google Translate, I'm Polish and I know some Lithuanian

[kilerx6]

@TheGamerReturns well it means rooster balls because rooster means gaidžio and balls means kiaušai

[dec5952]

@TheGamerReturns Also Google Translate is terrible it get's alot of things wrong

[kilerx6]

@TheGamerReturns Google translate wont translate that correctly. Do you realize you are trucking arguing with a person that speaks Lithuanian as a native language

[oazeje12358]

@TheGamerReturns Gaidžio Kiaušai means Rooster(chicken) balls.im lithuanian

[nerijus359]

Good to know there's at least one English video that has a LT flag in it.

[Fluffydoggy4]

Please tell me what he is saying at the start. :-

[cool6T9]

co za asy :D

[DHD10000]

@cool6T9 COOOL...Thats so 6 months ago?

[TheDaniboy13]

vayanse ala verga pinchies pendejos culeros putos!!

[karinnamerino]

LMFAO!!! :D

[vlad007001]

Vai a farti fottere stronzo

SA imi sugi pula idiotule

:D:D

:))))

[PixelCraftLTU]

is kur jie parove lietuva ? ;D gaidzio kiausiai

[ligerman1993]

I use "By Zeus's beard" alot

[ExtremeSkillzBoy]

Thumbs up for all i hear is fhdhdfhdfdghesrhydf

[BaxterXenon]

Your mom is so thin when she was hunted down by Nazgul she could just turn sideways and she would be hidden from them, even with the one ring on.

[MistyTathren]

@BaxterXenon YOU WIN.

[chigeh]

In Holland we ar really original with swearwords. We curse with diseases such as cancer, typhoid etc...

[Basscave29]

peto a mauris wenis!

[CheerleaderLy]

co za asy.

[pat5168]

My science teacher is huge, she was teaching us about Gravity one day and my friend asked her if she had her own gravitational pull. He got suspended but I never laughed so hard. XD

[midnightbluenoz]

your mums so FAT shes got her own orbit pull lol

[VidsOfTheBest]

HAHAHAHAHAH Orospu Cocugu :D

[Thewowownage]

Jävla kuksugare ....

[tinyke3]

uruspu cocugu is pronounced :

yourouspou cho jew

just sayin

[robertball13]

lol 1337 comments

[Shandint]

@robertball13 You where the 1337th comment, tinyke3 ruined it.

[r5d412]

@robertball13 and 200ish likes till 1337 likes

[robertball13]

@r5d412 well it had 1337 likes but people must of unliked it to be an ass.............or an terminal ilium.......yeah.



[HOWLLINK]

I have nothing else to say but... HAISTAKAA VITTU! Yep...

[turbochargedfilms]

SHUT THE DAMN HELL UP U SHIT EATING FUCKING SWEARING PENIS'S BALLS!

[RoketTM]

@turbochargedfilms Use creative swearing you wrinkled hymen

[PlayboiX122]

Nan giet manman'w bouda kras

[AHaloGamer360]

Lets try to get 1337 comments. NOW....

[AHaloGamer360]

hhhmmm...

[GeorgeDaPunk]

:L I love how you said that Cod is sacred to some people :L

[brett4462]

 شخصا من كرات الدجاج 166

[candygrl110]

Tarado Entrenado sounds like something you were hear in a Harry Potter book! xD

...voldemort's nipple x3

[Lawlol12]

10 more comments til 1337

[dianadiddl]

I laughed at the whole video

[BenCostaII]

A yo mama I came up with is Yo mama's so stupid, she left her spare car key in her car for safety.

[MyriadesusTV]

BOB SAGET!!!

[scorpion4427]

@MyriadesusTV No. NNONONONONONONONONONO. I know somebody who thinks that is the one, universal swear and the next person who says it I will STAB

[ZeroSuitMetroid]

@scorpion4427 BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!! BOB SAGET!!!

[ShxlerMusic]

Great Poseidon's watery balls!

[TheOutcast2119]

@videojug tu gusta chicos like that?

[BobMcwn]

copy and paste this into google translate and set it to detect language and then the one to the right, set that to french and hit listen on the right side and listen to beat, then set the right side to english to hear the real meaning, rofl:

fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu fichu

[alzombie10]

i was laughing the whole video

[cypsiuz]

lol chickens balls... i'm from lithuania and i know that there aren't any swears like this one

[drawingBITCH]

chicken fucker

[CrankUpProductions]

is it me or is the audio and video not in sync?

[r1ch0372]

@CrankUpProductions Nah, it's just you.

[stupidfookinshite]

realy you sweaty belly button you cant even eat my ear wax you un fit paper guzzler i think you should suck my paperclip and call me harry !

[wee1lou]

amazin



[FootballAndXbox]

Stupid adds.

[chugshhh]

yo mama is so dumb she bought an ipod touch and she aint got no fingers :P

[yougotkained]

@chugshhh that was so shit :L

[JonoMiciuzzz]

1:24 Gaidzio Kiausiai :DDDD I lol'd . That is NOT how you say it.

[aszudauzmones]

@JonoMiciuzzz Thats right, his pronounciation is horrible also, it kinda means "cock balls" (the animal not the... hum.)

[IceCoolG4mes]

Yo momma so fat, it takes a train and two busses to get to her good side...

fail diss more?

[simahasas]

i like how he pronounced gaidzio kiausiai. thats comepletely not how it is.

[monster123512]

funny lol !!!!!!!!

[wiseidiot5763]

didn't know duodenum was a real body part

[MrAsdasdification]

Bonus from Argentina ;) : "Vos no sos más boludo porque no te levantás más temprano" (you aren't a bigger asshole 'cause you don't get up earlier)

[mynameisrhoya]

your moms so ugly....she gotta be your mum