COFFEH: Would You Like A Free $5 Paring Knife?

[pjonesyltf]

I'd have lol'd so hard if you'd opened that box and there was no knife in it.

[totwilight]

...Im starting to think Applemilk's fans have a new home...=)

[CowLunch]

Why do salespeople think the person who wanted the free thing is likely to spend money?

[JD9311]

@DexterityBonus Yay! Finally found my birthday video :D

[Balgore8]

Who else thought this video was a giveaway from dodger for a $5 pairing knife lol?

Also, Interesting hair change, you look exactly like the actress in Resident Evil!

[LexathorLuthor]

I just had major deja'vu right now over this video, all of this has happened before. The knife thing got me off guard, then i began thinking, and i realized her voice and the things she says were part of it too!! I had a dream years ago over a 6 minute video....this must be important!

[Carnelain]

you realize 5 dollars for 40 minutes is less than minimum wag.

[TompanX]

How can you be so cute :numb:

[banapplepielord]

i actually have that exact knife

[Skulldragon999]

I hope "FREE 5 DOLLAR PAIRING KNIFE!" becomes an internet meme...

It totally should :-)

Get on it Internets!

[Skulldragon999]

You could totally kill so many zombies with those knives...

[Skulldragon999]

I can't spell...

[Skulldragon999]

Wow, I should really proof read my comments...

[Skulldragon999]

As soon as she said that the women swore that the knives could cut through almost anything, I actually sarcastically yell to my computer screen "DIAMONDS!"

Then, a few second later, Dodger say she yelled "DIAMOND!" at the lady.

Lol, that made me smile...

[AllieRX87]

IT'S FREE FOR FIVE DOLLARS!

[schippes24]

u gotta looooove that face at 3:47 it simple resembles: (-.-) :D :D

[missedmist11235]

Hmm, I feel like theres a drinking game in this video, but its only six minutes…

[delryn256]

:D (midget voice) 'We're poor' :D

[olishant]

That is a good value! A knife that you can perform surgery with for only five dollars (but for free)!

[Tommax25]

WHATEVS

[YayYouFoundAlex]

Nice save at the end, there Dodger

[JeeRaph]

You just wasted however long it took for her to make her pitch to get a free knife that isn't worth $5 that you didn't really need or want.

[valken666]

if it's $5 then it's not free

[MrGuevara01]

You are sooo funny, I would be that guy who snuck away and came back. Of course I would not have purchased anything. Wouldn't it be cool if the guy who left saw this video.

[philinator5]

are you single?

[Kronikwookie]

i miss your dark hair :D

[shellavation]

Dodger Leigh: The chronicles of a Single Female Gamer.

[BitOveRate]

hilarious i have that exact same one, think i misplaced it somewhere only to have my parents the most pissed off i've ever seen them i think it must of been evidence to a murder or something.

[BitOveRate]

@BitOveRate although maybe i shouldn't have brandished the knife on the balcony much like what Sheen did.

[jennchengaming]

OMG cutest outfit everrr! Dodgerrr~~~! Is a creepy female fan better than a creepy male fan? :*

[Joemomma224]

Hahaha! Ironically enough, i have an advertisement for some cutlery in the top right corner of my screen :D

[nudgeA7]

nono, im waiting for the fluffy handcuffs..

[TheRabidPosum]

I have no idea why youtube recomended me this video, but I wanna go out with you!

[shockofhyperbole]

@TheRabidPosum I don't think anyone would want to date a 30 year old BVB fantard.

[TheRabidPosum]

@shockofhyperbole I don't think anyone would want to date a 25 year old death metal fantard.

[shockofhyperbole]

@TheRabidPosum At least I'm not an elitist.

[TheRabidPosum]

@shockofhyperbole I think the turm elitist is more true of someone who judges someone based on a single band they like in the MANY forms of music they enjoy, as apposed to hateing a genera in general. It's not singleing out bands it's personal taste. You are more of an elitist than I will ever be.

[connorkwl]

@TheRabidPosum Genre* Term* Hating* Singling* :) To go out with Dodger you need impeccable grammar. Everybody knows this. :D

[TheRabidPosum]

@connorkwl I doubt that. Grammer nazi's are stuck up snobs, everybody knows this. It doesn't seem to fit her personality.

[connorkwl]

@TheRabidPosum *Facepalm* I don't think I could have made my sarcasm any more obvious. -___-

[KHGuitarFreak1988]

Imagine if it was the same dude in Family Guy that did the inflatable people infomercial, except with 5 dollar paring knives...

[MassOfState]

What do you work with : P ?

[Eazypie]

i like how there's a Williams-Sonoma knife add :)

[UNfreeLancer65]

<3

[battlestarnomore]

i'll take 8.

[CStrike000]

vvv The audience who else XP

[fetor41]

who is "we"?

[SilentTutorialsEtc]

pause at beginning for epic " FWOOOOOOOOSH" face

[fxcw85]

Actually got one of those knives from one of those demonstrations here in the UK a few years back!

[setyouback]

I hope the lady watch this video!!!

[FredyMzY]

ohh Hold down 4. you can rap!

[FredyMzY]

i Want a Free............ 5 Dollar Paring Knife. Coz im Poor..

Hold down 2 Then 3 then 4 then 5..... then start to Laugh! lol

[SinnersPainl]

I'm surprised someone didn't stab her with one of those "FREE $5 (platinum) PARING KNIFE(s)!"

[Vacheresseb]

After she gave the 6 of you knives you should of robbed her

[riaiaikido1]

@Vacheresseb ..or "should HAVE robbed her", which makes alot more sense. Of a nice day!

[Vacheresseb]

@riaiaikido1 Thank you for correcting my grammar on a youtube comment I left 10 months ago. "A lot" is two words, by the way.

[riaiaikido1]

@Vacheresseb I'm always here to help. Ah yes, "a lot", I always forget which one it is. Thanks.

[Vacheresseb]

@riaiaikido1 You're a douche bag.

[Pedofied]

@Vacheresseb lmfao 

[YannickStoot]

@Vacheresseb You need 6 people to rob someone?

[Kombatkid456]

Go to cutleryandmore . com on the upper right advertisement. Too bad they don't offer a free $5 paring knife!

[MrTeal8]

There's an advertisement for knives next to this video, and I was like O_O.

[intindse]

@MrTeal8 what did you expect lol

[tommypham6]

LMAO

[adbms]

cool story bro.

[tomofthecheese]

holy shit.. This happened in my shopping centre.. am I'm in australia

[Brunstead]

Dodger meets so many odd people, that she should be named "Oddger!" HA! *kneeslap*

It took me five hours to think of that one.

[IndefiniteDemise]

@Brunstead You misspelled the last *Dodger.

*facepalm*

It took me two seconds to realize that.

[TheChosenFruit]

you all should go find hammers and diamonds to cut =D

[idontseedeadpeople]

1 person got a disease from the handle...

[GurrenLagannClips]

hahaha pause at 3:47

[dustdirtandstone]

I have a knife which looks just like that but only thought of it as a small sharp knife, not a PAIRING KNIFE.

I bet we paid for ours.

[rr733]

i would not want to give away knifes what if u give one to a psyco that kills someone!

[superneeg]

ha, i have that knife. my brother gave it to me.

[MrRcoomber]

I just looked in my draw in the kitchen, I HAVE ONE! xD

[dtstarcher111]

this happened to my mom at giant eagle and she got suckered into buying a set lol

[banido]

I wanna kiss her cheeks

[redsnake9]

what is a paring knife

[evergreenstreetProdu]

Over the summer last year I was a knife salses person :) It was interesting trying to get ppl to buy knives. Ps I think you would have jipped that didn't look like the best knife.

[Jeffjones12234]

I feel like we relived the entire event through this video. We got your time instead of the free 5 dollar knife ;) Good deal. I was also drinking coffee and playing Wow on my other monitor while watching this, had to stop for lolz twice

[AndorAndorson]

coffeh i actually can watch again *cheer*

[AriuzTV]

I love u. true story.

[Raffo42]

It's physically impossible for me to "complain" about your shows, but the episodes I'm missing kind of start to pile up...

1) Where's the promised work-episode?

2) How about that last episode, some of us (like me) can't watch? (1&2 might cancel each other out)

3) How's your side table door project doing?

4) ...and what ever happened to those protoss legs you once wanted to make?

[Jediknight846]

Interesting story, but I want to to tell us about the zipline!!

[Peno234]

more and more i feel like i am stalking dodger ... witch is kinda cool :D

[Lintassimilator]

Haha, what a great story! xD

[0Finver0]

1 person didnt get there free....5 dollar paring knife!

[theruiner89]

@0Finver0

their*

[LordxGodxKing]

@0Finver0 i love your spelling

[0Finver0]

@LordxGodxKing yeah...thanks for the feedback

[UKCerberus]

when dodger you know dodger has been the only girl in your life for more than a year, you know you are in trouble :D

[Killerdp234]

and 2 3 and 4

[Killerdp234]

and 5 for breathing

[Killerdp234]

press 7 reapetedly for dodger to breath over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

[Solon5694]

And a cuttlery ad pops up with this video

I see your trickery Youtube

[Brunstead]

You run into some really crazy people, Dodger.

[Advenger22]

lol, why don't these things happen to me.. although someone just randomly sit on my table, that's pretty wierd too.

[Amavere]

Man. How fun would it have been to troll that woman.  >:{D

[fingerweenus]

a few friends and I heard a similar offer in a local department store. after watching 20 minutes of some dude cutting through hammers, he informed us that we needed to be 21 to claim to be 21 to claim the knife. neeedless to say, we were prettty pissed

[s1lenc3d]

Press 6 for Dodger's epic letdown face.

[Atheistprimate]

Not getting a kiss at the end made me feel like i didn't leave with a $5 parrying knife. :(

[kassidynet]

For some bizarre reason when I read the title for this video (prior to first NiceCuppaTea this morning, I hasten to add) as "Free $5 Parking Knife." With the same bewilderment as the rubber chicken and pulley moment, I couldn't for the life of me work out what on earth you guys over the pond have "Parking Knives" for...

Bring on the caffeine (and the trumpets)!

[ccep429]

Your amazing!

[789123456789]

did she just say "would you like a free $5 valentine?"

HELL YES!!!!

[ShaunOfTh3Dead]

Lehgitahmit!

[l4dpariah]

Wow.. lol! I don't know if it was really "free". You had to be let down in a huge way!

[Yitick]

I like that after you went on about your knife story, the ad that it shows after the video is for knives.

[firecloud235]

that was really entertaining to listion to , you should do a live cast sometime on blogtv or jtv

[Doog60]

things you never thought you'd say, ever, #4377: "it was pretty awesome all of us knowing that we were going back to work with knives"

[RyanIKZ]

What if I actually want the free, 5$ paring knife? lol

[CallMeStorrm]

LOL we have those knifes! but its 2 for $5. and if she cut threw a hammer with a parring knife i would lol so hard!

[NippoN2kpp]

Haha, I enjoyed it. :)

So.... what's up with that zipline of yours? ;D imaginary, I know, but nonetheless.

[JTrizzleFizzle]

Personally, I like a free no dollar zipline story with a weird roof man bonus for no additional charge.

[alanjobrien]

I'm a little drunk!

How much does it cost again?

[Dyp100]

BUT, can this knife CUT COFFEE IN HALF?

If not, it fails as a knife and has ruined your show forever. D:

[ISeePineapples]

In Soviet Russia, knife cuts you!

[xleax]

@ISeePineapples Soviet Russia?

[zeejustin6]

@ISeePineapples

In sovyet Russia Hammer cuts paring knife!

[GamesAreMyLife1000]

3:14

[GamesAreMyLife1000]

what do u think that i could cut through next DIAMOND!!!!!

[Insane1385]

In England, it is currently 2:45am.

I was about to go to bed, but just before I figured I'd flick through my youtube inbox, and saw this. First thing I did? Went to get a large cup of coffee that will keep me awake for hours just to drink in this moment.

Coffeh time <3

[HALPLANDER]

id like ur free 5 dollar paring knife if u no wut i mean id go 2 ur grocery store if u no wut i mean gurl u in for a treat if u no wut i mean yea gurl watch my demonstration if u no wut i mean yea gurl get up on my pedastl if u no wut i mean id point at u if u no wut i mean id slowly eat ur salad if u no wut i mean id pile more and more thngs on2 u if u no wut i mean wanna no wut else is platinum series? MY DICK id cut thru ur hammer if u no wut i mean yea gurl id make u late if u no wut i mean

[xKeiKunx]

where the kiss good bye :c?

[ifscho]

Oh wow, you're awesome.

[thePaladin547]

Who else got an ad for knives along with todays video?

[MooffinMan]

That old lady sounds just like Smilin' Stan from Monkey Island.

[alk3fan]

ALL THESE KNIVES, MAN

[EllendryaD]

The ':O We're poor.' is adorable.

[Lafaa123]

dexterity bonus? dodger? THE SAME??? CANT BE!

[IrateRiot]

I feel like it would have been appropriate to yell "PHONY!'' at this saleswoman

[zerglingnumber2]

So wait, HOW much did you say the knife cost you?

[neooffs]

how much a free 5 dollar pairing knife costs?

[dutsu89]

i wuv u dodger :D

[OMGames13]

I wish I had a cool story for every day, my life seems boring compared to yours :D

[razorthecurse]

. . .no tea or co-co-coffeh?. . .*head explodes*

[Rikkii7]

DODGER IS SMEXY!!

[glorg]

Co...could you do a video of cutting stuff with the 'free' $5 paring knife. I'm terribly bored.

[pattertatter]

HEY! How much did you pay for that five dollar pairing knife?!?!

[VBTom09]

"And we all went... we're poor..."

This is probably the cutest thing I've heard in weeks.

[irtehasian]

@VBTom09 its at 4:24 seconds if anyone wants to know

[BreakItLikeItsHot]

I can totally see dodger in her bosses office threatening him with a knife... xD

[ThunderStormDelta]

mom came home one day with the exact same knife...now it`s mine! :D

[proteuseffects]

endless lolz from beginning to end and this might prove that i'm a little disturbed but my favorite line was "it was pretty awesome, all of us know we were going back to work with knives", o.O lmao

[gamesandstuffs]

Dodge! over the few months I've gathered you are sort of clumsy and accident prone (much like myself, I even has scars to prove it!)

Please Please! Put the knife down! For the sake of your own safety! DO IT NAOW!! D:

(thumbs up so Dodger see's this before she falls on the knife!)

[Gundam08thMSteam]

I got that same knife! its terrible for anything but stabbing.....

[grahamkenan]

The 5$ platinum series, if it's 5$ i can only imagine how bad the other ones are

[ctso74]

I am a terrible person. When she failed to cut through the hammer, I honestly would have returned the coupon in front of everybody and left. Poor knife lady.

[93TheAce]

@TheSpaceMonkeh I guess you missed yesterday's episode.

[DamnedEyez]

Free knives are always good...

[KeijinShiho]

Oh Dodger, your selling out to supermarkets and advertising their products now? My have you changed! LOL JKS :P

[TheCrypticPie]

I would like a free $5 paring knife.

[archlorddestin]

I dont trust you with knives Dodger.....

[RealmHammer]

So, do we all get a Free - Five Dollar - Paring Knife, too?

I hope you brought enough of those to go around young lady, or I'm going to be seriously disappointed in you ;-)

[JimmyEcho]

you're the only youtuber who can make an incredibly boring story worth watching for 6 minutes :) I mean this in the nicest way possible :)

[GMONEYROLLING]

i love listening to your story Dodger :D

[GMONEYROLLING]

I want a free 5$ Paring Knife

[RiddickCZE]

At start i was like "wtf" ? But at the and i was like "I want that knife from Dodger". Btw that knife thing remind me Horst Fuchs ... king of teleshopping. :D

[V35T1N]

After listening to the entire story, I suddenly feel like I deserve to get something for free 0_o.

[kattooMC]

I just got basically broken up with. I thought watching this would cheer me up, but I guess I'm not that lucky. I feel like I could use a set of the knives you mentioned... -.-

[j0nanimation]

DIAMOND!

[Aeol717]

I have that exact paring knife! And I got it for free!

But I live in Australia.. hmm..

[pete275]

you don't want to antagonize the free knife lady, she'll cut a bitch.

[flukebullet1987]

u call that a knife............

[UltimaKeyMaster]

@flukebullet1987 Actually...*points to the knife* THIS is a knife! >=D

[monje222]

@UltimaKeyMaster That's a spoon...

[coregoon]

The way you said "FREE 5$ Pairing Knife" made my think of captain Kirk everytime you said it. :p

[TheKrautGames]

JAY ITS WORKING AGAIN !!!!

I was a little scared I wouldn''t be able to watch you anymore after what was up with the last Coffeh Time... that would have been horrible :(

[pachvi]

I went to BJs wholesale and ran into the "degrease everything" man, the "protect your home with siding" woman, and the "did you find everything you were looking for" manager. Why can't I just go in and get what I need and get out?

[twilightnekochan]

Was anyone else saying "Free five dollar pairing knife" with her? I totally was, omg this coffeh time was very entertaining :D

[fuzzylunkinz]

Haha I wish I could get Platinum for $5.

[Werewolf211]

Those knives are pretty awesome. I got one and yeah, it can cut through a lot, but to be honest, I mainly use it to eat apples. It's easy, you can put the pieces you cut loose on the knife, then eat it from the knife.