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  • Still gives me nightmares

  • hahahaha awesome memoriessssssssss

  • I could've remembered anything from when I was 8 years old.... it had to be this o.e

  • AWESOME!!!! brings back memories :)

  • Now you know what they put into those sandwitches.

  • these commercials are so funny but they used to scare the hell out of me. Also they made me afraid to eat at quiznos.

  • Lol this always made me wonder if Quizno's Subs had a rodent problem.

  • Funny!

  • I remember when one of these was on the superbowl. I was working next to a Quizno's and they were getting constant calls from customers complaining about the commercial.

  • They've got a pepper bar!

  • This used to scare the hell out of me as a kid Lmfao!

  • Why doesn't Quizno's use these for advertising anymore? I'd get some Quiznos then.

  • any one else feel like having some quiznos?

  • What in gods name!!! 

  • Quiznos hates us

  • They gotta PEPPER BAR!!

  • For fuck's sake! Would everyone stop with all the Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black jokes? No wonder they're famous, everyone keeps mentioning them on almost every video having to do with music. You make it sound like you actually like them as a guilty pleasure.

  • They got a pepper bar lmfao!! Ahahahaha I died laughing!

  • how did they get green lit?

  • Wow, never noticed the strumming one was a pirate captain!

  • it is great commercial, because its so stupid...

  • "This commercial, obviously, was made by stoners" and that comment, obviously, was made by a judgemental prick.

  • i wish i got paid millions of dollars to create garbage like this shit....

  • @sean8604 I fucking lol'd

    

  • This commercial, obviously, was made by stoners.

    It used to air at night on the Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" block of programming.

    See the connection, anyone?

  • I HAD TO EAT AS QUIZNOS WHEN I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL!!! : D

  • love dem rats !!!!

  • best. Quiznos commercial. ever.

  • best. Quiznos commercial. ever.

  • Somebody in the Quizno's Marketing Department should have gotten fired over this.

  • WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF? Does this mean they use hamster meat in their sandwiches?

  • @hithakar

    Hamsters? Whatever those things i the commercial are, they are not of this earth.

  • . . .these are sooo scary.

  • They've got a pepper BARRRRR! OMG I laughed so hard. PEACE x_X

  • Ive never eaten at Quiznos coz of these things, I have a weak stomach

  • 28 people, don't have a pepper bar

  • Flagged for promoting terrorism

  • @Lawdrun how does this promote terrorism?

  • Is there a Fan Club?x}

  • I never understood these funny a** commercials...all i know is that when they used to come on, i would just bust out and start laughing. hilarious...

  • I want a pepper bar :(

  • there's my nightmares for the next month

  • retarded

  • Heck to this day I still randomly sing this song.

  • singing rats never make me want to eat at a restaurant..... advertising FAIL

  • This is excellentl.

  • The first time we saw these, we were in our last year of college and had been drinking all night. I thought the laughter would never end!

    We still randomly yell out parts of these commercials.

  • i can't believe this was aired on tv..

  • OMG i remember watching this in 7th grade LOL!!!!

  • This is stupid OH Goodie lets go eat at the Rat restraurant.

  • i love the part: THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!!!!!!

    I miss the spongemonkies ):

  • the one with the guitar is the freakiest lookin one lol

  • This commercial cracks me up. Whats up w.the singing lol and they look like rates on crack.

    0:19- THEY GOT A PEPPER BARRRRRRR! lmaoooo

  • This is a great anti-drug commercial... oh wait...

  • o.....m......f......g.....

  • this commercial is SO SCARY. what is up with their marketing?

  • He humps the guitar so well

  • Favorite quizno sub commercial of all time.

  • I love this commercial. It has a special place in my heart.

  • i remember hearin a radio show review this..and apparantly theyre gerbils? 

  • 0:18 made me laugh out loud

  • i think the commercial is hilarious

    but definately not appetizing

  • What the FUCK are THEY!? Still trying to figure it out after years.

  • @reaper1772 Tarsiers

  • i love this commercial lol

  • This is advertising genius

  • Quiznos commercials SUCK!!!!! They make me NOT want to eat there.

  • this is such a horrible commercial

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAR!!

    What the heck is a pepper bar?! :D

  • @MamboCat84

    That's a damn good question.

  • @StreetsOfSonic I'm almost certain it has pepper.

  • My friends and I still quote these ads, they rocked.

  • The guitarist isn't bad, but I don't think the singer is going to make it.

  • Best Commercial Ever.

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAR.

  • Omg this brings back so many childhood memories!

  • ahhhhhhhhh i remember thisss:DDD

  • What is a pepper bar???

  • Now I remember why I was scared to go to bed as a child

  • It's like a bad acid trip!!!

  • They allow this? Yet when they show Alvin and the chipmunks they complain!

  • is it just me or was the rat on the right humping his guitar?

  • @VTKlutZ

    You noticed that too, huh? O_o?!?

  • I miss them. They were way better than the kittens

  • DEAD HAMSTERSSSS o.O

  • Lol, did this actually air on TV?

  • @heyufool1 ... ya if you look more they have more weird stuff. look at the one with the kittens

  • @thedarkholeconsumer Yea I've seen the kitten ones on TV, but this is just so ridiculous.

  • @heyufool1 so ridiculous that i heard this on the radio on my way to work yesterday!

  • @heyufool1

    Yes....yes they did. they aired this around early 2004 for abot 3 or 4 months before they took them of the air.

  • @TheElectroByte3000 From what I remember, it was scaring children, and parents all over the country were complaining.

  • I prefer the kittens actually.. This is really disturbing..

  • @Mooofypoo I thought it was "rather good" ;)

  • @hdofu O.o

  • @Mooofypoo it was a joke, the animation came from the rathergood website

  • @hdofu

    Ahhh, kay. XD

  • this is nasty!! their rats that hav been dead for months under the stove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK MINDED PEOPLE

  • Sounds better than Justin Bieber

  • @robloxguggi LOL!!!! Anyone sounds better than Justin Bieber. I sound better than him when I take my morning #2 on the toilet.

  • for all of the people saying wtf is a pepper bar i said the same thing at first but then i thought about it and its that little counter on the side where they have jalepenos and bananna peppers

  • WTF is a pepper bar

  • Way better than the kittens.

  • This is SO good! Everything pales in the light of Spongmonkeys I want one or maybe I could actually buy one. But what do they eat. Could they use my cats litter box? How do they walk? I will capture one and make them sing. Then we will live happily until my big cat gets tired of them and kills and drags their weird asses across the floor and they become bloody nasty toys, just like the next door neighbors boy. Oh shit. I wasn't supposed to talk about that.

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!! xDD Priceless. Yet creepy.

  • This really makes me want to eat at Quiznos... Freaky rats all over the food.

  • this is much better than the cat commercial

  • i laughed sooo hard when i was young and saw this

  • CLASSIC...This Is When They Got Big..And I Started To Eat Them......Cause They Are Good To Me.....I Mean...THEY GOT A PEPPER BAWWRR!

  • This commercial truly freaked me out when I was a kid... I was disturbed for months. The new one with the cats is just as terrible... Honestly, I don't want a sub.

  • I miss the baby commercials

  • Shit that made me cry laughing almost 7 yrs ago or w/e and it made me cry laughing now lol

  • Dude what is it with Quiznos and bad commercials? I mean what the fuck are those things? This still isn't as bad as the new one with the cats.

  • Thats horrible!

  • this is why i never ate at quiznos

  • this commercial made me never want to eat at quiznos ever

  • Anybody know what "a pepper bar" is???

  • @yootooblam It's a racial slur for Portuguese people.

  • @yootooblam its where u can put like jalapenos, pickles, pepperchinos, and banana peppers on ur food..

  • well now they have singing cats....

  • What the fuck were they thinking 4 years ago?

  • @BrotherClark09 They were probably high as fuck lol.

  • @Treyhtown Probably my butt!!! I guarantee it!!! LOL DEE QUIZNOS SUBSS!

  • I would like a Spongmonkey, not a Sub! $_$

  • The original is on a British site called RatherGood

  • I used to sing this all the time in middle school XD

    Memories ♥

  • i saw this when i was young... it changed me.

  • fun fact: The singers are also the sub filling

  • This still does not entice me to eat at Quizno's....The rodents make me feel like they serve rats or somethings.

  • To attract a crowd of people you must be able to appeal to the crowd of people. Well this commercial released and terrified so many people. They didn't understand the inside joke with this artist's work. I was one of those who didn't understand. Apparently quizno's hopped on the internet wagon a little too early.

  • @RET80 "Apparently quizno's hopped on the internet wagon a little too early." exactly!!! these are amazing but only the the most in dept internet people got it. freaked everyone else out. actually in interested my mom to where she looked it up and found the original xD.

  • The level of genius here really cant even be articulated. I have tears in my eyes.

  • @BevHillsKid Yes . . . . . . . Just yes.

  • This commercial was the only reason i ever went to Quiznos

  • WE ARE NOT THE HUNS!

  • THEYRE CRUNCHY AND TASTY BITCHES

  • What the fuck a pepper bar? HONEY GET IN THE CAR!!!!

  • A PEPPER BAR! YES!!!

    you made my day you retarded ferbie

  • They look like disembodied kidneys with birth defects. D:

  • I love this commercial... I miss seeing it on prime time television!

  • WHAT?

  • It makes my ears bleed...but in a good way

  • This commercial is one of the best that was ever made.

  • No...thats the only word that comes to mind when I watch this. Just...no.

  • THEY GOTTA PEPPA BAR!!?!?!?!?

  • It's funny half the people who see this are like

    WTF!?

    and the other half are like

    I love it!

  • ...THEY ARE WARM BECAUSE THEY TOAST THEM.......THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!! hahaha :D

  • ATTENTION: health department. Please pay Quizno's a visit so you can shut them down. They have an obvious floating dehydrated rat problem. They can't sing worth a damn either.

  • i love it!

  • Dead hamster things or whatever.. I don't care, I LOVE this commercial and I wish they would put it back on TV!!!!

  • Singing dead hamster things! Doesn't that just make you hungry for some sandwiches?!

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!

  • This was my favorite commercial...actually it STILL IS

  • hahahahaha

  • YES, i fell to the floor when i first saw this on TV

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

    haha that always gets me

  • i never understood what we got a pepper bar meant

  • its just random shit man.lol

  • @TaylorOnTheMic: Quizno's shops have pepper bars, ya know like a salad bar. only with peppers of different varieties. so you can put different kinds of peppers on your sub.

  • Simple yet nice.

  • I remember seeing this when Quizno's first came about, and it was around Christmas time and I would CONSTANTLY burst out randomly singing this song! =D Why'd they take it away!?

  • Best commercial ever. I stopped eating there when they pulled the ad.

  • I remember when I first saw this I LMAO so many years later I ROFL Who ever made this is a genius

  • wtf

  • I was baby sitting for a neighbor and this commercial came on and the three year old girl that i was watching started crying. lmao

  • i remember seeing this commercial for the first time and being absolutely speechless. looking back, i wish that they would play it now because it was brilliant.

  • Ugh!!!! Do these people really think this is gonna make someone want a sandwich!!!

  • yes

  • OMGOSH! I REMEBER WATCHING THIS BACK IN 2002 ! MAN THIS WAS CRAZY FREAK ASS HELL CRAX SMOKE METH SPEED INJECTING SNORT COCAINE SMOKE SNORT OXYcontin CRAZY!

  • PEPPER BARRRRRRRAWR

  • they got a pepper BBBAAARRR!!!!!

  • they are warm because they toast them

  • hehe, yeah they look like gerbils that took too much crack!

  • Somehow these things make me not want to eat when I see them getting too close to the sub, but it is very funny!

  • I'm scared........that says a lot.

  • LOL those guys are scary

  • THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!

  • LOL when I started singing these commercials in my 4th hour Algebra class, more than half the class joined in. Ever since, we all started singing these commercials after the bell rang, and our 4th hour teacher gave us this funny look until she saw one of these commercials at home, then she's like "You guys are crazy", LOL!! I'll never forget her face when she didn't know what the hell we were imitating, LOL!!