THE DIRT BIKE KID (PART 2)

[ThugsRmorons]

7:47 Nice "invisible" hand on the throttle there, lol.

[ThugsRmorons]

1:45 What is it? The rusty Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

[dicentrarcuslabrax]

oh i want a magic yz too! :-)

[BORN2HATE666]

Biker gang that picks on kids lol.. 

[punkfish79]

I feel like that cop wants to sell me Micro Machines!!!!

[VastatorOfBorg]

That cop.. is that Charlie from Twilight?!?!



[HYLUXE]

LOL 7:48 you can see the guys hand on the bars

[mooseoftoose]

fender boner!

[ToNGanStuNNa650]

i dont believe in fairy tales, i believe in Playboy magazine hahaha

[skoalwintergreen24]

i didnt know eninges took wd 40



[poserproductions1]

@skoalwintergreen24 lol i didnt know 2 stroke engines had oil reservours in the engine! thought it was just in the tranny

[dre8290]

i think my dirt bike is alive o.o

[WillieMcWilson]

1:31 my girlfriend does that to me and the same thing happens!!

[TheKtm300rider]

5:38 like a 2 stroke witch is better than ur stupid streetbike!!!

[TheKtm300rider]

3:02 kid hits the powerband for the first time

[TheKtm300rider]

I wish I could fix up a bike like that just by cleaning it kid is so lucky!!!!!

[resdsox1]

at 0:10 is that the kid in the christmas story?

[leandean100]

That is one strong mom to get that bike in tha back of the car

[FiftyCalHeadshot]

haha, look at the hand on the throttle at 7:50 :p

[dranzer26]

@FiftyCalHeadshot I totally see it.

[TheJmo3540]

this movies still part of who i am today its great!

[THATBOYMB]

Now how the hell did she get that bike in the car by her self???

[MrNothing43]

great memories from this movie.....used to love watching this, while eating pizza

[AmericanCritiquer]

80s milf to the max

[shockashoota]

WHERE ARE THR GROCERIES? WHY DONT YOU LOOK IN THE KITCHEN BITCH ITS WHERE YOU BELONG < WHY WOULD THEY BE IN THE GARAGE? MAKE ME SOME MORE BACON

[ChiefStogie]

8:44 "Are you on dope" hahaha man i've never heard of weed that makes you go on a magical journey. damn i gotta get me some of that shit

[autographstream]

2:11 bullsh**

[chanedogg42]

I have MOnster Squad Bought it at Wal Mart for 14.33

[183terrence]

his mom is a bitch

[Foo3112]

I think the bike was getting an erection when being cleaned

[Jsparrow350]

Its funny how cool and magical these 80s movies seemed as a kid.

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@Jsparrow350

if you watch it as an adult again with an oxy 80mg & a couple coronas it seems just as magical (lol)

[o0ENOK0o]

1:29 the bike got a boner . . 

[allthatremains2009]

he cleaned that whole bike, never broke a sweat, never got the least bit of mud on his clothes and there aint a spec of mud on that garage floor. i wish he was my kid!!

[motocrossmad95]

that bike fukin flies O_O jesus

[Jsparrow350]

Yeah, I think that might be it. Thanks.

[Jsparrow350]

Can anyone tell me the name of the movie where kids build a spaceship and go into space?

[TheRickRod]

@Jsparrow350 Is it the one with the three kids? and all those silly aliens?

[Jsparrow350]

@TheRickRod I dont remember if there were aliens or not. If there were they didnt play a major roll. It has been about 20 years since I have seen it, but from what i remember it was mainly about building the spacship.

[TheRickRod]

@Jsparrow350 Is it THE EXPLORERS? Thats the movie where three kids build a space ship out of a trash can and go to space.

[TheRickRod]

@Jsparrow350 So was ''the explorers'' the name of the movie that were looking for?

[Jsparrow350]

@TheRickRod Yes, it has to be it unless there is a simular movie. Thanks. While replying to your post I just thought of another movie I watched as a kid that I cant remember the name of. It was about dracula, the wolfman and other classic movie monsters coming to life and a group of kids killing them... Im not sure but I think frankenstien helped the kids.

[TheRickRod]

@Jsparrow350 haha gimme something harder. I love that movie. I haven't watched it in years. It's called ''THE MONSTER SQUAD''. I love old movies and video games.

[Jsparrow350]

@TheRickRod lol, for some reason I thought it was "the monster hunter club".

[FeenixRyzing]

If my bike came that clean that easy, i'd be making a mint after enduros.

[koyson]

he must of had some good greaser to remove all that mud lol

[beltdrivecliff]

I used to talk to my bike aswell.

[SicNightmare2]

on 7:51 do u see the arm holding the bike is tht post to be there

[agent0ran9e]

the bo man knows!

[battousaiblade]

omg people enough with the sex comments and such

ur ruining a great childhood film

[100br]

Wow i have the same bike same year W/O lights

[iarowzi]

why the hell would an 80 need lights

[MrPman851]

Yes folks, that's Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) from "A Christmas Story" on a dirt bike!

[yzmxer134]

oh my god. when the bike started flying that was just too far.

[yzmxer134]

wow whyd he have to put them gay lights on.

[arg3b]

@yzmxer134 so the bike can see where its flying.... duh.

[heroicwaffles]

dirt bike boner

[R3DBULLX23]

he got the bike hard.. oiled it up.. and gave it a set of tits......

[asrod]

Is it me, or this washing scene is indeed creepy? Molesting bike lol

[howtobeme35]

the dirtbike got turned on XD

[JwillJR55]

haha..this brings back memories.. also the cop is the guy from the old Micromachine commericals. the one who talks fast..haha

[catfaceman]

yamaha ftw

[pyrodog783]

act your age not your iq. pffffffff lmao

[nikota101]

i should probably clean mine right about now

[c0019107]

1:28 hahahahahahah that part is too funny he's getting the bike hard!!!! lmao

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

fender stimulation is very important in a dirtbike relationship!

[TheMilsonshow]

i wish cleaning a bike THAT dirty was that easy lol haha

[nickmx4]

The scene that starts at 1:00 is awesome!!!

i spend hours cleaning my bikes

[BBRrider95]

i would like this alot more if he didnt fly, and if the bike didnt drive its self. but i love that YZ 80, id love to have an old one like that

[crackkyadome]

And I feel like riding dirt bike kid's mom

[yaldram5]

Oh God! I feel like riding a dirt bike... lol

[yaldram5]

the vintage computer in the beginning! :-)

[tranceadentialreviva]

dirt bike e.t. lolz

[kawimx919]

when i watch it now, i realize how terrible it really was but i ate this shit up as a child

[TeamyellowRM85]

that was right when he was getting chased by the cops and he jumped that thing

[MXHondas230]

this is the dirt bike version of Herbie!! lol. i love this movie.

[tobyeo]

lol, wtf, I can't belive he put TWO HEADLIGHTS on the bike. Sure that bike even makes enough power to keep those running? I dont thnk so probably has a sepeate battery for tem.

[MXHondas230]

no really?? all bikes have a separate battery. actually, yz80s dont even have batteries, they're kick start. Im getting these lights i have a 1990 yz125.

[ottroyb]

this is a dirt bike herbbie

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

i would have keept off those goofy headlights, but still best movie ever, the micromachines guy makes it all better!!

[MXHondas230]

the headlights are what make the bike look cool and special really. without them it just looks like a normal dirt bike............a normal dirt bike that can start by itself and drive itself, lol.

[oosh79]

he got that bike preeetty clean with one rag

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

ya i kow! i still remember after seeing this part when i was little, i would go out and wash my bmx bike and pretend it was a dirt bike, then my dad got me a real one best day ever!

[Animexcel]

Hahaa, he had a cameo in Iron Man as the bald scientist "Sorry, but I'm not Tony Stark."

[allthatremains2009]

it amazing how he can take a bucket with no water and no hose and turn that bike into brand new dirtbike!! he didnt even leave any mud on the garage floor!! im getting him to come clean my bike!!

[deadlyaim27]

not bad of a movie, the dirt bike is awesome... too bad peter bellingsly couldnt ride it even tho it made u think he was riding it. it was just a stunt man. the stunt man owns at the dirt bike. that is all.

[unbridledenthusiasm]

Jack's mom is hot.

[Flopstar80]

I thought it was but I thought the Christmas movie was filmed way before the 80s.

[arc20051]

A Christmas story, I think was shot in 1983, this film was 1985. Both great!!

[Flopstar80]

That kid looks like Ralfie from the Christmas charol

[allthatremains2009]

it is ralphie

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

o it is!!

[Henzorator]

lol wtf fender boner

[Henzorator]

lol irl @ "sneaking away from home at night on a 2stroke"

[airsoftgunner1313]

its et on a dirt bike

[Prfct80ctlss]

Ide fuck the shit out of his mom.

[rapidb16]

LoL at 1:35

[aabrennanaa]

wkd movie,

[AJprofsr]

super mom. I love how everything goes in 80's movies. lifts the bike in the back of her car as though it weighs 10 pounds.

[Legend28x]

Haha this movie is so 90s. I love it.

[chickrocker]

90s!!...lol..how old are you?...its from the mid 80s...90s did not look like this..lol..

[Ratt419]

lol the bikes fighting back as shes shoving it into the car hahaha.. and 50 bucks for a dirtbike?? i dont think they cost that little

[Ratt419]

you should put RAD on here

[5H4V3D89]

LOL@4:09.. sooo many numbers..

[TerryRay1]

she asked if he was on dope? hahaha

[JeremyRemixes]

I HAD THOSE SAME BED SHEETS!!!

[JeremyRemixes]

Wow that cumputer is ancient!

[MozVolta]

That bike's fender keeps getting a hard on.

[juno4725025]

me suena como herbie!

[TeamyellowRM85]

wHY DID HE PUT THOSE GAY LIGHTS ON?

[MXHondas230]

the lights are great they are baja lights you dumb prick. and how else could he see at night you dumb faggot. awesome bike. awesome movie. awesome actors. awesome lights. go fuck your mom.

[TeamyellowRM85]

hey u can shut up fag because u ride a bike probably older than uu fat ugly bastard

[BamMargera4231]

what kind of bike is that?

[redneckmikey69]

yamaha yz80

[kd5lpr]

where is a power washer god by hand with a towel yeah you would be there for hours

[bojIM4201]

LOL @ 4:44

"i havent taken drugs since high school"

hahhahaa

[Peeper703]

omg i laughed at that too! he totally gave the fender a hand job! hahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha i kinda felt awkward seeing that lol

[Peeper703]

man. i wanted a dirt bike so bad after watching this movie but my parents wouldnt let me get one. now im 29 yrs old and own a yamaha 2007 R6! ... WHATS UP NOW MOM AND DAD?!

[seekandistroy]

nice man! haha

[paul1495]

lol

[ANDREASPIEPENBURG]

he gave that bike a hand job at 1.31!

[dirtastegood]

LOL at 1:31 through 1:49 he rubs the fenders and they stand up and get hard!

[looneytunesclque]

i actually have a 1985 yz80 project bike im selling, engine has compression, fixed the carb, needs alot though, message me for more info, i live in maryland.

[85ccmaster]

Thats what i wish my bike could do, FLY !!!

[TheReverberatedSlip]

haha his friend is such a perv

[dranzer26]

What I don't get is how the mom is so stupid. How could you not hear the dirt bike taking off.

[doggienipple]

I love how he just sort of goes out to the garage with a rag, and a montage and no running water later the whole bike is like brand new.

:)

[fr4nkie82]

MOVIE MAGIC LOLOLOL

[hockeyce1]

My 89 yz80 did the same thing 1:29

[05blast]

it got a hard on?

[unklebill]

i wore out 3 copies of this VHS. no wonder I can't find it anywhere.

[TTRstunta99]

after watcing this, im going to try and find an 84 yz80 off of craigslist. lol

[operationcwaI789789]

When a cop pulls you over, it's ok if you try to out run him

[operationcwaI789789]

1:35 - if you stroke it, it will straighten up

ROFL

[anth427]

lol thas messed up

[rimmerthon1981]

i meant arms out not arse ha ha,

[rimmerthon1981]

i would like to bum the mother, i would prefer it if the bike was a 85 yz490 and it ripped the little fuckers ars out,

[herbienbrian]

if I'm not mistaken thats a 1984 yamaha 125 right?

[MXHondas230]

its a yz80 but at one point in the movie they do use an 84 yz125.

[Jumpbuilder99]

yeah right

[nickmx4]

fantastic movie!!!!! does anyone know the song in the credits?

[KTMRacing269]

Bra Film

[RIPBJN]

i might half to kill my mom if she tryed to do that to my bike

[12gh12gh]

yeah, this movie's awesome, his mum is right he is on dope and his friend beau seems to be a future sex addict....classic 80's

[smokush]

hahaha yea wtf is up with his lines and who wrote them lol

[Oyyy123]

those bikers almost raped him

[12gh12gh]

yeah they would have had their way....beau (his friend) would have loved it..man that kids a freak

[Oyyy123]

man that kids a jerk

[wotyeeonaboot]

wow shit! I wish my bike was alive maybe it is but it dusnt like me!

[wingman552]

its been YEARS since ive seen this, thank u

[Scrapla]

He flicks him off but you cant see his finger, weird!

[MXHondas230]

can't see it cause its blurry.

[dissent88]

Did max flip him off at 9:20? I can't tell.

[MXHondas230]

yeah lol he does!

[fatmeteor]

I wrote this script when I was five years old, but the bogeyman stole it.

[rig48]

hey its big slime!!!

[123Bulletcrazy123]

at 1:31 its gettin erection lol!

great i love this never seen before looks awesome

[HGCFXJH2453]

this is the best dirtbike movie i use 2 wacth when i was a little kid n want 2 c again when i got a little older but never could find it

[2003drz125]

best dirtbike video ever

[deadlyaim27]

cool vid

[justcaleb]

Pure awesome-ness.

[parktheporpoise]

he makes the bike "rise" when he rubs it

[deadlyaim27]

i love the preformance he does on that dirtbike i making all ur dirtbike kid vids awsome for rating and i saving them on favorites

[sideshowlettuce]

the best!

everrr

[IronBigDog77]

thanks for putting this Movie up, Its one of my Favorite 80's movies, ive been waiting for so long for someone to put it up on youtube! again thanks!

[dranzer26]

my favourite scene of the whole movie.

[dranzer26]

Awsome vid.