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  • Better without the ads

  • Dave took shots at Palin then every other late night host jumped in for a shot.....good old fashion game of follow the leader!!!!

  • Never watched so many American commercials since youtube started the commercial thing before video clips.

    Do you think they grant that chase sapphire credit card to a Norwegian? :P

    And is a klondike bar as delicious as it looks.

    Now, Americans cant make chocolate and that's a fact! But the rest might be good.

  • Klondike bars do tase that good. the Chase thing? i dont really know

  • Letterman's delivery is faultless. He can turn the limpest jokes into comedy gold.

  • that should read ' they discounted the cost.'

  • You're right, they , well, count the cost. hmm. I could not stop the bulldozer campaign from flattening me into pulp. I don't knnow if i should care about myself so much that it amaaters but Naziism is another matter...

  • hahaha yes dave!!

  • i don't get why all you fools are watching if you say you don't like letterman. go back to your beck & hannity, and leave us alone.

  • Oh like limbaugh

  • Sarah Palin is a joke, there's nothing Dave needs to say.

  • Dave gets less funny every year

  • I agree. I remember watching this guy back when he first got popular....he was hilarious. What happened to him? The bitter dull man he has become.

  • If it had been Jamie Foxx he would have been able to get away with it. Good job Dave, keep spreading the hate.

  • ur so brainwashed.

  • It's good to know that Conservatives in America are just as anal, self-righteous and downright fucking dull as they are here in England.

  • ...and IGNORANCE and HYPOCRISY know no bounds.

    No, I'm not a conservative.

    Unlike you, I don't need to follow the crowd regardless of the "party" they may belong to.

    l

  • your speakin the truth misskate ! their exactly like that here too !

  • ...your idea of the truth is as twisted as your spelling, and the description from your "peer" fits you both to a T except you sound even more dull. I will give you credit for one thing, though, at least you're VERY honest in your profile description.

  • Yeah. You have speeches of Adolf Fucking Hitler on your channel. He was inspired by your fucking god too. You need counseling and YouTube/Google have to get rid of you ASAP.

  • Yeah, George was a drinker, and that is when God does the most inspiring. Once after a fifth of Jose Cuervo, God told me that I should liberate my penis from my pants. Apparently the cops don't believe in God.

  • Jesus was not white, he was a Jew, and probably looked Arab like.

  • If he would have commented on a Democrats daughter, he would have been fired.

  • Letterman cant be fired, he's to powerful

  • The thing about wingers is that they can't take a joke. They can dish it out but they just can't take it. Paranoid delusions of victimization are a must have for Republicans.

  • how is it a joke to talk about someone's 14 year old daughter as if she was immoral? I have 2 daughters and I would be upset...and do you not think a left wing person like Pelosi or CLinton would be upset in similar circumstances?

  • because it's funny

    if someone finds it funny, it's a joke

  • it was about her 18 year old daughter who actually is immoral

  • if you can't take a joke do the world a favor and don't go postal, end it all kevorkian style. thank you

  • seriously, the world needs more kevorkian suicides... tv can just be so dull these times, no real action... :(

  • Um...hello, David Letterman is a COMEDIAN. Why are people not crying about the jokes made by other late show hosts or other comedians? No one is crying about the person/persons that are the butt of the jokes made by others. At least be consistent.

  • u cant even spell christian u moron ahahah

  • ok I am usally pretty fast but what with the Mel Gibson joke I donbt get it????

    DUH

  • because iran and isreal don't get along and mel gibson hates jews

  • Michelle "Ugly Pig Faced" Obama should just stay at home so we dont have to look at her

  • It was just a joke and she has a kid, "It's not like she doesn't know what a dick is.." To see what comedians think on this feud check out the video on my page called Letterman v. Palin.

  • david letterman for president!!!

  • See, 2BrokeG, you made a JOKE.  All comedians do. Although you probably really do have some serious issues of hatred, bigotry and bitterness.

  • Why the uproard about this? I still don't understand. Comedians, late night show hosts etc. have made JOKES, comments about the Bush, Clinton and Cheney families and their children, and many other public, government officials, actors/actresses. What is so different about this? Because it was Sarah Palin and her family? So what? Where is the uproar when the Pope or the IRS agents are the BUTT of jokes? Yes, we have nothing more concerning going on in the world than this I guess...sad.

  • Dav68Chs...I agree with you 100%. It's just late night humor without malice.

  • 2BrokeG - I'm giving you permission to message me if you don't like what I said. Hopefully you are an adult and you'll be man enough to stand up to your ignorant comments. But you are probably a child and in that case I apologize for being so heavy handed. But hopefully you'll learn to keep ignorant thoughts like that to your self. Thanks and have a great day!!!

  • Sasha and Malia are probably some Nappy headed Hoes !!!!

  • YOU Love nappy headed hoes!!! too bad they don't like your ignorant ass...lol. U so F'n stupid.. I see you didn't message me. LOL grow up...

  • 2BrokeG - so it's offensive to talk about one persons kids and then you go and say something ignorant about 2 little girls. YOU are probably mad that there are no nappy headed hoes willing to sleep with your ignorant ASS. Your grandma screwed someone and so did your mother to make your simple ass. It's nice that ignorant A'holes like you show up on sites like this so that white,black, and everyone else can see that there's a lot of work to go with race relations.

  • Letterman has appologized for his rape joke. Twice. He is worried to death that he is fired. He should be fired.

    Maybe he'll start to make jokes about Husseins nappy headed Ho's, Sasha and Malia.

    After all they are bound to follow in the slutty performance of their grandma who screwed anything with a bottle of booze and a Koran.

  • letterman is worried hes going to be fired?? lol are you kidding.......he even read all the palin jokes over again a second time just to show he didnt care and just to disrespect her.....if bush pr cheney cant get dave fired what chance does palin have haha

  • Ya, b/c making jokes like that would make everything MUCH better?! WTF

    Do you wonder why people hate americans? Do you wonder why we have to fear being nuked by Iran and North Korea? Its because of absolute idiots that actually believe like this. Maybe we should just send you to Mexico or something, maybe you will catch swine flu.

    Can't you just progress a little? Dang...

  • people hate americans cause of freaks like you bubbabob..DANG, lol i dont think the Iraqis or thet north koreans get the letterman show you reatard

  • you are a complete Idiot ! I forgot to mention how Michelle Obama looks just like a Gorilla !

  • You are clearly a better person than Dave.

    You're an intolerant racist asshole, and unlike Dave's jokes, your comments are made with malicious intent.

    Dave only wants to make people laugh, its what he does. After 16 years of LIVE television, i think he's entitled to a Foot-In-Mouth moment. I'd love to see how any of the stone throwers would do on live TV. See if you ever say anything that gets taken out of context or blown out of proportion.

  • The joke was in bad taste but he could have recovered if he apologized.......in a sincere way. His apology was just another poor joke. I used to like Letterman but over the years he has become the guy that thinks telling bad jokes is funny because he used to be funny. Haven't watched him in years.

  • These jokes are terrible. It's just a string of bad puns and bad delivery, and they're so obvious. You can tell he spent some time getting the jokes prepared by the fact that they don't link into each other at all, yet these are all jokes any half-decent comedian could think up on the spot.

  • Actually, I think more likely someone else prepared the jokes and he's just reading them off a teleprompter. That would explain the piss poor delivery.

  • "you can tell he spent time getting the jokes prepared".......well somebody is new to stand up comedy!! I mean I thought every stand up in the world went on improv........

  • Ookay? So you read through all the points I make and pick on something you have to take out of context to comment on anyway, and also something that I covered a minute later?

    Geez :/

  • I can see where BOTH sides of the story are right/wrong.....

    Fact of the matter is: He did the right thing by apologizing, She had a choice to accept it, or take it with drama, She accepted it, (as a profession in comedy, that's about the best, and most sincere apology you will get, other comedians might just forget about the apology thing or even carry on with the joke)

    Remind me why there is still flame wars going on??!?! ..Thought it was "over and behind us"

    That's just me although......

  • Sarah Palin is an attention seeking idiot. She's stupid, boring and irrelevant. When will she go away?

  • She is the reason I didn't vote Republican. lol

  • Letterman has lost 5 sponsors for making a joke about Sarah's child being raped.

    That's funny! Hahahahahaha

  • Where's the video of the joke that got him in so much trouble?! I can't find it anywhere!

  • Learn to take a joke........Dave is the best......lol

  • Join "WE SUPPORT DAVE LETTERMAN" Group on facebook!

  • lol palin could never touch letterman.....dave can do what he wants when he wants

  • The Palin's are douche bags and so is ever single moron who sides with them. Dave's joke was funny. You're all too goddammed uptight to recognize funny.

    If she or her underage daughters get knocked up at a Yankee's game, I wouldn't be surprised.. that's why it was funny!

    If Letterman called my wife or kids or even myself a whore, I would laugh. Learn to take a joke ya uptight cunts. Get fucked all of you GOP dick-suckers.

    Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

  • stop tellin people how to react asswipe

  • Fag? they fuck boys,Why are you talking about sx with yr mum, is she hot or some shit. Do you think about cutting her throat while u fuck her in the arse? Have you ever thought about fucking yr dad's arse hole, or did he leave you when you tried to kiss him? NZ rules and you are probably not allowd to visit. u are right , no one cares about us,

    Keep sending me messages and we can be friends, we can even explore your fasination with incest.

    bye now pork chop

  • What's the diff which daughter was at the game. They're both uneducated retarded whores. Palin needs to stop pimping out her retarted kids.

  • wow bro your nothin but an ignorant fuck

  • Bill oreily, Glenn beck, and rush give so many hate speech, but has any of them apologize??

    NO!

  • When are we going to stop referring to the Republicans as the 'Right' and start referring to them as the 'Wrong'?

  • when are we going to stop referring todemocrats as "liberals" and start referring them as hypocritics or cry babaies??

  • At a certain age, aren't you supposed to turn in your comedian's license. Or has he forgotten where he left it?

  • You guys are idiots. I'd feel the same way about anyone talking bad about my daughter. Letterman was way out of line. Nobody deserves that. Dumbass polarizing leftists.

  • You feel the same way about what Bill O'Reilly said about Jamie Lynn Spears? that was vicious, but no republican outcry about that, and then Bill went out agains the media for making a big hayday about Bristols pregnancy... The rightwing media is just as bad

  • Sara Palin family DESERVES IT

  • he'ssooo boring. bla, bla, bla.

  • Does anyone else get that sense about Palin that just screams "BITCH!!!!"?

  • Palin probably knew the comment was about her 18-year old, but assumed it was about her younger daughter just to spark greater outrage.

    Nothing against Republicans, but I'm so fucking glad she's not vice-president right now.

  • you fucking idiot, let me explain this to you Letterman said "her daughter got knocked up at the yankee game" Willow was the only one who went to the yankee game, HOW THE FUCK could she just assume that if only one of her fucking daughters went to the yankee game, you do realize bristol wasnt even there

  • well u can defend that idiot all you want ...but check your cable guide.. he has been pulled off the air..go look! ahh haaaaaaa!

  • wow you might not want to get all proud of yourself for pointing that out. The WGA announced today that Dave and the rest of his company World Wide Pants can resume business as normal

  • this aint over yet.. and i'm not proud, just stating the truth...he aint on tv. now..go look!

  • He's been suspended, not canceled.

  • uhm it is over....and your acting far to proud and you must be incredibly dense. Otherwise youd be aware that he was back on the air last night..and is on the air right now as im typing this. hes not cancelled, hes not fired, and hes not suspended

  • I can understand that palin mad but at the same time she is the one to blame becuz she put out all her biz bout da fam and letterman grow up

  • You americans need to lighten up. You have much, much, much more bigger fucking issues.

  • MadHatterInsanity is a dumbass why da hell are you going to talk about the obama girls they are only 11 and 8 think they are little girl!!!!!

  • You conservatives hate diversity and thought.

  • this is how they keep americans asleep

  • Dave, you might not like Sarah Palin, but I think it's about time the jokes made with no basis in fact stop. In case you don't know it, the election is over. Hey everybody! The more Sarah Palin is talked about - in any way - the more likely she is going to be your next president. Keep it up. Sarah is a governor of the richest state in the union and she's got a job to do. I doubt anyone making crude and classless jokes about her have anywhere near the intelligence she has.

  • Next president? Unlikely.

  • @MC473428 (1 month ago)

    Not so fast~

    I thought Bush wouldn't get a 3rd term, but look where we are now. whether you call it "tax breaks for the rich" as the Republicans did or "Stimulus bailout Package" as the Democrates do, the result is THE SAME which makes them THE SAME

    bottom line is, Obama lied & our hard earned money is STILL going to the rich.

    NOTHING HAS CHANGED, NOTHING!

  • What does that have to do with my comment?

  • I'm not disagreeing with your general statement... I just think that there's no way that the Republicans will let Palin run for president. She's the laughing stock of the political universe (for good reason), and I doubt that will change any time in the near future.

  • Did you expect anything different? Politicians are scumbags whether they are stupid and white or Smart and black. They get to positions of power since they are douchebags.

  • yea why doesnt he make fun of obamas girls huh? ohhhhh no ones going to mention that in the writers room but i thought its a joke right...there all cowards they would say it about palins daughter but not obamas

  • What a bunch of cry babies picking on Letterman. How many comedians out there make fun of the celebrities, yes this includes Palin and her entourage, every day? Get over it.

  • he was making fun of her daughter whos 14 years old

  • You do realize that Palin has 2 daughters right? One of which is 18 and has gotten pregnant. It's pretty obvious that she was the one being referred to.

  • no its not obvious you know why because letterman said her daughter "got knocked up by alex rodriguez in the 7th inning at yankee stadium" palin went to a yankee game but not with bristol who is 18 she went with willow who is 14, and now hes trying to get out of it by saying "he meant bristol"

  • Don't patronize us, you dim witted faggot. Bristol was the one who had sex before marriage, got pregnant, had a kid, and now has a reputation that reflects that.

    Of COURSE the joke was about Bristol, it wouldn't even make sense if he was talking about Willow because she never had sex and had a kid.

    Christ, are you really that stupid?

  • hey you ugly fuck up in life, you dumb cocksucker he said "palins daughter got knocked up at the yankees game" bristol didnt go to the yankees game willow went you fucking retard. i love the fact that you dont care what the facts are, bristol didnt go to the yankee game, willow did FACT, now go eat shit and die before i kill your family

  • wow yr a real cunt. try suicide u siss

  • I wouldn't be commenting this video if I didn't know Willow was the one at the game.

    I would wait for your response, but it looks like you were banned LOL and for good reason.

  • hey asswipe your guitar playing sucks hahahah you play like a fucking white trash from california white homo surfing faggot

  • dav68Chs you are so right that was a fun joke that letterman should tell on his show...if he does it to palin's daughters then he can do it to hussiens daughters right? How about Hussiens anerexic maggot dangling from his kinky tumble weed grey pubic hair? Michelle sports a bubba gump lower lip...just trying to help letterman out with his material.....it's a JOKE remember?

  • Look dave your apology is bull, you said you check it out and you thought it was the 18yr old. If you had checked it out you would have known who was. there. So dave you're LYING.

  • ask your mom about sucking cock you faggot...her eyes spun with cum while I fucked her face last night- I know you were watching wishing it was your face...you little bitch. How's that for expression?

  • shut up cry babies...get over your serious selves.

  • shut the fuck up if people wanna express themselves then let them dont fucking stand in the way cock sucker

  • saying "just joking" doesnt make you immune to criticism or getting your head piped in

  • Guess dummy dave lost all contract negotiation leverage with this one, lol! And you guys were about to close the contract extention deal when he 'told a joke'. Yea, freedom of speech isnt free when it costs you millions of $ being cut out of your contract. Dave, YOUR OLD! RETIRE! DIE!

  • you should first

  • Hey bitches fired this dickhead or flush yourself

  • is this the joke that he had to apologize for?

  • yes. about her daughter getting knocked up by a-rod.

  • Everyone needs to boycott the sponsor that is siding with that crybaby Palin. Let it go!! Thank God she didnt end up vice president. If another country had said the wrong thing she would have nuked them. Look what she is teaching her children, no apology matters only revenge!!

  • I wish the senior pedophile Letterman catches the swine flu!

  • really? That's pretty messed up. Hey do you know what a joke is?

  • so if i say go die you would be insulted if i added to the sentence "just joking" your saying you would laugh it off because i added those two words

  • I just don't see the point in making a big deal out of it. It was a bad joke. Which I laughed at. And I wouldn't care if you told me to "go die." It seems to be the common thread when people get in arguments on here. And wow. Some of these arguments are just terrible.... My opinion on the matter is that it was a joke. I laughed. It should be nothing to be mad about. With no intentions of sounding like a d-bag, please use punctuation. That sentence was a little confusing.

  • hey asswipe it wasnt ur daughter who was made fun of about being raped so of course you wouldnt find anything to be mad about, stop acting as if everyone should agree with your reaction, and as far as grammer goes, this is youtube stop acting like an elite typist and go fuck yourself

  • thank you!

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  • Uh... you do know the election is over, right? She's no longer a VP candidate...

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  • ... because i know the elections were a YEAR ago?

  • Because have no skills in interpretation and analysis. You missed the point because you think that you can read minds.

  • Don't have to read minds when I can read what you wrote down... before you deleted it, that is. And why delete it if you have nothing to hide? I'm not making a political point here, man, just pointing out ONE typo: that PALIN IS NO LONGER A VP CANDIDATE.

    I get the impression you have no idea what I'm saying to you. Drugs are bad, sir... ma'am... whatever you are

  • Everybody know that, stupid. You are such a moron. I deleted it because I want you to quit being a male bitch.

  • Ha. Really don't think I'm the one coming across as "bitch" in this conversation, but okay.

    If "everyone knows that", why'd you delete your first comment? And if you really want to end this conversation, why keep defending it?

    Delete and deny, anyone?

  • Now that David has apologized for his comments, I wonder if the right will apologize for their malicious and hateful comments. Lets see if I can recall a few; rapist, child molester, pedophile. Its your turn now boys and girls. What's fair is fair. Man up! Lets have the apologies!

  • they should of fired this pigs ass like they fired that racist imus.

  • Fuck the Palins

  • You laughing now Dave???

    The old David who did the "Late Night Show" would be embarrassed. Dave, time to quit the industry.

  • I see nothing wrong with the joke made by Letterman. It was about the older daughter (the tart) and not the younger one (the one who will soon be a tart). All he said was that Palin's daughter "got knocked up by Alex Rogriguez". That is it... you country bumpkin redneck morons. It is amazing that you dickless a-holes think this is a big deal. I wish you had raised a bigger fuss over Bush sending us to war under false pretense. But that must have been while you were out banging your sisters.

  • but the one that is 18 was not at the game only the 14 year old was. hard for the one that was not there to get nocked up.

  • Jesus fucking christ you assburger, This has been gone through many times. He got the names of the daughters mixed up and assumed the older one was there, end of. Also it was a fucking joke, it doesn't have to play out perfectly when adapted into a real world situation.

  • yeah he just got the names mixed up. that is bull shit. I am not saying he cant make jokes or that he realy needed to say sorry for what he said. I just think he is full of shit when he said he mix the girls up.

  • well guess I did at one point say he cant make jokes. but never said he was not alowed to just was making a point that he sucks at telling jokes. this guy is not funny at all

  • letterman shuld make a joke about the obamas

  • Hell would go through a billion year ice age b4 that happens.

  • The Obama's came to New York and the Giants took on Michelle which wasn't enough so the Mets finished her off. Meanwhile Alex and Derek nailed the Obama kids.

  • Dave rules! King of the Late Night TV Mountain

  • Of course he rules...especially in our household.

    Thanks to Dave and my great talent for twisting facts and exploiting my children for the sake of media exposure...my 2012 Presidential campaign is already getting an amazing amount of free advertising before I even officially throw my hat into the ring.

    Dina Lohan and Kate Gosselin are not the only ones who are good at exploiting their own children for personal gain. Anything they can do I can do better.

  • Sarah Palin fame chaser, she made the joke about her 14 year old. Everybody knew it was about the one that got pregnant. Sarah Palin get lost beotch !!!

  • Letterman you are pathetic and so are your jokes. Please retire. You are old and stupid. Especially to make jokes like the ones that you made about Sarah Palin's daughter

  • Sarah Palin is grabbing any televised airtime she can get, Its Free Advertisment and she is the one that should be ashamed for trowing her 14 year old daughter in the game when every American knows her 18 year old slut for a daughter is the one the joke was aimed at. So Palin shut the hell up.........

  • What an objective comment this is. You, CBS and especially Letterman should be ashamed of yourselves. He apologizes in front of a live audience who thinks he is being funny. If he meant to show he was sorry, there should be no audience. But he is not serious and should be taken off the air. He would't dare ridicule Michelle Obama or Nancy Pelosi but a Republican is fair game? No way and the sooner he gets it the better we will all be.

  • hahahahahahahahahaha. LOVE THIS GUY :)

  • letterman is the man.....obama doesnt have time respond to jokes....there jokes people...get a life

  • search : "Obama responds to letterman joke"

  • Obama didn't respond! He has no backbone at all. Iran, North Korea, Venesuala all are laghing at him. Cheney should bail him out, sooner than later.

  • Cheney should bail the water out of the sinking boat he's in.

  • You don't know who's laughing at who! Your neighbors are laughing at you. Mainly because you listen to talk radio too loud! Pray to the Lord & pass the oxcycotin!

  • Sarah Palin is a has been. Dave is brilliant. Plain and simple. I can't stand the sight of this bitch who Sean Hannity constantly has to suck up to.

  • CRAZY HATERS. Letterman is hilarious!

  • And you wondered why Jay Replaced Carson,

    I think Conan Sucks, but it's his band and host that ruined The Tonight Show. Should have put Kevin to replace Jay

  • David used to be so funny. Now he is a disgruntled old man who needs to get out of the business. We agree politically, but he is a disgrace to liberals and makes us all look bad. When he started vocally supporting us a few years ago, he lost his humor and became angry. Leave the political humor to Jon Stewart, Dave.

  • Flight attendant, as cmpared with lousy talk show host?

  • dave slams and bashes stars on his show all the time. just because he slammed a crooked politician who has no place even being remotely famous is nothing special. Here's an idea, if u don't want your 18 year old, unmarried, teenage mother of a daughter to be in the public eye, dont run for vice president. O and it doesn't matter if your black, white, red, or even purple. If Obama had a knocked up daughter u can guarantee she would be the butt of a joke.

  • Actually, you didn't say it was about Bristol Palin. How big an idiot are you? Read the thinks you say before typing a response, because the rest of us have. You're making it up as you go along.

  • TOP TEN reasons DAVE'S a GRUMPY OLD man this Summer. NUMBER 1.......His little boy decided he wanted to spend the summer at N.A.M.B.L.A. CAMP. Thats the North American Man Boy Love Association. Isn't that funny? Perverted jokes about kids...Daves mom would be proud!

  • Thank you so much for giving us all just one more example of why we need to wipe crak off the streets and ensure that kids stay in school. History is one of the most important classes in enriching young minds with things like "What Marxism is" Obviously you missed that part.