Magician Vs Stoner

[boomingpearl]

well at least he was honest about what he's gonna do with it!

[25445799]

stoner could take him down easily

[74seva]

he aint a stoner, anyone who has to go to that length for their weed then they dont deserve the title at all

[Therealmix0pera]

@74seva Word. thats a homless man that wants weed, a Stoner doesnt have to beg for money...

[rizladizla]

"i need a dolla dolla a dolla i need for weed...."

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

lolololol xD

I would give my money to the stoner ;) magic is for idiots, weed is for people :D

[OldSerpentOfSin]

Stoner FTW!

[41stgaming]

shit I need to try a sign like that some time xD

[MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881]

Fuck magic smoke bongs 

[mrmattJingo]

@MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881 same thing buddy! :)

[fdlkfoo]

Did I hear the old guy say he's going to fist him lol

[MrRico544]

hes mad cus his balls hit his knees when he walks

[dll2804]

This is kinda dumb.

[nayshonee]

@ITouchTheElderly Wow. Don't smoke weed guys. You're punctuation and grammar as well as your vocabulary will be as good as this guy's. Plus you get to have your mind clear to think of screen names like "ITouchTheElderly" and other classy stuff. You're much better off with alcohol. /endsarcasm

[xXTheSockRockerXx]

@nayshonee  *your.

[nayshonee]

@xXTheSockRockerXx Lol'ing at myself. Epic fail.

[sebaschan23]

@nayshonee You keep talking that way and I'll put my fist in your ass right now, you motherfucker!

[ITouchTheElderly]

wow. smoke weed guys. its awesome. you get to beg for money for ya weed. great times.

[MCStickyFreakT]

chivas

[judopathoftruth]

Id give a dollar for weed.

[RS1963]

That's Jerry he won't put up with anyone invading his pitch area. Be it a pothead or anyone else.

[mrcrumpet001]

Only in America , fisting magicians and honest drug users lol

[xxxxxlolwutxxxxx]

@mrcrumpet001

I lol'd

[chikewaa]

he says motherfucker just as epicly as morgan freeman says shoot this motherfucker.

[FrankDeth]

lol......magician....

[BraniusBalki]

If you had a dollar would you give it to the stoner or the jocky come magician? I would probably give it to the magician, but only after the stoner had hooked me up with a dime bag (I'll give im some) so I could smoke a joint and then stand amazed at the magic, I would then have a burger.....

[nickrod32]

@BraniusBalki Perfectly said...

[Cargodine]

XD oh god... I hope this wasn't your only impression of California... There's a lot of freaks here. Jezuz. Even so, SanFran is one of my favorite cities. Next time you should visit the foothills! ...no wait, there's still crazy people there. Fuck. Just sit back with some popcorn and enjoy the crazy. Dinner and a show. =P

[MrJonah9999]

Old men kick ass! Especially one with magic mojo!

[zombieleftovers]

@MrJonah9999 thats it . . im "going Old"

[Sluggecko]

The most funny is the ridiculous car back of magician!

[megazordman1]

hay blunty im with you that alot of the people from america but not all of us are like that

[SerielThriller]

MERICA

[RileyWG]

I love how no one is perturbed by the little old man saying "I'll put my fist in your ass, motherfucker!"

That'd be on 'today tonight' or 'a current affair' here in Aus

[MrSleepyPuppy]

LOL that is probably the worst In-an-Out on the west coast imo. I love SF dearly, it was one of the most fantastic places I've had the joy of visiting and for a while I was planning to move there, then again if I poor o'l stoner can't get some cash for his bud why be so mean as to threaten him; saying that you're going to stick your hand up his ass?! Thats just odd... OH WELL Glad you enjoyed SF (That is if you did and you weren't being sarcastic)

[regulatorzone]

that was so fucking awesome, props to the magician..just trying to do his job meanwhile that low-life, useless excuse for a fucking underdeveloped embryo is there doing nothing but begging, contributing nothing to no one..I hope he got his ass kicked later that day by the magician

[Targolis]

@regulatorzone Haa! Atleast the stoner is honest! "hey look at me,I'm doing cheap tricks for cash!" get a real (menial) job!:P

[1234cm1]

Lolz only in America

[Tacocat21]

Who would give the stoner money??

[XxxTRUExHINDUxxX]

Don't matter how far away they are from his body...that guys got balls !

[filstr2]

It's sad but true

[jfrog83]

Magician FTW.

[thatguysreviews]

that old guy is amazing

[gk3og]

hate annoying old people

[legomaster4]

Meh when I went I didn't like it that much, plus it was freezing after hawaii

[NoisyWolfXII]

This was rather entertaining, although I'm kinda surprised the pothead didn't even say anything at all.

[Youreverydayvlogger]

@Blunty3000

Alright, i wont :)

[UnderATallTree]

now that's a catchy title

[Goldex13]

It's the Monopoly guy.

[funkster505]

!!!! IF this happened in the UK, say London, everyone would stop and stare :P

You can get arrested for swearing in public...

[SenseiWuzi]

@funkster505 wtf?!? Bullshit, you only get arrested for swearing at an officer.

[funkster505]

@SenseiWuzi

oh :c|

[angryafghan]

@funkster505 Potentially they could both be arrested, under the Terrorism Act, naturally.

[baSSxCC]

@funkster505 no, you wont get arrested, chat bs!

[ultrawierddude]

00:42 XD

[scorchgid]

I love it i love it seriously where did you get such great material XD

[pirosoffaireyes]

That's fucked...

[CiJeay02]

@LeonSKennedy828 aside from the fact that that's exactly the reason 95% of weed smokers smoke weed, there is no reason why you would fill up hospitals with people experiencing disorientation

[BiGJoEMo]

HAAaaaaaaaaahhahaahhaha!!! "You motherrrfukkerrr" the way he said that... hahahahahahhahha

[DjHamHam411]

lol Old man VS. Weed man! The epic battle of the street! Coming to you in the Fall of 2011! -I go to see that. lol better than anything Twilight can come up with.

[ghettoTV1]

fist in his ass?

[xboxrulez12]

LOL Ripped Down by and old man! R0FL!

[TheMrSirChops]

ah hahaha! Oh that makes me homesick. I miss SF. Great clip

[SauronsEye]

Yeah the magician for working for his money.

Boo the stoner, street beggar. He's getting money because he's like the modern day village idiot and people are laughing at him.

[angryafghan]

@SauronsEye He could become the magician's assistant, they'd be great together. "..and for my next trick, I will make my fist disappear."

[selbstmord123]

I hate how old people can do wathever the fucking want, and no matter how wrong they are, people will always support them, just cuz they are old.

[SauronsEye]

@selbstmord123 As you get older and gain wisdom, you'll learn to understand why your current position is wrong.

[selbstmord123]

@SauronsEye As you get smarter and gain common sense, you'll learn to understand why your current opinion is wrong.

[xXWhySoSeriousClanXx]

i was waiting for him to go, "i want to show u a magic trick Mr.Stoner..." then he puts a pencil on a table standing str8 up, the stoner walks ova casually, AND BAM!!! Joker style....

[hoopla993]

So uh, who won?

[xXWhySoSeriousClanXx]

@hoopla993 magician, totally pwned the stoner

[smurfsup2241]

Lol he looks like the kfc Cornell

[MrGhettoBretto]

is that part of the act putting his fist up his ass

[mrrrloc]

rent is too damn high

[psalib89]

Did they end up death?

[ScoobysDisciple]

haha HE- larious!

[xMrSubZ3ROx]

for some reason the magican reminds me of Kernal sanders ? 

[SauronsEye]

@xMrSubZ3ROx Colonel Sanders, please.

[oilpond]

God i love you guys...

[legoeeer]

HAHA ONLY CALI GETS IN N OUT OH YEAH!

[MiddleEasternGuy]

That truly is an average day in America. :P

[Youreverydayvlogger]

Im submitting this to RWJ, is that ok? This is pretty funny

[Blunty3000]

@Youreverydayvlogger I wish you wouldn't. That guy is a hack who parasitically leeches off the work of other people.

[AK410]

@Blunty3000 soooooooo true!

[plusgood15]

@Blunty3000 My jealousy detector is tingling.

[sooot175]

@Blunty3000 Truth.

[jieyeow]

@Blunty3000 you serious???? its not like he steals credit off ppl.. he acknowledges the uploader of the original vids =/

[regtracker]

@jieyeow lol so "ok somebody sent me this link/video the other day" qualifies as giving credit to the original uploader does it? That's all i ever hear him say. I can see Blunty's point of view( not that i would agree

[jieyeow]

@regtracker yeh but in the info section he provides the link to the original upload of the video.. and in the end it also boosts views of original videos.. okay granted that he might not provide harvard style referencing to the vids, but at least he's decent enough to provide the link of the original vids and encourage people to check them out as well

[KvizY]

@Blunty3000 agreed.

[CiJeay02]

@Blunty3000 i wish i could thumbs up this a thousand times

[FifthRig]

@Blunty3000 Hello pot! Meet kettle!

[TheRealAndrewJackson]

@Blunty3000 while at the same time often getting them thousands more views in the process

[Left4Friends]

@Blunty3000 He's the biggest tool the internet has ever had. I don't know why, but I wish that he'd just get banned or something. He has tons of copyright content from so many users, And yet nobody does it because their videos "GET VIEWS". Just let him, Then call copyright infringement. Either way you get a 1+ since he'd be that close to the borderline between Life and Death.

[THAHITMAN509]

Chivas! 

[Gregory748]

LOL!

[LemonCups]

I'm a street magician and I smoke weed. I think those two need to hang out and pass one around. More to the point, you haters need to quit judging. It's supposedly a free country. Each to his own. If you don't like weed then don't fucking smoke it. But don't tell me or anyone else how to live our lives.

[DjRadioIbles]

@LemonCups Except weed is illegal at the moment.

[LemonCups]

@DjRadioIbles yeah so is driving over the speed limit (which gets people killed every day) but I see people doing that all the time. So, if you have a point, I'd love to hear it. Furthermore, try asking yourself the most important (and ignored) question in this debate. "Why is it illegal?" or better "Why should it remain illegal." Without a victim, there is no crime.

[DjRadioIbles]

@LemonCups If the cops don't see it, you've gotten away with it. If they do, you get punished. Have you seen any cops nearby anyone you see speeding? I'm just stating the fact that it is illegal, I'm not trying to start some moral question of should it or should it not be illegal, I'm just saying that just because it's a "Free country", that it doesn't mean there aren't laws that need to be followed.

[angryafghan]

@DjRadioIbles So homosexuality suddenly became acceptable only when the laws changed?

[DjRadioIbles]

@angryafghan what the hell do homosexuals have to do with this? I'm not trying to start some kind of moral argument about whether pot is OK or not, I'm just saying it's illegal and that's why you don't have the freedom to just sit down and smoke a joint whenever you want, which is what you implied in your original comment. I deal with facts only, not POV's or opinions in a debate.

[angryafghan]

@DjRadioIbles Obviously it's illegal but the point is, should it be illegal? Homosexuals were imprisoned up until the 1960s, when did it suddenly become acceptable to be a practising homosexual? Morality is derived from the law.

[DjRadioIbles]

@angryafghan I'm not going to go into that argument. Again, I have said that I am just telling you that you can't just sit down and smoke a joint on the reasoning that America is a free country (which it really isn't, because it has laws).

[SauronsEye]

@LemonCups ...Urrrm yes we will tell you how to live your life when a person's drug taking imposes itself in a negative way on society through theft to service the habit, driving while under the influence, long term users developing mental or other disorders that needs treatment using public money, then responsible citizens will step in and say, this is not good for society and must be stopped.

[DocKro23]

@SauronsEye

Everyone of those things alcohol does to us, yet no one will stop it.

[angryafghan]

@SauronsEye I take it you were referring to alcohol in that post.

[MutantBamHammer]

hahahaha....fucking oompa loompas....they're hilarious

[awsomeppl999]

that is the greatest thing ive seen in my entire life

[IcEye89]

Damn, I really looked forward to see the popular "Pull the bunny out of the stoner"-Trick.

[Starguy93]

Stay off his lawn.

[Alex2zl]

skin irritation?

[TheDive99]

hhmn " i loved san fransisco" .... "ill put my fist in your ass"

[productions30]

It's an old magic trick..

Put his fist in a stoners arse and pull out a blunty video...HAAA

[mellin4820]

Why are people talking about Arizona as if its only in CA? lol i live in Minnesota and we have it...

[501th]

lol good onesorry for pun Magician wood win

he pull rabbit out off the Stoner ass

[allison88888]

go little man go!

[jdp2234]

I lol'ed great vid.

[vcval]

i guess the fisting video was to naughty for youtube hey lol

[angryafghan]

"useless pothead" sorry Blunty just lost a lot of respect for you, I thought you were more open-minded than that.

[angryafghan]

@angryafghan In fact your views on cannabis use are completely at odds with your very liberal views on homosexuality. Think about that.

[mellin4820]

@angryafghan and you have respect for the loser on the street asking for drug money?

[SauronsEye]

@angryafghan I've been to the outback and seen the wide open plains, nothing there, much like a person whose mind is too open.

[DocKro23]

@angryafghan

Why? Potheads are totally useless.

[angryafghan]

Nobody begs to buy weed

[dragon18525]

poor stoner! i know how it is =/

anyone spare $1 for weed?

[wa5t3land]

Lmfao what a funny old man lol

[Strulenthia]

that was one brave old man :D good on you!!

[hattrickster33]

Oh man this is the best thing on youtube in years!

[missmanatee]

when he yelled "i'll put my fist in...etc" you really should have yelled "you're bluffing!" and taped the result. that's the only way this could have been better.

[ErtomicV]

dude the the magician awesome. damn hipster guy in the middle.

[jm26793]

America! woooo! -.-

[SilotSho]

bitches! =P

[Aeruthus]

Even though the fist in the ass is hilarious I find the best part of the video is when he mutters to himself "After buying a license".

[MrTechTester]

ya america is really messed...when i grow up i think im going to move to either Australia or some country in Europe

[Jewboyrules]

Dude its not grape soda its grape juice. Also, NEVER buy anything canned that ends in "aide" in America. You WILL get diabetes.

[UtterPwnage]

robin of locksley?

[robbie4233334]

California is probably gonna legalize weed lol, incase you just didnt here about that Blunty.

[smokindaweed]

@robbie4233334 It is legal.

[Silkspine]

What a classic quote!

[aFrknPuertoRican]

That guy sounds so much like Raleigh Theodore Sakers from Sublime's Robbin' The Hood album, it's ridiculous. That's gotta be Raleigh!

[BryanDil]

i love in n out and Arizona ! california is the best!

[bassdelux]

Don't mess with old people that know magic...it's scary...haha

[cojocoolio]

only in america...lol god i love my country.

we can beg on the streets for illegal stuff and nobody gives a shit! Except street magicians that is...XD

[ThisNameAvailable]

Fucking redneck.

I'll be looking for that bastard next time I'm down there. We'll have a few words about civil rights and public sidewalks.

[sven5710]

beware the short people, there down there and there dangerous

[rudeboy2012]

lol. That was amazing. xD

[rockomundo]

For the next trick, see Mr. Oldiny put his hole fist in a useless pothead's ass!

[skbworld2008]

Should have had Derren brown involved, hed probly hypnotise the drug addict to perform some trick. 

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

lol i love how the way talks and looks is so innocent then he says, "ill put mah fist in your ass right now you motherfucker!"

[LareBearProductions]

Just out of curiosity, did the stoner or the magician ask you to turn off your camera? I could very easily see this is one situation where one of those indestructable Sony TX5 cameras would come in handy.

[Blunty3000]

@LareBearProductions Don't think they ever even noticed me, The iPhone 4 is quite subtle, especially with my "Smirkabout" skin on the back hiding that shiny apple logo ;)

[360cheaters]

@Blunty3000 thanks mate that video cheared me up a shit load, i laughed my ass off nearly "ill put my fist up yer ass mother fucker" lmfao classic.

[TheBenjiable]

Wow... You got really unlucky in SF seeing that... I've lived here for 14 years and I've only seen something like that maybe five times. GIANTS ARE GOING TO SCRAPE THE PHILLIES BTW!!

[alexllorrac]

Yes! My country is awesome lol.

[MrSuitt]

stonners to laid back to do anything xD what a hero

[fudgyboo7687]

God bless America...

...no, realy, we could use a blessing.

[ssjautobot]

i WOULD give money to the magician, but he kinda seemed like a dbag.

[truetype80]

lol give money to the stoner but not the little guy? lame

[PACMAN1134]

stoner fail, little man WIN

[IamTheAntiMartyr]

I somehow think that old guy could actually take him in a fight.

[DavinSteidel]

@IamTheAntiMartyr like bob barker versus happy gilmore

[IamTheAntiMartyr]

@DavinSteidel Yup. I dont blame the old guy for being pissed. He paid for a legal permit to do what he does. I think my local grocer would be pissed if I walked into his store and and eother begged or bartered.

[ThisIsAeroPlane]

@DavinSteidel HAHA

[SauronsEye]

@IamTheAntiMartyr The magician's great great great spinster Aunt could take the stoner in a fight.

[CiJeay02]

welcome to the US

[FlareFoot57]

San Fran-fuckin-cisco! I see these people every day. It's so diverse here.

[syrus638]

aww man I love that Arizona Tea, I love living in California. Ever town has a lil magic man ^^

[JavaCrammer]

"Keep talkin that way I'll put my fist in your ass right now you mother fucker!" hahahaha

[trekkie108]

i was at that exact spot about a month ago :)

[carsonnik]

@trekkie108 I was in that spot too last summer. That street magician's been there for years. When I saw him, he made quite a few mistakes during his tricks, but he was entertaining regardless. Hearing him swear is kind of weird funny though, he was a really nice guy.

[lmckay023]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!