I Got Fired From the Dildo Factory For Sitting On the Job (AsKassem #53)

[Antionioni]

i think ur fly kick was fucking awesome lool

[SuperUnknownXD]

4:21

[477lucky]

at 4:37 what is that song?

[Nazoo1901]

OMAR IS THE SHIT!!!! PRAISE THE OMAR!

[CODPLAYER1996]

@HeyBabes909 yeah I did the same thing lol..

[OfficialDrakeAllen]

4:39 now I know what the G really stands for.... Kassem Gharalbeh

[HighVoltageWeed]

what movie is tht with the kids shouting in bulgarian ? looks funny

[Jimmymoneymoney]

why is kassem 5x more skinny than he usually is in this episode?

[Zeena122]

@kyle12inch O

[niffer452]

The music in the email is from Bo Burnham's "rant."

[xundarz]

i've seen the Jon Fucking Na 1000 times but I still laugh every single time :))

[rileytheawesome]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy its from signs

[lazygearz108]

What movie was that?

[kyle12inch]

@Purreful

[treecebeaast]

Zero day is a great movie like It makes you think and watch with a almost disturbing fascination

[7496876]

funny thing is, i was expecting the alien from signs but when i saw that other dude it actually scared me a little.

[MyBallSackINYOURFACE]

looks like you did some meth while you were in nebraska, skinny faggy fuck

[TheOverDrive1234]

Miya is pretty cute

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

the girl is an attention whore so she won't mind the coomments guys

[HotCheetosMan111]

@HeyBabes909 no I did 2 :(

[HeyBabes909]

@LoveMonkiProductions It's from the movie Signs. That scene was probably the scariest part of the movie but it's a good movie, not scary.

[HeyBabes909]

Am I the only one that covered the screen when the scene from Signs came on? That movie Isnt even scary, but its 2 am

[rulerofcheeze]

@HeyBabes909 i just skipped the whole part

[Kai0o0o0o0]

I just saw Hook last night lol :P

[LoveMonkiProductions]

what movie clip was that?

[MasterSword812]

Hey Lassen u look like an anerexic nerdy version of The Rock

[sshole69]

whats that song at 4:38 ?

[migitman79]

kassemG likes to have but sex with nice peter =3

[WriterGuy101]

Both KassemGs parents werent at his birth

[PepeTheGreat8]

Jumping Jacks now !

Hey ..... Miya ;)

[whipper98]

7:02 best momnet



[DillyDaDood]

Kassem looks skinny huh...stupid greenscreen.

[aditiproductions]

Kassem Gharaibeh.... now I know you're last name.4:40

[abusedsnail1]

what song is that at 4:37

[Jlikepie23]

Fuck, always shit about nebraska

[buangnamon]

what movie reference was that in 1:10????



[mattdunc1]

@buangnamon signs

[thsrocks2016]

he looks like the grinch at 3:33

[EmoMetalHead6666]

1:22 where is that clip from?

[dlkj1998]

how do u get them all in the privates

[funnypumpkinhehe]

...to be honest...that kick was fucking awesome...just saying...

[generaladmiraljon]

should change the name to AsskassemG :D

[wadeh12]

lol do 5 jumping jacks and lets call it a day

[iTzMarquez]

What is the name of the movie that is being previewed

[Swe3ets]

Yer Doing it!!!

[aznbleachmaster]

anyone know the song at 4:37? ive never known the name for it :P

[32simas]

@aznbleachmaster yes

[Natuniva]

NEBRASKA

[chandlymen]

Esta na garaja is behind lmaoo

[pjessica9]

i don't get 4:40?

[HaamSammich]

i got grits on my dick

[chunkyfunkymonkeyguy]

whats the scene from the joaquin phoenix from?

[CoryCohoon]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy Signs.

[MrErrbill]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy the movie "signs"

[BergerTard]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy It's from "Signs"

[Er0y]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy The film Signs. I highly recommend it.

[counterclockwise123]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy I hope you were joking. If you weren't, which I find hard to believe, the movie is Signs.

[pouya3128]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy signs

[rulerofcheeze]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy signs

[seanpca]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy The movie "Signs"

[HighVoltageWeed]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy

movie is called signs i think. if you search up move children vamanos it will be the second video

[aspinall2k8]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy Signs

[JustAnotherYtuber]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy

It's from "Signs", that Shyamalan movie (whatever his fucking name is).

[MABCME]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy shining

[BuckFanks]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy Signs

[jesushidrogo54]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy its from "signs"



[Xlfry]

@chunkyfunkymonkeyguy Signs

[Showinbulge]

Last I heard, people were leaving/have left NetFlix in droves.

[nour26111]

I like that the show became 7 or 8 minutes every time instead of only 4 mins at the earlier episodes.

[wosko]

moar hook references imo

[Mr15Hawkins]

I've 1:09 so many times its a beast =D

[Deathsorerr]

I fucking died on the Signs clip...

[32wallace]

4:36 what's the song!

[DamonRaySmith]

@32wallace Bo Burnham-RANT

[32simas]

@32wallace yes sir

[Masterpain88]

kassemG and john na can you jum into each others mouths?

[NodeOne5hok]

Where's the enthusiasm KASSEM?

[Purreful]

what happens with the shitty greenscreen ?

[dude3verytime]

This show blows so hard netflix popped a blood vessle

[augellca]

signs

[Hitpipman]

What movie is that... The one with Joaquin Phoenix

[megatimtim]

@Hitpipman It's called Signs

[TriforceRay]

@Hitpipman White noise

[Sonicviking1029]

Jimmy Hoffa's body is in Kassems nose

[TheSundayDelight]

what does he even say?

[vadimaaa1]

what movie was that?

[ShinobiGarth]

@vadimaaa1 El Puebla de Diablo

[ArrowSmith95]

why are people such douches to him ?

[dragonforce822]

Kassem Gharaibeh o.o

[lizardkingno2]

i fast forward the peter parts, too boring

[cheese202020]

@lizardkingno2 ur cool -____-

[Swe3ets]

UR DOING ITTTT!!!!

[pjessica9]

press eight. now

[pjessica9]

i cannot get over the signs reference. rastasha garaci it's behinddd

[shmayx2011]

@4:37 Bo Burnham music! :)

[mcbwianVSmcvInk]

i want myas vagia in my nose

[HeadEXplosianstudios]

his full name is kassem gharaibeh?

[anlocati]

i would rather join epic meal time's netflix free trial

[MusicTewns]

Kassem G has a big nose.

[Skyk0rn]

@KassemGtwo do you have any murrica? that's surprising, since i though all the dildos come from china to the us, coz our yellow friends want you to be prepared for the bright future. know what i mean?

[Imozart0341I]

Its Behind! hahaha

[Caminacels]

ah, thank you for disarming that scene from signs for me... people have been laughing at me for years, because i actually find that movie, and that scene particularly, very scary.

[RyanKMakesMusic]

The Signs part made me laugh really hard! Best AsKassem moment ever :D

[01Mulisha]

Lmao at the Signs Part XD haha

[FeldDogg]

I laughed so fucking hard at the Signs part.

[leglaw6]

oh jon is so cute lol

[mrsiloveyouboy]

Press 8 for MMM!

((:

[evilantman1]

bo burnham at 4:37

[harlowsolid]

I put in Kassem's code for Netflix and it took me straight to the gay porn and children's videos...

[M4A1AcOg]

im gonna go home and rethink my life.

[thegoodonez]

googa prus

[iraidx]

chocolate milk

[thestonedfly]

Kassem likes the lovin'... All over his face.

[normalpsychology]

Listen to me and listen carefully. When I saw the "Signs" scene editing with the guy strutting through... I laughed out loud. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I love this channel.

[KevinoKadyroDeliro]

i like to repeat "jon fucking na" when they put the effect in the video :)

[dancepablodance]

the edited scene from "signs" is much scarier than the actual one

[Xxprodigy181]

Choked and nearly died at 1:13

[Rapter560]

move ur fucking nose i cant see anything

[brady1465]

what song is that when your on the gmail page?

[Spamoonfire]

@brady1465 Believe Me - Fort Minor

[chipsnever957]

4:13 over and over

[aqworlds20]

3:28 The girl is sliding down towards his face.

I wonder what goes through his mind.

[blogyourface]

kassem puts sand down his pants to make the crabs feel at home

[OlagHai]

Can you lead Muslim prayers?

[SnappyK9]

notice how when he stabs those guys he gets the girl right in the vagina. hes an expert

[inospeakenglay]

Where the fuck are my california ons?

[MikeMcMikeable]

"Googer prus"... It cracks me up everytime he says it.

[jdthebigone]

i lol'd so hard at omar being the alien.

[Elijah1595]

@jdthebigone I'm laughing so much right now....

[johannesrose93]

Please tell me, Who would win if Chuck Noris and Jon Fucking Na was having a dance off?

ps. This show is soooo shitty

[MrJenkosMaximos]

can any one tell me what film thats from thanks

[brent8910]

4:38 Did Bo Burnham give you permission to use his song? You pharaoh fucker.

[sphereballs]

I don't get this.

[hayden121995]

MR. FAGGOT GHARAIBEH

[FruitBootinFTW]

Gharaibeh?! what the fuck kind of last name is that you queer.

[hopeali13]

Joaquin Phoenix is sooo sexy..

[TomJayGuitar]

I was going to comment on how redonkulously low her leggings are riding, but then I saw she's wearing a belt... Right? Not that I'm complaining either way.

[ShilohNova]

I love this show

[lalalaohai]

unlimited :) yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bentleyboy72]

im from nebraska :)

[MrEaglesfan221]

that chick is sexy

[pussiliya]

Whenever Kassem looks at miyas ass he's imagining a naked Jon fuckin Na.

[zacharyfox911]

I used Kassem's link to sign up for netflix! jk I used sxephils....

[SLIPKNOT133EDGES]

HAHAHAHA.

[91mymelody]

lmaoooo

[johhny117]

was that Omar that was BEHIIIND?

[DJshoop13]

whats the scene with the kid saying is behind

[brownkid12321]

What's the difference between Kassem and a freezer? Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out.

[brownkid12321]

Kassem hangs around with criminals because he finds assholes irresistible.

[viktorsjogren]

That remake of the signs thingy was awesome

[Sheebs685]

The movie clip is from signs!

[Mave432]

i want to go home and re-think of my life.

[summermusic14]

OMG what movie was that clip from?

[beauanddustinunleash]

@summermusic14 signs



[TheMissDawson]

I saw your last name!!

[linkrox777]

1:12 hahahahahha

[bythebeard]

Peter Ralis is a FAG. take him off the show.

[IwuvVagina]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what film is that from???

[redisthehead]

@IwuvVagina Signs

[TheEmptyMayoJar]

at @4:37 you can see what the 'g' stands for

[nzn666]

CUT THE MOVIE BUZZ CRAP!!

[ribava]

Press 7 for Hot Ass for

Press 8 to get Kassem Inserting Dildo

[Mrericsson22]

nice dodge challenger :D

[TheBlargh3124]

was that thhe fupler music?



[iuld]

KassemG has to ride a tank because the main gun is the only place where his nose will fit.

[daredevil7079]

Fuck you Kassem. Signs is the one horror movie that I cannot watch. I had happily gone 3 years without seeing a single second of it. And now this. It's midnight and I'm home alone. I hate you.

[hnaaat]

what is this shit

[yaxofossiad]

Lol omg the Signs part was so good. Hilariousness!

[Badazlaxplaya024]

you get some fucking stupid video responses. Like ones that just make people seem stupid.