Tv Ad - Axe Dark Temptation: Chocolate Man

[MyChainsAreGone7777]

crap this is my deodorant...now im in trouble

[BrendanIsCool]

Jew race mixing is becoming more overt.

[SixtySixPixels]

he poohs chocolate

[novidsfrome]

...holyshitwhatthefuckmyeyes

[elleaf]

This ad is soooo creepy. Also, that stuff smells terrible.

[TheInfamousR00]

Creepy this commercial is terriyfying. Glad they dont show it anymore

[guyboy625]

vore

[monkeysoulpoet]

0:19 THEY'RE EATING HIS BRAIN!!!!

[bigbangscore]

its the eyes man...the eyes!

[CrazyThemeParkManiac]

i hate when i use axe and i look like im on coke

[itachiuchiharoxs711]

WHAT... THE.... *&%#

[BobMcCob]

So amazing. Sticks in your mind, doesn't it? Great, terrifying ad.

[lautour]

creepy and horrible

[TheHeartlessNerd]

Now imagine what happens when the Chocolate wears off.... no arm or nose...

[matty406]

Oh god this advert was so strange.

[ncon328]

lmao 0:39 - "I'm so hungry I could eat an ass"

[crayxt6]

@Dafunkforlife

thanks a ton mate

[crayxt6]

whats the song in the background

[Dafunkforlife]

@crayxt6 Allen Toussaint - Sweet touch of love

[ShanteezyEstMoi]

i loooove this commercial..cuz i looooove chocolate lmao

[changita123]

@Shield1751 man made of chocolate = any woman's dream come true! lol :P

[Ananomouse]

I'm not going to sleep well this night....

*shiver*

[BoomHeadSh0tZz]

Brings bak good times when i was a kid ;)

[Marinemauro]

oh tell you he literally melts down when he sees a hot chick!

[myblueandme]

thats how girls love me in my area

[SBarsinister]

It's Mr. Hanky! Hidey Ho!

[gumzy1996]

Favorite commercial ever.

[gumzy1996]

I wonder how intercourse is gonna be for him...

[Bassman19013]

@gumzy1996 Sweet?

[JulienDurden]

it looks like a dude made out of shit.

[MrMinecraftMan15]

How is he chocolate? I have the deodorant of this. It has a hint of chocolate smell, but it's mostly musk.

[chillercm]

@MrMinecraftMan15 lol I find it smellls really chocolately, I dont use it anymore, for some reason I think black people should use this deodorant.

[hellhammermsa]

Ya, this is creepy lol

[pricklyphlox]

He can regenerate his chocolatey tissues, innards, organs, muscles, nerves and skin, so do not pity him.

[fiagrey]

Creepy as f***.

[friendssmoking]

Lol I dont care what yall people think its just chocolate bud dam id laugh more if it was a racist joke should say like... once you go black you never go back XD

[Bassman19013]

@friendssmoking ....good one!

[friendssmoking]

@Bassman19013 yeah i was probably high two months ago

[rocks0r]

I'd love to be the one who makes the castings for Axe ^^



[ChildOfManyFaces]

My mom got my brother some of that stuff, it doesn't actually smell like chocolate, it just gives me a headache.

[kryptondude1]

axe... you scary!!!

[RichardMedic]

Is it true that Obama will be Axe's new Chocolate Man? See it at Branded Alive.

[TheAarontheblackmage]

now imagine if Chocolate Man was Chocolate Woman and she was being chased around and eaten by men. this ad would have never have made it to T.V.

[gamefreak0931]

You can keep your smile know, Chocolate Man, but soon, OH SO VERY SOON, it will be SUMMERTIME!!!

[vgcatsfan1]

RIP fun funs

[TheSpookyBalls]

4 sum reason i think this commercial is racist but im not sure how

[HarryBlueRuler]

I just love the look on his face as someone steals his arm.

[BabyyuuLuiseau355]

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[MyWilliam1996]

this.... this is horrible! aaah! this man is clearly suffering! AXE turned him into a hideous chocolate monster, and now women are horrifyingly biting chunks off of him! he is not a chocolate bar for the love of god women! HE IS A HUMAN BEING!.....ahem...



[Haukthefurry]

ZOMG SHE ATE MY DICK!

[parodyfreaks101]

i have this kind of axe and it actually doesnt smell like chocolate at all, it smells really good though. i usually hate axe but this one is worth getting

[t4ls]

fuck this commercial is scary

[valleychick6969]

@t4ls lol

[zvermilyer3]

@t4ls

Well, look at this way: no matter how many bites women take out of Chocolate Man, he's always whole again by the next scene, so apparently he can regenerate. And he doesn't seem to feel any pain; he seems to be enjoying himself. So it isn't that scary.

[AEG724]

@zvermilyer3 He's a homunculus!! O.O

[CaptainAzul4]

0:20 i totally would have pulled my head back

[RYAN2009WINSTON]

in the uk its called 'lynx' ye so our version sounds better

[dasgdasg]

THEY WANT TO EAT HIS PENIS

[RoarMcprime]

Tried this and some gay guy touched my butt.. :/

[Melohalo]

Somehow I get the feeling that smelling like Chocolate only gets you fat women.

[justinjones725]

@Melohalo not really

[TheMrOct]

This commercial came out in 2008

That was a great year to remember

Miss that commercial

[XTREMEPOWERRUSH]

NOW_There is a man, Id like, to give a BJ too.

[Andrewfromwork]

same thing happened to me 3 days ago, thank god i can melt myself a new arm.....pheew

[corilolo]

fff

[KnackigeKnackwuerste]

whats the name of this song?

[DUSKtheIMPALER]

Chocolate?... DID YOU JUST SAY CHOCOLATE!!!?.... CHOCLOLATE!!!!!

[iluvtdi12]

Nom, nom, nom :3

Best. Scent. Ever.

[gabrielgmtsc]

This deodorant is very good!

[Scythewielder137]

lol.this is linked from nightmare fuel.

[Amygondor]

@Scythewielder137 In tv tropes.

[HamonLord]

and I still have to say "woah" at the man literally being turned in chocolate.

[HamonLord]

I seen this commerical several times before I ever visited TvTropes regularly.

[eeugenie]

I will eat him to... jaja chocolate ;)

[zingtea]

Wow. Reverse the genders in this ad and see if it's still funny.

[ignoranceandcrisps]

The first time I saw this ad, I swore never to use Dark Temptation. I don't want people eating me!

[AxelWedstar411]

This is one weird add!

[LadyYuzuki]

scariest axe commercial ever

[ReeferBuddy]

@LadyYuzuki it's called DARK temptation....wht were u expecting?

[LadyYuzuki]

@ReeferBuddy

Something sexy and dark haha

But not... a... chocolate man. >.>

[Immemerable]

uhk........

[Bloddyfriend]

Trololo.

[BigCruncca]

Yes indeed, a little Warning to all Women. Man will make you FAT!

[ReeferBuddy]

@BigCruncca i like big boned women....

[SusanaKiwiII]

ese comercial es genial, pero al mismo tiempo me da miedo!

[brickmaster24]

man this never gets old

[XTREMEPOWERRUSH]

I'M, IN CONFLICT, AM I HUNGRY OR HORNY... OH WELL, I GUESS, THE BEST, OF BOTH... REMINDS ME, OF THE BLACK-WIDOW. SHE *#@!s, THEN CONSUMES HIM....

[24kbrant1]

one of the best commercials ever

[willjack2106]

best axe ad ever.

[julianstocks]

whats this song.. i like it!

[atomicbleep]

@julianstocks: 'Sweet Touch of Love' by Allen Toussaint.

/watch?v=GZmkMp713aI

[julianstocks]

@atomicbleep k thanks!

[kayt33mac]

LOL omg when that girl takes a bite outta his ass....LMAO

[brittanyhudsonn]

this is wierd.

[reggievandamx]

I wear this scent, and can confirm the ladies dig it! But it helps that I'm so fly as well! :) Holla!

[666tabarnak]

The blond at 0:24. That's it.

[quete123]

sexy sexy

[thinBillyBoy]

2:24 - It's my d*ck in a box! Or it should be...

[allievideos992]

im a girl and i bought chocolate axe spray(;

[KnackigeKnackwuerste]

whats the song?

[zubiac]

@KnackigeKnackwuerste

read the description?

[BrianMagnumFilms]

i'd be sort of creeped out if a guy ripped off his nose and put in on my ice cream.

[chevyman5436]

Problem is... don't fat dudes love chocolate too?

[TylerFanitetv]

i have this fragance and it smeels just like ice cream no joke

[jaazmyyn1]

hahahhaha!

[mmm4466]

That's a scary face...

[ryuukatamura]

FFFFFFFFFF

nightmare fuel ;_;

[brickmaster24]

I actually bought this stuff no women chased me

[soulreaper979]

@brickmaster24 really? i sprayed it in the elevator at school and i almost got raped

[brickmaster24]

@soulreaper979 wow a bunch of girls tried to rape you lol

[13RainD]

@soulreaper979

rofl :)))

[TheNERFDUDE97]

isnt it called lynxs

[junior22hardy]

@TheNERFDUDE97 wtf



[TheNERFDUDE97]

@junior22hardy in the UK we dont have axe this advert was for lynks temptation in the UK

[junior22hardy]

@TheNERFDUDE97 hey my bad i didnt know

[tvrulesnation]

I love how lynx/axe ads are so ridiculously OTT like ''hey spray this on & get all the woman'' but are fucking hilarious

[GoooonyGooGoo]

was the hand in the box reference to dick in a box. if not, they should have reshot that scene!

[ricc2154]

He's gonna have the WORST blowjob in history. 

[ironshadow89]

@ricc2154 not really if you think bout it

[OneCorruptedSoul]

@ricc2154 At least the women can eat his semen.

[alzappa1]

@OneCorruptedSoul LOL ur GF cant eat ur semen WTH it just not in choco flavaour that all -.-

[OneCorruptedSoul]

@alzappa1

No. I'm talking about the chocolate semen. CHOCOLATE SEMEN. CHOCOLAAAATE SEMEEEEN!

[kimberlymarie21990]

So men will not bathe unless they'll be getting pussy out of it... wow so very predictable. Kind of pathetic, and Axe is pathetic and their ads are mentally retarded.

[RevanMarek79]

I think really, that most Axe's smell too strong. Some of em are good. anyways

[marracotube]

Vegaolmosponce is the agency's name?

they don't know how to market themselves.

[Greenpolkadotpiggy]

iudlfhsjfhlshi That shit smells so good <33333 :)

[alanshanelewis]

if you're a black man you'd know this is what goes down daily

[TheDoctorR86]

and i always thought Axe was a cheap rip off to Lynx

[babyfods18]

Subliminal Message *white women love chocolate men*

[WolfQueene]

@babyfods18 Ain't it the truth, though.

[andrewwadelol]

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[andrewwadelol]

lol i love that viedo

[AfroWalkerSamurai]

lol wait'll they get a taste of the cream he produces rofl.

[chimez4]

haha why didn't they just use a black guy on this commercial?

[jorenbassant]

how the f*ck did the make this?

[slappymannn]

TV tropes has ruind this for me =[

Now i just imagine it reversed and then the ensuing moral outrage at the sexism.

[chickenpoper]

lol i bet he gets BJ's alot lol since hi dong is like a snickers bar XD

[LightBrand]

How is this NOT racist?

[ladiiszman217]

@LightBrand how is it racist ?



[chimez4]

really? a white man wearing edible chocolate-face isn't racist to you?

[trelewis3]

@chimez4 nupe.

[MultiRicoloco]

it would be funny if he was bleeding melted chocolate when that women ripped his arm off

[forgottenmaz]

LOL creepy XD

[Pleasemakesence]

shouldn't he have melted by now? lol.

[LuisinhaAirport]

does anyone know what's this song's name ??

[medocorporation1]

and 1 last thing u r far from being a mature ! u still daddy's girl so try to understand ppl first and don't be a hater ! and stop judging ppl before u get to know them ! do that and u can call ur self a mature !! but this childish games just make ppl hate u !! and i am not racist or sexist ! that's why your so young to understand !!

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 I mentioned how you were both racist and sexist. Rcaist because you mentioned how I can't have asense of humor because i am from the UK which is classing everyone from teh UK as the same. Sexist because you said a man without a penis is a woman and you suggested that it makes him less of a man. I am mature, very mature I just ahte a lot of people. I am not a daddy's girl, I'm a boy. I don't even know my dad so again, you're an idiot.I am not too young to understand.

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 At least I can type properly and not start swearing when I'm not getting my own way, like you. Now that is childish.

[medocorporation1]

@liamissooooocool first I said "not cause u from the UK "u need to learn how 2 read comments , and i have a lots of friends from the uk ! why i am going to be racist ! BTW they are nothing like u ! and i am not a sexiest cause that was actually a joke ! and yeah i may type something wrong ; but i speak ur language can u speak or wright mine : can u talk French or Arabic , i guess not ! will i speak ur language maybe not that good but i do ! and go to hell cause u don't understand a damn shit

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 You made a sexist joke which was wrong.. I misread your stupid, poor typing, I'm very sorry I can't read bullshit.. I don't understand a damn shit? Wtf is that supposed to mean? pfft.. I understand a lot, more than I want to.. And again you are another person who thinks you are really smart just beacuse you can speak several languages.. That doesn't automatically make you smart, idiot.. I actually could talk some french when I was taught at school and I did well at it..

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 So you can shut the hell up, you know nothing about me. Just some advice: before you start commenting on an english video, learn english properly. Otherwise you just look like a dumbass. You don't even know basic biology.. women have vaginas and a womb and a uterus. Just beacuse a man has no testicals or no penis doesn't mean he automatically develops female sex organs which would make him female.. So you are basically a dumb shit.. Learn english better and then reply to this..

[medocorporation1]

@liamissooooocool That just proves how stupid u r u don't understand a fucking thing !! so u the one who needs to shut the fuck up !! u idiot hating bitch !! hooooooowa dumb shit , Grow up slut

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 And explain how the hell this explains how stupid I am. You have no reason to say that apart from your hate for the truth I speak. I understand lots of things thank you. But I don't usually come across idiots who type this poorly and just insult me without reason.. lol What am I saying? The world is full of imbeciles like you.. Just explain to me how I'm stupid? I'm not the one who doesn't understand basic biology, I'm not the one that types poorly or comments on foreign videos

[medocorporation1]

@liamissooooocool I don't have to explain anything to u dumb ass , if u r smart like u said u will have understood what i mean ; and u r the one who is stupid , u don't know ppl very well throw the Net and u can't know their IQ , going around youtube hating and calling ppl Stupids and u didn't even bother to see ur self ;And i am smarter than u , stupid ; i do math equation programing and numerical analysis + a lot useful and cool stuff , u r just that dumb girl who thinks she is smart bt No st

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 If you read my comments you would know that I am a boy.. No wwho can't read comments? I can do anything is i'm taught and I put my mind to it like anyone else. So I'm not commenting to this anymore. I have more important people to care about. What am I supposed to understand? That you're insulting soemone you don't even know? I knew that part so just shut up. You knwo nothing about me. Bye.

[medocorporation1]

@liamissooooocool hoho shoking cause ur talk is just like a little girl who didn't have a barbie doll to play with ; and don't copy me stupid ass mother fucker, and u r the who start the shit stupid , if u have a little dignity on u which u don't have btw u won't going around youtube insulting ppl and u don't like it when they reply back , and make u so stupid ; and who gives a shit about u , to me u r still a mama's boy waiting for someone to change ur diapers, like i told u before if u reply

[medocorporation1]

@liamissooooocool Like i told u before n if u reply it u just prove 2 me what a kid u r , and dying to have the final word !!

[SuperTheToaster]

D: hows he gonna play with his chocolate bar? they ripped his arm off!

[Acornsniper]

they're all so hot D:

[lacostic]

story of my life

[jeffrydahlmer888]

This is really bizarre..like 'Night of The Living Dead' or something..

[Icalasari]

Ah, I remember thi-WAIT A MINUTE THE NOSE HE TORE OFF COMES BACK! THE GUY CAN FUCKING REGENERATE!

[vince0123]

what if my dick gets bitten off

[medocorporation1]

@vince0123 you will be officially a women !! Lol just kidding ^^ :P

[liamissooooocool]

@medocorporation1 You do know that women don't just have a blank space? Wow.. some people are so idiotic.. -_-

[MdMedia21]

@vince0123 it be funny if chocolate dick squirts chocolate milk as sperm and regular milk as piss

[vince0123]

@MdMedia21 yes and my dick will get bitten off hahaha

[monimoni0147]

he looks like WTF DUDE

XD

[norma17ze]

Hahaha Looks delicious :P

[jccw227]

I showed this video to a friend once. His only reply was, "I don't know what to tell you except at least he got his butt bitten off by a hot blonde."

[maheenx3]

it smells so good ;D

[MrBuckeyeFan]

The only problem is, guys like chocolate too. Especially fat guys.

[attackman456]

@MrBuckeyeFan lol i agree...im one of them (not fat im kinda fit KINDA) if i saw him hes definatly snack

[sodabottles]

High Octane Nightmare Fuel indeed.

[MegaFilip00]

best comercial ever!

[PPPuuuDDDing]

The ladies will bite your dick off (Warning)

[ashleewashere101]

hahaha, funny commercial. I'd take a bite ;)