Kyubey wants you to make a contract

[deamondogboy]

No thanks :) I have to go to track practice in a few minutes.

[JumboCactuars]

Kyubey:

How are you magical girls!!

All your souls are belong to us.

You are on the way to witchification.

You have no chance to be happy or have fun.

HA HA HA HA . . . .

[Natalie1290xo]

I WISH FOR BOOBS!!!! :D

[Natalie1290xo]

@Natalie1290xo Totally worth it xD

[chelseafcrocks82]

-I wish boys could become magical girls too, so we could all laugh at their asses in little fluffy dresses >:)

[chelseafcrocks82]

Why doesn't the little furry evil just make someone wish for SPOLIERS the heat death of the universe to be stopped?

[Archimonde259]

@chelseafcrocks82 Not every wish is possible to grant, you know. If the Incubators could do that they'd probably have fixed the problem a while ago.

Madoka alone could perhaps have done that, but she chose to save magical girls instead, Coobie got trolled XD

[catsndogs98]

Put romantic music on and suddenly Kyubey wants to do a little something something on a side. like those ponies.....for a contract.

[a0001521]

Kyubey is scarier than Giygas and BEN combined

[eternalpengel87]

15 people hate everything good in life.

[Privateadress3]

Why can't I feel my face?

[DeathEvilBunny]

IT'S SO CUTE.

[vexingbrat]

I wish all Magical Girls had the power to heal and restore witches back to their normal human selves instead of killing them. Kyubei's kind get the energy they need and more, Magical Girls are no longer in danger of a terrible fate, and those who became witches can have a second chance at life.

(there's probably still a loophole that Kyubey can twist and fuck around with >>; )

[VanillaFirefly1]

0:00 Me: Oh it's kyubey (◕‿◕)

0:10 Me: Ehehe .......Eh? (◕╭╮◕)

0:55 Me: S-somehow he's even closer (⊙▂⊙)

1:45 Me: UWAHHHH!!! STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL!!!

Kyubey:....／人●‿‿●人＼

[GrapefruitNeko]

I think my wish will be to stop Kyubey - dunno why but I hate him x.x

[d0ntl00kb4ck]

I wish for immortality to all magical girls, including myself.

[Whackjood]

@d0ntl00kb4ck Which means you become a witch immune to all magical girls. Good job on screwing over the world there, bro.

[tommybui]

is it possible to torture kyubei as wish xD? like saya who eats kyubei?

[wolfman6696]

I get one wish huh? OK I wish to take your place Kyubey and you take mine, so that I can give girls the power to become magical girls and be immortal, and you become my first magical girl/furry creature.

[PCSomeGuy]

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!

A contract made with a teenager without the consent of a legal guardian is null and void!

[kitsuneshin]

this is scary O_O

[HollisterCheetah]

I would like to be able to fly and control water and wind, can i be a magical girl now kyubey?? How do I transform??? :D

[Mangobitz]

I'll make one,

I wish for two guns.

XD

[samusmex]

hey, whos messing up with my little hellish kitty?

[TheRamosOnline]

It's like 3 minute screamer!

[BrightestDream]

I can't even watch this. It's like it's devouring my soul......Oh, right.

[a0001521]

scarier than all raep faic video combined

[Garionfeld]

i just say.....

i would love to give him a...

CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!!

[EyrieKun]

how2killkyubey? 

[SammEater]

If I make a contract can I pet you? :P

[tatusnosuke]

If I make one contract could I heal my friend?

[xAyuAngelx]

what could possibly be scarier?! QAQ" -runs and hides-

[newbarumba]

ho paura del suo sguardo

[wator11]

meh i didn't want to sleep this night anyway...

[LelouchCommandsYou]

I wish I had a shooting range all to myself where I could shoot you over and over again. Best live game ever. Damn Rat/Cat/Ferret piece of shit.

[bellasan14]

if i make the contract can i fly?

[Whackjood]

@bellasan14 Anything is possible if you make a contract~

[MangaSt]

I'm scared O_O

[hontonegorin]

*mute* Oh, that's better.

[Lugiaskr]

i never realized it was zooming in lD

[ParuParo95]

He was so cute.

BUT HE WAS EVIL D:

[NekoNekoMe123]

Reaction after watching; MAMA!! I DONT WANNA DIE!!!

*in a corner babbling nonsense while crying and rocking back and forth like a crazy*

[VideoGameResearcher]

I thought for a second this would be a screamer.....

[KageNinja75]

get away get away get away *shoots screen*

.....knew i shouldnt have watched it in full screen

[appleprism]

Kyubey similar to Kero from CCS? You gotta be kidding me, blog people. If Kero meets Kyubey, he'll pee-pee instantly.

[ninjamitsuki]

This reminds me of the OST Bluesummers from Trigun.

[a0001521]

i expected massive ear rape

[carteremilys]

I think he is getting close >.>

[XerosXIII]

Mr.Popo's pet

[floralauraproactive]

It's like looking at the gates of hell watching this, scared as shit, poo my pants.

[JessePrower]

Did anyone else expect a pop-scare from this?

[BloodyGir7]

o‿‿o

im scared

xD

[MarvinForever42]

Thumbs up if you actually sat through the entire thing JUST to see if anything happened. :P

[MarvinForever42]

Would you like to make a contract with me? ／人◕‿‿◕人＼

[IamSailorMoon0025]

@MarvinForever42 i want to make a contract!

[kalacs32]

FUCK? I'LL MAKE IT! I'LL MAKE IT, JUST BLINK, PLEASEEEE!!!

[Donalddesu]

Kyubey suppose to be in pokemon...

"Who's that pokemon!? Is Kyubey!!"

[charold9000]

sounds reminds a doom 64 music

thumbs up

[masterberry]

Being meguca is suffering.

[Bhikshu2]

GET BACK YOU SWINE! I... I KNOW LATIN TOO! YOU CAN'T SCARE ME!

;-;

[ayoama]

This actually beats Faceless Squall in terms of creepiness.

Oh God.

[megatokiorio]

that's a cute cat

[thewizard1922]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS CREEPY I GONNA HAVE BAD DREAMS D=

SHE IS LOOKING AT MY SOUL HELP ME PLEASE D=

[thewizard1922]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS CREEPY I GONNA HAVE BAD DREAMS D=

[LaRiviera]

／人◕‿‿◕人＼ : "Would you do it for a Klondike Bar?"

[Whackjood]

@LaRiviera Yes.

[BlackRockShooter111]

@LaRiviera if you make it umlimited then yes.

[X01Naughty]

／人◕‿‿◕人＼

[Drivensuperior]

Ganon: IT BURNS!

[andyjay729]

Way to make moe terrifying, Japan.

[SorrowfulLolita]

This music really reminds me of Giygas music from the Earthbound game (search it up) so this is evern more disturbing now...

[Whackjood]

@SorrowfulLolita Silly Lolita, assuming I don't know what Giygas is.

[PukyBear]

@SorrowfulLolita Maybe hes Giygas pet :D

[shengaochan]

THIS IS THE FACE OF EVIL!!

[Chiisana00]

-LAUGHING MY ASS OFF- Oh starring contest xD

[brb1006]

It's an Anime version of SAW!

[VenomLeon]

Kyubey is better than all them Pokemon's

[SgtHydra]

I wish that I couldn't make wishes.

*universe implodes*

[LaXnyd]

Me: "Ryuk.... come here... please, give me the death note. I will sell my soul to save those girls. I will kill Kyubey."

[BleachOD]

Something about that angelic face that terrifies the hell out of you

[Rahkshi500]

Kyubey... you magnificient bastard, I've read your BOOK!

[kagomerox10121]

Brainwashing me? XD

[MediaMunkee]

All glory to Hypnotoa-- wait

[17Envy17]

The power of Kyubey compels you! The power of Kyubey compels you!

[TheValsitsor]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

If you feel like dying for this universe, just call us.

[nicepianoplayer]

@TheValsitsor That line pretty much sums up the "WTF?!?!" feeling I had the entire last episode...

[Clarinerd617]

@nicepianoplayer I watched it twice, and the second time I had the VLC volume down low, and iTunes volume high, and I was playing Cruel Angel's Thesis. Appropriate?

[nicepianoplayer]

@Clarinerd617 Well, if it works for you... xD

I'd go with a much creepier music. =o

[ADHDMr]

( ◕ ‿‿ ◕ )

[SuperWaruigi]

I want to make a contract right away! To bad, only girls can make one.

I don't care if I become a zombie or a stone as loang as I have more power.

[Nadpupa]

For years, I thought that the Killer Bunny from Monty Python was the most terrifying creature to ever have existed... I was wrong, I was so wrong.

[Whackjood]

@Nadpupa Man, that bunny was all flowers and rainbows compared to the "black creature of 'arrrgh'" that lived inside the Killer Rabbit's cave.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Whackjood YOUR ON KNOWYOURMEME

[Whackjood]

@ReimuHakureiShrine I noticed bro

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Whackjood Indeed

[NathanRomml]

@ReimuHakureiShrine

Hi Reimu.

[poconyanpocopoco]

Because "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" is so interesting, it seems for me Hummy of "Suite Prevure" is nothing more than Kyubey.

[Whackjood]

@poconyanpocopoco Never watched Suite Pretty Cure myself, but I hope Hummy isn't as suspicious and sinister as Kyubey ;)

[MusicFreakthe4th]

@poconyanpocopoco I will NEVER look at Hummy the same way again o.O

[rvlast]

◕ ‿‿ ◕

[dlwk1988]

hmmm...cant be killed by guns..wonder if i can seal it inside a pokeball

[SuperWaruigi]

@dlwk1988 There will come another copy of Kyubey and eat your pokeball.

[Pikawil64]

After episode 8, Kyubey turns out to be the kind of demons Peter Chimaera would have loved to write:

"No! I must kill the witches" Sayaka shouted

Kyubey said "No, Sayaka. You are the witches"

And then Sayaka was an artsy interdimensional monster designed by someone who clearly tripped on acid and LSD for hours.

[Whackjood]

@Pikawil64 I was thinking of the very same thing just five minutes ago. Well played Pikawil64, well played.

[Vulcapyro]

It's goddamn Gekidan Inu Curry. You can't get any better LSD-influenced animations than him.

[Whackjood]

@Vulcapyro Perhaps we have a misunderstanding, I didn't know where the music for this video originally came from. The animation was never mentioned at any point :P

[Jandeku]

/ /( ◕ ‿‿ ◕ )\ \ contract?

[Mindstormsgek]

You can't kill the bastard......

He got swiss cheesed, and then another kyubey appeared and ate his old body...

[Chaos0Seraph]

where's the BGM from?

[Whackjood]

@Chaos0Seraph No idea what the original source is, I just put "gothic music" into youtube and found it after searching.

[Vulcapyro]

in after plot twist confirms the fanbases image of this guy being satan incarnate

[roflschofel]

I want to make a contract de geso~

[LulzWuts]

GET THE DEMON FROM HELL AWAY FROM ME!

DEAR GOD ALL MIGHT SAVE ME FROM THIS EVIL CREATURE.

I CAN FEEL MY VERY SOUL BEING TAKEN AWAY!

[SYMBV1]

Ep.8 the hell the devil the demon AH!!! KYUBEY!!!

[Pikawil64]

Die, Kyubey! You don't belong in this world! You steal girls' souls and make them your slaves!

[Whackjood]

@Pikawil64 Perhaps the same could be said of all magical girl shows... What is a Walpurgis Night? A miserable little pile of witches. But enough talk... Stare at you!

[necrophadian]

● ω ● i can has contract nao~~?

[Whackjood]

@necrophadian Sure thing! Kyubey is a trustworthy and entirely honest source of wishes for all new Puella Magi! ● ω ●

[sebias2]

@Whackjood I like this one better ◕ ‿‿ ◕

[Whackjood]

@necrophadian Sure thing! Kyubey is a trustworthy and entirely honest source of wishes for all new Puella Magi!

[MysticShadowdude]

Sorry, not interested.

[DisgruntledBarnabus]

Son, I am disappoint.

[Sonicforever231]

@DisgruntledBarnabus

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