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  • Such a cheap video. They didn't make a single sound themselves, it was all done in a program.

  • i love how the music is made entirely from garageband samples

  • I would touch your beard! :D

  • beard I always want a beard lol

  • Homere actualy did not exist

  • lol garageband loops

    

  • This is honestly one of the best things I've seen. Brilliant!

  • Lolololololol

  • no beard

  • beard

  • superman has a beard lol

  • my god! i put this in my favorites years ago and i just found it again! this is awesome! it reminds me of freshmen year!

  • nanners sent me

  • This song should be the song for the true manly man with beards and mustaches mostly beards like me :D and all the other people out there!

  • everybody loves my beard! it is bio-engineered!

  • I have to watch this at least once a month or I can't be functional.

  • hot.

  • my beard has a beard.

  • i have a go-tee :D

  • walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard so you pick it and give it to your wife and she says that's wonderful I've always wanted a flower with a beard

  • IVE always wanted a flower with a beard!

  • I've always wanted a flower with a BEARD

  • Heehee, I'll take 10! =3

  • @mrtheroosterdude Oh my god, so have I!

  • lolololz were can i buy this song :C

  • walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard so you pick it and you give it to your wife and she says thats wonderful ive always wanted a flower with a beard.

    XD

  • The white house has a beard

  • To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe!

  • whats the name of the back up song used from 0:29 to 0:36?

  • I'd like to know, too. xD

  • yeah really! i always hear that in commercials and stuff... kinda sticks with you

  • funny but i think xMDx's version is better SOZ.....

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  • XD hahaha

  • i've always wanted a flower with a beard

  • BEARD~!

  • does chewbacca have a beard?

  • what are you smoking? hahaha,i think no beard looks better.lol

  • ha ha ha. i love beards, this is so funny

  • flower part made me laugh so hard

  • I Cant get enough of this SONG!

  • so amazing i cried

  • Beard! There awesome, i'm growing one

  • mustache!!

    is that an option?

    haha

    if so, mustache :o{D

  • Hahahaha :D

  • you need a beard you look like chuck noris

  • no beard!!!!

  • In Japan they pay with yen...

    What the hell?

  • Lyrics too much for you?

  • ... Yeah.

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • lool, he looks better without the beard.

  • ahhhhhahahaha my favorite ever

  • and ive always wanted a flower with a beard..... totally fucken lame ass, butt totlally cool @ the same time

  • moustashe, lol

  • I want to grow a beard just because of the ending.

  • MOUSTACE

  • Still amazing.

  • =O how did he know I have a beard?

  • I've always wanted a flower with a beard.

  • this is one of the most genius songs I've ever heard!! Great job!!!

  • Funnyyyyyy!!!!!

  • lol, very cute!

  • LOL

    very funny! great video*****

  • NO BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARD!!!

  • ahahah WTF.. who gives a flower with a Beard to their wife... LOL... funny tho!!!!!

  • BEARD OR NO BEARD!

     i can't decide

  • Nice video I don't know lol :)

  • you copied this off picnic face u asshole

  • hey retard look at the dates. this was made first.

  • lol you do know that vampiresoup has close ties with Picnicface, in fact I am pretty sure a few people from Picnicface are connected top this account. Andy Bush for one, try looking at the other videos before calling someone an asshole because you may have just insulted the greatest collective comedy mind on youtube......with the exception of jonlajoie

  • This is all leading up to when you think:

    "This is weird"

    and then, you think

    "Oh great! It rhymes...."

  • Lol! The flower bit pwned.

  • That is soooooooooooooooooo frickinn' funny...........BEARD!!!!!!!!

  • I can post lyrics! Beard, no beard....i iz done.

  • hahahaha,

    that was so funny. i like the flower with a beard that was the best part [:

  • With or without your hot :D

  • i thought they were gonna have mona lisa wit a beard :D

  • how can't u know the lyrics my bro is 9 and he knows the lyrics

  • Please, someone post the lyrics!

  • beard, no beard, thats it.

  • thabks

  • SO GOOD.

  • The extended version by picnicface is better.

  • this is his actual channel you asshole...andy is the one that writes, and directs almost every video that picnicface has..

  • And I was supposed to know that how...? Forgive me for being a human being and making mistakes, good sir. your insult has taught me to be perfect in every possible way.

  • Haha! That was nice.

  • @monkey4soul The y should be capitalized.

  • this song will be in my mind til my last days.

  • lmfao!!

  • guy is hot.

    ...just saying. XD

  • This vid is pure win. Beards are awsome.

  • beard. deffinately.

  • I saw this on CBC a few years ago lol.

  • lol. Very enjoyable.

  • Man, I was just thinking...my wife always wanted a flower with a beard!

  • The white house has a beard XD

  • lol, i want a beard

  • LMAO this is the most awesome thing ever. Recently i got obsessed with my beard lol so i think this deserves to be my theme song:P

  • moustash

  • lol

  • i hope this shit becomes BIG!! it deserves it!! hahaha

  • BEARD

  • beard!

  • i think this is officially my new theme song

    ;]

  • half a beard

  • BEARD

  • "walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard so you pick it and you give it to your wife and she says thats wonderful i always a flower with a beard" that was funny! part 1:08

  • this is so hilarious. 2 of my friends saw this vid along time ago and would sing that song all the time!!!! i found it time that i just HAD to watch it, after hearing them sing it al the time. i'm glad i decided to watch it. it's so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!11

  • walking in the woods you see a little flower. it has a beard. so you pick it and you give it to your wife and she says that's wonderful. i've always wanted a flower with a beard.

  • Beard

  • no beard

  • mustache

  • Weird but still funny.

  • B{D

  • No beard.:D. haha.

  • amazing.

  • i say no chest hair :)

  • NO BEARD

  • beard!!

  • Too great. this vid made me rofl my waffles.

  • I love the little "Bio engineered by little men count to ten in Japan they pay with Yen." Best part of the whole song. :P

  • So, anyone know who DJ Spirograph is exactly?

  • Also, if you push pause at :14, that is the reason why "No Beard" wins. Look at that. mmm.

  • No beard. totally. LOOK AT THE SMOOTHNESS!

    this reminds me of the badger song, especially the first bit.

  • ahh i luv this video!! = ] makes me laugh every time lol

    i am now word perfect, should i be proud? or worried? loll = ] xX

  • I'm not sure what that was, but I am laughing.

  • This song reminds me of...me!

  • the white house had a beard!

  • This song is truly Chuck Norris worthy :P

  • best song over made

  • walking in the woods you see a little flower it has a beard so you pick it and give it to your wife and she says oh thats wonderful ive always wanted a flower with a beard.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Goatee!

  • That was hilarious. At the start I thought you were going to do a spoof of "Badger Badger Badger", which wouldn't have been as funny.

    Awesome clip.

  • beard

  • And the "Random award" goes to...YOU !

  • LMAO

  • this is soo funny! xD

    Holy crap my chest hurts, too much laughter.. Lol XD

  • Definetely no beard!

  • beard

  • Isn't it like from some car commercial?

  • the tune sounds like a linkin park or fort minor song... i dunno what it's called though

  • Believe Me - Fort Minor

  • Thanks bro

  • that does sound familiar!

    You are right!

  • hey where is the tune from thats starts at about 00:29. Its very familiar and i rly want to know what it is. :)

  • WTF

  • This video always makes me smile. I come by and watch it whenever I need cheering up. :-) And seriously, can we get the song on mp3 already?

  • hmmm i swear there was the beard no beard handle bars, my friend also remembers that part as well, first time i seen it was a while back but i thought there was that part still and now there isnt...

  • It's because there are two versions;

    One with the extended part, and this one, which is without it.

    Its why one of the videos has "Beard No Beard EXTENDED!"

    :]

  • Beard, no beard

    Beard Beard

    MUSTACHE!

    i love that

  • hahahahah i love it!! lol

  • that was the best thing ive ever seen

  • THAT WAZ AWSOME!!!!!

  • hey Andy,

    is there a way to get this on mp3?

  • beard looks better.

  • best song ever its so funny

  • what the fuck happend to the handlebars part of beard no beard?????????? that was the best part

  • what was the handlebar part?

  • everybody loves my beard

    it is bio-enginered

    by little men

    count to ten

    in japan they pay with yen

  • I love your beard!!!!

  • this song is so random and funny i nearly wet myself laughing

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha is all i can say!!!

  • beared beard no beard....MUCTACHE

  • beard no beard beard beard...HANDLEBAR.

  • ive always wanted a flower with a beard...

  • can i download this somewhere, i love this song

  • Awesome!

  • If this was on iTunes, I would soooooooooo buy it!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHA freakan hilarious

  • oh my god... i love the last sentence!

  • lol beard no beard beard no beard mustache lol

  • eh?

  • hahhaah, no beard

  • I saw a flower with a beard once....... it bit me.

  • i want to touch the beard!!!! :D

  • I want to touch his beard.

  • beard no beard