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  • Funny to think Patrick Stuart fucked up Andys career by giving it to the BBC

  • I'm sort of a James Bond figure...lol

  • .......On the grass......

  • Patrick Stewart is the MAN!!!!!

  • An obvious flaw in his logic. He thinks that just because all trekkie nerds are all single that, that means that all single guys are trekkies.

    Just kidding guys, I'm a female trekker myself.

  • LOL! LOL! LOL! ( laugh out loud ) That was freakin' hysterical!! And I must say, being an American and one who speaks American English, ( lol), It was actually very nice to listen to an English production and actually understand English English. ( not like Coronation Street, where most of them seem to speak Limey)!

  • Instantly.

    

  • Im sure there's freudian dialog about the "T" in Naked by Satre. Comedy is a veil.

  • @ExcelsiorProduction1

    cock lol

  • 240p, we meet again

  • @deathspasm9 Generic comment to get thumbs up. You must love your life.

  • Obviously Patrick Stewart has been reading my mind and stealing all my good ideas.

  • I love the fact that Stewart is such a strong actor that he can -act- as though he's this complete moron, and carry it off with such realism that you for a moment start to doubt who he is.

    Then all he has to say at the end is a particularly horrified '...good Lord...' and you remember.

  • I want to see this film!

  • @hammr25

    It's not a film man, it's a TV series. 

  • @hammr25

    HOoolld up, that was stupid of me to say, I now understand that statement lol.

  • emperor uriel spetim

  • Brilliant

  • lmfao

  • And I ride of.....on the grass.

  • You have to admire a man like Patrick Stewart. All that success, and that dignified poise... and he's perfectly happy not taking himself seriously and being utterly ridiculous.

  • @psmylie Yeah, I love how he enjoys making guest apperances on Family Guy and American Dad. His voice can make random dialogue hysterical.

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  • @TheTannadiceTerror thanks for the script, you see I'm deaf and I thought to myself 'how will I ever watch this without sound and still laugh, I do hope somebody puts the script in the comments section' and somebody did, thank you

  • @19grantlad93 You are welcome Mr Sarcasm ;)

  • 1080p

    720p

    480p

    360p

    240p

    MINECRAFT

    This video

  • @spankrod Minecraft does not suffer from poor screen resolution. There is a big difference between resolution and graphics. Also your comment was painfully unfunny and irrelevant since the video quality isn't really that bad.

  • Instantly.

  • ...Is that steven moffat?

  • What a person

  • Good lord.

  • @joelpt Exactly!

  • it's a comedy, is it?

    ...no?

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  • ROFL....hahahahahaaaa...

  • Suddenly, all those TNG recuts seem believable.

  • "...I've seen it all."

  • Gotta love Patrick Stewart!

  • This video IS the reason I watched all of star trek next generation

  • "Good lord..." priceless XD

  • I lost it at 'on the grass'

  • I would definitely go and see Patrick Stewards movie, it sounds pretty epic.

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  • And i've seen everything!

  • I live alone am single, but i've seen a couple of episodes lol

  • WOW! :D

  • do helicopters have rear view mirrors?

  • It's things like this, that make Patrick Stewart absolutely amazing. He's so above this, capabilities and background wise but does it anyways lol...

  • and ive seen everything

  • LOL, "their clothes have rotted off!"

  • You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never watched Star Trek

    No

    Good lord

  • @TheDhezballa LOL Now that is indeed absolutely hilarious.

  • Patrick Stewart turns BS into art....my hero!

  • Take off your clothes, warp 7

    .....Engage!

  • Anyway I get on my bike and i ride off...

    On the grass ;)

  • I like the part where he sees everything.

  • that's hilarious. england in the world cup final..... LOL

  • @streetstylemagic Canadians play football?

  • @farrell360 i'm an england fan. and any england fan would agree this is a hilarious notion. *sigh*sadface*

  • God, how does Patrick Stewart do all those lines with a straight face?!

  • i'v seen everything..

    

  • lol

    

  • Yea because they've been in the camp so long lolz

  • Ive seen everything. Ive seen it all :D

  • Love it how he mentions that he's writing because of the opportunities it gives. Wonder what kind of things he dreams about, I mean the real dirty stuff you wouldn't normally even reveal to your shrink.

  • It's too late. I've seen everything.

  • also Feeling like having a little fun

  • One of the best moments in television history.

  • "Is there any nudity in it?"  PRICELESS!! XD

  • I thought only single virgin guys watched Star Trek anyway? So why the surprise? xD

  • @CnutRexAnglorum Becuse Gervais's character HASN'T seen Star Trek.

  • @CnutRexAnglorum Idiot

  • "I've seen everything. I've seen it all."

  • Reminds me a bit of his act in SNL where he made erotic cakes, but only scatological ones.

  • both are brilliant

  • XD

  • Andy: "If you can give it to anyone in TV...."

    Patrick: "I will make it so."

    Love the Jean-Luc Picard reference :P

  • Andy : "Its comedy right?"

    Patrick : "No"

  • I wasn't a huge fan of Extras, although I can see why it was so popular and why so many people enjoyed it, one thing I loved about the show was seeing actors who you wouldn't really associate with comedy, play charactertures of themselves, giving away it seems their weird habits, beliefs and mannerisms to great comic effect. It's great writing to see icons such as Ian mckellen, Kate Winslet, Patrick Stewart and many others play these roles.

  • That last 10 seconds is just...fucking brilliant!

  • 0:28 “You see Writing that's the key, you see as actors the only choice we have is yes or no, whereas if you’re writing your own material, you’re creating your opportunity “ – Patrick Stewart.

  • He played in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, as Emperor Uriel Septim.

  • He's seen everything already

  • hihi i am from uk

  • His delivery is absolutely FLAWLESS! This is comedy gem!

  • @Troublemaker1991 Agreed... awesome comedic timing.

  • What makes this scene for me (maybe I'm stating the obvious), is that everything he says sounds so dignified and intelligent and what he's describing isn't even pornography, it's idiotic male fantasy.

  • Brilliant :-)

  • the outakes of this scene are 10 times funnier lol

  • I've seen everything, I've seen it all. Lmfao

  • He is just without a doubt one of the best british actors ever, his performances from Star trek to X-men media are just phenomenal!

  • so funny

  • also I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

  • ...on the grass.

  • "Mainly"

  • hey, its emporer uriel septim...

  • @headshots9826

    After this clip, "You are the one from my dreams." has a whole new meaning.

  • Hahahaha Picard rocks!

  • 50 dislikes,,,WTF is wrong with some people on this fuckin planet!!!

    OXYGEN THIEFS......

  • This is totally improv.

  • Never knew Professor X was a perv lol I wonder if he tried using his mind powers to take off Jean and Storm's clothes ?

  • good lord.

  • Once I told my girlfriend I watched star trek, she dumped me. Fuckin bitches are all the same. Theres no way Im gonna stop watching star trek.

  • @gringolazlo there are loads of girls that love Star Trek. I know, I'm one of them. Have a Starfleet uniform and everything : D

  • @gringolazlo ROFL that sucks. My boyfriend watches it and plays Magic the Gathering, I don't mind as long as I don't get completely ignored XD

  • @gringolazl if they are bitches why in the world do you even try to have a relationship with them?? Hypocrite

  • On the grass.

  • Patrick is funny as hell in this

  • Engage

  • @lukerr87 Go home.

  • @lukerr87 Extras was hilarious. You're awful.

  • @Pwells1 Oh, great comeback.

  • @lukerr87 troll but no lol :|

  • I never get tired of this clip

  • Fucking briliant...

  • Good lord

  • that was wonderful

  • I love the ending so much

  • Love how his face brightens at the mention of female nudity (3:25). Simply priceless...

  • mmh i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

  • We need to defeat the becker and lowman borg's they work for imax3d they try to kill me and you with the chip, but your Patrick and they cant control you.

  • I want another series of extras it's just brilliant

  • Love how he immediately goes to talking about himself! Great caricature!

  • "You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you don't know Star Trek?"

    "No."

    "Good lord.."

    Best. Actor. Ever.

  • @ThePieIsLie lol very funny scene. 

  • @ThePieIsLie very funny scene, haha

  • @ThePieIsLie This would be better if it were accurately quoted. Alas...

  • @blackbeltste

    My short term memory was clouded due to the awesomeness that is Patrick Stewart.

  • @ThePieIsLie His name is John luke pockard.

  • 50 people doesn't have a sense of humor.

  • He looked so sad when he learnt there was no nudity in the screenplay. What an absolute legend. Brilliant script, too (both Extras' and Patrick Stewart's).

  • I will make it so!

  • 2:00 I did not expect that clarification hahaha.

    Brilliant writing and a b-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t turn by Sir Patrick Stewart.

  • "So it's mainly about seeing women's tits?"

    "Pretty much"

    He did that with a straight face. That's how good he is.

  • @AnthonyCapoFilm

    Have you seen the blooper real of this? It takes him like 1,000,000 takes. He has to apologize so many times he eventually says, "I don't know how I'm going to do this. We're going to have to get a teddy bear to sit in for me."

  • "On the grass."

  • "On the grass."

  • "how best to explain it?"

    the shakespearean set up for the joke is almost too Dickensian for words

  • "You're not married and you haven't got a girlfriend and you haven't seen Star Trek?"

    "No."

    "Good Lord..."

  • LMAO Brilliant!

  • 2:55 lol I don't think helicopters have rear view mirrors....

  • @ethan1142028

    If I had a helicopter I'd want a mirror, what if an enemy came flying at you from behind? or what if you had several scantily-clad women making out in the back? lol

  • Professor Charles Xavier John Luc King Richard.

    Gawd I fucking love this guy.

  • LOOOOOOL

  • I love Patrick Stewart so much it hurts.

  • That movie needs to be made. Instantly.

  • 50 people's clothes fell off when Patrick Stewart looked at them.

  • @ForGitsAndShiggles I can't breathe...

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  • "Her clothes fall off." "Instantly".

  • Good lord...

  • Instantly.

  • captain kirk picard of the uss enterprise so catchy

  • @TimEddyHughes troll

  • "Your not married and you dont have a girlfriend, and you dont watch Star Trek? GOOD LORD!"

  • @HammerBoy96 Oh man that was the funniest thing he said!

  • and all her clothes fall off... and ive seen everything..

  • Hi reddit

  • What a simple and awesome scene. Win ^^

  • Before she can even get her knickers on, I've seen everything, you know. I've seen it all.

  • how is that movie not made yet?

    On the grass

  • THAT WAS AWESOME!!11!!

  • OI YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR BIKE ON THE GRASS

  • The "will there be any nudity?" part is so fucking awesome... The smile and nod that Stewart gives after, "Well, just women then..." will forever be one of the funniest damned things I've ever seen.

  • Epic.

  • The ending nailed it.

  • I bet Patrick Stewart loves Scott Baio's '80s movie Zapped.

  • @freshpp54 o: What's that?

  • Perfection

  • Good Lord !

  • Fuck yeah Rickey Gervais