LOL! LOL! LOL! ( laugh out loud ) That was freakin' hysterical!! And I must say, being an American and one who speaks American English, ( lol), It was actually very nice to listen to an English production and actually understand English English. ( not like Coronation Street, where most of them seem to speak Limey)!
I love the fact that Stewart is such a strong actor that he can -act- as though he's this complete moron, and carry it off with such realism that you for a moment start to doubt who he is.
Then all he has to say at the end is a particularly horrified '...good Lord...' and you remember.
You have to admire a man like Patrick Stewart. All that success, and that dignified poise... and he's perfectly happy not taking himself seriously and being utterly ridiculous.
"Im riding my bike in the park and this policewoman says 'oi you cant ride your bike on the grass!' and I go 'Oh no?' and her uniform falls off and she goes 'ahh!' and she tries to cover up but Ive seen everything anyway and I get on my bike and ride off..... on the grass."
@TheTannadiceTerror thanks for the script, you see I'm deaf and I thought to myself 'how will I ever watch this without sound and still laugh, I do hope somebody puts the script in the comments section' and somebody did, thank you
@spankrod Minecraft does not suffer from poor screen resolution. There is a big difference between resolution and graphics. Also your comment was painfully unfunny and irrelevant since the video quality isn't really that bad.
@urtv1 "the video quality isn't really that bad." Are you still using a 13"monitor in a box??? Try full screen on a 42" HDTV. this is more pixel than picture :D
Love it how he mentions that he's writing because of the opportunities it gives. Wonder what kind of things he dreams about, I mean the real dirty stuff you wouldn't normally even reveal to your shrink.
I wasn't a huge fan of Extras, although I can see why it was so popular and why so many people enjoyed it, one thing I loved about the show was seeing actors who you wouldn't really associate with comedy, play charactertures of themselves, giving away it seems their weird habits, beliefs and mannerisms to great comic effect. It's great writing to see icons such as Ian mckellen, Kate Winslet, Patrick Stewart and many others play these roles.
0:28 “You see Writing that's the key, you see as actors the only choice we have is yes or no, whereas if you’re writing your own material, you’re creating your opportunity “ – Patrick Stewart.
What makes this scene for me (maybe I'm stating the obvious), is that everything he says sounds so dignified and intelligent and what he's describing isn't even pornography, it's idiotic male fantasy.
We need to defeat the becker and lowman borg's they work for imax3d they try to kill me and you with the chip, but your Patrick and they cant control you.
He looked so sad when he learnt there was no nudity in the screenplay. What an absolute legend. Brilliant script, too (both Extras' and Patrick Stewart's).
Have you seen the blooper real of this? It takes him like 1,000,000 takes. He has to apologize so many times he eventually says, "I don't know how I'm going to do this. We're going to have to get a teddy bear to sit in for me."
If I had a helicopter I'd want a mirror, what if an enemy came flying at you from behind? or what if you had several scantily-clad women making out in the back? lol
The "will there be any nudity?" part is so fucking awesome... The smile and nod that Stewart gives after, "Well, just women then..." will forever be one of the funniest damned things I've ever seen.
Funny to think Patrick Stuart fucked up Andys career by giving it to the BBC
definty 1 day ago
I'm sort of a James Bond figure...lol
Murray9933 1 day ago
.......On the grass......
tom101086 3 days ago
Patrick Stewart is the MAN!!!!!
tisgraceable 4 days ago
An obvious flaw in his logic. He thinks that just because all trekkie nerds are all single that, that means that all single guys are trekkies.
Just kidding guys, I'm a female trekker myself.
Primalxbeast 6 days ago
LOL! LOL! LOL! ( laugh out loud ) That was freakin' hysterical!! And I must say, being an American and one who speaks American English, ( lol), It was actually very nice to listen to an English production and actually understand English English. ( not like Coronation Street, where most of them seem to speak Limey)!
MrTopgearguy1 1 week ago 3
Instantly.
rrh1980 1 week ago 2
Im sure there's freudian dialog about the "T" in Naked by Satre. Comedy is a veil.
ExcelsiorProduction1 1 week ago
@ExcelsiorProduction1
cock lol
GrizCC 1 week ago
240p, we meet again
deathspasm9 1 week ago 2
@deathspasm9 Generic comment to get thumbs up. You must love your life.
Supermassivebangbang 5 days ago
Obviously Patrick Stewart has been reading my mind and stealing all my good ideas.
deretsun 1 week ago 7
I love the fact that Stewart is such a strong actor that he can -act- as though he's this complete moron, and carry it off with such realism that you for a moment start to doubt who he is.
Then all he has to say at the end is a particularly horrified '...good Lord...' and you remember.
Luchiadh 2 weeks ago 11
I want to see this film!
hammr25 2 weeks ago
@hammr25
It's not a film man, it's a TV series.
Subtitles00 1 week ago
@hammr25
HOoolld up, that was stupid of me to say, I now understand that statement lol.
Subtitles00 1 week ago
emperor uriel spetim
21stcenturygaming1 2 weeks ago
Brilliant
thealmightyceej 2 weeks ago
lmfao
mikesomething 2 weeks ago
And I ride of.....on the grass.
Samplelord 2 weeks ago 4
You have to admire a man like Patrick Stewart. All that success, and that dignified poise... and he's perfectly happy not taking himself seriously and being utterly ridiculous.
psmylie 3 weeks ago 12
@psmylie Yeah, I love how he enjoys making guest apperances on Family Guy and American Dad. His voice can make random dialogue hysterical.
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"Im riding my bike in the park and this policewoman says 'oi you cant ride your bike on the grass!' and I go 'Oh no?' and her uniform falls off and she goes 'ahh!' and she tries to cover up but Ive seen everything anyway and I get on my bike and ride off..... on the grass."
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TheTannadiceTerror 3 weeks ago
@TheTannadiceTerror thanks for the script, you see I'm deaf and I thought to myself 'how will I ever watch this without sound and still laugh, I do hope somebody puts the script in the comments section' and somebody did, thank you
19grantlad93 3 weeks ago
@19grantlad93 You are welcome Mr Sarcasm ;)
TheTannadiceTerror 3 weeks ago
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MINECRAFT
This video
spankrod 3 weeks ago
@spankrod Minecraft does not suffer from poor screen resolution. There is a big difference between resolution and graphics. Also your comment was painfully unfunny and irrelevant since the video quality isn't really that bad.
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@urtv1 "the video quality isn't really that bad." Are you still using a 13"monitor in a box??? Try full screen on a 42" HDTV. this is more pixel than picture :D
You get that with uploads from 6 years ago tho...
Yogsoggeth 2 weeks ago
Instantly.
maleksiuk 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
...Is that steven moffat?
woodledoodledoodle 1 month ago
What a person
martinethson 1 month ago
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patrick stewart's seen everything. he's seen it all.
geoffwoade 1 month ago
Good lord.
joelpt 1 month ago
@joelpt Exactly!
nomadnomad666999 1 month ago
it's a comedy, is it?
...no?
PatMurph245 1 month ago
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101Jman 1 month ago
ROFL....hahahahahaaaa...
matreyia 1 month ago
Suddenly, all those TNG recuts seem believable.
wethreestooges 1 month ago 2
"...I've seen it all."
zissoulander 1 month ago
Gotta love Patrick Stewart!
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This video IS the reason I watched all of star trek next generation
topaboss 1 month ago
This video IS the reason I watched all of star trek next generation
topaboss 1 month ago
"Good lord..." priceless XD
Xanrry 1 month ago
I lost it at 'on the grass'
ATXmyriah 1 month ago 3
I would definitely go and see Patrick Stewards movie, it sounds pretty epic.
DBZdrawing 1 month ago 7
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KEPHALLE 1 month ago
And i've seen everything!
allthesearetaken 1 month ago 2
I live alone am single, but i've seen a couple of episodes lol
Jip4head 1 month ago
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I thought I saw everything but then I took an arrow to the knee.
warlocksmight 1 month ago
WOW! :D
pahtai11365 1 month ago
do helicopters have rear view mirrors?
jokezstar 1 month ago 38
It's things like this, that make Patrick Stewart absolutely amazing. He's so above this, capabilities and background wise but does it anyways lol...
bluebeast00 1 month ago
and ive seen everything
DamnCanucks 1 month ago
LOL, "their clothes have rotted off!"
SkeletalMunch 1 month ago 2
You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never watched Star Trek
No
Good lord
TheDhezballah 1 month ago 78
@TheDhezballa LOL Now that is indeed absolutely hilarious.
freejaytea 2 days ago
Patrick Stewart turns BS into art....my hero!
oneangrybanana 1 month ago 4
Take off your clothes, warp 7
.....Engage!
Jordan225x 1 month ago
Anyway I get on my bike and i ride off...
On the grass ;)
EpicBeard815 1 month ago 2
I like the part where he sees everything.
chux4w 1 month ago 6
that's hilarious. england in the world cup final..... LOL
streetstylemagic 1 month ago
@streetstylemagic Canadians play football?
farrell360 1 month ago
@farrell360 i'm an england fan. and any england fan would agree this is a hilarious notion. *sigh*sadface*
streetstylemagic 1 month ago
God, how does Patrick Stewart do all those lines with a straight face?!
lilanimemaniac 1 month ago 7
i'v seen everything..
jetfa9 2 months ago 3
lol
petersmcintyre 2 months ago
Yea because they've been in the camp so long lolz
doggie352 2 months ago
Ive seen everything. Ive seen it all :D
SgtdawnFTW9000 2 months ago
Love it how he mentions that he's writing because of the opportunities it gives. Wonder what kind of things he dreams about, I mean the real dirty stuff you wouldn't normally even reveal to your shrink.
turberLooserOrNot 2 months ago
It's too late. I've seen everything.
monco66 2 months ago 5
also Feeling like having a little fun
SOrtegaAtlanta 2 months ago
One of the best moments in television history.
jmj540 2 months ago 2
"Is there any nudity in it?" PRICELESS!! XD
GeneralKenobiSIYE 2 months ago
I thought only single virgin guys watched Star Trek anyway? So why the surprise? xD
CnutRexAnglorum 2 months ago
@CnutRexAnglorum Becuse Gervais's character HASN'T seen Star Trek.
masere 2 months ago
@CnutRexAnglorum Idiot
tomsmitty2k 2 months ago
"I've seen everything. I've seen it all."
ccfulton22 2 months ago
Reminds me a bit of his act in SNL where he made erotic cakes, but only scatological ones.
ObadiahtheSlim 2 months ago 4
both are brilliant
jungledrumnbass4ever 2 months ago
XD
DepressedAnimeAddict 2 months ago
Andy: "If you can give it to anyone in TV...."
Patrick: "I will make it so."
Love the Jean-Luc Picard reference :P
kyler1309 2 months ago
Andy : "Its comedy right?"
Patrick : "No"
AmunExorbis 2 months ago
I wasn't a huge fan of Extras, although I can see why it was so popular and why so many people enjoyed it, one thing I loved about the show was seeing actors who you wouldn't really associate with comedy, play charactertures of themselves, giving away it seems their weird habits, beliefs and mannerisms to great comic effect. It's great writing to see icons such as Ian mckellen, Kate Winslet, Patrick Stewart and many others play these roles.
PowaShammy 2 months ago 2
That last 10 seconds is just...fucking brilliant!
Gragthor 2 months ago
0:28 “You see Writing that's the key, you see as actors the only choice we have is yes or no, whereas if you’re writing your own material, you’re creating your opportunity “ – Patrick Stewart.
nepzpride95 2 months ago 2
He played in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, as Emperor Uriel Septim.
lilalf2000 2 months ago
He's seen everything already
sakalolffs 2 months ago 7
hihi i am from uk
AliceVivienik96 2 months ago
His delivery is absolutely FLAWLESS! This is comedy gem!
Troublemaker1991 2 months ago 2
@Troublemaker1991 Agreed... awesome comedic timing.
mattmossop 2 months ago
What makes this scene for me (maybe I'm stating the obvious), is that everything he says sounds so dignified and intelligent and what he's describing isn't even pornography, it's idiotic male fantasy.
CanadaDan1971 2 months ago 98
Brilliant :-)
bedfordcrusader 3 months ago
the outakes of this scene are 10 times funnier lol
brawlindude2 3 months ago
I've seen everything, I've seen it all. Lmfao
DAVEC1992 3 months ago
He is just without a doubt one of the best british actors ever, his performances from Star trek to X-men media are just phenomenal!
Tiamat583 3 months ago 2
so funny
ctanase 3 months ago
also I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside
WendiEladiawr768 3 months ago
...on the grass.
zeratul78 3 months ago
"Mainly"
FlamingBabiez 3 months ago 4
hey, its emporer uriel septim...
headshots9826 3 months ago 101
@headshots9826
After this clip, "You are the one from my dreams." has a whole new meaning.
Roelmaestro 1 month ago
Hahahaha Picard rocks!
suzz74 3 months ago
50 dislikes,,,WTF is wrong with some people on this fuckin planet!!!
OXYGEN THIEFS......
mityboosh 3 months ago 4
This is totally improv.
jjm121 3 months ago
Never knew Professor X was a perv lol I wonder if he tried using his mind powers to take off Jean and Storm's clothes ?
TheSurfinbird21 3 months ago
good lord.
KyrisTV 3 months ago
Once I told my girlfriend I watched star trek, she dumped me. Fuckin bitches are all the same. Theres no way Im gonna stop watching star trek.
gringolazlo 3 months ago
@gringolazlo there are loads of girls that love Star Trek. I know, I'm one of them. Have a Starfleet uniform and everything : D
SNICKERFACED 3 months ago
@gringolazlo ROFL that sucks. My boyfriend watches it and plays Magic the Gathering, I don't mind as long as I don't get completely ignored XD
TheMarumellow 3 months ago
@gringolazl if they are bitches why in the world do you even try to have a relationship with them?? Hypocrite
sondano 2 months ago
On the grass.
BatmanAndRonon 3 months ago 7
Patrick is funny as hell in this
AndyBestUK 3 months ago
Engage
Galway123ful 3 months ago
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Extras was awful, not funny...
lukerr87 3 months ago
@lukerr87 Go home.
DefeatedElitist 3 months ago
@lukerr87 Extras was hilarious. You're awful.
Pwells1 3 months ago
@Pwells1 Oh, great comeback.
lukerr87 3 months ago
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@lukerr87 You are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts!
Jonzer1983 3 months ago
@lukerr87 troll but no lol :|
matthewmch 3 months ago
I never get tired of this clip
thundastormz 3 months ago 2
Fucking briliant...
SuperPippoInzaghi90 3 months ago
Good lord
Berglets 3 months ago
that was wonderful
GardeningWithM 4 months ago
I love the ending so much
TheKillershade 4 months ago
Love how his face brightens at the mention of female nudity (3:25). Simply priceless...
alex3000000000000 4 months ago
mmh i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun
87margueritsdelacrue 4 months ago
We need to defeat the becker and lowman borg's they work for imax3d they try to kill me and you with the chip, but your Patrick and they cant control you.
justinarrieta420 4 months ago
I want another series of extras it's just brilliant
MrMotstoor 4 months ago
Love how he immediately goes to talking about himself! Great caricature!
AviaryFilm 4 months ago 2
"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you don't know Star Trek?"
"No."
"Good lord.."
Best. Actor. Ever.
ThePieIsLie 4 months ago 214
@ThePieIsLie lol very funny scene.
InsideTheVoid 3 months ago
@ThePieIsLie very funny scene, haha
InsideTheVoid 3 months ago
@ThePieIsLie This would be better if it were accurately quoted. Alas...
blackbeltste 3 months ago
@blackbeltste
My short term memory was clouded due to the awesomeness that is Patrick Stewart.
ThePieIsLie 3 months ago
@ThePieIsLie His name is John luke pockard.
blackbeltste 3 months ago
50 people doesn't have a sense of humor.
LohiHarHar 4 months ago
He looked so sad when he learnt there was no nudity in the screenplay. What an absolute legend. Brilliant script, too (both Extras' and Patrick Stewart's).
Reachwun 4 months ago
I will make it so!
TheMasterDS 4 months ago
2:00 I did not expect that clarification hahaha.
Brilliant writing and a b-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t turn by Sir Patrick Stewart.
pancon5 4 months ago 2
"So it's mainly about seeing women's tits?"
"Pretty much"
He did that with a straight face. That's how good he is.
AnthonyCapoFilm 4 months ago 6
@AnthonyCapoFilm
Have you seen the blooper real of this? It takes him like 1,000,000 takes. He has to apologize so many times he eventually says, "I don't know how I'm going to do this. We're going to have to get a teddy bear to sit in for me."
diedahero 4 months ago
"On the grass."
MaartenIB 4 months ago 81
"On the grass."
MaartenIB 4 months ago
"how best to explain it?"
the shakespearean set up for the joke is almost too Dickensian for words
Googlystube 4 months ago
"You're not married and you haven't got a girlfriend and you haven't seen Star Trek?"
"No."
"Good Lord..."
otacon1986 4 months ago 5
LMAO Brilliant!
nomaed 4 months ago
2:55 lol I don't think helicopters have rear view mirrors....
ethan1142028 4 months ago
@ethan1142028
If I had a helicopter I'd want a mirror, what if an enemy came flying at you from behind? or what if you had several scantily-clad women making out in the back? lol
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@ethan1142028 Erm, is that the only flaw you see in this film idea? :)
jungsbodyguard 4 months ago
Professor Charles Xavier John Luc King Richard.
Gawd I fucking love this guy.
VikeAliasPony 4 months ago 2
LOOOOOOL
COdrums4life 4 months ago
I love Patrick Stewart so much it hurts.
CrawdaddyJoe 4 months ago in playlist Hilda's 2
That movie needs to be made. Instantly.
OfficialHopHip 4 months ago 5
50 people's clothes fell off when Patrick Stewart looked at them.
ForGitsAndShiggles 4 months ago 2
@ForGitsAndShiggles I can't breathe...
DestinedJedi87 4 months ago
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wilthomid 4 months ago
"Her clothes fall off." "Instantly".
fluff975 4 months ago 5
Good lord...
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I'd go see that film!
DXvsnWo1 4 months ago
Instantly.
TheADPOL 4 months ago 4
captain kirk picard of the uss enterprise so catchy
TimEddyHughes 4 months ago
@TimEddyHughes troll
jizzbitch69 4 months ago
"Your not married and you dont have a girlfriend, and you dont watch Star Trek? GOOD LORD!"
HammerBoy96 4 months ago 5
@HammerBoy96 Oh man that was the funniest thing he said!
aleksgodihatethis 4 months ago
and all her clothes fall off... and ive seen everything..
MsFunnyStuffz 4 months ago 3
Hi reddit
pemburymonotone1 4 months ago
What a simple and awesome scene. Win ^^
Kelvinian 4 months ago
Before she can even get her knickers on, I've seen everything, you know. I've seen it all.
toReasonWhy 4 months ago 3
how is that movie not made yet?
On the grass
IneptWasSpirit 4 months ago
THAT WAS AWESOME!!11!!
Senni7 4 months ago
OI YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR BIKE ON THE GRASS
blaklodge 4 months ago 3
The "will there be any nudity?" part is so fucking awesome... The smile and nod that Stewart gives after, "Well, just women then..." will forever be one of the funniest damned things I've ever seen.
JimBritcliffe 4 months ago 5
Epic.
JimBritcliffe 4 months ago
The ending nailed it.
zingmars 4 months ago
I bet Patrick Stewart loves Scott Baio's '80s movie Zapped.
freshpp54 5 months ago 2
@freshpp54 o: What's that?
GreenGearMood 4 months ago
Perfection
kissandra 5 months ago
Good Lord !
celt67 5 months ago
Fuck yeah Rickey Gervais
VexMindedFreak 5 months ago