Fable 3 - Silly Gnomes!

[ChrisC00p3r]

your funny...but looks aren't everything!

fave quote

[DerEwigeZweifler]

"You look like you've found a great deal of treasure... And eaten it!"

my favorite, i think it´s good that they insult ye, have ye more fun to shoot them.

[emokid74134]

i luv those evil little fuckers! XD

[Kvergjelme]

Haha. The last one is gold :D

[7heAre7s]

To that one gnome that disliked this video: We've said it before and we'll say it again; we hate you!

[d00m92]

"I like to think about puppies - about slowly, slowly crushing them."

"Ohhhh, I love doggies. I love throwing them into the river in a sack."

Sadistic jokes from an Evil Gnome. I can't think of anything better.

[psilord5]

My favorite is still "It's a great day to be alive... and  better day to kill"

[SNIPExDOCTOR]

hey thanks man i wondered why the hell i couldnt ever find any gnomes lol thanks to your description i can now see what all the fuss is about haha

[l2pn]

@SNIPExDOCTOR No problemo >:)

[jocke706]

i sensed this videos apperance even before it arived......WHAT DID IT EAT!!??

[chocoaddcition]

1 gnome dislikes this video

[loicjikko]

i loove them every times i hear them i'm like : you better STFU or i'll kick your ass ! so when i found one who insult me i am like standing and headshot him

[rhinsmsi]

Gnome:"You stink, either you rolled in something or your dog did!."

Gnome:"Oh look, a young lady. Why don't you make yourself useful and get me a cup of tea!"

Gnome:"Your so pure so pure and pure-hearted; I just want vomit!"

Gnome:"When people say your good they mean your a goody two shoes! When they say I'm good, they mean I'm a fiend in a sack!"

Gnome:"Oh noble one! Maybe your the one who can save then world? But in the end you'll just fail miserably."

[TheTrueSouldier]

You can actually kill the gnomes with melee weapons. In the hobbe cave in Millfields, there's a gnome that's low enough to the ground for you to slash at it.

[TheTrueSouldier]

"You are so righteous, so noble, so pure of heart, it makes me want to vomit!" (gags)

A gnome actually said that to me and I laughed so hard! XD

[BlackFox747]

@TheTrueSouldier its the best gnome quote ever! XD

[MrILAWSON]

so big heroic King/Queen gets taken the piss out by a midget with a pointy hat what a mysterious world.

[djlolvids]

it always hurts to shoot those little fuckers :P

[MissEmzydoo]

2 best ones are defo i had a doggie once had him with mash and mussy peas ..and... It must be great being able to lick your own privets but doesnt that embarss your dog <3 gnomes gotta luv them x

[ZeonZig]

When playing as Female The Gnomes will start to use Sexist Insults on The Female Character also they don't seem that creepy

[spidey8vader]

I don't know whether to laugh or rip the little buggers throat out.

wait I'm king!

make him my jester! and if he ticks me off further burn him in oil!

[Blackcat123pacifica]

this game made gnomes very creepy to me. o.0

xD

thats y i love puttin a bullet in their ass. >:D

[luigislam]

its a good thing i didnt listen to those dirty rotten bastards!

[GiniBaggins]

"It's the great hero, looking for excitement... how 'bout you come sit on my big pointy hat!"

Cracks me up everytime xD

Loved the last one as well!

[thegoldbarracuda]

"you look like a nice, strong hero aren't you... for a lady." ROFL

Gnomes are great dramatic comedians.

[pwngingpleasure]

you remind of this girlie i used to SHAG

[MrN3Lz]

U r so righteous so pure hearted it really makes me want 2 vomit!!!!! **gags**

Wat a nice dog I'd watch ur back doggy ur master eats everything in sight

[RenaTheAngel]

mmhmm if you play as the Princess the gnomes will say stuff like, '' It's gonna take A BIG STRONG MAN to fix the world'' and ''Oh are you lost? Allow me to show you the way back to the kitchen'' I FOUND THAT VERY INSULTING!!!! :P

[Bexteron1990]

@RenaTheAngel One of the gnomes told me to "SHOW HIM THE GOODS!" lol - I was like :O

[0202inferno]

i like the gargoyals accent better....but gnome insults are better

[Daicern]

Do you know what i love most with people? They die xD

[Droopytroopy]

"I sensed your presence miles away,,,,WHAT DID YOU EAT!?" that crackd me up everytime xD

[BloodReaperZ]

Ah the Gnomes... Red hat grinning bastards, though I admit they have better insults than the gargoyles ever had

[l2pn]

@BloodReaperZ haha Indeed they do!

[evilbloodpack]

@BloodReaperZ If you kill someone or something like that they would talk about that and every time i hear them i try to find them

[emopimpadam]

I LOVE THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS <3

[l2pn]

@emopimpadam they're awesome! <3

[MrJaybob96]

if you hit them with magic they say 1 of 3 things:

"That tingled *chuckles* do it again it"

"OH YEAH, That's the stuff!"

and "OH you're a naughty one, aren't ya?"  lol

[Blarce]

I love the last quote.

Also >666 views

[l2pn]

@Blarce Woah creepy! I had 666 subs the other day :(

WTF is going on xD

[daikatana117]

i love doggehs with mash n mushy peas

[Cleahpatak]

Hilarious insults. I don't think I'll ever get sick of shooting those lil fuckers.

[Thunderbunns12345]

@Cleahpatak too bad you have too kill them all.

[thedorantor]

GNOMES ARE TROLLS, PEOPLE!

[l2pn]

@thedorantor So very true :D

[bikemessenger7]

this is crazy my friend! I take it they are like Easter eggs? all over the place and strange? makes me want to play. yours Earl

[l2pn]

@bikemessenger7 More or less, you can find them scatterd all over the world. It's an achievement to find them all and you get a reward for doing so.

There's about fitfy of them :p

[FiraGun90]

"I had a dog once. Had him with mash and mushy peas!"

XDD

[Evyldyn]

The gnomes are better than the Gargoyles. :P

[l2pn]

@Evyldyn So true :D

[Evyldyn]

@l2pn

I find them all funny!

Hey doggy! Play dead, and nevermind the playing part!

I feel like celebrating today, because today's the day you die!

Are you lost? Can I help you STARVE and DIE? - I can't believe you came down here and found me, YOU, of all people.

I said it before and I'll say it again.. I hate yeu..

Oh, those are nice shoes.. DOn't you think..( I didn't hear that. xD )

But, the best but not least.

I'd like to come to your house for some tea... And then I'll have your mum!

[l2pn]

@Evyldyn I know the last one is the best and my favourite one :D

[TheRobAndOnly1]

@Evyldyn

Don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them?

[aartbastiaan22]

@Evyldyn ... but don't you think your grandpa's feet are cold without them or something like that XD