The Pocket Protector: Revenge of the Tactical Nerds

[lazarra101]

Dude, I totally got a new pocket protector, it should be comin in today. I might make a video of it too but I'm not sure just yet!

[MrBushLife]

LOL...great intro..lol

you make me laugh, man.. Thanks

[sarcasticwhiteboard]

Perfect! I've been looking for a way to carry my machete around without damaging my pocket! :D

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@sarcasticwhiteboard I'm sure you will be impressed with using the pocket protector for your machete sheath. :)

[stschmalhaus]

"When you've been parodied by TheUrbanPrepper, you've made it," (Frank Sinatra)

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@stschmalhaus LOL! Attempting to do a video "stschmalhaus style" really makes me appreciate all of the work you've put into your videos (over 100 to date). The research, dialog script writing, filming everything upside down... It's a lot of work! Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

[stschmalhaus]

@TheUrbanPrepper I appreciate your attention to detail. You even found a similar piece of table cloth. LOL - Watching your video sparked an idea for my next giveaway contest. I will ask my subscribers to do a one minute parody of me - with one exception: they are not allowed to imitate my accent. 

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@stschmalhaus Sounds like a fun contest! Yeah, imitating your accent should be omitted. Attempting to imitate your delivery style is more fun. BTW, it took me 2 days of fabric store shopping to find a similar piece of cloth to use for the background.

[stschmalhaus]

@TheUrbanPrepper Well, the secret is: It is not a table cloth, it's a curtain.

[TonicLime1]

LOL....FUNNY! 

[SmokingandTyping]

This was fantastic. I just realized 5.11 actually does make a tacticool pocket protector if you want to really take it there. Please google "5.11 Med Rig" so you can be all Dilbert from the waist up but still a badass in your cargo pants. I didn't make the connection.

[Pandaboxy]

Haha, this was so good, I thought it was a real serious review there for a minute! Great job!

[spqrwoodsman]

funny man but good im going to get one lol

[Jwznoob]

LOL that hurley smith guy is just a picture of yourself wearing engineer clothes?

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@Jwznoob I am not sure what you are talking about. Although, it is interesting how Hurley Smith had a flat LCD monitor in 1943. :)

[Jwznoob]

@TheUrbanPrepper I know my english is very poor

[USNERDOC]

Awesome! I always enjoy your videos and I dig your unique style.

Who would have know a slide rule was required to design a bra . . . perhaps the tedious and detailed calculations needed for calculating the area and volume under a complex curve.

The Batman pen clip icon was indeed a nice touch!

BTW, in the end, Tactical Nerds will win ;-)

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@USNERDOC Thanks Doc! Yes, the research for this video uncovered some fascinating information regarding the history of the pocket protector. Perhaps someday the pocket protector will make an appearance in the AMP-3 or LokSak product line? You are correct: The Tactical Nerds will be the only ones to survive SHTF. :)

[MomentToPonder]

The gigantic slide rule used to design Jane Russel's Bra... Bwhahahaha

[Tacticalopsec101]

LOVE IT! the intro tunes sold me!

[kiddstuff1]

LOL the batman pen was a nice touch

[arthurlafave]

hahahahahahahahaha

[rasierzeug]

LOL, this is really stsschmalhaus-ish :) Great stuff!

[bookofjoshua1]

so this is what happens when Seattle gets too much snow.... very fun to watch, thanks!

[Zox604]

Good item.

[MajorChord1701]

Buffalo, Home of the Pocket Protector. I could get used to saying that. Sure beats claiming that we're the home of the Bills and Sabres...

[GerberDaisy72]

The batman pen is cool. My daughter would want that.

[2dividedby3equals666]

The accent is not quite right, and I'm not sure if I should be laughing or really disturbed. Plus for the use of metric, take care!!

[Jaiofspam]

pocket protector and fanny pack FTW!!! lmao

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@Jaiofspam I heard that Hurley Smith also assisted in some of the early fanny pack designs. He was a very smart and innovative man!

[superbob2]

Great Vid! I thought you were trying to be more trendy.. This might be counter productive!

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@superbob2 I hear they are going to start featuring pocket protectors during New York Fashion Week. Soon, they will be highlighted at all trendy department stores. Most likely in 2013.

[kellyman92]

Ah, to hear the beautiful sounds of the metric system.

[azntranc3951]

I put condoms in my tactical pocket protector. Funny how I've never used them before. Any ideas ?

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@azntranc3951 Maxpedition sells a condom sheath that attaches to your belt. I recommend getting the digital camo version. This is actually a better concealed carry method for condoms than the pocket protector. Keep an eye out for this new Maxpedition product during Shot Show 2012.

[ATF6281914]

This is either your best review ever of your worst review ever. I'm leaning toward the latter :)

[JimmyGunXD556]

ha! that was a fun vid!

[formatC2]

Metric System FTW!

[thetiggr78]

My girlfriend actually had one for her nurses uniform with a clear sleeve on the flap for a nametag.

Should be able to put some velcro on the plastic flap to tacticool it up a bit with some patches. ;)

I think i saw something about leatherman doing a Squirt CS666 where cs stands for chainsaw. That would fit. ;)

[bookofjoshua1]

@thetiggr78 I just googled 'Squirt CS666'.... thank goodness I'm not at work.

[SurviveToLife]

lol, nerdalism!

[pelahale]

you don't take us seriously do you?

[tendollarword]

No Molle webbing? WTF?

[TheUrbanPrepper]

@tendollarword I thought the same thing. Hopefully this will be a product enhancement in the near future. I would like to attach it to my bug out bag.

[thepracticaldad]

You'd never fit a chainsaw in there. At least, not one of the bigger one's. Nice vid.

[buggymak]

Nice hairstyle...LOL

[Evadyn]

Haha! Nice one, now we only need one made out of 1000d nylon. :P