star wars holiday special part 4

[Jquuest]

Oh and uh Iggy, I thought you'd might like this. One of those uh, well its a real is kind of hard to explain aioghao9ghasuegh its a porno

happy life day

[JunsnipesS266]

Stir whip stir whip stir whip whip whip whip stir

[CloudLevi]

Kazook?

[bloudlk]

is itchy watching soft core porn???? wtf

[schallrd1]

It is a blessing you can't hear screams in space.

[troll2hero]

puts me in the life day spirit everytime :D

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

So the shopkeeper not only extorts Chewie's wife to get a kiss, but also brings his dad a porno. Somebody is gonna get their arms ripped off when Chewie gets home....

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

The "Stir,  whip, stir, whip, stir, BEAT!" sequence went on a teensy bit too long.

[MissGreenAgain]

WHY CAN'T WE SEE GRANDPA'S HANDS?!

[MrDonovanFrost]

Oh god why?!?

[tmzissupergay]

This is a fucking joke.

[thereturnofflorence]

OH GOD GUYS GO ON WITHOUT ME I CAN'T LAST ANY LONGER!

[Zorran202]

Why is gramps feeling horny........?

[jdhoffman1221]

Who knew that Art Carney was Itchy's candyman?

[Shippoyasha]

I'd take several minutes of the original cast in a space battle than 3 hours of a Prequel movie.

[HolocronCollectors]

The Kazook planet? Pretty sure that's not in any star system I know...

[informationplz]

It's Kashyyyk you Imperial bastard...

[NEWREALLIFEANDTIMES]

Random shots being fired+ a ton of close ups+ space= the best action movie of all time. ( and don't even get me started on the cooking shows...)

[charlesvan13]

Is it wrong for a wookie to lust for a human?

[Idziemel]

@charlesvan13 First we have to ask ourselves is it okay for a human to lust for a twi lek. And weren't those space dogfight scenes just taken from A New Hope?

[CloudLevi]

*Hides Twi'lek pinups* Huh? What?

[TimesThree333]

I don't know what a "mind evaporator" is, but it sounds like something I ought not to be fucking around with...

[durangosandiego95]

Grampa you DIRRRRRRTY BASTARD!!!!

Diane Caroll rulez!

[ozzygodisgod]

Grandpa Wookie watching porn

[mrZillion]

Now my life is complete

[osbely]

Gramps you old dog!

[thefateshavewarned]

I can't believe I haven't shit my pants after part 3.

[Vickram1O1]

I find myself skipping the boring parts. Why doesn't lucas make something based on on the sequel trilogy, that way i won't be watching this crap. XD

[Ghosthand]

Wait what? Chewie's family lives on "Kazook"? err...

[Zoroark50]

I often find myself quoting the four-armed bitch whenever I cook.

[evrbody]

On one hand, it's Diahann Carroll.

On the other, IT'S A WOOKIEE JERKING OFF TO DIAHANN CARROLL.

[snakes3425]

Lumpy: MA GRANDPA'S DOWNLOADING PORN OFF THE HOLONET AGAIN

Itchy: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WIESAL, YOU KNOW HOW GRANDPA NEEDS THE GOOD STUFF

[onelegchair]

Aaaaaaaand I gave up at part 4

[queenshelley420]

is Life Day similar to Festivus?

[kcchiefsfan587]

Yes. It's Canon.

[PresidentZod]

Is this canon?

[crewmannumber7]

6:37 WTF?

[Morakthesage]

This started out funny, but with each passing switch of video it's becoming less so bad its good and more AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!­!

[Earo16]

This is so fucked up.

[mnbigredfan]

Harvey Korman and Art Carney are like comedy HOFers, how much did they have to pay them to participate in this madness. Harvey Korman in drag as some sort of space-age Julia Child. WTF!? Made Lucas paid them in cocaine?

[xXZeroClaymoreXx]

WHY!!! WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING!!!!!!

[zeesh1989]

i cant watch anymore, i quit.......smh

[SomeFluffer64]

Every onnce in a while they show one of the actual Star Wars characters like R2-D2 or Han Solo just to remind you that this is Star Wars your watching.

[ringofedwin]

My IQ is down from this shit

[TrueInnovator159]

Chewbacca's dad is a pervert... dirty grandpa... lolz.

[Racecarlock]

Happy Holidays, kids! Here's a grandpa wookie masturbating! Enjoy!

[AEBangel07]

AND he has the cane @ 3:31

[AEBangel07]

WHAT?! I thought the grandpa needed a cane to walk around!! @ 3:10 he's RUNNING

[troll2hero]

This is no doubt THE BEST STAR WARS EVER CREATED!!! The cinematography is stunning, the 10 minute wookie scene without subtitles is truly compelling,gives a sense of wonder, the instruction video leaves u on the edge of ur seat, stir whip stir whip whip stir!! Truly genius u dont need action to make a gr8 special... U need a wookie reality show, this movie is groundbreaking!! The nirva of excellent movies! BRAVO LUCAS BRAVO! And...... HAPPY LIFE DAY!!'

[Johnlindsey289]

Wookies sound like broken Saxophones, they all growl. But this scene is quite funny i gotta say by a cook who is a guy in drag.

[SNoVa525]

Shouldn't Mrs. Chewbacca wear like a whole body hair net while cooking?

[Johnlindsey289]

@SNoVa525

I know, how do Wookies eat?

[spiderwebbie96]

I did not realise that wookies believed in Christ, OOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

[njboredtodeath]

what happens when you don't have four fucking arms?

[ThePieIsLie]

this looks like it was written and directed by Mel Brooks on LSD...

[Bobzeaux]

@ThePieIsLie

Yeah, why DIDN'T this make it into Spaceballs?? :S

[beihou]

Itchy is a real pervert. I wonder who in the world thought this was going to be a good idea....by 'this' I mean the whole show.

[McLarenMercedes]

They should use Star Wars Holiday Special as an interrogation method for terrorists. Force them to watch it. That "stir whip" scene will make them beg for mercy after 5 seconds and they will tell everything.

I was thinking something in line of the scene in "A Clockwork Orange", in which Alex has straps to his eyelids and is forced to watch movies. "Aaaaahh!! It's a sin. It's a sin!"

[Minnexyz]

I would have been in high school when this aired. If I watched it, I've repressed the memory of it.

[Polar5g]

1:48-1:49... that cutscene broke my neck.

[TheJosh4635]

the tie fighter footage is pretty much all from new hope

[Cubby67]

I suppose it goes to show: the same sci-fi gags keep turning up. On "Futurama", the Saturnian celebrity chef, Elzar, also is quadrimanual.

[mjwatts1983]

My eyes! The goggles! Dey do nothing!!

[BigNickGK]

i have seen hell and its ser wip ser wip RAAA

[princessof1984]

stir/whip/stir/whip/beat/beat/­stir

[scatmaster125]

Whats next two wookies one droid?

[Stablemable2]

Wookies got a lust for black chicks!

[Ralastar]

I must say, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. This, and the Ned Beatty scene in Deliverance.

[DarthPraxus27]

Can't...look...away...

[whatnopie]

wait..

The Wookie planet is called Kazook?

Lucas even fucked the Prequels continuity in the Holiday special!? :|

[allisonforfornsed]

The Dihann Carol part....BWAHAHAHA! LOL

[kicksit1980]

I

Just

Got

Sick

I hate your every atom, Star Wars Christmas Special...

BLUUUAAARRGGHH! 'Scuse me...I did it again.

[sinder87]

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[TheInvaderJon]

@sinder87 stir whip stir whip beat beat stir whip

[HardAssEnterprises]

@sinder87 HOO-AH!

[extremechampion00]

So the guy says wookies are stupid at the shop, then is asking for kisses at their house? WTF? And what up with that Wookie porn? This is a family show for cryin' out loud!

[Johnlindsey289]

@extremechampion00

I know a bunch of bigfoot creatures fucking

[awesomealex808]

it is so fuckin bad its somewhat good

[cstory80]

WTF?

[mullis618]

Wookie Porn!!!???

[bryanjball]

Harvey Korman is so coked out he thinks Darth Vader is ACTUALLY chasing him.

[bryanjball]

Harvey Korman is so coked out he thinks Darth Vader is ACTUALLY chasing him.

[pammiexxx]

... this is mind alteringly warped; how did this ever get made!?! ...

[chesterdraves]

Is it just me or does scratchy remind any one of cranky kong from dk country? And who was expecting the little wookie to get a trail tracker I sure was.

[ThrilloVanHouten]

Mmm...cheese......wait, this cheese is rancid, ack! :)

[hiynastrike]

The helmet is slowly disindergrating your mind

[hearttopmodel05]

STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR WHAAAAAAAH!!!!

[ultrasuperx]

That helmet thing that the old wookie has is kinda cool...

[battousai9439]

I made that Bantha Surprise expecting it to be as orgasmic as the Thing makes it sound, and it made me into a necrophiliac pedophile it tasted so shitty.

[SpartanMartan973]

is it just me or did they take the shots from Episode IV when the fight off the tie fighters?

[DaBossk]

@SpartanMartan973 duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MintDentalFloss]

what... the... F#CK....

[sroberge]

That cooking lady/man is scaring me! I want my mommy!

[RDarth]

This is purgatory for Star Wars fans.

[stubsfahey87]

did they say marshall law? how futuristic.

[xJustDontBiteItx]

the comments are the best part!

[AwesomeKingRex]

SHIT THERE IS A FOVRTH!!!

[AwesomeKingRex]

JESVS CHRIST BANANAS!!! FVCKING THREE ARMS!!!

[Subzero288]

Was anyone watching this when it originally aired who didn't realize all Vader's scenes and shots of the Falcon were just chunks of the film obscenely cannibalized and horribly reedited? I hope everyone involved with this was dragged to the Great Pit of Carkoon and eaten by the sarlacc.

[Sonicnathan1]

stir whip stir whip, whip whip stir

[Elfrunner]

Did that last bit seem a little like porn? What a slap in the face to the Star Wars saga. :P

[LordApathy1]

Three observations:

1) after further review, Harvey Coreman as a drag robot Julia Child teaching Mama Wookie how to cook is a pure genius move by the producers and saves the integrity of the whole special. Nothing says Star Wars like this.

2) watching Diahann Carroll on virtual Wookie porn would give me a stiffy too. What a great Lifeday gift! :)

3) Kashyyyk is pronounced "Ka-zook". I learned something today.

[Elfrunner]

@LordApathy1

Watch Revenge of the Sith and you'll find that the pronunciation is actually Ka-sheek.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@Elfrunner watching that si almost as bad as watching this

[Elfrunner]

@Mst3kfanatic1

I wouldn't go so far as to say that. ROTS was hardly like this.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@Elfrunner yeah it was worse mainly because of hayden christensen's whiney little attitude.

[Elfrunner]

@Mst3kfanatic1

Nah, just a minor setback. I can watch the rest of the movie around him. :P

[LordApathy1]

It's like driving by a car wreck......gruesome but you just can't look away.

[LittleZappey]

By far the best star wars ever

[GrayVizard]

6:37 man Wookie porn is weird stuff

[Totaly14]

someone kill me, do what you must, burn me alive or something. ANYTHING!

[TheBlimp888]

This is fucking awsome!!!!

[ryanwmiller11]

Man, every hack 70s sitcom and variety show star had their horrid hands in this piece of garbage. Life day can kiss my ass. I bet Lucas is glad he had nothing to do with this.

[CultureJudge]

Lucas had nothing to do with this shit. You do realise that, right?

[marsan079]

I wonder what that cook REALLY means by "whip,stir,stir,beat???Hmmm???­?

[TRE1275]

who the fuck though star wars fans want to see wookiees in the fucking kitchen!? All in charge of this abortion should be destroyed.

[TheDreamMechanic]

Did I just see virtual Wookie porn? Am I tripping? Do Wookies breast feed?

Honestly, I think this episode is an Illuminati conspiracy.

[ace198]

I think Itchy got a boner.

[Johnlindsey289]

@ace198

Itchy has a few teeth

[aubba]

only the those hard core fat star wars nerds "hate" this

[ming746]

only george lucas would approve and make something like this

[TheWortytoad]

god this is shit just shit

[bigjpres]

"Kazook planet" -- wuuut?

[PS1Gamer62]

@bigjpres i guess the script writer just put a made up name down and George Lucas later took that name and turned it into Kashyyk

[W3551D3]

Wow. Just Wow. Just when I thought the transvestite cooking was the weirdest thing.. a virtual sex machine??

[emococonutman]

at 2:32 i stop watching this crock of shit. i9 will say that....

1) i lost the game

2) 2girls and one cup is way better than this.

[luis6079]

I heard that they showed the prisoners at Guatanamo Bay this - looping it over and over - you could hear the screams of pain throughout the night. 'Cept one guy, he kinda liked it...

[MrNobody47710]

@luis6079

"'Cept one guy, he kinda liked it..."

I guess he was too kinky to torture.

[charliebrown0028]

This looks like it was made in mexico.... and I'm mexicaaaaaaan!

ILM could learn a thing or two with the special effects on this you know?

[BrianCD85]

Nostalgia Critic FTW!!

[Trancemaster2052]

I feel my IQ dropping as I continue to watch this.

[drhine14]

wow ya this is a acid trip

[AquaBlade96]

8:10

This just turned into a porno

[Sauriant]

Mind evaporator? I think that's what this Special is supposed to be.

[UsTrUgGlEtOrEaDtHiS]

5:41 dick in a box

[MandrakeMoorglade]

Do you think a really good editor could make this into a decent half hour movie?

[VoLKaNaT0]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh my eyes are burning!!!!!!!!! i cant stand for this!!!!!!

[MrMorgazoid]

Interactive porn in Star Wars?

[vampirelove75]

lets start a drinking game. take a shot every time they say "life day".

[3lgar1]

Anyone else besides me think that Family Guy should get the rights to make a spoof video of this? Like a full on absolute spoof like they're doing with the ones that actually count.

[lionkingfan]

@3lgar1 i dont think they would need rights to do a spoof of this.george lucas dosent give a shit about the special.he dosent care about copyrights,he wants nothing to do with it.he dosent want himself involved with it at all.

[flavordave73]

When TV Networks get to things......

[OptimusTrooper]

this....is just......aweful.....

[giantchicken891]

this almost ruined star wars for me.

[911TRUTHINATOR]

i really hate wookies now.

[gatorgutz]

i was about 4 years old when this came out. I remember the phone ringing and one of my dad's friend called to say some ape movie was on. so my dad changed the channel for me to watch. I need to call him and tell him thank you and that im sorry he had to sit thru this crap with me.

[evol3o0o]

wonder what kind of space drugs they were on when they came up with this? hair soup????? f'in life day's ah drag.

[easzq8]

Hooray! It's wookie porn!

[LumberArbiter]

I want to die now...

[Resevil]

To me, that whole Art Carney exchange with Itchy on a Life Day seems analogous to giving someone porn for Christmas.

[speedyhobbit]

*attempts to hang herself to put herself out of her misery*

[Yowie70]

Malla has pretty eyes.

[ZaidNitsua]

I like the recycled footage, gives you a break from all the stupid.

[stew631]

STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR

Epic XD lol

[7j8i9m]

What the hell, man? What. The. Hell.

[stew631]

@6:43 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?! THIS has NOTHING to do with star wars lol...... this is hilarious!

[pw2eHad2]

lol at the drag queen in the cooking show.

it's so terrible i can't stop watching lol

[muffinman9797]

this isbdukewg lwekh ewil i don't know what happened ive gone blind and and i had my brother write the rest of the message

[FREAKFANATIC]

Man, this holiday special is so fucking boring that i actually have to skip many scenes otherwise I will fall asleep. The only reason I'm watching this is beacuse of the Nostalgia Critic review and because its fucking Star Wars!

7:21: Wookie Sperm! XD

[morethanfights]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that shit he was watching!

[ledzeprocks21]

chewie has an ugly kid

[datyrantrules8D]

WAIIIIIIT a sec, did the old guy (saun Dann) give Itchy Pot?

[datyrantrules8D]

that tird "apendage", better not be what i think it is

[NightcrawlerFan12]

whoever decided to put the cooking scene in is seriously fucked up in the head!

[janosotomonte]

It looks like the cockpit of the millenium falcon were a old van with people rocking it from outside !!!

[Bobzeaux]

A deleted scene from Fanboys, perhaps? ;D *lol*

[rickyjshiznit]

@Bobzeaux lol htye mention this in that movie jsut not directly. when they ask the main dude at the end where chewbacca is from and he says that it wasnt mentioned in the movies but he still knew the answer, this is the only place he could have got the answer from since the movie was based in 98'

[illuminatorspiffy77]

That fucking cooking transvestite thing freaks me out.

[DjHamHam411]

@illuminatorspiffy77 I think I am going to die! Look at that things hair! It looks like its going MAD!

[Pittmail88]

@illuminatorspiffy77 Oh sure pick and choose your freak out moments LOL, what part of this bad acid trip isn't freaky? 70s = fuggin nuts! Except for the muppet show and KISS, nothing weird there.

[tate2354]

Happy Life Day, all viewers! Celebrate that you have no life by watching this.

[Robyourhouse]

i LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

[estefez]

8:12 I thought Itchy was whacking it

[T1Comp]

stir, whip, stir whip WTF is this all abt lol

[lennonzappa71]

Anyone besides me feel like Han Solo on that Empire torture rack in "The Empire Strikes Back" after watching this?

[XyleJKH]

@lennonzappa71 nah that would be redemption from this... but why are we still watching it?