@merpmaster25 nether they would have a draw because if 2 people as awesome as them fight the world would explode and the cute kittens in shelters across the world waiting to be adopted would die and no one wants that on less you're truly heartless then u may pick a side. meant with the best intentions smiley emoticon :)
I attempted to blend Old Spice Guys recipe for a health smoothie drink. However, my blender did not have the correct power source provided by an elaborate vocabulary, incredible creativity and manliness, and raw muscle, all of which accumulate into roughly the power of a thousand burning suns. My attempted drink promptly turned into diamonds, with which I gathered the funds to pay the government back for using the materials required in the recipe. I had just enough left to buy Old Spice.
When Chuck Norris and THE OLD SPICE GUY would see each other, the whole universe will explode and everthing would be away except Chuck Norris and THE OLD SPICE GUY
If they would touch each other, God would die.
If they would fight each other, it would be an infinite loop of chaos in nothingness where God doesn't exist, but THE OLD SPICE GUY would still win, because he uses Old Spice and Chuck Norris uses Lady Scented Body Wash
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.
Grounded up chuck norris to be abel to be just as bad as as he... all thougth i would be abele to walk on water then i would not be as bad ass as him..... cus all waters fears him so much it runs away
@soundcheck127 This sounds like a QUEST...... hold on, lemme grab my Diana's Bow and my forcefield generator, along with the twelve magic rings I have and the Dragonsbane Sword.
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly its copied and pasted, but if you stopped doing so and started posting your own comments it would be funny. Look down, back up, where are you? You're pressing control C, wishing you had the brains to think of that hilarious comment. why did you post it? Back at mine, it's a reply saying stop looking for thumbs up. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think of your own post.
Hello handsome man who smells of Old Spice, lions, chainsaws, and everything else manly in the known and unknown universe, but especially Old Spice. I am another handsome man with smell types and beautiful muscle structures similar to yours. However, I have searched all over my male brain center and haven't thought of any ways to use such beautiful muscle structures. Perhaps if you tell me how you are able to use your muscles, you will give me ideas of how to use mine to simultaneously save the
Old Spice Man (Who is the hottest man on this 3/4ths water, 1/4 land planet) Would you please tell my friend Matt Aquino to ask me (Laura Rodriguez) out on a date? Although he is not you, I find him to be a prime example of manliness among other admirable traits. So PLEASE Old Spice Man, won't you do me this great favor?
Love your stuff...but your bathroom needs an upgrade. Can you upgrade to a manly bathroom...with maybe marble tiling or at least change the depressing shower curtain to a glass door and chrome rain shower head...Looks like your doing this scene in a motel.
If you want to get technical they aren't Indian as the apache are not from India. They are native Americans and it's an attack helicopter not an airplane..
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ice team lol
TheWinningEdgeTV 2 months ago
Whoa there, Toews is our Captain, but you could be those other things
cowsrcoool 3 months ago
Press 2 repeatedly.
lulz
????
Profit.
shawnmd 4 months ago
I use the souls of bears and tigers with human flesh and kittens just to keep things clear I'm not human so it's not cannibalism.
HiddenDragon555 4 months ago
all around great guy person who is strong!
thebennett2011 5 months ago
Chuck Norris eats McDonalds food and craps out watever mr. Smellgood said. :)
littledude115 5 months ago
27 people don't have man stomachs
Lowrie10 6 months ago
lmfao thought he said black cocks
SkinnySlimJim 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
He doesnt need a blender..he has his fists.
clearlywatching 6 months ago
Win. He is pure win in all essence of the word. If win had a limit, he would exceed that limit with ease.
Blooddeath35 6 months ago
That's cuz ur gay that's wat u really want is his black cock u fagget
Johnnyfucksurmommy 6 months ago
Blackhawks... Am I the only one hearing "Black cocks"?
BjornHegstad 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
Thank you for sharing
jamecolte 6 months ago
Good video
jonathondixon859 6 months ago
I like this video.
minami935 6 months ago
This video is great
kopi5896 6 months ago
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Huh, weird. I also drink Health Smoothie Drinks! Way better than 5 Hour Energy.
jasperwillis5385 6 months ago
blackkawk XD
changfu3 9 months ago
why am I still watching this...waste of my life
LeeX2san 11 months ago
roughest smoothie ever
redsky43 11 months ago
the blackhawks are now diamonds!
doublerainbows4eva 11 months ago 15
Manliest smoothie ever
Like20000Ninjas 11 months ago
LMFAO!
dudeee this shitt iss epiccccc
jmtzhouston 11 months ago
Huh, weird. I also drink Health Smoothie Drinks! Way better than 5 Hour Energy.
Umpoe 11 months ago
who would win chuck norris or old spice guy?
merpmaster25 11 months ago
@merpmaster25 nether they would have a draw because if 2 people as awesome as them fight the world would explode and the cute kittens in shelters across the world waiting to be adopted would die and no one wants that on less you're truly heartless then u may pick a side. meant with the best intentions smiley emoticon :)
HotaruTheVocaloid 11 months ago
Chuck Norris is dead.
MrBassNerd 11 months ago
The wind isn't the only thing that blows in Chicago
goaliebros 1 year ago
@goaliebros you forgot to mention Pat Kane. LOL
scottelement 11 months ago
"Congrats to you, Black cocks."
bigbob572 1 year ago 2
26 people cannot drink Health Smoothie Drinks
countryrebel22 1 year ago
I attempted to blend Old Spice Guys recipe for a health smoothie drink. However, my blender did not have the correct power source provided by an elaborate vocabulary, incredible creativity and manliness, and raw muscle, all of which accumulate into roughly the power of a thousand burning suns. My attempted drink promptly turned into diamonds, with which I gathered the funds to pay the government back for using the materials required in the recipe. I had just enough left to buy Old Spice.
DuskToDawn5 1 year ago 115
This guy wins at the internet.
94TegraGsR 1 year ago 6
Yes! Chicago needs you on the Blackhawks this year!
Drblink182rox 1 year ago 5
@Drblink182rox
Chicago needs anyone on the Blackhawks this year. But hey, at least most of your players left to the Thrashers.
emeraldrafael 1 year ago
I first heard "blackckocks" lol
Japplefly 1 year ago
The Stanley Cup is now DIAMONDS!
AtomMan32 1 year ago 3
only the tail rotor? why not the main? or hell, the whole damn bird?
tehrenoxis 1 year ago
@tehrenoxis Because the ass always taste the best, In Pigs, In cows, in Humans.
COWSgtHavoc 1 year ago
At sec 0:06 i understand congrats blackcocks
AndreiDX 1 year ago
damn you good! keep up the work!
exiton 1 year ago
I love how he adds those manly adjectives. Man-jectives?
HPAnimeFreak 1 year ago
When Chuck Norris and THE OLD SPICE GUY would see each other, the whole universe will explode and everthing would be away except Chuck Norris and THE OLD SPICE GUY
If they would touch each other, God would die.
If they would fight each other, it would be an infinite loop of chaos in nothingness where God doesn't exist, but THE OLD SPICE GUY would still win, because he uses Old Spice and Chuck Norris uses Lady Scented Body Wash
deogrou 1 year ago
@deogrou Chuck uses Axe
PowerWoG 1 year ago
26 people are Flyer fans.
RosieBoo17 1 year ago 5
coming soon to a store near you old spice energy drinks the energy drink for men
MrCary1994 1 year ago
chuck norris ate this....thats rite....ATE this...but the tiger AND Isaia cluncked glasses and ate the cup too
XxwelkyxX 1 year ago
black cocks.
MrAsiansown 1 year ago
did he just say that he was gonna take over the captaincy??? in other words diss jonathan toews and his leadership skilss????
princessjallissa 1 year ago 3
@princessjallissa Yes. Isaiah is obviously superior. Monocle smile!
Totema1 1 year ago
24 people forgot how to make the smoothie...
EcBaVidz 1 year ago
No one likes the Blackhawks.
hardrockerchick11 1 year ago
@hardrockerchick11 Old Spice Man does.
Piroborian 1 year ago
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.
I'm on a computer
inahdrew94 1 year ago 6
@GameFrik5 waita class it up loser. I'm not even a blackhawks fan and I still think you're a dick.
suckerpawnch 1 year ago
If academy awrads were given to youtube videos,this would be winner every 2 days.
mwkcope 1 year ago 3
Well I know what I'm drinking today.
redshadowsword 1 year ago
Move over Jonathan Toews... you've got some competition.
mell350 1 year ago
i would fill it with
Grounded up chuck norris to be abel to be just as bad as as he... all thougth i would be abele to walk on water then i would not be as bad ass as him..... cus all waters fears him so much it runs away
lordofdarkdudes 1 year ago
man stomach hahahah
mattatallca 1 year ago
why would you used the tail rotor?
trekkie117 1 year ago
i would store mt diamonds in it
paulieslew 1 year ago
23 people are flyers fans
TuMadreHurr 1 year ago 6
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I could eat his words in my man-stomach
olyansincs 1 year ago
i feel bad about myself for liking the flyers after watching this video
ohn0shedidnt 1 year ago
23 people don't have man-stomachs.
robertbaldie7 1 year ago
MANSTOMACH
OH MY FUCKING GOD
PrecisionDerision 1 year ago
Who is better? The Old Spice guy... Or Chuck Norris?!?!?!
Pennell96 1 year ago 3
@Pennell96 the old spice guy is the new chuck norris
xXmylifeisgoodXx 1 year ago 3
Your man-stomach? That . . . that is effing priceless.
mjvitori 1 year ago
Recipie for Health Smoothie drink
1 cup of explosive missle bits
1 mountain ram spirit
1 apache helicopter tail roter
Serve at absolute zero in the stanley cup.
soundcheck127 1 year ago 217
Chuck Noris Drinks these on a daily basis
rodan9 1 year ago
@rodan9 and yet Chuck Norris < Old Spice Man
Falter4Victory 1 year ago
@soundcheck127 I heard "missile piss," either way, that's one badass drink.
blingwave 1 year ago
@soundcheck127 Then down into your man stomach and join the Black Hawks, kick the former leader in the face and take over the team
JohnSheppard339 11 months ago
@soundcheck127 This sounds like a QUEST...... hold on, lemme grab my Diana's Bow and my forcefield generator, along with the twelve magic rings I have and the Dragonsbane Sword.
Draconicqueen 3 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
well now that Isaiah Mustafa is the captain of the Blackhawks Chicago will win every Stanley Cup for eternity.
mattmattmattm 1 year ago 4
throughout every one of these vids i am constantly finding myself looking at his abbs
mrmustachegiraffe 1 year ago 4
@mrmustachegiraffe yeeeeah same here.
talkshowsonmute321 1 year ago
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly its copied and pasted, but if you stopped doing so and started posting your own comments it would be funny. Look down, back up, where are you? You're pressing control C, wishing you had the brains to think of that hilarious comment. why did you post it? Back at mine, it's a reply saying stop looking for thumbs up. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think of your own post.
th3lastsanta 1 year ago 3
captin, leader and all around graet guy person who is strong XD
amazingly44 1 year ago 3
Explosive missile Piss FTW!!!!!
Conor6781 1 year ago
Youtube is now DIAMONDS!
Callanizy 1 year ago
...into my man stomach! HAHAHAHAHA
blkchk 1 year ago
lmfao the tail rotor of an apache xDDDD
YuriFoxie 1 year ago
His comments are as random as me lol
xceis 1 year ago
@xceis You're a knob.
beebob1000 1 year ago
@beebob1000 did you just try to say noob?
nooooooob
SIG550H 1 year ago
@SIG550H I think he was trying to say "knob". Just a hunch.
horrabletypoe 1 year ago
Jonathan Toews is now diamonds.
ElBarto3131 1 year ago
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ElBarto3131 1 year ago
The Spirit Of A Mountain Ram
Garth1612 1 year ago
GO EXPLOSIVE MISSILE PISS!!!!!!!
THUMBS UP!!!!
WETHEMW2PWNERS 1 year ago
R u related to chuck norris???
HEYitzMEtheKING 1 year ago
lol "into my man stomach"
charlottegirl29able 1 year ago
Damn it! He's too cool!
rayofawsome 1 year ago
'Captain, leader, and all around guy person who is strong...'
Marry me.
hildenailsthecasket 1 year ago 5
Old Spice man how does it fell to be less awesome then me?
hcosselman 1 year ago
That's more than funny haha it's so random
dmdurkee 1 year ago
Chuck Norris got nothing on Old Spice Man
psyshock918 1 year ago
@psyshock918 *Axe
Pensrock8729 1 year ago
Manstomach
Animacondo 1 year ago 3
this guy is a real man
mclock5 1 year ago
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after you watch this come watch my response comment if you like comment if you hate!!!!!!!!!! your thumb up will be diamonds!!!!!!!!
ACoreyStory 1 year ago
ha.. he said NHL black cocks
xXiTzB4c0nXx 1 year ago
@xXiTzB4c0nXx silly, black people don't play hockey
6corbin6 1 year ago
?D
(Monocle Smile)
achasingfrenzy 1 year ago
Look again, the Chicago Blackhawks are now the Mustafa Diamonds!
Dxthegod 1 year ago
Hello handsome man who smells of Old Spice, lions, chainsaws, and everything else manly in the known and unknown universe, but especially Old Spice. I am another handsome man with smell types and beautiful muscle structures similar to yours. However, I have searched all over my male brain center and haven't thought of any ways to use such beautiful muscle structures. Perhaps if you tell me how you are able to use your muscles, you will give me ideas of how to use mine to simultaneously save the
pigpenguintrogdor 1 year ago
@pigpenguintrogdor *continued* world and literally blow the underpants off of all beautiful ladies.
P.S. I'm sorry; it seems my manliness just can't be limited to 500 characters.
pigpenguintrogdor 1 year ago
And all around great guy person who is strong.
taipihr 1 year ago
gosh micheal jackson got it all wrong, black IS the good colour
HQFOX2 1 year ago
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Old Spice Man (Who is the hottest man on this 3/4ths water, 1/4 land planet) Would you please tell my friend Matt Aquino to ask me (Laura Rodriguez) out on a date? Although he is not you, I find him to be a prime example of manliness among other admirable traits. So PLEASE Old Spice Man, won't you do me this great favor?
forgottenbeauty2 1 year ago
so if we can't keep Niemi, I say we sign him. and he can be our goalie. and leader. and all around great guy person who is strong.
NVgoldrush12 1 year ago
You'd make a great guy-person who is strong.
Uxoriouswidow 1 year ago
Great Guy Person who is Strong.
Deathjester89 1 year ago 179
GO BLACKHAWKS BABYY!! 2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS CHYEAAAH
yopperz88 1 year ago 2
I don't think we have enough cap space to sign him. LOL
bmkdude67 1 year ago 4
Sign Him you cant loose
blklacker 1 year ago
:04 He said Congrats to you blackcocks. =))
levaann 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOO
spartanfighter117 1 year ago
Poor guy will be doing alot of these types now i see.
Hahaha
luanluan2006 1 year ago
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mammothborderDC 1 year ago
@mammothborderDC wtf are u stupid or something??
yopperz88 1 year ago
How does he not piss himself while saying these?
1xXLedZeppelinXx1 1 year ago 4
the stanley cup is now diamonds!!!
1butterflykisses2 1 year ago 2
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black people dont win stanly cups
ALEXJONESNEWChannel 1 year ago
"consisting of explosive missile bits"- Good stuff lol
MrWoodson87 1 year ago
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Love your stuff...but your bathroom needs an upgrade. Can you upgrade to a manly bathroom...with maybe marble tiling or at least change the depressing shower curtain to a glass door and chrome rain shower head...Looks like your doing this scene in a motel.
mitchwillaby 1 year ago
If you want to get technical they aren't Indian as the apache are not from India. They are native Americans and it's an attack helicopter not an airplane..
ijustdiedtoday 1 year ago
Old spice man, help meeeee
BenOz22 1 year ago
You sir, are the new Chuck Norris
the5winekone 1 year ago
@the5winekone um hell no lol chuck is his own and can not be renewed.
SimpleStuff31 1 year ago
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hey guys check out this video /watch?v=FDO3Z-Sixh8 it tells you how to hack facebook accounts :D
MorganWilz 1 year ago
"Apache". MW2 anyone?
BenOz22 1 year ago
@BenOz22 Apache is a fucking gunship/ helicopter, not a videogame.
connyluckirby9 1 year ago
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@connyluckirby9 you're really mean. I was just noticing a connection...
BenOz22 1 year ago
@connyluckirby9 you're really mean. I was just noticing a connection...
BenOz22 1 year ago
@BenOz22 copypasta, newfag?
connyluckirby9 1 year ago
@connyluckirby9 apache is a "Indian" dumb ass...
seanthemonx 1 year ago
@seanthemonx I'm sorry, but it's not a indian, it's an indian, and yes, the plane was named after the Indians
connyluckirby9 1 year ago
@connyluckirby9 "but it's not a indian, it's an indian" X D
seanthemonx 1 year ago
@BenOz22 No shit sherlock. And its not from MW2 its a real thing
TheParodyPlaza 1 year ago
@TheParodyPlaza you're really mean. I was just noticing a connection...
BenOz22 1 year ago
@TheParodyPlaza
i hope you know they based mw2 off of real things so it is from both
radeonjr1 1 year ago
@radeonjr1 mw2 is a made up story that continued from mw, also a made up story. there was/is no al asad or zachaev or makerov
SimpleStuff31 1 year ago
@SimpleStuff31
well no duh
i was only talking about the weapons and aircraft nothing else
radeonjr1 1 year ago
and all around great guy person who is strong lol
omgitsme2736 1 year ago
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haha lmfao i just figured out how 2 hack into any1's facebook accounts /watch?v=Ys4RN79-12U it tells you how to do it (vid i watched)
MorganWilz 1 year ago
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hey everyone check out this video /watch?v=Ys4RN79-12U it tels u how to hack any facebook account with a simple tool!
MorganWilz 1 year ago
Can you SWIM though?
blackmencantswim 1 year ago
Old Spice Man is a PLAYAH! Proof: watch?v=JEXQqWbHW60
SouliaBoy 1 year ago
Fuck Toews they need to make this guy captain
KaguyaShenku0 1 year ago 2
Good video
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MorganWilz 1 year ago
Go flyers
iLikevillanova 1 year ago
@iLikevillanova yeah, if you like losers...HA
damandan44 1 year ago
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I'm sick of seeing fucking old spice guy on youtube. Talk about saturation. For fuck sakes, your 15 minutes is up!
pwoody1982 1 year ago
@pwoody1982 Not according to the 200,000 view on this video but for you? Yeah ok he'll stop being famous cause you say so.
HeyVuuu 1 year ago
@HeyVuuu ok
pwoody1982 1 year ago
LOL Tail Rotor on an Apache helicopter, dude Chicago Blackhawks are the Stanley cup Champions duh :P
cryteeek 1 year ago
i dont get this vids. anyone?
Eztini 1 year ago
l0l faggot
Rue42492 1 year ago
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
gentelamro 1 year ago
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OMG!!!! Take a look at these! youtube.com/watch?v=I5vlGjiS4mw
swanheezy 1 year ago
if he was going to use the tail rotor from a helicopter, wouldn't it be a black hawk helicopter? just sayin.
stubert311 1 year ago 2
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Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
Jonnyriddlin1 1 year ago
The Black Hawks are now DIAMONDS, which he is now captain of
Scorcher55555 1 year ago 105
Where can i buy this health drink!
camaraden 1 year ago
Does he own a shirt????
wwehhhjk25 1 year ago
GO CANUCKS GO. But I'm glad the blackhawks won even though they beat the 'nucks
rockallnight24 1 year ago
haha, best vid ever, go blackhawks!
nugi31 1 year ago
his abs are fading every video....
prateek523 1 year ago
@prateek523 faggot checking out dudes abs
GoonSquadSteveO 1 year ago
@GoonSquadSteveO Dude im sure everyone has seen this guys abs...Stop calling people FAGGOTS for no reason. :O
breddan96 1 year ago
don't think old spice guy can beat out toews.
mebee12345 1 year ago
He cleary didn't say Black Hawks, did he?
iChronical 1 year ago
Enemy Apache Incoming
demonfire08 1 year ago
This commercial bit is working, i bought some, and when i went to get it they were almost out of stock. Good work Old Spice Man
BoostRS 1 year ago
NO! You can't take Toews' job.
CatSingingzoo 1 year ago
Old Spice man is a former NFL player retard.
SkateSTX 1 year ago