Bruce Lee could roundhouse kick Chuck Norris twice before he had time to blink
NickzEffectz 6 months ago
chuck norris tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.
banerjr27 7 months ago
There is no theroy of evolution.
Only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
emolove3319 9 months ago
Jesus could walk on water
Chuck Norris can swim on land
Krazymann234 10 months ago
chuck norris can play dyers eve with no legs on drums at full tempo
sebby4298 11 months ago
Whenever chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down
CombatArmsBeast2727 1 year ago
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Most people can pee their name into snow
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete
ajay14756 1 year ago
Usaine Bolt can sprint at 26 mph
Chuck norris can walk at 30
jarvisiscool 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father
stoplyinn 1 year ago
you know. my friend said chuck norris is only an old actor with special effects. i said he could kick your ass and he said i know.
awesomedestroyers 1 year ago
Once Chuck Norris was having sex in a truck. Some of his sperm landed on the seat. Nine months later that truck gave birth to Optimus Prime!
bellatrixblack1313 1 year ago 2
@bellatrixblack1313 AWESOME!!!
pack2500 1 year ago
Check norris is so fast he is the fastest runner.
sirchristopher2000 2 years ago
you forgot:
Most people can pee their name into snow
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete
ugieman 2 years ago 2
lol
this is another fact you let out. chuck Norris can slam a revolving door XD
triggerhappy778 2 years ago
good
ATGamerAT 2 years ago
Bruce Lee could roundhouse kick Chuck Norris twice before he had time to blink
NickzEffectz 6 months ago
chuck norris tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.
banerjr27 7 months ago
There is no theroy of evolution.
Only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
emolove3319 9 months ago
Jesus could walk on water
Chuck Norris can swim on land
Krazymann234 10 months ago
chuck norris can play dyers eve with no legs on drums at full tempo
sebby4298 11 months ago
Whenever chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down
CombatArmsBeast2727 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Most people can pee their name into snow
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete
ajay14756 1 year ago
Usaine Bolt can sprint at 26 mph
Chuck norris can walk at 30
jarvisiscool 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father
stoplyinn 1 year ago
you know. my friend said chuck norris is only an old actor with special effects. i said he could kick your ass and he said i know.
awesomedestroyers 1 year ago
Once Chuck Norris was having sex in a truck. Some of his sperm landed on the seat. Nine months later that truck gave birth to Optimus Prime!
bellatrixblack1313 1 year ago 2
@bellatrixblack1313 AWESOME!!!
pack2500 1 year ago
Check norris is so fast he is the fastest runner.
sirchristopher2000 2 years ago
you forgot:
Most people can pee their name into snow
Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete
ugieman 2 years ago 2
lol
this is another fact you let out. chuck Norris can slam a revolving door XD
triggerhappy778 2 years ago
good
ATGamerAT 2 years ago