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  • Bruce Lee could roundhouse kick Chuck Norris twice before he had time to blink

  • chuck norris tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried.

  • There is no theroy of evolution.

    Only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • Jesus could walk on water

    Chuck Norris can swim on land

  • chuck norris can play dyers eve with no legs on drums at full tempo

  • Whenever chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down

  • Usaine Bolt can sprint at 26 mph

    Chuck norris can walk at 30

  • Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father

  • you know. my friend said chuck norris is only an old actor with special effects. i said he could kick your ass and he said i know.

  • Once Chuck Norris was having sex in a truck. Some of his sperm landed on the seat. Nine months later that truck gave birth to Optimus Prime!

  • @bellatrixblack1313 AWESOME!!!

  • Check norris is so fast he is the fastest runner.

  • you forgot:

    Most people can pee their name into snow

    Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete

  • lol

    this is another fact you let out. chuck Norris can slam a revolving door XD

  • good

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