Cthulhu Strong

[1empathy]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die"

[ThoseGamerguyz]

not to be a total dick,but was'nt lovecraft some sort of racist?

[SisyphusRedeemed]

@ThoseGamerguyz Probably, but I can't say I know for sure. He was a misanthrope, so I doubt he cared much for anyone, regardless of skin color.

[QuPongo]

@SisyphusRedeemed Lovecraft was extremely racist; he had a great dislike and fear of pretty much anyone who wasn't white, male, and Anglo-Saxon. He wrote poems about how horrible blacks were; despite marrying a Jewish woman, he was a raging anti-Semite; and he was convinced Asians would conquer the world.

[Denynn]

@ThoseGamerguyz Of course he was, that's how the culture was back then. Social awareness just hadn't progressed to the point it's at now, you can't fault him for the culture he grew up in.

[ThoseGamerguyz]

@Denynn lol i dont know to be able to write such awesome novels and not be able to see past such hallow cultural values sounds kinda bs to me. then again i may be wrong as well.

[KaijinDV]

@ThoseGamerguyz actually yeah he was, what would be considered today, crazy racist. its just a part of the culture he lived in and was influenced by. although as time went on his prejudices seemed to have been dulled

[bowlsallbroken]

This was delicious, like the way our souls are to the Elder Gods. Someone's earned a new subscriber.

[Apollinian]

Cthulhu fhtaghn!

[NAFmunchausen]

I would like to see proof and evidence that the C'thulhu Mythos are are accurate and correct.

No, really. I think that would be so kewl.

[beriukay]

Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

[Devilock07]

Finally...an alternative to Newt!

[ComeTheApocalypseXXX]

MY God killed your old ones & flushed them down the toilet with the rest of the filth. While your searching which Old One you want to lose your mind to mine is all ready lost as with the masses of the world. Constantly standing on the edge waiting for the end of days. We're all ticking time bombs eager for flesh. God lives in everyone...Everyone is a meal. Atheist are a delicacy but only after they are burned at the stake. Mmm taste like chicken.

[enzo25252]

cthulhu is not bad, but my vote goes to the king in yellow!

[HaploidCell]

I was touched by his noodly TENTACLES. Ftagn !

[Antistar211]

His chin is fucking huge!

[Benjuthula]

Top job sir.

[whistlingdust]

So fucking funny.

[dookiecheez]

Lol what?

[TheMathLife]

I'm personally going to vote for Erik Thorvaldsson. Thor made the vikings strong, surely Thor can make America strong as well.

[souljulez]

This is wrong. FSM will send you to Pasta Hell for such blasphemy.

[Robonauticus]

@souljulez Bahh Pasta hells a doddle, boiled for 3 hours, much better then eternity.

[Brandt761]

I'ä!



[RevDevilin]

Go give Thunderf00t a kick on Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 37) William Lane Craig

[StabbyRaccoon]

Haha, you should do more of these brief satires in the long periods between more serious videos

[alienbeing00]

too wonderful for words!

[quinndiesel1977]

Brilliant

[Knr911]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh - Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Rick Perry: :*brain fart* brain poop* poop words* *random inbred-folk retarded sub-theology*

Cthulhu is much more intelligible, accurate and correct. I'm just sayin'.

[419Films]

Remember, folks: Cthulhu loves you... with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[ziasyn]

I support this message

[RhetoricalBullshit]

ha, i lol'd

[TheRandomMaria]

Simply brilliant.

[matbroomfield]

genius!

[Xerock]

I think I just found my write-in choice.

[AsifVidios]

best Perry parody yet, Nice one

[419Films]

@AsifVidios Best Perry-dy? :-)

[evilmamaluigi]

I see what you did there

[matbroomfield]

@evilmamaluigi erm ok, what do you want - a cookie? ;-)

[RestInPieces777]

This was just motherfucking WIN.

[Lightweaver123]

This is all of the win. :-)

[Aletheia216]

Oh god yes.

[TheNamelessCharacter]

Well, that made my day.

[mitenzouki]

3000 MORE YEARS, 3000 MORE YEARS!

[jussts]

Well, it looks like Perry is going to have the most ridiculed political ad of the election cycle (perhaps of... ever) and that's got to count for something. Maybe he'll win a Webby.

[TraskNari]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[alachabre]

H.P. Lovecraft. I remember reading _Rats in the Walls_ as a child. Terrifying.

[ja524309]

Your voice just doesn't work for this, sorry. Looking forward to more substantial videos to come.

[fhospod]

Outstanding, and spot on. Great work!

[itsjustameme]

Nice

[YourHeartIsTheKey]

LOL

[pandstar]

Cthulhu for President!

Why vote for the LESSER of 2 evils?



[d34d23]

im glad i'm familiar with cthulhu so i could appreciate this even more.

[RakaTheTenacious]

"... in a sea of terror and madness."

ROFL The lightness in your voice there is priceless.

[MinervaInTheBrain]

So dry, I Love It!!

The Onion quality.

[balanceseeker]

ROFL!

[kidigus]

I for one welcome the the return of the good ol' primal lurkers beyond time; those of Earth, horrible animate survivors of distant eons.

Wake up America!

[wickedenchanter]

Perfect!

[TickTockTaxi]

I can't wait to have you as my professor next semester.

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

I used to be in the esoteric order of dagon, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[pfarabee]

@Requiemxtoxinnocence Skyrim quotes FTW!

[rriverstone1]

I SO needed to laugh until in danger of peeing tonight! THANKS! LOL

[DLandonCole]

Brilliant!

[Eron2828]

Favorited.

[samanark]

HP Lovecraft: the first president who's pet cat has one of the most offensive names ever.

[PinkProgram]

Why settle for the lesser of two evils ^_^

[DLandonCole]

@PinkProgram I for one welcome our new Old One overlord...

[PinkProgram]

@DLandonCole my sibling KaOs resembles Cthulhu but it(?) doesn't want to get into politics ^_^

[sarcleaeolist]

At least Cthulhu's platform is unambiguous and you know he's going to stick to it. I'm just hoping I get consumed first.

[rpm297]

Cthulhu must be making a comeback! He's got his own RPG now. Cthulhu Saves The World!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out for some seafood...

[danieljliversLXXXIX]

The only person I would vote for.

[LordVith]

Well, you've got my vote.

[GoblinXXX]

You don't have to attend every Beltane ritual of the Esoteric Order of Dagon to know something is wrong in this country, when our military can torpedo natural wonders like Devil Reef off the coast of historic Innsmouth!

[procrastinator99]

WIN AND VICTORY!!!!

[zottejakke3]

^_^

[pickerman776]

Hilarous



[M3PanoS]

May Cthulhu guide you to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. :)

[migkillertwo]

cthulhu 2012. Why vote for a lesser evil?

[Zentz29]

@migkillertwo Oh shit!

Your comment reminds me of the "RON PAUL 2012!" spammers. Those people creep me out.

[synchronium24]

@migkillertwo holy shit. we actually agree on something. good times.

[Otokogoroshi]

I don't care how late you are to the game, its a wonderful addition ^_^

[lepthymo]

how touching

[deathtris]

If he knew the state of the country, dead Cthulhu would be spinning in his sleep.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!

[Zentz29]

He jokes, but Cthulhu will show him no mercy when the time comes.

I heed you brother! Do not mock Cthulhu! For the rewards of believers are great, & the punishment of mockery is agony.

You have been warned.

derp derp =p

[ixamraxi]

Loved it.

[ozmoroid]

I'm tired of Christianity's war on non-Christianity! ;-)

[NeoPsiTom]

Excellent! =D

[vg33k]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[viperstrike0]

may Cthulhu be with u brother

[Hammerfall3141]

awesome!

[bighugejake]

What?

[SisyphusRedeemed]

@bighugejake Do a wikipeida search on the Cthulhu mythos. And check out Rick Perry's "Strong" ad.

[saiyanmage]

@SisyphusRedeemed LOL All hail the cthulhu!